Sh**ged Married Annoyed
The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
Episodes
90's Parenting, a Golf Trip, and the start of Rosie's Caravan Campaign
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Chris's Golf Trip, 90's parenting, the importance of boredom and why Rosie loves slagging of Chris to the kids...
There's Beefs, QFTP's, shopping substitutions and a camping toilet story!
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice
notes included on the podcast, then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, writer and and Taskmaster alumni, Lucy Beaumont.
The trio start with some trapped wind chat, Gum Tree Pets and Lucy's Ghost Cat. They discuss Lucy's upcoming tour, what YouTube is good for and why some influencers really annoy Lucy! All this plus a brilliant story from one of you lovely listeners!
Lucy's tour 'Bad at Quiz Shows,
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts
On this week's Shagged married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey have a holiday debrief, Chris suggests a 40th Birthday trip for Rosie, and a new way to get rid of warts and potentially verruca's is shared on the podcast!
Rosie reveals her thoughts on Baby Showers, Chris had some beef over weather icons and the pair get deep over AI...
All of this plus a brilliant voice note, more A1 sex shop ch
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the wonderful Mel Giedroyc.
Mel joins the pair the day after The BAFTAS and has a brilliant reveal about her outfit. They discuss award ceremonies, talking Italian and Mel shares her TMJ problem post Last One Laughing... We hear a story from a SMA and there's even some Strictly chat!
As well as this Mel talks about her brilliant podcast, W
Rosie Gets Scammed By An Inflatable D*ck
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss Rosie's trip to Verona, their different reactions to potential intruders, a Hen Do scam and why Chris very much felt his age when discussing the Radio 1 Big Weekend.
They also chat about roller skates, robots and Rosie reveals how she was humbled by Sandra...
All this plus beefs, a mum related voice note and some fab QFTPs.
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rhys James
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by comedian and Mock The Week star, Rhys James.
Rhys chats about his new role as a Team Captain on Mock The Week, why cracking your head open is a retro injury and he shares a pretty harrowing back stage Green Room story.
Chris reveals an old hygiene habit from the Edinburgh Fringe and Rhys and Rosie do their best to explain Rat Boy
Ikea Role Play , Mouth Breathers and Chris Gets Owned by a Bouncy Castle
On this week Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss flat pack furniture (which involves some customer service roleplay), a difficult time with a bouncy castle , what hay fever has turned Chris in to. and Rosie is caught eating an unusual snack!
There's some advice to be given that involves supermarket points and an ex boyfriend, plus some real life experience from a one time Fin
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg James and Alice Levine
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by hosts of the new podcast Bad Chat and the team behind the Crossed Wires
podcast festival ( AKA Radio and Podcast Royalty), Greg James and Alice Levine!
What happens when four chatty broadcasters sit down in a room together? A whole lot! They discuss Greg and Alice's new podcast, Bad Chat, Greg's family member at Chris's gig and the pr
New Bras, Wheelie Bins and Rosie Tries to Kill Comedy
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss new bras, Botox, smart phones and the joy of the first wheelie bins! *Trigger warning* this involved quite a gruesome story!
The pair have Beefs over eating before dinner and the kids leftovers plus Chris tells a story about an unlikely pigeon sighting.
All of this plus some strict parenting, QFTP's and of course some Sex S
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Laura Smyth
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey sit down and have a good chat with comedian Laura Smyth .
As well as reading one of your stories, Laura talks about her journey from teaching to stand up, family dynamics and what life is like when you come from a funny family . The trio also speculate on who will be the new Strictly Hosts!
To book tickets to see Laura on tour with
Chore Play, Fly Tipping on the Moon and News From The Death Clock
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss home schooling, a Taskmaster reunion and some questionable safety advice.
Chris has been caught with beer kegs in his car and Rosie tries her first Dirty Martini. All this plus a new term from a listener, a quiz about the Moon and the couple get some good/bad news from the death clock.
If you want to get involved and have
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Babatunde Aléshé
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster, Dad and Taskmaster alumni, Babatunde Aléshé!
