Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything
Comedian Katherine Ryan shares candid stories, pettiness, phone calls, and serious topics in this podcast. She talks about her life and thoughts, often with humor and honesty. The show features a mix of personal anecdotes and discussions on various subjects.
Episodes
Standing on Business
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the continued jet lag that the children are suffering and how she hasn't put the baby down for three weeks solid. Plus, Katherine turns into a teenaged dirtbag and is infantilised by her hometown, so it's no wonder she was met with the conundrum of how to conduct a feminist CAT FIGHT when confronted by a handsy woman at lunch on holiday.
Illegal in Muskoka
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family holiday through Ontario that sees Bobby K driving a 30 ft RV through downtown Toronto for an emergency last minute TV audition. Katherine denounces the Toronto airport hotel and encourages having luxury bedding in your rental accommodation. The cottage in Muskoka is AN OASIS while Sarnia was.....an experience. Katherine and Bobby narc on a
Lindsay Clancy On Trial
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the new discovery that the plasma in menstrual blood can heal scratches in 24 hours. Is the medical patriarchy gatekeeping important healing powers because women are gross? Also, the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy continues in Massachusetts and don't worry, we don't go into any details, but we do think it's important to have broad discuss
I'm Sat
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's upcoming trip to Canada and how Sarnia is a weird and wonderful place that's let them down twice already with accommodation. Third time's a charm? Also, the girlies of the nation have been collectively SAT waiting for Olivia Attwood's hot promise of screenshots that, thanks to her management, never came. What's the story? I
Cannes and Single Dads
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a harrowing brush with death as the hex on her home continues and she smashes into a glass door. Also, she was a disappointing plus one in Cannes about a month ago and completely forgot to say anything about it until now. Plus, comedian Andrew Johnston joins us from Hollywood with tales of an allegedly famous man who wants to have one dau
Are IVF Clinics Predatory For the Over 40s?
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a few heatwave ailments in the family. Since Bobby's 'Gentleman's Pad' incident, karma seems to be against the Ryan-Kootstras health--wise. Plus, listener letters about (trigger warning) leaving an abusive partner and whether or not to have children with a man who seems only medium keen. Also, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston j
JusT&T Married
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about privilege and how it can make a very nice person tone-deaf at times. We unpack a little bit more of the Erica Komisar interview, hopefully clarifying some concerns about why we would host such a controversial psychoanalyst. Some WILD nonsense in the emails as we read your letters about a ridiculously selfish husband and a conundrum about
The Gentleman's Pad
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a new initiative to start a men's sanitary product as she's joined by Bobby K who discusses a recent health issue. We unpack some of the blowback from last week's conversation with Erica Komisar and comedian Andrew Johnston joins from Los Angeles with some Hollywood news, including Kylie Jenner's staffing issues and Emily Ratakowski's essa
In Conversation With Erica Komisar
She's the one who compared daycare to an orphanage (sort of) and said that when you let you babies 'cry it out' or are gone for prolonged periods of time, they assume you've died (kinda). That's how it may seem in short online clips, but the truth of what she has to say regarding neurology and attachment theory is far more complex. This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about brillia
Body Autonomy and THAT Baby Shower
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about parent toddler parking spaces, and which of the polarised sides of the debate over Bonnie Blue's latest 'marketing stunt' she's on. Comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewjohnston @andrewjohnston1999 joins from Hollywood with pop culture news on Elon Musk becoming a TRILLIONAIRE, Perrie Edwards' interview on Jamie Laing's Great Company Podcast a
Bobby Skips Town
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about having the children alone for three nights while our first guest of the new series, Bobby K joins us in a beautifully revamped studio to detail his harrowing journey to Waterloo, Ontario. Are we meant to relive the debauchery of our university years in our forties? Judging by Bobby's suspected concussion, most probably not. Comedian Andr
Mr Tumble Age Gap Love
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the flipped media reactions to Venezuela Fury's wedding and Mr Tumble's new romance. What the heck is going on there? Comedian Andrew Johnston @MandrewBrawnston brings hot pop culture news from Los Angeles including Oprah's BFF Gayle King finding her husband in bed with another woman, Ballsmaxxing, Khloe Kardashian's podcast chat with Tri
The Labour Poo
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about The Labour Poo with our friends at Andrex, who support this important conversation empowering mums to push (and to live!) without fear. Katherine is joined by the incomparable comedian Victoria Emes @VictoriaEmes whose social videos will have made you laugh and here she is doing it again with an unmissable story. Lifting shame has always
Am I An Instrument Of The Far Right?
