The Nick Abbot Habit
In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.
Episodes
Down in the bunker with Bodger
In these clips, we were contemplating the future of the human race, we recalled when everything came in orange and brown, and it was all getting a bit 1984-ish
Pleasing themselves
In these clips, Smugg was creeping about, we had a recipe for heavenly potatoes, we found why Bob was our uncle, and there was a lack of protest about something we should have been protesting about
Doing the boop-and-go
In these clips, credit card companies do something alarming, a new set of restrictive laws were passed and there was a problem with insects
The best PM we ever had?
In these clips, there was porn in parliament, Smugg was posting creepy notes, Nadine Dorries showed how across her brief she was, and Elon Musk bought something to ruin.
Boris goes to jail
In these clips from 2022, local elections were around the corner, a man looked at something he shouldn't have and we laughed at the prospect of a Liz Truss government.
Splashing out
In these clips, a caller was concerned about sludge, a man splashed out on his pool, and there was an incident in the British Virgin Islands.
Tasteless
In these clips, we turned our noses up at food, there was a lot of partying going on, and we were mesmerised by an MPs 'do.
The Bamboozling Homunculus
In these clips, I recall an encounter with a laser, Hazza was getting some stick, and there was a lot of Fabergé about.
A bit of positivity
In these clips, Mr Blobby talked to the economy, some royals went on holiday and I recount a painful procedure
The whatabouts
In these clips, we were introduced to a new fruit, Nadine said something silly, and Mr Blobby went to India
The Naked Fabby
In these clips, we were obsessing about a certain curiously topped MP, there was a LOT of Hazza and Sparkles stories and Mr Blobby was on tour
What three things?
In these clips, we were talking about a certain person's hair (not that one), I had a fuel bill shock, and there was an odd Nessie sighting.
A hair don't
In this episode from Easter 2022, we were marvelling at a certain PMs "hair", I pick a fight with Julia Roberts and Hazza was in his element.
Fishi Fishi Binks
In these clips, Boris Johnson was presented with a china chicken, I make a prediction about Don Snoreleone after he lost to Joe Biden and a man has an awakening.
Jabba the Gut
In these clips, a monkey's scrolling went viral, there was talk of a windfall tax, a Russian ship got into difficulty, and we heard a Star Wars origin story
Dim Don Dumb
In these clips from Easter 2022, there's a reception problem, we got lost in a city and we were all let out again.
The non-dom ding-dong
In these clips carrying on from the last episode, a woman had a dream about Pickles (not the food) and Mr Blobby went to Ukraine
The traffic jam to end then all
In these clips from two different shows from four years ago, we were talking about Fishi's financial affairs, I have a conspiracy theory and we hear about retired sheep.
The slap heard around the world
In these clips, we got a bill for £37 billion, a person in Spain had wind and a lady had a problem with her phone
The Prince of Fails
In these clips from 2022, Fishi Sunak was keeping his options open, we heard about a bee-friendly bomb and there was a tale of a golf tantrum
The cost of a bong
In these clips from 2022, dental patients came together in solidarity, people cheated on Wordle, and Mr Blobby was in the altogether.
Bad do-gooders
In these clips, I was having a tooth out, a children's amusement was making people angry and we were in a near miss with a celestial object.
Malfunctioning epaulettes
In these clips following on from last time, it was early 2022 and we found that Sue Grey had a previous life, a man shouted at a street, and we thought about calling the police on the police
Yes we have no cake
In these clips , there was a bash that wasn't a bash, we were talking about why young people don't vote much and wondered why some people imagine they are born to rule.
Unnaturally papped
In this episode, Nick goes to the foot of his stairs, Caol wonders why, and they help with shopping trolleys and with paying contactless.
Yummy whips
In these clips we were waiting for a report from a person who may or may not exist, and I predicted a coup by a man in horrible shorts
Doris Bronson strikes back
In this episode, Meat was past his use-by date, Bat Girl came to town and the catastrophic clown show continued.
