
Murder of a Famous Bastard
An episodic murder mystery story written by and starring Mark Watson with many guest stars. Struggling private detective Hugh Flounder is surprised to be invited to the 60th birthday party of one of the country’s best known TV personalities. The morning after the party, the TV star is dead. It’s the chance Hugh has been waiting for – but he’s a suspect like everyone else.
Episodes
Episode 23: Dead Of Night
On a supposed holiday in Spain, Hugh begins the endgame. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/MarkWatsonWorld or tip at https://ko-fi.com/moafb. Thank you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/
Episode 22: The Things You Can't Buy
With a combination of good fortune and deduction, Hugh comes within touching distance of finding out who murdered Stevie Chase. He just needs to make sure he stays alive himself. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podc
Episode 21: Sleeping Arrangements
Hugh gets a surprise invitation to an event, and the surprises only keep coming after that. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/MarkWatsonWorld or tip at https://ko-fi.com/moafb. Thank y
Episode 20: Leave No Trace
After a fortuitous double meeting in the street and with a surprising new source of information, Hugh inches closer than ever to the answer; but trouble is brewing at home.Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: ht
Episode 19: Mad People With Money
The final part of the story begins. With an arrest made, Hugh battles to remain relevant to the case. But the facts seem as contradictory as ever. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/Mar
(EPISODE N/A: BETWEEN-EPISODES REMINDER)
A message just to say don't worry about the new episode. it's coming next week; the general plan has always been six episodes - break for fortnight - next six - and so on (although I did have to have *one* additional week off for being-in-Australia reasons). Episode 19 will be out next Sunday as scheduled. Also, apologies for the sound quality on this; I was lured into a cave by a wizard and proba
Episode 18: The Edge
Hugh uses his discovery to gather some important truths. Then he goes to a podcast launch where his favourite band are playing... but bigger things are afoot. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.pat
Episode 17: Nature's Bounty
Hugh returns once more to the hotel where his life started to change, and talks to a couple of people who were there when it all happened. There's also time for a somewhat more fruitful trip out to the woods.Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To b
Episode 16: Hastings
Hugh takes a day trip to Stevie Chase's former hometown. People there have plenty to say about him, but the information comes a an unexpected cost.Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/Mar
(EPISODE N/A: QUICK UNSCHEDULED BREAK)
Unfortunately, there is no new episode this week because we just haven't had the resources to pull it off: a large factor was the decision of me (Mark, the author, protagonist etc) to go to Australia and then begin a Comedy Festival season here. I could have thrown something together, but it would probably have meant compromising the story, and it seems a shame to do that. The voice note here just
Episode 15: Only You And The Water
Hugh spends a mentally eventful hour in a floatation tank, and encounters one of his key suspects back on dry land. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/MarkWatsonWorld or tip at https://
Episode 14: Main Character
Hugh tries ro plan his birthday celebrations around what's happening with the Stevie Chase case. But birthdays never run quite as smoothly as he would want.Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patreo
Episode 13: Stiletto
With a second person dead, Hugh steps up his efforts, visiting a members' club to unearth more of Stevie's life. But it's on the way out of there that he gets a possible lead... and his birthday plans take a surprise turn after a phone call. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh L
Episode 12: Everything You Need To Know
Hugh receives a startling proposition, finally sits down with Jade, and has a surprise visitor. Things are starting to make sense - but a bombshell is around the corner.Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https
Episode 11: Chemistry
Hugh is unexpectedly invited to meet the number one fan of 'Shake It Up' - a man he helped turn over to police years ago - and hears a troubling conspiracy theory. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://ww
Episode 10: You Just Got To Play The Game
Blindsided by news headlines when he wakes up, Hugh embarks on a frantic day of investigations - but the last journey of the day is one he might regret making. CONTENT WARNING: brief graphic description of autopsy procedure. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed
Episode 9: The Ghost At The Feast
Hugh (with Calum in tow) is back off to the site of the murder, with a long list of people to interview. But someone seems to have beaten him to it. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/
Episode 8: Deep Water
Hugh and Calum have an awful lot to talk about. After that, a night out for one of them... or maybe both. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/MarkWatsonWorld or tip at https://ko-fi.com/
Episode 7: Hurt The Ones You Love
Rallying from Long Covid symptoms, Hugh plans a couple of detective excursions. But it's under his own roof that a few questions need answering. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/MarkW
Episode 6: A Non-Trivial Amount Of Blood
Hugh stays on after the funeral in the hope of gathering clues. But someone is gathering information on HIM at the same time. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/MarkWatsonWorld or tip
Episode 5: Rollercoaster
Having gone with a mysterious invitation to the 60th birthday of Stevie Chase, Hugh goes uninvited to Stevie's funeral, hoping to meet some of the people bound up in the inquiry... whatever the consequences for his personal life might be. Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le.
Episode 4: Slow Cooking
Hugh escapes from Scotland, but with many more questions than answers (and without his bag). Those questions will only continue to pile up when he gets home.Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patre
Episode 3: Everything Is Of Interest
Hugh experiences further discomfort under the scrutiny of Catriona, and there’s drama at the station as he tries to get away.Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/MarkWatsonWorld or tip at
Episode 2: The Missing Five
As the terrible news spreads, Hugh gets an impromptu interview with the hotel manager. But when he’s called in to see the police he faces a very uncomfortable question of his own.Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Music composed by Mat Ryer.To become a supporter of the podc
Episode 1: Eating My Food, Drinking My Wine
Struggling private investigator Hugh Flounder is very surprised to be invited to the 60th birthday celebrations of famous TV personality Stevie Chase, in Scotland. He's even more surprised the morning after, when Chase is found dead and everyone there is now a suspect in a murder investigation - including Hugh himself.Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12);
Murder Of A Famous Bastard: Season Trailer
Trailer for Murder Of A Famous Bastard: a murder mystery podcast like no other.Written by Mark Watson and starring many comedy favourites, where you help the detective to solve the crime…if you can...Starts November 30th: SUBSCRIBE NOW!Produced by Impatient Productions. Edited by Ralph Foster (eps 1-4, 9, 12); Richard Hughes (eps 5-6, 10, 11, 13); David Thomas (eps 7-8). Artwork by Haiminh Le. Mus











