LuAnna: The Podcast
LuAnna: The Podcast is hosted by Luisa Zissman and Anna Williamson, who discuss topical stories of the week with no-holds-barred rants, chats, and bants. The show encourages listeners to share their own stories and opinions, emphasizing that there is no such thing as too much information. It is produced by Global, a UK-based media company.
Episodes
'Why would anyone be that stupid to say they're a Traitor?'
On this week's LuAnna: the hangover episode. Two shows, 48 hours ago, one near-riot of a scavenger hunt, and the listener from California who used LuAnna to get out of court…and ended up on stage by complete coincidence. After teasing you for a while… LuAnnaLand is officially announced! We’re off on tour in 2027, Manchester, Birmingham and the London Palladium, we’re coming for you. Subscribers h
We can't BELIEVE she said that on a work call!
On this week's Totally Extra: It’s two days til Troxy and we’re buzzing! Listener Tanya got called both “fit” and "a granny" by two lads outside her flower shop, Nicole punishes her husband by switching off his three-grand aircon from her phone, and please stop posting happy birthday stories on Instagram, especially to the dead.Plus, Ritz crackers, the LuAnna number infiltrating minds, cat biscuit
'It wouldn't have ended this way if you'd just washed your genitals'
On this week's LuAnna: Anna’s uncouth moment in a box at the Royal Albert Hall, Lu’s sent her pooch off to bootcamp and it’s Troxy week! We’re so excited to meet a tonne of you and look out… something big is coming very soon. Make sure you get yourselves on our subscriber list at everythingluanna.com if you want to be the first in the know. Plus, pheromone maxing, a five day fart retreat, drinking
She spent her Nan's Inheritance on WHAT?!
On this week's Totally Extra: a MASSIVE apology for the sweet eating. We're aware it's gross. Troxy shoutouts are open for a final week and we're getting excited and the english language takes a hit as Luisa takes on the word "slovenly".Plus, being dumped on sight over a blue leather jacket, a husband who favoured a bath over tending to his wife in labour, a nan's inheritance lost in one night, an
'Just put Pony on my funeral playlist'
On this week’s LuAnna: It’s just Lu and Anna as Imo’s off living her best life in Grecoland, Lu’s got the shits, and we’re asking the important questions… when you’re on holiday in a family suite, are you shagging?! Plus, the Celine Dion Paris trip of dreams, conquering the Eurostar tunnel, a very French comeback queen and the one thing that absolutely killed our vibe at the concert.We’re talking
'I would do a**l for a saddle!' Plus cheesy foot nachos & the vagina wall
On this week's Totally Extra: A doctor stopped mid-shag to consult a medical encyclopaedia, a woman's housemate ate her peeled foot cheese, and Doris did something she’s never ever done before for a horse saddle (she wins the gifts-for-sex challenge outright).Plus, comfort shows, Challenge Luanna, a tight sphincter, a closed door debate, disposable camera confessions and an important message from
'We love the rise, but we thrive on the fall' Our take on the Isobel Lorna Controversy
On this week's LuAnna: Our take on the Isobel Lorna ‘Agende’ debate online - is it alright to charge £300 for a Filofax? AND parents left fuming after their kids were turned away from the KATSEYE’s tour. We turn 8, can’t wait to hear all about the girls’ Paris trip i.e Saggy Sex and the City and Imo reveals her sexual awakening was Joan Collins in Joseph and his technicolour dreamboat.Plus, Anna's
'I've Never Been Drier' - Pettiest reasons YOU dumped someone!
On this week's Totally Extra: Celine Dion admin before Paris, an anxiety about not being able to look at the sun, and Imo gets everyone drunk on 20.5% cocktails at 2:30pm.Plus, a Dubai cleaner dealing with a dead hamster takes some shocking initiative, a bridesmaid dress listed on Vinted for £40, an aggressive godparent campaign that ends in a night nanny promise, the pettiest dumping reasons ever
'I have been on the receiving end of a podcast scam!'
