The Big Scottish Football Podcast
Get the latest from Scottish Football every Monday on ‘The Big Scottish Football Podcast’ as we look back at all the weekend action, the big talking points and nonsense.
Episodes
Episode 190 | Ahhhh, Bristo
After a weekend of Scottish League Cup action, Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are here to look back at all the shocks and highlights plus there’s a new Scotland manager to talk about.We learn about Daz’s trip to the Fringe, peeling pickled onions and what is your go to supper at the chippy.Plus the Big Shoot Out Quiz, will managerial excuses go ‘In the Bin’ and another round of ‘Football Black Jac
Episode 189 | Alexander Armstrong's Ears
Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are back to confront the revelation that ears and noses continue to grow throughout your life and manage to squeeze in some chat about Scottish Football in the meantime.Pope to Celtic, Rangers midfield woes, Killies defending and the job Steven Pressley is doing at Dundee are all up for discussion as well as all the lower league results.Obviously, there is chat about
Episode 188 | A Fan of Kissing
Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are back with your weekly dose of nonsense and Scottish Football with a look back at Match Day 1 in the SPFL.Rangers need bodies, what is in store for Hearts this season and are Falkirk now favourites for the drop? All discussed along with the lower league action and for the first time we get the Dick Out (Campbell)Check out the new game, Football Black Jack, In the
Episode 187 | Gordon Dalziel in a Wheelchair
Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel are back from their holidays and back for season 26/27 in the SPFL!It’s the big predictions show, as the guys go all Mystic Meg ahead of the new season including all the winners, the first in the sack race and some outlandish forecasts!Plus a look back at the league cup and European games, a debate about ex-players refereeing games and find out why Daz ended up in
Episode 186 | Pillow Talk
It's the last episode of The Big Scottish Football Podcast... for now... as we round off a long and arduous 2025/26 season.Steven Mill is back alongside Gordon Dalziel to talk airport etiquette; a strange thing Daz does with pillow cases; would you care if England won the World Cup; and does one of the guys look like a Good Morning Britain star?!There's also some football chat featuring a wild sho
Episode 185 | Leopard
Sweaty Octopus Producer John turns presenter to join Gordon Dalziel as Steven Mill is still MIA after Scotland's exit at the World Cup in North America.The guys discuss the departure of Steve Clarke as head coach and the defeat to Brazil in our final group game.Who will replace him? Dick anyone?There's also Daz's adventures in Australia, his career history outside of football and his best lookalik
Episode 184 | Maracanã to Motherwell Asda
Steven Mill joins us again Stateside, this time in Orlando as he prepares to travel to Miami, where Scotland's World Cup fate hangs in the balance on Wednesday night against Brazil.Gordon Dalziel is back in the studio, discussing our chances of making it through to the knockout stages for the first time ever, as well as reacting to some big refereeing decisions during Friday night's defeat to Moro
Episode 183 | Kenny
A very hungover Steven Mill comes live from Boston with Gordon Dalziel back in the studio as the by look back on Scotland's first World Cup win in 36 years!There's also a few domestic things to talk about with Martin O'Neill being made Celtic manager and it looks like Danny Rohl is out at Rangers and Hearts's manager Derek McInnes is in!Plus your dream BBQ, an unexpected podcast dropping and you'l
Episode 182 | Crisis Buster
Gabriel Antoniazzi is in the hotseat as Steven Mill is off. Producer Jay is in charge as the Sweaty Octopus Producer John is away sweating somewhere else. But Gordon Dalziel is here and up to his usual carry-on as we build-up to Scotland's return to the World Cup!There's chat about stag dos, Gabs' perspective on his nightmare bus journey and we ask would you steal a pint?And have we finally found
Episode 181 | SCOTT MCTOMINAAAAAYYYYY
The World Cup build up well and truly begins as Gordon Dalziel & Steven Mill look back at Scotland’s friendly against Curacao and look ahead to America.Should Tyler Fletcher be on the plane? Who should start in defence? And will Steve Clarke play two up top to accommodate Lawrence Shankland?The guys are also reviewing some of the World Cup songs being released, talking about stealing peoples t
Episode 180 | Very Pro Corned Beef