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how like a sports injury, a breastfeeding event can knock you sideways and end your milking career. Also, a school parent tweets something WILD about a child at the school and I guess everyone is just.... okay with it? Mummy's in danger of KARENING about it and embarrassing the family. Should we beg Erica Komisar to appear on the podcast
Lee Andrews is in My Basement
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her unhealthy preoccupation with Katie Price's love life. A first born daughter, Katie is the queen of our hearts and Katherine can understand why she's digging her heels in so hard when so much evidence has been helpfully released to show her missing husband *could be* a massive scammer. Katherine and Violet spent a blissful evening away
Locked WhatsApp Messages
This week, Katherine's skipping the BAFTAS to be Telling Everybody Everything about the reactions to the listener's email whose husband had his WhatsApp messages LOCKED. Should she confront him? Is he even doing anything wrong? The listeners were quick to write in about this one, giving advice and detailing their own experiences. He could very well be plotting to eat her, so hopefully we get to
Violet's First Car
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how celebrities are making A MILLION dollars a week on Only Fans? Is not being on Only Fans a missed opportunity? Also, apparently you can't just go out and buy any car you like for a young driver. There are insurance rules about Litres and TORQUE and value and size and all kinds of things that Katherine had no idea about. Thank God once
So You'd Like To Join a Polycule
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the difference between the American justice system and the rules against influencing a jury in the UK with regards to entertainer Russell Brand's apparent press tour. Later, comedian Andrew Johnston joins us @mandrewbrawnston to bring news of the UK ban on selling tobacco to anyone born after January 2009 and an exciting opportunity to joi
Non-Consensual Filming Fallout
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how 'nice guys' flooded the comments of last week's listener letter post regarding her husband placing hidden cameras in her bedroom and feeling a weekly entitlement to her body. This episode is dedicated to those men and 'lifting them up' as they continue to baffle us with their stupidity whoops we've done it again there. x Hosted on Aca
He Put Hidden Cameras In My Bedroom
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how she likes exploring opinions that are different to her own and the benefit of holding two truths at once, even though it makes listeners QUITE angry. Holland isn't sleeping well, so Katherine used a 3am crash out to watch 'The Death and Life of Lamar Odom' on Netflix and marvels at how this man is wholly unable to credit Khloe with any
Bobby K Reacts to Moon Mission
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what has been a punishing Easter holiday, with egg hunts, bunnies, booze and more! We think the children are only comfortable around a certain type of 'wizard' as evidenced by their standoffishness everywhere but at a celeb party. Famed conspiracy theorist, Bobby K joins us to discuss whether he believes four astronauts are currently orbi
RIP Manny Ryan
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Manny's peaceful journey home. The Ryan-Kootstras are officially a house with no dogs. Katherine is seeing her therapist Pam again, and it's not a moment too soon as she and Bobby take the kids on an evening away at Alton Towers to kick off what will surely be a punishing half term. Discretion is the theme of this episode as you need it to date ric
Taylor Frankie Paul and Manosphere REACTS
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a couple of older men kicking off about in-flight meals. Are some older men rude because they're pr*cks or have they got a brain disease? Also, a video surfaces of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul throwing some metal chairs around and it derails her imminent season as The Bachelorette. What went into the decision
The Manosphere
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about The Manosphere, Louis Theroux's new documentary available on Netflix, hilariously released between International Women's Day and UK Mother's Day LOL. Are these men truly dangerous scammers or just lost boys themselves? Is Katherine being tricked by a similar far-right algorithm to become an agent of the patriarchy herself? Plus, Bobby's r
A Listener Letter Catchup
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to break free from a 'trauma bond', whether you should tell your coworker's wife that he tried to bang you, how to earn a living wage in the UK without collecting benefits, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jim Carrey's Face and Maura Higgins' Body
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's canceled trip to Dubai amidst the chaos of the recent conflict. She weighs in on whether the sighting of Jim Carrey in France was genuine and also at Maura Higgins' incredible outfits on her American publicity tour. Fevers have struck the Ryan-Kootstra household yet again and Katherine undergoes a six hour total health check.