As well as discussing the highs and lows of parenting the three bond over turning 40! Babatunde also shares some parenting hacks... onions anyone?
They also chat holiday destinations, back stage energy at comedy gigs and why Babatunde started a podcast with two of his best mat
BFT's, Bum Washing Toilets and is Rosie Launching her Country Music Career?
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss remembering things the old school way, their musical tastes in the early noughties and what Chris would like for his 40th Birthday!
Rosie explains the drawbacks of BFT's and shares her ideas for a new Children's book. Chris has one last tour update which involves some shade from his tour manager and a town crier!
All of this
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Daniel Sloss
On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the fantastic comedian Daniel Sloss!
They discuss what being ‘hard’ means now and how comedians
don’t quite manage it. Daniel explains why his show Jigsaw broke up so many relationships and the trio get deep over messages from the Universe.
For tickets to Daniel's tour visit Danielsloss.com
You can find Daniel's Live Sh
Buzz Ballz, Pasta Puns and Safe Sex Tips from Chris!
This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for old school alcohol and they figure out what a Buzz Ball is! Chris provides some pasta based humour and lists things that really do blow his mind!
The pair discuss the TV show Hebburn, a word that Chris has been using in front of the kids and why this week, there is no beef for Rosie...
There is also a quick call with the o
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Rosenthal
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by actor and comedian, Tom Rosenthal!
As well as bonding over Golf, Chris and Tom discuss their love for Arctic Monkeys and reminisce over Comedy Roast Battle. Tom explains Philosophy to Rosie and the trio discuss the pros and cons of AI.
You can catch Tom on tour with his stand-up show ‘Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I Am’, inclu
Grown Up Tears in Build-A-Bear, A Knicker Drawer Clear Out and Chris Joins The Litter Police
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss easter money, the reverse of toxic masculinity and why Chris is retiring from cooking!
Chris explains why he has been tearing up and what led to a face off with a teenager whilst Rosie has some opinions to share about the TV Show, Summer House and she's been busy with an underwear clear out.
All of this plus a listener reve
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Suzi Ruffell
On this week podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian and podcaster Suzi Ruffell!
As well as talking about her current tour, The Juggle, Suzi reveals what happened the first time she met Mel C and why Chris Ramsey and Ipads will always be connected in her mind.
And of course, Suzi reads a listeners story. Trigger warning, it's rank!
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A New Alliance, Real Life Dominatrix and the Last Bus Home
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss the long weekend, including pints at the soft play! There's a non-family friendly quiz, pube problems, and some quite tense beefs...
WhatsApp's cover the 'savouries' debate and there is Rosie's Mysteries involving a listeners Nan. All of this plus a story from the last bus home and some intel from a real life Dominatrix!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanna Page
Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed is the brilliant Actor, Podcaster, Taskmaster Contestant and star of Gavin and Stacey, Joanna Page!
Joanna brings her incredible energy to the podcast and shares so much we almost didn't need a Please Keep Me Anonymous! They discuss family holidays, moving house, life with four kids and of course how much Joanna enjoyed takin
April Fool's, School Trauma and Chris's Unfortunate Lookalike
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey deal with April Fool's Day, they discuss a recent trip to London, smelly cabs and of course there is a Carl update! Plus there is some issues with Chris's cap...and hair.
They also talk about school streaming tactics, Rosie's GCSE's and they call Kev to get his thoughts on the Uppers & Lowers.
There's beefs, voice notes, and some l
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Emma Doran
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliant comedian, Emma Doran!
The trio cover a whole host of topics including life as a parent and a comedian, the trampoline hack for Mam's and how they imagine the logistics are for being a Dominatrix...
And of course, Emma reads one of your horrifying stories!
Emma has extended her Emmaculate UK and Ireland s
The Oscars, the Return of the Motorhome and an Incident in the Shower
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss The Oscars, Rosie's ongoing want of a Motorhome, Cuppa Soups and the correct amount of times you should change your underwear!
They are beefs, some brilliant WhatsApp messages, and QFTP's that cover a passive aggressive mother in law and a self inflicted show injury.