What's prime about him?
In these clips, it was early 2022 people were trying to put out a big dog and the police said they weren't interested in investigating crimes that had happened in the past.
Dogged
In these clips, the police told us we were to ignore crimes that happened in the past, Mr Blobby was in hiding and there was a plan to save a big dog
What's he good for?
In these clips, it was a month before Vlad the Insaner launched his Special Operation, Mr. Blobby was being himself, and I predicted our next two PM’s
Pwaargh!
In these clips, there was a celebrity sighting, we were looking forward to our freedom and there was an identity fail.
Bored Blobby
In these clips, we were having a heatwave, Mr Blobby made an appointment and we heard where Pink Floyd got their ideas from.
Call me Mr. Fied
In these clips, a person suggested an improvement to Formula 1, we went looking for indigenous chickens and we heard Tetchy Fagash's greatest hit.
Swedish nuts
In these clips, there was a silly Olympics story, a national anthem revelation and a man called after a good dinner
Wobble how?
In these clips, a man in Uxbridge was unsatisfied with his MP, a huge celestial event took place, and the biggest show on Earth was about to begin
The Wobbly Moon
In these clips, we were still being run by Mr Blobby, zombies were among us and we heard of some cinema criminals.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production
A smash and grab raid
In these clips from five years ago, someone said something controversial about a flag, I had an incident in South Africa and there was an international football tournament going on. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production
Wet and bleuchy
In these clips from five years ago, there was a lovely tale about monkeys in South Africa and Super Sajman Jav executed a power stance
An animalistic roar
In these clips, the Euro2020 competition was being played in 2021, because of The Invisible Menace, England had won a game and a lady confessed she was mobile-free. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.
The glorious sound of a ticket machine
In these clips following on from last time, we were talking about the wonderful sounds of old public transport, there was a big meeting in Cornwall and England had just played Ukraine.
A lot of underwear under there.
In these clips from five years ago, there was a huge sporting event on the horizon, I was almost brought down by a biscuit and there was a big conflab in Cornwall.Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production
The whacky waving inflatable tube man
In these clips from 2021, there was a surprisingly similar weather to ours now, the Village Idiot was getting some stick and so were footballers, and a picture of the Queen was placed somewhere strange.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.
Turning the clock back
In these clips from 2021, there was talk of getting engaged (not that type) and from 2019 of a prince in an inappropriate pace (not that Prince)
New Balls please!
In these clips from five years ago, the tennis and the football were on, a cat foretold the future and there was a prediction about a certain Manchester mayor.
A machine ate my homework
In these clips from during Wimbledon and the World Cup in 2021, S'Kier said something silly, some royals were deployed to Scotland and we were shocked at the price of a pint, which wouldn’t seem shocking now.
Cutting a rocker's hair
In these clips running on from last time, we talk drumming, there was bad news about chips and a man found he couldn't go on holiday.
Mr Blobby is chocolate pudding
In these clips from 2021, it was a race between a virus, a volcano and a tsunami, there was a lot of flagging going on and some cat-nabbing.
Picking up a rock star
In these clips there was so much weather that it was inside, we were talking about acceptable sexual positions (yes, we were), and a rock star gave valuable advice.
The Fun Plane
In these clips from five years ago, Mr Blobby had a spit-chat, there was a lot of trolling going on and much smirkingThe Nick Abbot habit is a Global Production
The man who knows everything
In this episode, we were concerned about the climate, we heard of an anomaly from 1976 and there was stress on the railways
Not much COP
In this episode, that follows on from last time, we get a dog training lesson, there was a failed attraction in Marble Arch and a man took a lot of plane rides.
Explaining tennis
In these clips that follow on from the last episode, the build-up to an important game was underway, a water company got corrected a bit and a man got a custom shirt
Is it coming home?
