Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Chris and Rosie Ramsey host a podcast where they discuss life, relationships, arguments, parenting, and everything in between, without interruptions from their toddler or phones. Each week they answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity guest.
Episodes
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mathew Baynton
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by actor, comedian, Taskmaster Champ and all round national treasure, Mathew Baynton!
Mathew Baynton joins Chris and Rosie to discuss the Ghosts movie which The Ramsey's are are new converts of! They also chat about British comedy and what influenced the team behind Horrible Histories, Yonderland and Ghosts!
Plus they talk Clown School, the Nor
The Traitors, mid-week drinking and Mario #3
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, the couple discuss Halloween Costumes, the nostalgic joy of an FCUK top, and Chris reveals why he couldn't do Celebrity Traitors.
Unusually it's a 'cat heavy' episode which includes a Carl Hutchinson story, plus the pair talk 3D glasses, getting old, AI, and Rosie has some long lived beef about leaving food in the sink...
All of this plus voice notes an
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Asim Chaudhry
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian, actor and adopted Geordie, Asim Chaudhry!
Asim is on to talk about The Reluctant Vampire but of course that chat goes in all kinds of directions including Asim's calves, his love for Newcastle and what life is like on a movie set.
The Reluctant Vampire stars Lenny Rush, Tom Davis, Sian Clifford and A
Public faux pas, oversharing and who would Rosie play in Shrek?
On this week's podcast Chris an Rosie catch up on their various public faux pas and bond over concerns about oversharing.
Rosie shares her love for amateur dramatics after being the recipient of two awards! Chris has more tales from his tour and they get to the bottom of some 5 star hotel reviews...
There's one beef and it's a sweet one, icks, and of course some contributions to the new featur
Please Keep Me Anonymous with The Thomas Brothers
Get ready for a fun filled, chaotic episode of the podcast becasue this week Chris and Rosie are joined by The Thomas Brothers!
That's right, The Ramsey's are reunited with Adam, Scott and Ryan to chat about their podcast 'At Home with The Thomas Brothers'. But of course the chat goes in all directions, including manifesting, hobbies, drinking, co-sleeping and what life was like in Manchester fo
It's lamp season, Chris is a hypocrite, and can we take a minute for Lake Garda?!
The days are getting shorter which means it is officially Lamp Season!
This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie report back from their holiday in Lake Garda (not Como) which includes a 'in a villa' update and some questions about a man in a safari suit...
Rosie disarms the Chinese take-away alarm, Chris is a victim of karma and their is a Taskmaster themed contribution to the new feature.
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joe Wicks
This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the nation's PE teacher, the lovely Joe Wicks!
Joe is on to talk about his new podcast Health or Hype where he takes a look at the endless tips, trends, diets, hacks and supposed quick fixes that we are served everyday. But when it comes to our bodies and minds, what can genuinely help make a difference – and what’s just hype?
As well as discussing his
A wet one, wind on the golf course and Rosie needs a minute
On the podcast this week Rosie has reverted back to Pj's and fake tan! The couple discuss pigeons, rats and if it's normal to have garlic bread with every meal!
Rosie chats about her new TV show and Chris shares an unfortunate event that happened on the golf course. All of this plus beefs, an Agadoo update, questions from the public and the big guns are called in to settle a dispute!!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lee Mack and Sally Bretton
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Lee Mack (Would I lie to You, The 1% Club, Not Going Out) and Sally Bretton (Not Going Out, Beyond Paradise).
The on-screen couple chat about the new series of Not Going Out as well as a documentary, celebrating 20 years of the show.
Of course the conversation goes in all kinds of directions including practic
The Great North Run, a Twister re-watch and a special guest at Chris's show
On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Rosie has had enough of Chris being on tour but would like to know who his special guest was... The pair discuss whether Twister is a suitable rewatch, if Chris is like Fozzy and why people are nostalgic for Paw Patrol.
Rosie has some potential HR problems, Chris is still head of the Dad jokes and they both explain their Truman show conspiracy!
All this pl
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chloe Petts
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have an absolute riot with the brilliant comedian Chloe Petts. As well as being an incredible stand up, Chloe is also on the latest series of Taskmaster which you can currently watch on Channel 4 every Thursday or catch up on Channel4.com!