You Wanna Be On Top?
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about disclosure and learning to be just a little more discreet. Construction kicks off next door as 'renovations' turn out to be a full knock down and rebuild of what will surely be a beautiful home (so who cares really) but The Ryan-Kootstras are in for a springtime of dust and noise! Bobby K joins us to discuss America's Next Top Model and some of his
Caught Out In My Pants
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about going ALL IN while supporting a friend's lingerie launch and being the only one turning up to a dinner in her underpants. Also, Mock The Week is BACK on TLC Sunday nights at 9pm and Katherine was really nervous about her return to political satire. A recommendation for a fabulous Mexican/Japanese restaurant with good lighting and all the
The Facelift
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a plumber who confessed to cheating on his wife, Bobby betraying the entire family to make a stranger feel better about herself, and an encampment near the girls secondary school. Plus, some VERY interesting emails from the WAGS of the Epstein Files and Katherine FINALLY lifts the lid on her incredible painless facelift. x Hosted on Acast.
LA and a True Crime Treat
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the extremely first world problems that had her crying in Heathrow Airport last Tuesday. Bobby and Katherine finally made it to Los Angeles with baby Holland but nearly died from an illness that soaked the beautiful Four Seasons bedsheets every night of the trip. Holland is totally twisted, sleeping all day and awake all night, and God sends a 'HUNK
Flight Canceled LOL
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the Ryan-Kootstra kitchen as the family rushes around for an LA flight departing in the morning BUT WAIT. Mid-episode, the flights been cancelled WHICH IS GREAT and makes the episode very unsuitable for young listeners. Katherine learns she's used a slur on an episode and is stressed about a drop in milk supply since contracting a urinary tract infec
The Beckham Drama Explained
This week, Katherine pushes all scheduled episode material to one side to PERFORMATIVELY and PUBLICLY tell everybody everything about the recent Beckham drama coming to a head as Brooklyn Beckham publishes a series of damning instagram stories. Was Vicky B dancing 'inappropriately' at her son's wedding? Has the family planted lies in the press to make Nicola look 'controlling'? What's the actua
Nudification and Toxic Hollywood Moms
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a bunch of noughties celebs in a Hollywood moms group falling out. Worryingly, men are using AI for exactly what we knew they'd start using it for: creating images of abuse! Katherine learns the chilling details and offers support resources for when this definitely happens too you, especially if you're a teen cause that's what they like best. Cisg
Designer Dogs, Centerparcs & Dead Dad
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being GAMED OUT all Christmas break with the kids and shares her excitement dropping them off to school today. BYEEEEEEE. Centerparcs was amazing and the Ryan-Kootstras are officially British now for having been! Gordon Ramsey's daughter got married over the holidays and the wedding received so much media attention that made Katherine feel out of t
Xmas and The Slime Hut
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Christmas period with the kids and NO family visitors. How much is too much before a family of six get tired of staying indoors, out of routine and just looking at each other? The dishwasher broke and Katherine was impressed by a very famous man's ex wife at a a Christmas party. Manny ruins a Wendy house and Brian Cox videos are making Katherin