If you want to get involved and have your stories and
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mollie King and Matt Edmondson
On this week's Please Keep me Anonymous Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by Radio Royalty, the brilliant Mollie King and Matt Edmondson.
Matt and Mollie are on to talk about their new podcast Novel Idea
but in true Chris and Rosie fashion the conversation goes in all kinds of directions including fake tan, massages, sauna blankets and The Marvel Universe!
Mollie and Matt also read a hilari
Heated Rivalry, a Balloon Fetish and a Self Inflicted Injury
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss light mornings, delivery etiquette, sugar daddies and a self inflicted injury!
Chris is still on tour, Rosie has been getting in to Heated Rivalry and the pair recount a recent trip to Dishoom (which led to a difficult train journey).
All of this plus a beef from Chris, a reverse ick, balloon fetishes and the wildest Easter
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Seann Walsh
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined comedian, podcaster and I'm a Celebrity Get me Out Of Here alumni, Seann Walsh!
They discuss mistaken identity, nostalgic tv shows from the 90’s, the art of calling in sick and how Seann felt when he was in the jungle with Matt Hancock!
Seann’s also explains why Gemma Collins is responsible for his new trainers and th
Liberating hand towels on tour, Talk Radio and The Rosie Ramsey Guide to Sex
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss videos of pimple popping, a new game called 'Jeremy', friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson's latest odd behaviour on tour and why Rosie is fully in to Talk Radio!
Beefs involve some low level theft and Questions From The Public cover a weirdly placed ribbon, an unfortunate plane incident and a new term of endearment...yes Ki
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Maisie Adam
Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey this week is comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster Series 20 winner, Maisie Adam!
They discuss KPop Demon Hunters, teen crushes, ex partners and why Chris has had enough of weddings! Maisie talks about a recent wrestling injury and Rosie reveals what 'Tour Chris' is really like. All of this plus Maisie reads out one of your Please Keep Me Anonymous stories!
Maisie's
A bribe, a Tom Jones obsession and some hidden Easter Eggs!
On this week's SMA Chris and Rosie discuss their very different parenting styles, hidden easter eggs, late check outs and whether it's okay to bribe a child...
They have a very unreasonable ick from a listener which neither Chris or Rosie are onboard with. They have a discussion about favourite colours which somehow leads to a conversation about The Mighty Ducks and a phone call to Kev!
There i
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Stevie Martin
On the podcast this week is actor, comedian, podcaster and Rosie's Taskmaster buddy, Stevie Martin!
Chris, Rosie and Stevie cover all sorts of topics including veganism, awkward encounters, life at the Edinburgh Fringe and the efficacy of cough medicine! Plus, Stevie reads out one of YOUR awkward encounters in this week's PKMA.
To catch Stevie's show 'Clout' go to steviemartin.com for ticke
A new crush, a tour update and the return of Barry Beef!
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Chris has a tour update which of course involves friend of the pod Carl Hutchinson! Rosie has some dishwasher thoughts and she reveals a potential new crush. She has also started a new hobby/fitness regime, it turns out that it is quite difficult!
All of this plus a handy Huel bottle, some gut updates, brilliant voice notes and QTFP's and the return of t
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sara Pascoe
The brilliant comedian, podcaster and writer Sara Pascoe joins Chris and Rosie on today's Please Keep Me Anonymous.
They discuss Book-Tok, coming to trends late, their first ever stand up kids and how life (and work) changes once you have kids! Sara also reads a very funny story from a SMA!
You can catch Sara on tour with her show I Am a Strange Gloop, for tickets visit sarapascoe.co.uk/ticke
Emotions run high watching Lewis Capaldi and Chris has an awkward encounter with a Taxi driver
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie share all the BTS from a charity event, including Chris feeling all the feels whilst watching Lewis Capaldi!
Rosie shares some brilliant reverse icks and Chris gives a tour update which involves an awkward encounter in a taxi.
All of this plus some imposter syndrome, a Geophysicist, dry robes and some classic 90's parenting!