Steven Mill has made in despite the disappointment of his team losing in the Scottish Cup Final as he and Gordon Dalziel look back at Celtic’s double win.There’s a lot going on as the boys discuss Partick’s chances in the play-off, Shankland’s move to Rangers and Heart’s winning the SWPL.Plus what’s your favourite cold meat? Is it ok to take someone’s take-away order? And has Gabs survived the Ven
Episode 179 | The Prawn Cracker Principle
It’s the last weekend of the Scottish Premiership and Steven Mill (this is not a typo) & Gordon Dalziel look back at the epic conclusion and the show down between Celtic and Hearts.They are adamant the Jambos didn’t bottle it, reckon Martin O’Neill should get a statue and are there questions over Danny Rohl’s man management?Plus more tales of falling asleep on public transport, does Willie Mil
Episode 178 | One For Yourself
The Scottish Premiership title is going to the wire and Steven Mull (this is not a typo) & Gordon Dalziel are here to look back at another exciting weekend of football.Should Rohl stay? Are Celtic now favourites? And should Hearts have had a penalty?Plus tales of falling asleep on public transport, dropping pins and what does one for yourself mean?And there’s the Big Shoot out Quiz, some big s
Episode 177 | Pie Roll
It was the final games of the season in the lower leagues and Gabriel Antoniazzi (In for Steven) and Gordon Dalziel are here to look at the winners and losers, as well as all the Premiership action.They are both a little hungover after the Scottish PFA Dinner but have the lowdown on what happened there aas well as chat on Daz getting his clothes stolen, golf course snacks and pie rolls!It’s all ab
Ep.176 | The Proof is in the Penis
Hearts are still top of the tree in Scottish football and with Rangers losing to Motherwell, where does that leave the title race? Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are here to direct what happened across the SPFL at the weekend.Plus talk about James Tavernier's legacy, the contract extensions at Celtic and fair to say Gordon isn't a fan of Dujon Sterling.And penis injections, who is more famous out
Ep.175 | Revels with the Light Out
It’s the Monday after Dunfermline’s victory in the Scottish Cup Semi-Final and Steven is as happy as a dog with two tails, especially as the Falkirk supporting Sweaty Octopus is back!There’s a deep dive into the Pars win and the guys are also looking at the mental Celtic v St Mirren game and what else is going in across the leagues.There's more chat about Jackie Os, fridge chocolate and Gordon dal
Ep.174 BIG SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PODCAST | THE PIECE OF RESISTANCE
Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are back after another crazy week of Scottish football!The notable exception, though, is The Sweaty Octopus Producer John... Although he has left a message for Steven ahead of the Dunfermline-Falkirk Scottish Cup semi-final.So, producer Jay makes his debut on the podcast, looking after things, as the guys discuss the title race, big VAR calls and Daz invents another
Ep.173 BIG SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PODCAST | I HAVE NEVER EATEN A SOBER KEBAB
As the we reach the business end of the season, Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel are all about the business as they drag themselves in on Easter Monday to look back at another weekend of Scottish Football.Are strikers the key to winning the league? How can Aberdeen be so dreadful? And should Motherwell have had a penalty?More shouts for East Fife to get the Dick out, Gordon has some love advice an
Ep.172 BIG SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PODCAST | ENGLAND'S A PAKORA FREE NATION
Steven is back from Germany and the guys are here to look back at a painful friendly against Japan and all the lower league action in Scotland.What are Scotland going to do a right back? Is Souttar a better player for the national team? And does Steve Clarke share a room with Kenny McLean?We find out what it is like to be sacked as manager, Daz has a feeling his pal Mark might win the league for T
Episode 171 | CCG
Steven is off to Germany so Gabriel Antoniazzi jumos in to discuss another big weekend in the Scottish Premiership title race.With Celtic slipping up at Tannadice and Rangers and Hearts winning who is now the favourite? Can Dundee United reach the top 6? Are Aberdeen going to be in a relegation fight?Plus more supermarket and meal prep chat, getting your shoes stretched and chips, cheese and gravy
Episode 170 | I won't be seen dead in the Whoopsie section