2 Sleeps To Christmas!
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family visit to Lapland UK and Fred's menacing threat to Father Christmas. (Are Men Okay!?) KATHERINE RYAN: FIRST BORN DAUGHTER - the new stand-up special is coming to Sky December. Have you seen TINSEL TOWN - the first Christmas Movie devoted to the wonderful camp world of PANTO!?! Katherine is the star of that film and it's also on Sky. She's
Under The Knife
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent trip to York with baby Holland for a mystery surgery that may or may not be the subject of an upcoming docuseries. Either way, you'll know about it soon enough. Fenna Grace officially graduates nursery so now Katherine can say where she went and you MUST go too! It's a paradise. There's trouble in paradise for Bonnie Blue who's been ban
Fenna's Bday, BIG NAPPY, Hot Dads
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the heady mix of guilt and duty upon privately hiring a soft play centre for Fenna Grace's third birthday party. Bobby kept his cool as his daughter was chucked down a climbing frame and we are thankfully more understanding about behavioural challenges. Is it okay to notice when a dad is HOT? An American podcast changes Andrew's algorith
Storytime: The Life and Loves of LIVVY
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what it takes to captivate an audience on stage. Tinsel Town launches on Sky Cinema this Friday December 5th and promises to add panto campness and warmth to kick off your holiday season. The children enjoyed a trip to KENT to meet Bluey over the weekend and Fenna Grace is a better figure skater than most of the UK's adult population. We
Italian Elvis
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about TWO date nights with Bobby K. TWO!!!! The first was a complete surprise and saw Katherine marvelling at the talents of the retro wedding singer loved by the super-rich while dressed in 'Italian Glam 80's Fashion'....whatever that brief means. We discuss Jane Fonda's attitude towards ageing and death, plus some resurfaced info that might
The Dog That Hasn't Barked
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being struck down with either food poisoning or norovirus or both. We really did think she would die, but Bobby joins us on the episode after holding down the children all weekend. Can he pronounce the word 'squirrel'? Also, many listeners write in to offer support for last week's 'time sensitive' conundrum following a listener's surpris
Have I Got C*nts For You
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how lovely it was to be back hosting Have I Got News For You on the beloved BBC. How foolish she was to think that it would be calm and uneventful, as feathers were ruffled by the use of 'the C-word'. But hasn't the meaning changed? Is it not fine to say? Oh... Violet nearly gets in trouble as she fancies her self the Mayfair Ja Rule an
Just Andrew
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what tricks and treats the Ryan-Kootstras got up to over Halloween weekend. Ever ambitious, she booked a light show sort of 'dinner theatre' experience in central London for the small children and was very predictably unable to see it through. Bobby fuming. Toddlers hungry. Katherine and Holland: tit out in the rain. Oh well. Plus, A
David Harbour Says The Quiet Part LOUD
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how it's been going with 12 days of Holland under the Ryan-Kootstra's belts. Katherine threatens to quit work but Violet is keen to keep the gravy train going and uses toxic feminism to get her mother back in a cab and earning! Plus, Bobby is a meteorologist who has explained the horrific hurricane set to hit Jamaica and apparently the UK gets a pie
Holland Juliette
This week, Katherine, joined by Bobby is Telling Everybody Everything about baby Holland Juliette's arrival. She takes the cake as the easiest and smoothest delivery of all the children and it was VERY nice to have her at The Portland Hospital. WOW. This is an episode about induction, opiates, options for pain relief, dreamy doctors, Dutch midwives, Nobu and champagne. What a time was had! x
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau IN JEANS on a Yacht!?!
This week, Katherine and special guest Bobby are Telling Everybody Everything about former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's CONFIRMED romance with astro-dweeb pop princess, Katy Perry. Yucky. Why did he and his wife get divorced anyway and what's up with his tattoo? Also, when are we allowed to speak ill of the dead? Has it been long enough since Kelly Clarkson's ex-husband's tragic pa
Am I The Drama?