In these clips from 2021, 'twas the night before a football game, there was a history whitewash underway and we heard a suggestion for a PM substitute
Minimising the kissing
In these clips from Summer 2021, there was a story about chickens and we were wondering what would happen if everyone put the kettle on simultaneously during half-time.
Football this, football that
In these clips from 2021, we had a big game coming up, we were about to be let out and Jacob Smugg became a rapper
Getting football done
In these follow-up clips from last time, it was the eve of the Euro 2020 final, we heard of a hero in space and a Danish couple had an English experience
We're going to win!
It was Spring 2021 and Mr Blobby was in power, we were getting jabbed and there was a big football match to play.
The "B Arc"
In these clips from 2021, Mr Blobby was doing his best, footballers were being booed, and I made a prediction that hasn't come true...yet.
The roadmap to normal
It was Spring 2021 and we were about to be let outside, I invented a food item and Mr Blobby took a holiday
A royal eye test
In these clips from 2019, a royal personage had a scrape, another one wore a controversial hat and I got a right ear full.
Go faster!
In these clips from five years ago, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace and an important football match was played in an odd place, and we found where Donald Trump got his bleach idea from.
Deciding to be amused
In these clips, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace, the government had no apparent strategy and Donald Trump had just lost an election.
The price of a pint (Part 2)
In this weeks clips, we were bored of redecorations, appalled by a sandwich and we found out why beer costs so much.
The price of a pint
In these clips from five years ago, Matt Hancock tried crying, I wondered who was going to replace Bodger Johnson and I couldn't believe the cost of a round.
The vacuum of integrity
In these clips, i had spotted a spaghetti reference in space, Bodger enjoyed a home glow-up and his fiance was incandescent.
Boris's Banana Boots
In these clips, an inventor told us he was doing us a favour, we were looking for a huge and tremendous trade deal and there was a whole lotta beeping going on.
No shame!
In these clips, we heard about a big dog, a man looked at the sun, and a brainiac left with a box.
The nomadic caveman look.
In this episode of clips from five years ago, we got the view from horseback, I rediscovered a particular writing instrument and we had a big weather development.
Haven't we been good?
In this episode, we were allowed out after a long lockdown, there was an encounter with a lot of guns, and one man shared his unbelievably expensive addictions.
The Curious Furious.
In this episode of clips from five years ago, Prince Phillip had just died, people were shopping and protesting, but only one of those was OK, and Twitter showed itself to be an enemy.
Twitter goes down
In this episode, there was some flag waving, a woman found a scary pastry, and we had an alarming outage.
The Space Hippy, Part 2
In this episode, there was a gnome shortage, we found a curious poll, and we were told what British people want.
The Space Hippy, Part 1
In these clips from Spring 2021, there was a lot of scamming about, we were allowed a haircut after months in lockdown, and there was a mystery surrounding a professor off the telly.
The Grabby Stick of Justice
It was April 2021, and we had been let out for a day during lockdown and had behaved very poorly, there was a furious call from a certain Brian from Stockton-on-Tees, and we got some very bad news about hair.
The penny-farthing delivery service
In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby was embarrassing us on the world stage, a man was filling in his census, and a lot of people left a lot of rubbish on a rare day out.
His Imperial Hotness
In these clips from 2021, we were trying to understand the rules, the lottery paid out £122m, and there was a pre-determined sexiest man contest.
The shameless clot
In these clips from 2021, a top Conservative had just released an uncomplimentary book about Mr Blobby and the other Tory toads, I give a lesson in maths, and we find out what you get for £5000.
Lego hair
In these clips from Spring 2021, Piers Morgan had just stormed off a TV set, we were comparing the hairstyles of the rich and shameless, and it was all getting a bit surreal
The Fat Particle
In these clips from 2021, people were buying into a nincompoop's act, we were talking about old names, and I had an encounter with the pink boat people.
Sniffing for newts
In these clips from four years ago, Fishi was trying to get us back in the office, a man went brain hunting and someone had a problem with ducks.