The trio discuss aging, glow ups, soul mates and the time Chloe had a pilonidal sinus. Plus we get to hear a fantastic
Bro Dad, The Agadoo, and sooo many Lady Birds!
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed there is a lot going on and the new feature is popping off! Thanks for all your brilliant voice notes and emails sharing your sayings that other people say...
Plus this week Chris has a new nickname and shares his joy of packing cubes, Rosie reveals some crime drama grievances and the campaign to keep The Agadoo alive starts here!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rachel Parris
We are back!
After delivering you some of our best bits throughout the summer we are back with a brand new 'Please Keep Me Anonymous'. This week joining Chris and Rosie is British comedian and writer, Rachel Parris!
The trio discuss period dramas and how you can tell your age by which Mr Darcy you fancy, they talk about getting emotional on stage and they even touch on politics - by accident!
An Irish Goodbye, a big life event, and some serious blephing
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Rosie has turned 40, Chris gets emotional over The Nutty Professor and there is a big life event that no-one was expecting!
Plus, Rosie devises a new feature, Chris catastrophises over some DJ equipment and the couple start using the word bleph in all the wrong ways.
All of this and some non-beefs, questions from the public and a voicemail involving a da
Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Five
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, we're revisiting Chris and Rosie's chats with Rhys James, Suzi Ruffell, Mel Giedroyc, Greg James and Alice Levine!
Mel tells all about her BAFTA wardrobe mishap, Rhys is missing a kidney, Suzi is crushing on Mel C and Alice and Greg delve deep into horse anatomy.
All this with hilarious stories sent in by you and read by the guests!
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The Fringe, a curse, and is there a Lavender Marriage on the cards?
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie reports back from The Fringe and she shares some thoughts about her identity and her 40th Birthday! Chris gives a guide to packing shopping and the pair share the concerns over Escooters!
They also discuss curses, dentists, a mugging and working class parents.
All of this plus beefs, questions from the public and a voicemail with a mistaken allergy!
Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Four
This week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, features chats and stories with Matt Edmondson and Mollie King, Emma Doran, Joanna Page and Seann Walsh (or is it Shaun Wallace?!)
Matt and Mollie chat sensory deprivation tanks, Emma asks Chris and Rosie how they'd feel about being a dominatrix, Seann talks about the shock of seeing Matt Hancock when he entered the Jungle and Joanna's had her tubes
A Garage-full of Beef and a Late Night Feast
This week on the podcast, Chris has single handedly been lowering the family golf handicap (someone’s got to!) and Rosie is planning a jam packed trip to Edinburgh Fringe!
Chris has a big beef with Rosie, and they get a visitor in the studio...
All this plus icks, QFTPs and voicenotes sent in by you!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Three
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, we're revisiting Chris and Rosie's chats with Joel Dommett, Tom Davis, Stevie Martin and Maisie Adam!
With stories about how Tom got his Nando's Black Card, Joel's dealings with Paul McKenna, Stevie's queer icon status and Maisie's crush on Zayn Malik, plus hilarious stories sent in by you!
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Family Fart Police, Summer Holiday Whinge and Rosie's Packing Crash Out
This week's episode is dedicated to every parent during these summer holidays - let the whinge out!
Chris and Rosie chat about their journey down to London with the kids, best (and possibly worst) post-night-out snacks, and about Chris's quest to find somewhere to fart in peace!
There's Beefs, a holiday-themed lucrative sponsor, with icks and QFTPs to boot!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Two
In the second instalment of Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, Chris and Rosie are joined by Greg Davies, Vogue Williams, Olly Murs and fellow podcasting duo Jordan North and William Hanson!
They chat about the I'm A Celeb jungle, haircuts at Harrods, X factor and Greg's appearance on ChuckleVision.
All this, with stories sent in by you and read out by the guests!
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Return of the Plonkcast, feat. London Zoo, Legoland and the Goonies
This week's Shagged Married Annoyed is a Plonkcast special!
Chris and Rosie are freshly back from a trip to London with the kids, and have plenty of holiday beefs (one particularly revolving around fish goujons).