If you want to get involved
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chris McCausland
On this week's Please Keep My Anonymous Chris and Rosie are joined by comedy giant and Strictly star, Chris McCausland! The trio discuss Chris's tour Yonks, remembering old material, the early noughties sitcom Coupling, the love of Pizza and why Chris could never be on I'm a Celebrity!
Chris McCausland also shares a PKMA from one of you lovely SMAS.
To get tickets to Chris McCausland's to
The reverse ick, a lost moon cup and why Rosie's alright for a safari
On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss reverse icks, safaris, adult panto why, in a social media age, we should be looking out for the boomers!
Chris shares a new feeling, things get heated over packed lunches and QFTP's involve a missing moon cup, a DNA cocktail and Grandparents keyboard.
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Fatiha El-Ghorri
Joining Chris and Rosie this week is comedian, writer and Rosie's Taskmaster pal, Fatiha El-Ghorri!
As well as reading a brilliant (but gross) story, the trio chat about hotels, stand-up comedy, past jobs, weird superstitions and why you should never look at the comments!
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Vampires, slop duty and some misleading alarms
Were vampires ever real... and other thoughts from todays podcast!
Guess who's back? That's right, Chris and Rosie return to discuss school dinners, vampires, tea towels and some undercover (literally) recording.
We have some brilliant voice notes that involve funerals, a £20 note and an unfortunate bed incident. QFTP's cover bottle misuse, dog pooh and some porn star intel!
If you want to g
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mo Gilligan
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, presenter, and cultural icon, Mo Gilligan!
From viral sketches to sold-out tours Mo joins the podcast to talk about his days in retail and he shares how he became so knowledgeable of the Jo Malone archive! Chris and Mo reminiscence about an incident on a train, their shared love of gadgets and what the weirdest thing Mo ever received
Rosie's bad week, safety gadgets and the IMDB of Porn
On this week's podcast Rosie is on a 'bad week' but that doesn't stop the pair from having a good laugh! They discuss Rosie's dreams, safety gadgets, a potential new invention and testosterone! Plus Chris serves up some facts and gets Rosie to join in on his quiz.
There's beefs and even a WhatsApp beef from a SMA ! Another fart medley and some brilliant QTFTP!
If you want to get involved and
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Davis
On this week's PKMA Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, actor and podcaster Tom Davis! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Tom discusses why he loves Newcastle, the legendry Nando's black card, what it's like being a girl Dad AND he reveals who he was a body double for before he made it big time!
🎧You can listen to Tom on his podcast Wolf and Owl with Romesh Ranganat
Soft play beef, a public apology and some sibling trolling
On this week SMA, Chris has some Soft Play beef, he makes a public apology to friend of the pod, Carl Hutchinson and he reveals why he begrudges Nana Bridget the leftovers! Rosie hears from Kev with some low level (unintentional) trolling and she explains her love of clingfilm.
All of this plus some fantastic WhatsApp messages 💨 and questions from the public...mint anyone??
If you want to get
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joel Dommett
Joining Chris and Rosie this week is the brilliant Joel Dommett! The trio bond over Traitors (spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Celeb version!) celebrity doctors and life with two children.
Joel discusses his most recent procedure which has him in a fair amount of pain, Brazilian jiu jitsu and his new collaboration with TV's Ben Shepherd! All of this and SO much more!
You can watch Joel
Medium to low level shaggers
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss the highs and lows of silly string, Rosie's fake tan and the politics of Christmas money!
For the first time EVER Chris and Rosie listen to your voice notes and smas and das, you did not disappoint!
We also have some questions from the public which include one of the most anti-social sex habits ever...
If you want to get involved and have your
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan North and William Hanson
It's the podcast crossover of DREAMS!
This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss lads, Jordan North and William Hanson.
There's a lot that gets covered including where William gets his haircut, some lady like sitting, Chris's glow up and there's even a bro shake!
As well as all of this William and Jordan read a brilliant PKMA for Rosie and Chris. It may even
A dance injury, the pig box of shame and the official SMA WhatsApp number
Happy New Year Smas & Das!
Chris and Rosie are back and they discuss the right time to take down Christmas decorations, unacceptable amounts of takeaway and a dance injury that Rosie got at a recent party!