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she's chosen to list her beautiful church conversion maisonette for sale. Taxes seem unfair and Cardi B is beefing with Nicki Minaj again, but BADLY. Is that an authentic scrabble or carefully crafted PR stunt to generate album sales? We just don't know anymore. It's nearly time for The Real Housewives of London reunion and Katherine worries a
Bobby's Micropeen, Tylenol and NFL
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's ill-fated trip to Canada where he decided to waterski on children's equipment and sustained an injury that packed an unexpected PUNCH. Bobby joins us to warn others about what can happen to your nether regions when you don't take necessary precautions on the water. Plus, the Trump administration further police pregnant women's bod
Legoland and Why You Can't Trust A Man With Numbers in His Name
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about getting male energy out of the house and replacing it with chaotic theme park energy as she and Violet take the babies to Legoland Windsor - VIP NO LESS. The salad bar was not as frightening as a news story that has jumped into Katherine's timeline about a missing teen who was tragically found deceased in an impounded car. There's a lot o
Another Strictly Cheater, Charlie Kirk and WOMEN
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a clip where she talked about men casually cheating going viral for a second time. But why? OOooooohhh it seems YET ANOTHER MAN HAS MINDLESSLY CHEATED. Katherine congratulates him on getting ahead of the Strictly curse by cheating a whole three years BEFORE appearing on the show. Inspired. Also, we take a (mostly) unbiased and WHOLLY e
Violet Joins to Discuss Taylor & Travis ENGAGEMENT
Katherine *AND VIOLET RYAN* are Telling Everybody Everything about 'The American Royal Wedding' also known as the engagement heard round the world as Travis Kelce pops the question to Taylor Swift. 'Your English Teacher and Your Gym Teacher are getting married'. This Swiftie Special has everything - from when and where they got engaged to the importance of full glam for the occasion. The Ring, C
Cardi B in Court and The Bop House
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the ABYSMAL behaviour of the prosecution cross examining Cardi B on the witness stand over a 'verbal altercation' (that may have been assault) from 2018. Why has it taken so long to go to court? Why is Cardi even there in the first place? Why is this barrister allowed to ask whether she's DISABLED and why she has a wig on!? okkkurrrrrr? Also, The
Professional Father
Katherine is joined for part of today's episode by Bobby where they're Telling Everybody Everything about K-Fed's new memoir. What's with exes uniting this week? It's not just Britney's ex, but Katie Price also has former partners promising 'the truth' as women on social media leap to her defence. Plus, Violet and her teen cousins head off to Reading Festival with security to protect them, Kath
Too Fit to Fly?
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about teen boundaries being broken abroad. Who's in the wrong when a parent's boundaries have been rewritten by the adults on the ground? Bobby and Katherine decide last minute to take the smaller kids away for a luxury holiday in Crète, and Katherine narrowly (or not-so-narrowly) makes it onto the flight home having forgotten she needed a fit-
Lyme Disease With Bobby K
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's last minute plans to go on a holiday curated by expert planner, Bobby K. Bobby joins us to discuss a disgraced Christian Rock star, Brandy Glanville's miracle face cure, why he grew up terrified of Lyme's Disease and what swayed their decision to plan for an upcoming delivery at The Portland Hospital. Violet is spending the month in Can
Deadbeat Dads and Oasis
Katherine's Telling Everybody what she really thinks of a hot topic last week - 'Deadbeat Dads'! Also, Is Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau? We've also received SOOOOO many messages about reality star Sam Faiers letting her children build up a 'natural tolerance' to the sun rather than slathering them in SPF. Vogue magazine publishes its first AI model in a Guess advert and Katherine attends the
Coldplay Nerd Alert
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her exciting cameo in 'The Bad Guys 2' coming to cinemas in the UK July 25th. She slags off the family a bit in press interviews, but obviously loves them enough to feel free to do so and explains WHY she said she would experience 'gender disappointment' with a baby boy. Katherine tried to attend a cervical smear this weekend and was rightfully turn
Two Weeks Til Stalker, Epstein Files and Diabetic Barbie
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything by sharing your letters for the young woman faced with her stalker's release in August. What can she do to protect herself? Is the system broken or are the police at fault? What's her CCTV situation and digital footprint like? This week, the Ryan-Kootstras faced issues with the council and a hefty tax bill so admin was at the top of the list as they hos
The Cuck Chair