There are voice notes, icks and Rosie remembers the Goonies very differently...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous – Best of Part One
Welcome to the first of a bumper crop of Best Ofs episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous, featuring some of the most hilarious moments with Chris and Rosie's guests!
This episode features Sam Ryder, Jordan Stevens, Joanne McNally and Bridget Christie, chatting all things foxes, farm labour and zombie apocalypses, alongside some juicy stories sent in by you!
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The communal nut bowl, trust issues and Celebrity Gladiators!
On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Chris and Rosie are back from their holidays and are celebrating their 12 year wedding anniversary! They discuss trust issues, true crime, communal food and kids making friends on holiday!
There's also some air con wars, an unfortunate game of cornhole, Stuart Little 2 chat and Rosie announces that it's National Lip Stick Day!
All of this plus Beefs, a fa
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rosie Jones
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant writer, actor and comedian Rosie Jones!
Rosie is on to talk about her Edinburgh show that is running for the whole of the fringe! They also discuss eating and drinking habits during the festival and why Rosie is down to one drink per week.
They discuss what Rosie would have done if she wasn’t a comedian and what it felt like hea
The luteal phase, a mistaken death and is there a new podcast pending?!
On the podcast this week Rosie joins us from her luteal phase and has some beef with her period tracking app! Chris has got himself a new catchphrase (which isn't approved) and they have had correspondence from a listener whose group chat caused some serious googling about the whereabouts of Chris Ramsey.
Beefs include raw dogging supplements and some questionable vaping advice. All of this plus
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ricky Wilson
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by Kaiser
Chiefs frontman and all-round legend, Ricky Wilson. Ricky is on to chat about his part in Grease The Immersive Musical but in true Shagged Married Annoyed fashion they go on many tangents!
Chris begins with some fan Girling and then the three
discuss panel shows, scary movies, their joint love of TK Maxx, and weird things Ricky has said
Heatwave Swamp Crack and the Eyebrow Saga Continues...
Chris and Rosie are back from a very hot and sweaty trip to London... how much Sudocream did Chris need and more importantly, did the eyebrows stay intact?
The pair have some customer service beef plus some passive aggressive interactions with restaurant staff. Chris shares why he is finally done with stag do's and the world of dirty talking cars is revealed!
All of this plus a World Cup Ick,
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Kerridge
If you're not hungry now, you will be after to listening to this! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by Chef extraordinaire Tom Kerridge!
As well as talking about his new TV Series 'Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy', they also discuss what life was like as an upcoming chef in London in the 90's, Tom's favourite cuisine and why a Greggs Sausage Roll is still a staple!
Tom also reads a story from a SM
The World Cup, Rosie's First Tattoo and is there a Priest Listening?
World Cup Fever has reached The Ramsey Household! The couple discuss The Mexico game and how they feel about Erling Haaland!
Rosie has had her eyebrows done, Chris witnessed a man in need of a car, and the pair go down a True Crim rabbit hole!.
There's beefs, religion, an embarrassing moment at a Baby Shower and Rosie shares a story from the public... but it sounds quite familiar!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Charlie Baker
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian Charlie Baker!
Charlie and Rosie bond over their love of Musical Theatre and
share what it’s like being the singer in the family! The trio discuss bad Edinburgh shows, the time that Charlie got forked off stage and why he thinks everyone should do stand up once in their life!
Charlie also parts some marriage advice and reveals that
Another Stag Do, A Little Accident and Memories of Snogging Strangers
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris has been on yet ANOTHER trip. This one involved a lot of Guinness, a lost passport and an early exit.
The pair discuss trouser shorts, arm tights, losing airpods and and what happens when you take a good banana through airport security.
All of this plus some brilliant beefs, (foot wash anyone?) a verruca update, some Mormon Wife correspondence and
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Kane
On today's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, author and actor, Russell Kane!
The trio discuss Sanddancers, life as an omnivert, and an unforgettable night in Berlin!
Russell chats about his kids book When Brian Met Terry and his upcoming role as Romeo in the forth coming production of Romeo and Juliet which is takes place in September at The New Vic in Newcastle-under-Lyme.
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Father's Day, Party Bags and Chris has a Full Medical
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey provide an alternative to party bags, could a bucket full of pound coins be the way forward?