Chris has a cheery quiz for the New Year and the Beefs cover haircuts and hats. All of this plus a couple of QFTP's and a quick call with Kate!
And BIG news! You can whatsapp the podcast
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Bridget Christie
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliantly funny comedian, actor and writer Bridget Christie.
This episode goes in all kinds of surprising directions including Bridget's job on a farm, bad auditions, Chris' issue with beans on pizza AND Bridget discusses an unusual WhatsApp group.
All of this plus a story from one of you lovely listeners and some cha
Bumper Christmas Best Off
This week we have a little festive treat until some normality resumes!
We've gone back to Christmas' past and we have some highlights from the last few years of festive episodes! Expect to hear from Barry and Belinda Beef, a trip to Lapland and an ill advised hat.
Festive QFTP's involve the legend that is Jackie, some sweaty veg and some very inappropriate public heavy petting!
The podcast w
Please Keep Me Anonymous with John Robins
This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster
and writer John Robins! As well as reading one of your gross stories John bring his own tales to share. Plus, the trio discuss comedy, John's podcast ‘How Do You Cope’ and his new book ‘Thirst’.
You can find all episodes of How Do you Cope wherever you get your Podcasts.
Thirst: Twelve Drinks That Changed My Life is
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A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Carl Hutchinson
It’s friend of the podcast (and best friend of Chris Ramey)
Carl Hutchinson! Carl joins Chris and Rosie in their studio for a good natter
and some retelling of a few famous Carl stories!
There’s a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous plus we find out how well Chris and Carl know each other in a Christmas edition of Mr & Mr!
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A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sandra and Kate
The SMAs asked and we delivered! On this special episode, Chris and Rosie sit down with Sandra and Kate (separately) and get their
thoughts on the festive season!
They discuss Christmas trees, memories, songs and movies! They even have a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous to read.
So, enjoy this special ep with the extended SMA family and
have a very Merry Christmas!
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It always comes down to baths or crisps
It's the last Shagged Married Annoyed of 2025 BUT keep your eyes peeled because we have some lovely festive treats to fulfil all your Christmas Podcast wishes!
This week on the podcast Chris is celebrating a milestone (kind of), Rosie reveals her potential favourite season and the pair discuss the future...
The beefs are wild, literally, and Chris questions Rosie's parenting. All of this plu
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Vogue Williams
This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie are joined by the unstoppable Vogue Williams! Fresh out the Jungle, Vogue spills the tea on what life was like in the camp and why she thinks Chris and Rosie should give it a go!
They also discuss the fun Vogue had on this year 's Gladiator Celebrity Special (BBC ONE Christmas Day 3.35pm). Spot Bot anyone?!
All of this plus a brilliant Plea
Judge us separately
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie chat about their trip to London and we get some Sunday Brunch BTS!
There are some hoover beefs.
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ania Magliano
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster star, Ania Magliano!
Ania does some couple's counselling with the pair and reveals why her and her partner called it quits on their couple's podcast. They also discuss facial hair and Ania's new Tour 'Peach Fuzz'.
All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep me Anonymous' AND Chris learns how one particular sw
Hot and Heavy
It's the first SMA of December which means it's decoration time!
Rosie and Chris discuss Christmas trees, Chris' weekend away, a present from last year and an unusual use for medical syringes.
There are also some dinner and bin based beefs plus QFTP involving bubble wrap, a driving instructor and a very very VERY bad commute.
Keep sending your brilliant stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Howard
On Please Keep Me Anonymous this week Chris and Rosie are joined by super star comedian Russell Howard!
As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Russell talks about life as a new Dad, stand up on less sleep and what his new Tour 'Don't tell the Algorithm' is all about! Plus Russell talks about his own podcast 'Russell Howard's Five Beautiful Things'
For tickets to Russell'
Chris is flammable and Rosie starts writing Geordie Porn
There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laundry, creatine and so much more!
Chris has had the flu jab so if feeling particularly thirsty and Rosie cannot stop singing! As well as beefs and QFTP's Rosie finds out the difference between an exhibitionist and a philanthropist!