It’s the big birthday episode as Gordon Dalziel turns 64 and Steven Mill is here to celebrate with him, by looking back at another weekend of Scottish Football action.There’s presents, there’s towels, there’s discussion on Whoopsie sections and we discover another Daz obsession.When we speak about the football Gordon has a shout for the St Mirren job, he asks what does Naderi bring to the Rangers
Episode 169 | An Asda Fanatic
The day after a Scottish Cup weekend and Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are here to look back at what happened as well as all the league action.Is Falkirk v Dunfermline going to be a career ender for one of the team? Is Celtic’s Mvuka a competition winner? Is there a mentality problem at Rangers? Who is going down in the Championship?All about the Highland League on Who Dares Wins, Chicken Zombie
Episode 168 | Leslie Nielsen
There was only one winner this weekend in the Scottish Premiership title race as Heart’s had a big smile on their face after Rangers and Celtic drew at Ibrox.Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel look back at the weekend and are now asking the question can Motherwell split the big Glasgow two?There is chat about Rip Off Britain, lookalikes and that moment Daz got pulled by Graeme Shinnie for saying ‘he
Episode 167 | Who shot Bobby?
It was another crazy weekend in Scottish Football and Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are hear to rake through it.Steven reckons Mother well have a better chance of winning the league than Celtic while Gordon reckons Cammy Kerr should have been shown a red card.VAR WTF is jam packed, we find out Daz may have been scammed and plus why you should never go yellow sticker Feta!Plus a European Cup spec
Episode 166 | Dating Jane McDonald
Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are joined by comedian Mark Nelson who is here to talk about his Glasgow Comedy Festival Show and of course Scottish Football.Along the way we hear about Daz’s invite for ‘Celebs Go Dating’, his experience of BBC Alba amnd of course his anti-goalkeeper campaign continues.Are Motherwell in with a shout? What’s going on at Aberdeen? And a big question regarding ST Mirr
Episode 165 | Half And Half
The Sweaty Octopus is in charge but don’t let that put you off as Gordon Dalziel is here to look back at a weekend of Scottish Cup action and a look back at what has went on since we last spoke.Who is going to win the cup? Which team had the best transfer window? And will Steve Clarke stay beyond the World Cup.Daz is on VAR duty in VAR WTF, nswering queries about TV licence in Question time while
Episode 164 | My Last 5p
It’s transfer deadline day and Gordon Dalziel & Steven Mill are here to go through another weekend of Scottish Football action as well as all the goings on as they happen.Find out why Daz could have been a dumper truck driver, the guys ask just how much Maswanhise is worth and Steven is now convinced Hearts will win the league!Plus an incident packed VAR WTF, it’s all about Scottish EPL footba
Episode 163 | Mo Lennon Stone
Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel are here after another big weekend in Scottish Football as the title race well and truly became a three way battle.Is David Gray under pressure at Hibs? Is it a straight shoot out between Kilmarnock and Livingston to decide relegation places? And was it a good point for Hearts?Plus Daz's caricature at Ayr, kicking Paul kinnaird off the bus and should there be alcoh
Episode 162 | Drinking with Doddie Weir
It’s cup weekend and just like having a cup goalie, we have brought Gabriel Antoniazzi off the bench to talk about all the action alongside Gordon Dalziel.The guys have reactions to all the cup action plus hear about Daz playing with 12 men, drinking with rugby legend Doddie Weir & the toilet facilities in Morocco.Plus VAR WTF, Who Dares Wins, the Big Shoot Out Quiz & new feature Question
Episode 161 | The Julian Broddle Stand
Steven ill, sorry Mill, is here with the man who wants a stand named after him at Raith Rovers, Gordon Dalziel to talk about another weekend of Scottish Football.Are Aberdeen having a banter period? Could Askou be in line for the Celtic job? And was Craig Gordon’s save the best ever?Plus Jim White is back with the latest transfers, it’s all about big transfers on Who dares Wins and the Masked Foot
Episode 160 | Rat Arm Muscle
Happy New Year! It’s the first Big Scottish Football Podcast of 2026 and Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel have a lot to discussIs there a question over Celtic players fitness after the Old Firm defeat? Do Dundee now have enough to stay up? Are Motherwell the best football side in the league?Jim White is back with all the transfer rumours, a big step closer on the Masked Footballer and Daz’s favour