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's summer of sadness as trees are cut down and yet another online tradesman does him wrong. Katherine considers getting a fully reclining massage chair rather than a nursery chair and THERE'S ONE CHAIR that's got to go. Lauren Sanchez should write books to inspire side chicks, Katherine looked a mess at Mel B's wedding and P Diddy dodges many of
Stalker Being Released in August
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why we can't change all the words we don't like just because it hurts our feelings. We're sorry, but she's doubling down on sex workers being considered 'low status' in our society's current model, even though she respects them. MANY mums from the school and nursery went to see Chris Brown in concert this week and even brought along their teenaged d
Breastfeeding Rows and Fathers Day
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how nesting and admin go hand-in-hand. June is perhaps the busiest month in the Ryan-Kootstra diary and Katherine is managing the mental load of new schools, renovations, birthday parties, trips to New York and prom, all while still on tour and growing another baby. Poor Karen Millen popped on a breakfast show and answered a question about breastfeedi
Bieber's Red Flags and THOSE PIES
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being influenced by an artisan pie maker's visit to a London bakery and planning the week around the acquisition of key lime, cherry bourbon, chocolate, and strawberry custard cream pies. Are pies the new sourdough? Also, Katie Price is a guest on Katherine's SCIENCE podcast 'What's My Age Again?' and Katherine can't quite believe the relentless pub
Cancel Mighty Hoopla
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's upcoming prom and wondering why the 16 year olds themselves cannot be responsible for knowing so much as THE TIME AND DATE when Katherine herself literally hired security, crafted decorations, booked a DJ, did budgeting and made all the decorations for her own in 1999. It looks like she's back on the mum's group chat for three more weeks. (
RIP Meg Ryan
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the devastating loss of Megan and her early morning trip with Fred to deal with the consequences of that. It's very difficult to lose part of your family so be careful listening to this episode if you have or have lost a special pet. Also, your letters on wedding drama and divorce consolation/congratulations and Katherine's feelings on Cardi B's FINA
Bobby's 9/11
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's gardening woes as an innocent trip to Costo is interrupted by a felled tree in the garden. Nobody exists in a vacuum of their own rights so Bobby and Katherine want to support all their neighbours in their pursuit of a dream home, but Katherine has no choice but to support her husband when it comes to his grass. It's been a week o
Chris Brown, Diddy and Of COURSE I've Seen The Facelift
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Canada for the finale of Got Talent as well as FIVE tour shows in Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto. The fancy children did not enjoy their premium economy experience but some people don't want to see kids in business class anyway. 'A Private Audience with BK' has inspired Katherine and Bobby to never host another party as it's too muc
*NEW SEASON* Cheryl's Millions, Bey's Kids, Met Gala and More
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the news that Cheryl's son Bear will inherit Liam Payne's millions which is exactly what she would want in the deceased's posthumous position. Beyonce's girls, Blue Ivy and Rumi are on the Cowboy Carter Tour but should they be at home being kids? Bobby's musings on sport-adjacent topics have been of interest to Katherine lately even though she doesn
Would Shannon Sharpe Bang A Woman His Own Age for $50M?
This week, Katherine is joined by BOBBY K and is Telling Everybody Erecting about their date night in London where they visited Mr Porter Steakhouse on Park Lane with some charming and talented Gen Zs before spending the night at beautiful Claridges Hotel. Bobby has specifically be asked on the podcast to discuss 56 year old multimillionaire Shannon Sharpe and the recent accusations against him ma
Space Up Your Life
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how even when disaster strikes, maybe the super religious people have got the right idea 'trusting God's timing'. The Easter Bunny is coming as the Ryan-Kootstras (but mostly Katherine) prepares to go OTT on yet another children's party that will have Bobby heading to the recycling centre. Katherine announces her EXCITING new podcast, 'What's My Age
Foxy Knoxy Book, Kim K's New Man, Kids Swim Lessons
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a groundbreaking (bank breaking) blood test that had Bobby K absolutely floored. Fred and Fenna start swimming lessons, but not without pushback from the misinformed family. Plus, Amanda Knox recounts her experience in an Italian prison in her new book, Kim K keeps her children's teeth and manifests a new man through home renovations, and
Does Herpes Kill Melanoma?