Chris has some Father's day beef and he reveals the results of his latest medical. Rosie shares fears that she had at the kids sports day and explains why Chris can't ever get his ear's pierced.
As well as this there's BBQ chat, new Pj's and
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Natalie Cassidy
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by actress, podcaster and all round brilliant Natalie Cassidy!
The three discuss favourite swear words, life after Eastenders and what it's like having a teenage daughter. Natalie reads a great Please Keep Me Anonymous story and tells Chris and Rosie why she loved performing at The Mighty Hoopla!
Natalie also talks about what inspired h
Mock the Week, Hotel Parties, and will Chris Weep or Faint?
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris has returned home a very tired guy! He has some hotel party beef and could potentially either weep or faint...
The couple discuss Rosie's exercise injury, Lynx Africa and there is a coffee cup dispute!
Questions from the public cover some mystery liquid, an HP Sauce Bottle and a getting ready ick. There's also some voice notes that include a revers
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ed Gamble
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and TV Host Ed Gamble!
As well getting nostalgic about their Edinburgh Days, the trio discuss star signs, Real House Wives and Rosie reveals why she thinks she is addicted to her extended family...
Ed talks about his upcoming tour Fresh Hell, his new TV Series Unacceptable and he reads one of your horrible stories!
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90's Parenting, a Golf Trip, and the start of Rosie's Caravan Campaign
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Chris's Golf Trip, 90's parenting, the importance of boredom and why Rosie loves slagging of Chris to the kids...
There's Beefs, QFTP's, shopping substitutions and a camping toilet story!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, writer and and Taskmaster alumni, Lucy Beaumont.
The trio start with some trapped wind chat, Gum Tree Pets and Lucy's Ghost Cat. They discuss Lucy's upcoming tour, what YouTube is good for and why some influencers really annoy Lucy! All this plus a brilliant story from one of you lovely listeners!
Lucy's tour 'Bad at Quiz Shows,
Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts
On this week's Shagged married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey have a holiday debrief, Chris suggests a 40th Birthday trip for Rosie, and a new way to get rid of warts and potentially verruca's is shared on the podcast!
Rosie reveals her thoughts on Baby Showers, Chris had some beef over weather icons and the pair get deep over AI...
All of this plus a brilliant voice note, more A1 sex shop ch
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the wonderful Mel Giedroyc.
Mel joins the pair the day after The BAFTAS and has a brilliant reveal about her outfit. They discuss award ceremonies, talking Italian and Mel shares her TMJ problem post Last One Laughing... We hear a story from a SMA and there's even some Strictly chat!
As well as this Mel talks about her brilliant podcast, W
Rosie Gets Scammed By An Inflatable D*ck
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss Rosie's trip to Verona, their different reactions to potential intruders, a Hen Do scam and why Chris very much felt his age when discussing the Radio 1 Big Weekend.
They also chat about roller skates, robots and Rosie reveals how she was humbled by Sandra...
All this plus beefs, a mum related voice note and some fab QFTPs.
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rhys James
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by comedian and Mock The Week star, Rhys James.
Rhys chats about his new role as a Team Captain on Mock The Week, why cracking your head open is a retro injury and he shares a pretty harrowing back stage Green Room story.
Chris reveals an old hygiene habit from the Edinburgh Fringe and Rhys and Rosie do their best to explain Rat Boy
Ikea Role Play , Mouth Breathers and Chris Gets Owned by a Bouncy Castle
On this week Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss flat pack furniture (which involves some customer service roleplay), a difficult time with a bouncy castle , what hay fever has turned Chris in to. and Rosie is caught eating an unusual snack!
There's some advice to be given that involves supermarket points and an ex boyfriend, plus some real life experience from a one time Fin
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg James and Alice Levine
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by hosts of the new podcast Bad Chat and the team behind the Crossed Wires
podcast festival ( AKA Radio and Podcast Royalty), Greg James and Alice Levine!
What happens when four chatty broadcasters sit down in a room together? A whole lot! They discuss Greg and Alice's new podcast, Bad Chat, Greg's family member at Chris's gig and the pr
New Bras, Wheelie Bins and Rosie Tries to Kill Comedy
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss new bras, Botox, smart phones and the joy of the first wheelie bins! *Trigger warning* this involved quite a gruesome story!