Episode 159 | Every Blade of Plastic
Steven is back with Gordon Dalziel to dissect another weekend of Scottish Football with Rangers losing to Hearts and Wilfried Nancy finally getting his first win as Celtic manager.It’s the last one before Christmas as we hear about Daz’s anti-voucher agenda, his double life and the lost art of asking for directions.We also have some big football takes about Nicolas Raskin, Motherwell’s chances of
Episode 158 | Hair Freshner
It’s Gabriel Antoniazzi’s debut on the podcast as he teams up with Gordon Dalziel and we find out a little bit too much about his toilet habits.The guys dissect the League Cup Final as well as look back at all the League action from the weekend.Also getting to know Gabs a little better, it’s all about handballs on VAR WTF and have you ever dipped a chip in a McFlurry?Plus another two questions for
Episode 157 | Underthinking
Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel bring you their reaction to another weekend of Scottish Football as Hearts stay top after Wilfried Nancy’s first game as Celtic manager.Could Motherwell stay third? Are Aberdeen beginning to motor? And what about Dundee United’s goalies (Should they go any man save?)Plus more baker chat, David Narey the masked footballer, another countries special on Who dares Wins a
Episode 156 | Steven Pressley Had a Dream
Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are on with their unique take on Scottish Football after a weekend of Premiership and Scottish Cup action.Talking Rangers need for players, will O’Neill stay, is the best football Motherwell have every played and pig headed managers…There’s more soup chat; will Daz end up at Morton? Who has the best moustache in Scottish football? And great Frey Bentos facts…Plus a b
Episode 155 | This One is for Jimmy Cliff
Still revelling off the fact Scotland are going to the World Cup, Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel are here to talk about the national team and all the weekend’s action.There’s also chat about Steven Naismith’s coffee machine, the secret to living a long life, Daz’s day out with George Best and Puskas and big breaking news during the show.Plus the Masked Footballer is revealed, Gordon is on fire o
Episode 154 | Fall On Your Feet
What a weekend, as for once the nation’s football team managed to grab hope from the jaws of despair! Steven Mill & Gordon Dalziel are here to talk all things Scotland v Greece and look ahead to the massive showdown at Hampden against Denmark.Former Scotland international Cammy Bell joins the boys to talk goalkeeping, is Daz the man for Raith Rovers and what do you put on your sticky toffee pu
Episode 153 | Abroath
Gordon Dalziel joins Steven Mill this week to look back at another big weekend of SPFL action.Was Celtic v Midtjylland, Old club v New Club? Talking about the pressure on Chermiti to perform and find out why Daz is raging goalkeepers.We are talking about stretching your shoes at Timpsons, Gordon Dalziel being one of Scotland’s greatest penalty takers and one of the team has never seen ‘The Simpson
Episode 152 | Bad Toilet Intentions
Steve is back, as the Phil and Norm of Scottish podcasting are reunited to look back at a weekend of semi and league action.Looking back at the Rodgers/O’Neill/Desmond situation, discussing the future of refereeing in the country and talking Scotland as the squad announcement breaks during the show.Find out why Steven is Mystic Mill, how Steve almost got into a fight in a toilet and proof of fortu
Episode 151 | A Spew a day, keeps the nerves away
On a weekend that Hearts go 8 points clear at the top, Steven Mill and Gordon Dalziel are here to look back at all the action in Scottish Football Can the Jambos go on and win it? Is everyone unhappy at Celtic? Is Danny Röhl going to make the difference at Rangers? Talking about all that, and the major talking points from across Scottish Football. Plus Daz’s sick habit, an actual sh*t storm and Go
Episode 150 | Playing tig at Raith Rovers
Super sub Gordon Dalziel joins Steven Mill this week as the pair look back at the weekend in Scottish Football.Is Danny Rohl the man for Rangers? Is Brendan Rodgers under pressure? And is the best chance Hearts have ever had of winning the league?Plus hear about Shaun Dennis’s unlikely appearance for Raith Rovers, playing tig with a football team as well as all the usual nonsense with Who Dares Wi
Episode 149 | Dodged A Bullet