This week, we're IN IRELAND Telling Everybody Everything about the follow-up treatment since discovering a second melanoma last Friday. Also, Katherine broke her golden rule and watched not one but TWO femicide documentaries on Netflix. Gabby Petito's case raises lots of red flags to watch out for in potential romantic partners, but what red flags should we watch out for in their parents? Plus,
Reality TV Saved My Life
This week, we're Telling Everybody Everything about the histology report from last week's mole removal. Kanye has been very vocal online this week and while we thought his hate speech was perhaps just a very 'Kanye' art form, we actually think he might be full crazy now. Kim K spoke on a recent episode of Keeping Up about returning her 18 karat ring to ex-husband Kris Humphries even though she p
Melanomaniac
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why you should ONLY be nice about Meghan Sussex. Wow. Coming from a hotel room in Manchester whilst on tour this week, Katherine navigates breastfeeding protocol in venues and had a wonderful few days filled with podcast appearances and Fenna's first haircut. Also, Real Housewives alumna, Teddy Melencamp's very public battle with melanoma has frigh
I'm Sussex Now
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Casey Anthony's Tik Tok offer of legal advice. Here's some legal advice for her: FALL BACK, OJ. Also, we take a look at so many of your letters on the subject of whether or not to prescribe the contraceptive pill to young women and what the effects of doing so might be. Plus, the Jolene of the sky has taken Dolly Parton's man RIP. And
Yes He Would
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about taking her own advice and prioritising self care. She's had a few IV drips, made a booking at a Japanese Head Spa and even got half a mil in the lips! Katherine upset a 'fan' this weekend by driving from Plymouth to Leeds over night, and on the subject of fans, it's funny how some will immediately leap to the defence of a man they don't kn
Pitfalls of The Pill
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her shock at being advised by a paediatric gynaecologist to put an adolescent extended family member on the oral contraceptive pill as a cure for menstrual cramps. Are we still doing that? It's difficult to get answers with so much information floating around but we were SURE that was an outdated practice due to the links between depression
Kyle and Mauricio Timeline
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an absolute sh*tshow during Battleaxe in Doncaster that sprung her into MumMode, always putting safety first. WOW. Also, we LOVE the Real Housewives franchise at Telling Everybody Everything and Katherine is very curious about the breakdown of Kyle and Mauricio's seemingly 'normal' non-hollywood marriage. Fred is afraid of being eaten by a Tiger, a
Bikini Bush
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a Valentine's trip to Ireland with Bobby where she accidentally slagged off Donegal. Also, after many failed attempts to expand in the UK, Hooters has announced the opening of a new restaurant location in Newcastle Upon Tyne AMIDST CONTROVERSY and Katherine is perhaps uniquely qualified to weigh in. Kanye confirms our fears as he X-cretes (it's 'twee
My Boyfriend Has Two Girlfriends...And A WIFE
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about missing the Superbowl for a weekend of shows in Cardiff and Madrid. We have BIG THOUGHTS about the stadium entrance fashion and wonder whether Serena Williams was doing a loaded 'crip walk' or just for fun. Armie Hammer is nice, isn't he? Also, the Kardashians are back with a moving first episode where Khloe sees Lamar after nine years apart. Woul
Kanye Koercive Kontrol?
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bianca Censori becoming 'the most googled woman in the world' following her red carpet appearance with her husband, Kanye West. Is this an example of coercive control? Has he got a humiliation kink? Or is this just good marketing? Also, we had to suffer 'Rat Boy Summer' to get to where we are now - 'Gaston Spring' as men are flocking to plastic su