The pair have Beefs over eating before dinner and the kids leftovers plus Chris tells a story about an unlikely pigeon sighting.
All of this plus some strict parenting, QFTP's and of course some Sex S
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Laura Smyth
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey sit down and have a good chat with comedian Laura Smyth .
As well as reading one of your stories, Laura talks about her journey from teaching to stand up, family dynamics and what life is like when you come from a funny family . The trio also speculate on who will be the new Strictly Hosts!
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Chore Play, Fly Tipping on the Moon and News From The Death Clock
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss home schooling, a Taskmaster reunion and some questionable safety advice.
Chris has been caught with beer kegs in his car and Rosie tries her first Dirty Martini. All this plus a new term from a listener, a quiz about the Moon and the couple get some good/bad news from the death clock.
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Babatunde Aléshé
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster, Dad and Taskmaster alumni, Babatunde Aléshé!
As well as discussing the highs and lows of parenting the three bond over turning 40! Babatunde also shares some parenting hacks... onions anyone?
They also chat holiday destinations, back stage energy at comedy gigs and why Babatunde started a podcast with two of his best mat
BFT's, Bum Washing Toilets and is Rosie Launching her Country Music Career?
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss remembering things the old school way, their musical tastes in the early noughties and what Chris would like for his 40th Birthday!
Rosie explains the drawbacks of BFT's and shares her ideas for a new Children's book. Chris has one last tour update which involves some shade from his tour manager and a town crier!
All of this
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Daniel Sloss
On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the fantastic comedian Daniel Sloss!
They discuss what being ‘hard’ means now and how comedians
don’t quite manage it. Daniel explains why his show Jigsaw broke up so many relationships and the trio get deep over messages from the Universe.
For tickets to Daniel's tour visit Danielsloss.com
You can find Daniel's Live Sh
Buzz Ballz, Pasta Puns and Safe Sex Tips from Chris!
This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for old school alcohol and they figure out what a Buzz Ball is! Chris provides some pasta based humour and lists things that really do blow his mind!
The pair discuss the TV show Hebburn, a word that Chris has been using in front of the kids and why this week, there is no beef for Rosie...
There is also a quick call with the o
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Rosenthal
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by actor and comedian, Tom Rosenthal!
As well as bonding over Golf, Chris and Tom discuss their love for Arctic Monkeys and reminisce over Comedy Roast Battle. Tom explains Philosophy to Rosie and the trio discuss the pros and cons of AI.
You can catch Tom on tour with his stand-up show ‘Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I Am’, inclu
Grown Up Tears in Build-A-Bear, A Knicker Drawer Clear Out and Chris Joins The Litter Police
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss easter money, the reverse of toxic masculinity and why Chris is retiring from cooking!
Chris explains why he has been tearing up and what led to a face off with a teenager whilst Rosie has some opinions to share about the TV Show, Summer House and she's been busy with an underwear clear out.
All of this plus a listener reve
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Suzi Ruffell
On this week podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian and podcaster Suzi Ruffell!
As well as talking about her current tour, The Juggle, Suzi reveals what happened the first time she met Mel C and why Chris Ramsey and Ipads will always be connected in her mind.
And of course, Suzi reads a listeners story. Trigger warning, it's rank!
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A New Alliance, Real Life Dominatrix and the Last Bus Home
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss the long weekend, including pints at the soft play! There's a non-family friendly quiz, pube problems, and some quite tense beefs...
WhatsApp's cover the 'savouries' debate and there is Rosie's Mysteries involving a listeners Nan. All of this plus a story from the last bus home and some intel from a real life Dominatrix!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanna Page
Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed is the brilliant Actor, Podcaster, Taskmaster Contestant and star of Gavin and Stacey, Joanna Page!
Joanna brings her incredible energy to the podcast and shares so much we almost didn't need a Please Keep Me Anonymous! They discuss family holidays, moving house, life with four kids and of course how much Joanna enjoyed takin
April Fool's, School Trauma and Chris's Unfortunate Lookalike
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey deal with April Fool's Day, they discuss a recent trip to London, smelly cabs and of course there is a Carl update! Plus there is some issues with Chris's cap...and hair.