Steven Mill & Steve Cowan return to break down Scotland's mixed bag of good results with bad performances over the international break. There's chat of 90's movies, old ladies swimming and Brazilians at the World Cup!Plus find out who plays upfront in Scotland’s Ultimate Team, there’s week two of a new Masked Footballer to guess, and of course the Big Shoot Out Quiz.It’s The Big Scottish Footb
Episode 148 | Giamolpollus
The Lou and Harold of Scottish Football Podcasting are here, as Steven Mill & Steve Cowan, discuss the weekends results and big stories.Only one place to start and that is, who will replace Russell Martin at Rangers? Do Hearts need consistency? And Dunfermline’s quest for 6th!Also a lot of talk about cheese on toast, Japanese toilets and Greece…Plus find out who plays on the wings in Scotland’
Episode 147 | Steve Cowbear
The Joey and Chandler of Scottish Football podcasting are here to talk the weekend just gone in the SPFL.Before that though, get insider knowledge on Supermarkets and discussion about housework!When Steven Mill & Steve Cowan get into the football however, they are discussing Jimmy Thelin’s future at Aberdeen, Hearts chances of splitting the Old Firm and the continues disharmony at Rangers.Plus
Episode 146 | Paul Caldwell
The Laurel and Hardy of Scottish Football podcasting are here to look back at a weekend of League Cup and League action in full technicolour.Where did you get drunk for the first time? Would you take a steak pie over a roast? And have you ever heard of a mixy?And of course the big football questions get answered. Will this be Jimmy Thelin's last two games? Has Russell Martin turned the corner? And
Episode 145 | Clarification
The Trevor and Simon of Scottish football podcasting are on a day late after Steven went full James Richardson taking in Serie A with a cocktail and a copy of the Gazzetta Dello Sport at the weekend.There is a lot to unload after a weekend of controversial penalties, VAR decisions and red cards and of course wild swimming…Plus Steven goes full TETCH on Who Dares Wins and the Big Shoot Out Quiz and
Episode 144 | Take It On The Chin
Even though it's an International break there is still plenty to discuss as the Torvill and Dean of podcasting, glide across the ice of Scottish Football.There’s optimism for Scotland as Steven and Steve look back at the Denmark game and ahead to Belarus, while they also analyse the transfer window for both sides of the Old Firm and discuss THAT Celtic statement.Also who will be in the sticks for
Episode 143 | Tik Tok killed You've Been Framed
It’s transfer deadline day, and the movers and shakers of Scottish Football podcasting, Steven Mill & Steve Cowan are doing deals left, right and centre.Looking back at a very dull Old Firm and the rest of the weekends results, while discussing You’ve Been Framed, Dave Whelan and why Prestos may have killed a Granpa.There’s a lengthy chat about academy football, a bumper edition of the BSFP Tr
Episode 142 | A Ramen in Wishaw
The Final bosses of podcasting, Steven Mill and Steve Cowan are getting their bowl cuts and sunglasses ready, to delve into another weekend of Scottish FootballAs well as looking back at all the action across the leagues, they are talking steaks, ramen and wondering if Derek McInnes is still bubbling…Plus how Steve would deal with Igamane and would Celtic fans rather beat Rangers or progress in th
Episode 141 | A Box of Ians
Steven Mill and Steve Cowan are here to cannonball into a big pool of Scottish Football as they look back at the League Cup and league games acrosso the weekend.Who will be the next Airdrie manager? Can you beat 11 surgeries? And a brand new game which honestly has nothing to do with ‘Who Dares Wins’Plus the Big Shoot Out Quiz, the Masked Footballer and Jim White is back with all the transfer goss
Episode 140 | Steve Cowan's Wikipedia
Steven and Steve are back to bring you a ladle full of Scottish Football as they look back on another weekend of action up and down the SPFL.Jim White is here for all the latest transfers, we discover Steve Cowan edits his own Wikipedia page and also has a mural in Portadown and there’s a game of ‘Play your EA FC 26 Cards Right.’Plus it’s Dundee United v Fife, looking at Raskin’s body language and
Episode 139 | Appendage
Steven Mill & Steve Cowan are here to look back at Match Day 1 in Scottish Football.Should Dessers start for Rangers? Can Hearts win the title in 10 years? Does Kieron Bowie have a chance at Scotland?All the answers to those questions and find out what happened when Steve babysat for Sir Alex Ferguson, A1 technlogy and appendages!And we have a new game 5,4,3,2,1 and the return of the Big Quiz
Episode 138 | There or Thereabouts