Send your weird and wonderful stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gm
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanne McNally
Guess who’s popping in for a natter? None other than Joanne McNally! Chris and Rosie get together with Ireland’s comedy queen for a riot of an episode!
They discuss everything from what they would do in a Zombie Apocalypse, thoughts on Zodiac signs and why eating your own faeces might be the new trend! All of this plus Joanne reads one of your filthy stories!
Joanne is currently on tour with h
WhatsApp groups revealed and Rosie goes to see Five!
There is lots to be discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed!
Chris has been impressing Rosie's family with some basic DIY (and a trip to the shops), Rosie goes to see Five and has some beef with their security guard, whatsapp group names are revealed and they don't show anyone in a good light!
All of this plus some tasty beefs and some great QFTP's involving a one hour developing serv
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Olly Murs
This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by the one and only Olly Murs
who brings his trademark energy and cheekiness! Expect a deep dive into
everything from being a dad to two under two, doing karaoke with Mark Wright and how his family and friends will always keep him grounded. All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep Me Anonymous' from one of you lovely SMAS!
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A hangover breakdown
Chris and Rosie are feeling very delicate, but they soldier on and bring you a hungover edition of SMA! There are itchy palms, a post curry update and some heating beef.
The pair discuss the future of Robots, Aesop’s Fables and an AI theory.
There are some filthy QTFP’s that involve a Sausage Dog, a hairdryer and some old school developed photos!
If you have a story for Chris and Rosie emai
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Harriet Kemsley
This week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliantly funny Harriet Kemsley — comedian, podcaster, Mum and general delight! Harriet talks about her Podcast 'Single Ladies in Your Area' and her up coming tour 'Floozy'.
The trio also discuss dating in your 30's, tinder bios and of course there is a brilliant listener email!
If you would like your email read out by a guest get in touch
This is why I'll leave you
On this week's podcast there is a lot discussed! Rosie shares that she finally loves Chris back (as much as he loves her). There is a call to Kevin and quite a reveal about his oversized Goldfish. Rosie explains how a bottle of Gaviscon featured on a night out and we also find out why she isn't keen on trick or treating!
As well as all of this there are beefs and some brilliant (and windy) QFTP
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Aston and Sarah Merrygold
This week, the Ramseys are joined by pop royalty and parenting pros, Aston & Sarah Merrygold. The couple discuss the highs and lows of soft play, the joys of touring and how Sarah and Aston met!
And of course, Chris and Rosie ask Aston about the legendary JLS condoms! All of this plus a brilliant PKMA...
Find details to the JLS tour at jlsofficial.com
Send in your weird and wonderful stories
A Halloween Special and Chris is NOT on board
It's time for a spooky episode of Shagged Married Annoyed and Chris is not in the mood! Rosie has come in fancy dress but Chris is very much against all the festivities that come with Halloween!
As well a Pumpkin Picking rant the pair discuss Kate's favourite horror film, the ongoing crisp habit and there is a hunt on for a bar of Dairy Milk!
All of this plus beefs and some brilliant QFTP's!
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Phil Ellis
This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by comedian and Taskmaster troublemaker Phil Ellis!
They chat all things Taskmaster as well as reminiscing about lock down zoom nights, Edinburgh Festival and why Phil decided to do a kids show.
Expect chaos, laughter, and more oversharing than anyone asked for.
As always, there’s Please Keep Me Anonymous story that Phil shares with Chris and Rosie plus
Airport Pints and Naked Parties
Today Rosie is joined by Chris, or is she??
This week's podcast includes a celebrity pseudonym , passport dramas, phone scammers, airport pints and some very very bad breath. There's burger issues, a sugar ban and some emotional beef! QFTP's include naked parties, a spare digit, a long list of one woman's icks and some harmless baseball cap fun.