They also talk about school streaming tactics, Rosie's GCSE's and they call Kev to get his thoughts on the Uppers & Lowers.
There's beefs, voice notes, and some l
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Emma Doran
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliant comedian, Emma Doran!
The trio cover a whole host of topics including life as a parent and a comedian, the trampoline hack for Mam's and how they imagine the logistics are for being a Dominatrix...
And of course, Emma reads one of your horrifying stories!
Emma has extended her Emmaculate UK and Ireland s
The Oscars, the Return of the Motorhome and an Incident in the Shower
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss The Oscars, Rosie's ongoing want of a Motorhome, Cuppa Soups and the correct amount of times you should change your underwear!
They are beefs, some brilliant WhatsApp messages, and QFTP's that cover a passive aggressive mother in law and a self inflicted show injury.
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mollie King and Matt Edmondson
On this week's Please Keep me Anonymous Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by Radio Royalty, the brilliant Mollie King and Matt Edmondson.
Matt and Mollie are on to talk about their new podcast Novel Idea
but in true Chris and Rosie fashion the conversation goes in all kinds of directions including fake tan, massages, sauna blankets and The Marvel Universe!
Mollie and Matt also read a hilari
Heated Rivalry, a Balloon Fetish and a Self Inflicted Injury
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss light mornings, delivery etiquette, sugar daddies and a self inflicted injury!
Chris is still on tour, Rosie has been getting in to Heated Rivalry and the pair recount a recent trip to Dishoom (which led to a difficult train journey).
All of this plus a beef from Chris, a reverse ick, balloon fetishes and the wildest Easter
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Seann Walsh
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined comedian, podcaster and I'm a Celebrity Get me Out Of Here alumni, Seann Walsh!
They discuss mistaken identity, nostalgic tv shows from the 90’s, the art of calling in sick and how Seann felt when he was in the jungle with Matt Hancock!
Seann’s also explains why Gemma Collins is responsible for his new trainers and th
Liberating hand towels on tour, Talk Radio and The Rosie Ramsey Guide to Sex
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss videos of pimple popping, a new game called 'Jeremy', friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson's latest odd behaviour on tour and why Rosie is fully in to Talk Radio!
Beefs involve some low level theft and Questions From The Public cover a weirdly placed ribbon, an unfortunate plane incident and a new term of endearment...yes Ki
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Maisie Adam
Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey this week is comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster Series 20 winner, Maisie Adam!
They discuss KPop Demon Hunters, teen crushes, ex partners and why Chris has had enough of weddings! Maisie talks about a recent wrestling injury and Rosie reveals what 'Tour Chris' is really like. All of this plus Maisie reads out one of your Please Keep Me Anonymous stories!
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A bribe, a Tom Jones obsession and some hidden Easter Eggs!
On this week's SMA Chris and Rosie discuss their very different parenting styles, hidden easter eggs, late check outs and whether it's okay to bribe a child...
They have a very unreasonable ick from a listener which neither Chris or Rosie are onboard with. They have a discussion about favourite colours which somehow leads to a conversation about The Mighty Ducks and a phone call to Kev!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Stevie Martin
On the podcast this week is actor, comedian, podcaster and Rosie's Taskmaster buddy, Stevie Martin!
Chris, Rosie and Stevie cover all sorts of topics including veganism, awkward encounters, life at the Edinburgh Fringe and the efficacy of cough medicine! Plus, Stevie reads out one of YOUR awkward encounters in this week's PKMA.
To catch Stevie's show 'Clout' go to steviemartin.com for ticke
A new crush, a tour update and the return of Barry Beef!
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Chris has a tour update which of course involves friend of the pod Carl Hutchinson! Rosie has some dishwasher thoughts and she reveals a potential new crush. She has also started a new hobby/fitness regime, it turns out that it is quite difficult!
All of this plus a handy Huel bottle, some gut updates, brilliant voice notes and QTFP's and the return of t
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sara Pascoe
The brilliant comedian, podcaster and writer Sara Pascoe joins Chris and Rosie on today's Please Keep Me Anonymous.