The Big Scottish Football podcast has been busy in the transfer window over the close season. One big player has left so we got out the cheque book and made a big signing as former Hibs and Aberdeen striker Steve Cowan joins Steven Mill. We are of course having a eulogy for Ewen Cameron after his departure but more importantly predicting what is going to happen in season 25/26 including your outla
Episode 137 | Jambo Sheep
There’s only a few games to talk about so how come Steve and Ewen have turned this into a 90 minute podcast I hear you cry…Well, as they don an Aberdeen top and Falkirk t-shirt, the guys discuss restaurant walk outs, the smell of peaches, would they score a goal for Celtic and Ewen in a strange version of Rosie and Jim.Of course, we also have Winner Takes It All and a review of the boys pre-season
Episode 136 | I Hate the Internet
Sorry we’re late, Ewen got kidnapped after getting caught in someone’s garden in Bonnyrigg. Anyway, better late than never and he and Steven are here to talk about the final weekend of the Scottish Premiership.What next for Rangers? Should there be points deductions for pitch invasions and an apology to Derek McInnes.Plus chippy chasers, kissing Gok Wan and would you admit to killing Osama Bin Lad
Episode 135 | It's NOT a Thruple Thing
It’s all about the play-offs and who stays in the Premiership now as Ewen and Steven get stuck into another weekend in Scottish Football.This week they are joined by Championship winning captain Coll Donaldson (Jambo friends) as they discuss thruples, Eurovision, Jimmy Thelin and Partick’s Play-Off Chances.And can Ewen make it two in a row in the quiz with help from his big pal?It’s The Big Scott
Episode 134 | The Millinium Dome
Fortunate Falkirk™ finally won the Scottish Championship at the weekend, and Steven Mill has been through the ringer. Hear all about that with special guests live from Ibiza (and wherever the Sweaty Octopus is hiding today). We also talk through the rest of the action in Scottish football, dive through Italian history and something happens on the quiz that has never happened before! It's the Big S
Episode 133 | It's NOT just now you get swingers...
It was a big weekend in Scottish football, titles were won, some were blown and Heart’s are once again looking for a new manager.They are here to discuss it all as well as poor parenting, woke nonsense, tedious trebles and swingers.Plus Ewen puts the Sweaty Octopus on the spot about Falkirks title challenge, it’s all about the best EPL champions on ‘Winner Takes It All’ and have you ever seen a ma
Episode 132 | Sit on this and Swivel
Ewen’s got a brand new hair cut, turns out Steven has never seen Star Wars but before are ready to talk about Scottish Football and what happened in the Scottish cup and across the leagues at the weekend.There is more butter chat, a lot of Jambo tetch and the big question, just what is your favourite Indiana Jones movie.Plus a deep dive into Queens Park with David from the Spiders Talk podcast, a
Episode 131 | The Fun Factory
The price of Weetabix, what’s your favourite butter and do you eat in bed? All this is discussed by Ewen and Steven before they even talk Scottish Football and Heart’s failure to make the Top Six…There’s a lot of Jambo tetch on this week’s show as Mr Cameron also reckons Celtic fans are bored.Plus The usual meltdowns on the Big Shoot Out Quiz.It’s The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTE
Episode 130 | Alarm Sound Detected
There's a shocking revelation in regards to Mrs Cameron's privacy as Ewen's home pod alarm tells all, Steven lets emotions fly high as him and Ewen discuss Scottish league reconstruction, we hear from former intern Callum as he adds to Ewen's misery after Hearts defeat to Dundee United.There's a gothic edge to the 'Shoot Out", absolute tekkers on the ‘Winner Takes It All’ and all of the weekends V
Episode 129 | Twitching Like a Rabbit's Nose
Ewen is reeling after Hearts defeat at Celtic while Steven can’t believe what is happening at Dunfermline as the boys, look at another topsy turvey weekend in Scottish Football? Mr Cameron has lots of jokes, it’s Holiday vs Wish You Were Here and Steven is going in two footed on a listener! On the footballing side have we witnessed game of the season in Dundee v Rangers and should Derek McInnes ha
Episode 128 | Mehmet
Ewen is back from the UAE and has some serious questions to answer about his toilet habits, while Steven is a little under the weather, as they look back at all the weekends Scottish Football action.Shock, horror Mr Cameron is not happy with Steve Clarke, so expect a rant, Forest Gump turns into Bruce Forsyth and god knows how we get onto questioning if Ewen would have a chance with Margot Robbie?