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Leigh-Anne Pinnock
Things just got spicy on this week’s Please Keep Me Anonymous! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by none other than Leigh-Anne
Pinnock — global pop queen, powerhouse performer, and all-around icon. From Little Mix magic to bossing up as a solo artist, Leigh-Anne brings good vibes, honesty, and a whole lot of laughs. The trio bond over life as working parents and how to keep marriage fresh and f
AI Porn and Jacket Potatoes
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie have the heating on! They discuss Jacket Potatoes, AI Porn and why Rosie isn't allowed to enter competitions.
Chris reveals a new yoghurt obsession and Rosie makes a call to both Sandra and Kate... There's some science facts, clothing related beef and QFTP's involving theme tunes, gaming and a trip to Turkey.
Keep sending your weird and
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Al Murray
This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and WWII buff Al Murray!
Al and Chris reminisce about touring together and discuss an eventful trip to Dubai. The trio also talk about Al's love of history, the splash zone on his new tour and the perils of meet and greets... All of this plus Al reads one of your brilliant emails!
Find tickets to Al's tour here: thepublandlord.com
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Weaponized Incompetence
Chris and Rosie are back from a trip to London, and they have their beefs at the ready! But first there is a Geography quiz, some passive aggressive behaviour from Siri and discussion about what radio/podcasts host look like in real life!
QFTP'S involve a school prank, swimming googles, an unusual headscratcher and some monetisation of discharge... who knew?
Keep your emails coming to shaggedm
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg Davies
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, Taskmaster, Never Mind The Buzzcocks host and all round legend, Greg Davies!
As well as talking about the new series of Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Greg reveals what his first TV job was and he shares the details of a very stressful photoshoot (and it's not the one with all the milk!)
Rosie and Greg bond over true c
Toenail Barbie
On this week's podcast Chris reveals his new Super Power and Rosie considers what intimate objects could make money online. There is some bad dream chat which seems a direct result of Rosie's love of True Crime and Chris shares some AI banter! All of this plus weekly beefs and some brilliant (yet gross) QFTPs!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sam Ryder
Get ready for some seriously good vibes from national treasure and Eurovision superstar, Sam Ryder!
We all know Sam as the pop powerhouse who went from singing in his shed on TikTok to nearly winning Eurovision for the UK! Sam is blessed with a beautiful voice which Chris and Rosie get to hear in person and a joyfully infectious spirit.
Sam talks about first dates, life in Nashville and why
Hey Siri, how easy is it to get a divorce?
Get ready for some high stakes beef, a intense holiday breakdown and some triggered behaviour off the back of Taco day. The couple discuss fancy dress, some questionable GP equipment and if partners should haves access to a period tracker, thoughts?
All of this plus some brilliant school themed QTFP's!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan Stephens
It's the first episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous and this week Chris and Rosie are joined by musician, writer, and actor Jordan Stephens!
Chris and Jordan reveal how and where they have met before and Jordan shares his love of South Shields and explains why he met partner Jade at just the right time!
The three talk about Jordan's theatre debut in Entertaining Mr Sloane as well as discussing
Ruthless Zodiac Signs
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Zodiac signs (who IS the most ruthless?), gilets, and the stone skimming scandal! Rosie reveals what she signed up to whilst drunk and the pair ponder over the identity of Banksy. The beefs are bed themed and QFTP involve a cat, shopping lists and an uninspiring history teacher.
All of this plus some exciting news! Additional episodes featuring spec
The Great North Run and a Prawn Cocktail eye bath
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great
North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was cheating and how she got a crisp based injury! Chris has a new quiz, and the pair start to write the beginnings of a new kid's book. QFTP involve fun in a phone box, a Mummy ick and some very big lacy knickers!
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Can we get a dog?
Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie’s had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporting a VERY obvious BJJ injury… and as always we have beefs for you… or do we?!
QFTPs have inspired Rosie with a new money making scheme, we hear about the worst morning after a night out ever… and we get a newfound appreciation of armpits.
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Je Suis Belligerent
We’re in the final week of the summer holidays - and the Ramseys have been to Disneyland! Listen to find out if it is really the happiest place on earth…
Meanwhile - Chris has taken a wasp hostage in his dressing room, we’re beefing about mullets, and in QFTPs we’ve discovered a brand new take on a children’s classic.
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