They discuss Book-Tok, coming to trends late, their first ever stand up kids and how life (and work) changes once you have kids! Sara also reads a very funny story from a SMA!
You can catch Sara on tour with her show I Am a Strange Gloop, for tickets visit sarapascoe.co.uk/ticke
Emotions run high watching Lewis Capaldi and Chris has an awkward encounter with a Taxi driver
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie share all the BTS from a charity event, including Chris feeling all the feels whilst watching Lewis Capaldi!
Rosie shares some brilliant reverse icks and Chris gives a tour update which involves an awkward encounter in a taxi.
All of this plus some imposter syndrome, a Geophysicist, dry robes and some classic 90's parenting!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chris McCausland
On this week's Please Keep My Anonymous Chris and Rosie are joined by comedy giant and Strictly star, Chris McCausland! The trio discuss Chris's tour Yonks, remembering old material, the early noughties sitcom Coupling, the love of Pizza and why Chris could never be on I'm a Celebrity!
Chris McCausland also shares a PKMA from one of you lovely SMAS.
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The reverse ick, a lost moon cup and why Rosie's alright for a safari
On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss reverse icks, safaris, adult panto why, in a social media age, we should be looking out for the boomers!
Chris shares a new feeling, things get heated over packed lunches and QFTP's involve a missing moon cup, a DNA cocktail and Grandparents keyboard.
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Fatiha El-Ghorri
Joining Chris and Rosie this week is comedian, writer and Rosie's Taskmaster pal, Fatiha El-Ghorri!
As well as reading a brilliant (but gross) story, the trio chat about hotels, stand-up comedy, past jobs, weird superstitions and why you should never look at the comments!
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Vampires, slop duty and some misleading alarms
Were vampires ever real... and other thoughts from todays podcast!
Guess who's back? That's right, Chris and Rosie return to discuss school dinners, vampires, tea towels and some undercover (literally) recording.
We have some brilliant voice notes that involve funerals, a £20 note and an unfortunate bed incident. QFTP's cover bottle misuse, dog pooh and some porn star intel!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mo Gilligan
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, presenter, and cultural icon, Mo Gilligan!
From viral sketches to sold-out tours Mo joins the podcast to talk about his days in retail and he shares how he became so knowledgeable of the Jo Malone archive! Chris and Mo reminiscence about an incident on a train, their shared love of gadgets and what the weirdest thing Mo ever received
Rosie's bad week, safety gadgets and the IMDB of Porn
On this week's podcast Rosie is on a 'bad week' but that doesn't stop the pair from having a good laugh! They discuss Rosie's dreams, safety gadgets, a potential new invention and testosterone! Plus Chris serves up some facts and gets Rosie to join in on his quiz.
There's beefs and even a WhatsApp beef from a SMA ! Another fart medley and some brilliant QTFTP!
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Davis
On this week's PKMA Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, actor and podcaster Tom Davis! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Tom discusses why he loves Newcastle, the legendry Nando's black card, what it's like being a girl Dad AND he reveals who he was a body double for before he made it big time!
🎧You can listen to Tom on his podcast Wolf and Owl with Romesh Ranganat
Soft play beef, a public apology and some sibling trolling
On this week SMA, Chris has some Soft Play beef, he makes a public apology to friend of the pod, Carl Hutchinson and he reveals why he begrudges Nana Bridget the leftovers! Rosie hears from Kev with some low level (unintentional) trolling and she explains her love of clingfilm.
All of this plus some fantastic WhatsApp messages 💨 and questions from the public...mint anyone??
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joel Dommett
Joining Chris and Rosie this week is the brilliant Joel Dommett! The trio bond over Traitors (spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Celeb version!) celebrity doctors and life with two children.
Joel discusses his most recent procedure which has him in a fair amount of pain, Brazilian jiu jitsu and his new collaboration with TV's Ben Shepherd! All of this and SO much more!
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Medium to low level shaggers
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss the highs and lows of silly string, Rosie's fake tan and the politics of Christmas money!
For the first time EVER Chris and Rosie listen to your voice notes and smas and das, you did not disappoint!
We also have some questions from the public which include one of the most anti-social sex habits ever...
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