Episode 127 | Intercontinental Breakfast
Ewen is on holiday (makes a change for Steven) so after several co-presenter call offs, the Sweaty Octopus, is called from the bench. But will a Dunfermline & Falkirk supporter work together? Don’t worry though, Ewen still makes an appearance live from Abu-Dhabi, there’s still the masked footballer to unveil, it’s all about teenage debuts on the ‘Winner Takes It All’ and a special guest host o
Episode 126 | Jambo Tetch
It’s all about the Scottish Cup and the lower leagues this week as Ewen and Steven, get in amongst the muck of Scottish football.There are cameo appearances from Judith Ralston, Grado & Falkirk captain Coll Donaldson, drama’s about Halloumi Fries and should you squeeze rolls?Plus Morton feature on VAR WTF, the boys try and pick the best Scottish referee and did Barry Ferguson out manage
Episode 125 | Phone a Friend
Ewen Cameron and Steven Mill are here with their own unique take on Scottish Football including the Edinburgh derby win for Hibs and rumours of the next Rangers manager.Shell suit Bob is on hand to help Ewen on the quiz, more chat about going for the toilet in gardens and would you open a Tescos?Plus another question for the masked footballer, the best modern managers on the Winner Takes It All an
Episode 124 | The Vault of Staunch
Steven Mill is fresh back from another holiday and is ready to talk about Scottish Football and inclined toilet seats! Ewen Cameron has a very strange thing to confess to and is name dropping more than usual as the boys talk about the Rangers takeover, Philippe Clement’s departure and whether the ball was over the line or not in Hibs v Celtic. Plus a big guess on the ‘Masked Footballer’, determini
🏅 Episode 123 | Calm Down Dear
Ewen has a rager about Hearts being beaten by Rangers and Steven Mill is here for it, as the boys look back on a weekend of Scottish Football.What’s the best Tarantino movie? Do Celtic and Rangers need to go? And the big Onion referendum!Plus former referee Des Roache joins the boys on VAR WTF, it's all about the biggest Scottish cup shock was on the ‘Winner Takes It All’ and getting a
📺 Episode 122 | Sally Magnusson
Ewen Cameron is name dropping on this weeks episode but luckily Steven Mill is here to pick them up and talk Scottish Football.Mr Cameron lets his true colours come out, there’s lots of chat about Magnus Heman (and his wife) and is Clement classless?Plus a song for Producer John, a new ‘Masked Footballer’ and who is the hardest to play in Scottish Football in the ‘Winner Takes It All’It’s The Big
Episode 121 | The Great Grape Debate
From philosophical discussion to nipples, there is something for everyone including a look at Scottish Football on this week’s show with Ewen Cameron and Steven Mill.Ewen is having an orgasm to Hearts win, discussing the candidates for the Motherwell job, the sweaty octopus is ranting about Livi and there’s a song for Steven!Plus Crisp Boyd is back by unpopular demand, it’s a Bayern Munich special
Episode 120 | This is NOT a Rangers podcast
Steven is back so it’s a little less staunch this week, as him and Channel 5’s Ewen Cameron look back at the weekend in Scottish Football.Ewen is having issues with the SFA and thinks Hearts will finish above Aberdeen while Steven pays tributes to former Dunfermline manager Jimmy CalderwoodIt’s players you love to hate on the ‘Winner Takes It All’ , there’s a twist on the Big Shoot Out Quiz and th
Episode 119 | Wild Country
Shock horror, Steven Mill is away on holiday, so River City, Scot Squad and fellow Fifer, Jordan Young comes on off the bench to join Ewen Cameron.We are looking back at some of his previous big roles and picking out some fragrances for him. (don't ask)The fourth round Scottish Cup weekend is under review and due to having the house wife’s favourite on, the boys decide who the best looking footbal
Episode 118 | Back in the Dessert game
Are Arctic rolls better than an orgasm? Ewen Cameron thinks so and that along with all the Scottish football action is up for discussion on this week’s show with Steven MillCan Hibs finish 3rd? Should Rangers supporters back their club rather than walk out? And who finishes in the top 6?Lots of questions to answer as well as that the Masked Footballer (the boys think they have it) and it’s a
5️⃣ Episode 117 | DO NOT call him Channel 5's Ewen Cameron
Happy New Year! It’s the first Big Scottish Football Podcast of 2025 and Ewen Cameron has a resolution, not to get angry! Let’s see how long that lasts alongside Steven Mill.Lots to talk about from Scottish Football with claims such as Raskin is the best midfielder in Scotland, Hibs can catch Aberdeen and Philippe Clement has Brendan Rodgers number.Jim White is back with transfer speculation, the
📺 Episode 116 | Channel 5's Ewen Cameron
After the Christmas festivities, the boys are back and Steven is eager to talk about Ewen Cameron's BIG appearance on Channel 5's When Parties Go Horribly Wrong. But guys, Ewen doesn't want any of you commenting and telling him that he's Channel 5's Ewen Cameron, so definitely don't do that in the comments! Ewen goes on a Winegum themed rant during his film segment, and goes nuclear when Hearts co
🦌 Episode 115 | Gergely Rudolph
T’was, two nights before Christmas and all through the house, everything was quiet except from EWEN CAMERONSteven Mill and Ewen bring you a festive treat as they look back at the weekend in Scottish Football and discuss their favourite Julie Andrews filmsAberdeen faltering, James McPake gone and is there a potential title chase? All up for discussionPlus a busy VAR WTF, is Pyro overrated and
💡 Episode 114 | Head Under a Lamp
Ewen Cameron and Steven Mill are looking back at a dramatic weekend in Scottish Football but where is Producer John?Was it a penalty? Find out who was rude to Ewen and just how hard is it to play against 10 men?Plus getting further on the masked footballer and Garry Spence is back to host the Big Shoot Out QuizAnd there's been a mincident!It's the Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS:
Episode 113 | I want to be a Count
Steven Mill is back from one of his many holidays as him and Ewen Cameron look back at the weekend that was in Scottish Football. Aside from the football though there are more conspiracy theories, the best moves of twinnie twinnie four according to Ewen and Producer John’s stand up routine. There’s happy dances all around and we catch up with Intern Callum to ask about Dundee united Plus are Chris
Episode 112 | Wooden Zombie
Steven Mill is off on holiday so Ewen Cameron is joined by Mark Wilson. They look back at all the action across the Scottish Premiership, discuss last week's European action, share to many details about Gordon Dalziel's recliner and discuss if Christmas markets are overrated. There's also another guess at the Masked Footballer, what the difference is between jam and marmalade and maybe the ha
Episode 111 | I got lost in M&S
While the weather took its toll on Scottish Football, it won’t stop Ewen and Steven! They are looking back at all the games that took place across the SPFL as well as the usual nonsense. How do you shower? How many points will Celtic win the league by? And who is your favourite boyband? Football data analyst John Walker joins them, find out if ‘Freed from Desire’ is overrated and just who is the ‘
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