On this week's LuAnna: Ali G is back, the girls are prepping for Celine Dion, Lu impaled an Addison Lee taxi on her own security bollards after some overenthusiastic arm-waving (the CCTV is stunning), and you know how we warn about podcast scammers? Well, Anna's got a tale to tell. Plus, Imo's tortoise-sitting, a woman ate pizza crusts covered in her boyfriend's foot parmesan, a reason to avoid Su
'How do you think I racked up the numbers?'- Pity Shagging, Dating Icks & A Lego House
On this week's Totally Extra: We're buzzing because it's one month til Troxy! Please get your shoutouts in for the big day, we can't wait to see you!Plus, Evil Edna is born, Lu's inclination to pity shag, pickle flavour sparkling water, the most excellent noises, discovering Only Farmers, and an HR worker sent a disciplinary letter to the wrong person and said nothing.It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTR
"He's a bit too Boy Band to be Bond"
On this week's LuAnna: Our opinions on the top Bond picks (Anna’s obsessed with Paul Mescal, and Lu doesn’t know who any of them are), Meta has a big old pay out over child safety online, we’re fully on board and could a Luanna Daily Traitors podcast be on the way?!Plus, Lu’s had to pay out over £2k as Dixie smashes her GCSEs, we’re loving the Chinese robot Olympics, we learn all about Parktown Pr
She swallowed her what?!
On this week's Totally Extra: A hellish first day for a student nurse, justice for the Walls Feast ice cream, and Tracy from Didcot has a spectacular Peri or Plain Stupid which ends in a 5 hour stint in A&E and monitoring of her bowels. Plus, you'll never smell a bag of Skips again, we want videos of your Petty Polly's, local councils shutting down cake sheds, and a woman with a terrible shit
'The kids think they rule the roost, and they bloody don't!'
On this week's LuAnna: We’re obsesssssed with the Lindsay Clancey case and can’t wait to do a deep dive for you. We’re chatting parenting following the Canadian flight that got cancelled because a kid wouldn’t wear a seat belt and a listener at odds with her partner over how to bring up their child and to top that all off, a strong contender for weirdo of the year.Plus, Anna's on day 3 of a hangov
TOTALLY EXTRA: Floor Granola, Johnny Hats & A Lake Garda 69
On this week's Totally Extra: A 40-year-old exhibiting major ick behaviour, Lauren's embarrassing Find My iPhone reveal at the Apple Store, one of the worst names to call your kid, and the jokes just keep getting better. Plus, Challenge Luanna, a woman feed her husband "floor granola", the girls' favourite/least favourite parts of having kids, a Lake Garda 69 and a book club confession.It’s time t
"Holly Willoughby's YouTube Return: Brave Or Bland?"
On this week's LuAnna: Can you come back after a scandal? We’re chatting Holly Willoughby’s YouTube return, a chef facing jail over serving ants and disturbing story involving sepsis, a hamster and a colostomy bag.Plus, ***admin on the poooood *** as Lu reveals her manic travel schedule (France, Portugal, Dubai, England, Paris, Belgium, Dubai again), a listener earns 30k from older men on dating
TOTALLY EXTRA: Gym d*ck, Naked Ladders & A girl named Peekaboo?!
On this week's Totally Extra: A naked lady on a ladder, a live summery ick and we find out the huge life hack that will save you if you've got kids on holiday. Plus, being nearly named "Peekaboo", the definitive answer to what "hot penis" smells like, a petition for bidets in the UK, a confession that will really rile up the Lufannians, oh and in case you were wondering, some of the names of men t
'The Female Equivalent Of The Andrew Tate Pipeline?' — Nara Smith, Tradwives & Financial Freedom
On this week's LuAnna: A tradwife chat as Nara Smith denounces the title on Call Her Daddy, Anna's Sicily Airbnb lasted just 1 night due to a heady concoction of no air-con, an incontinent dog and some meaty syrup and Lu's after her own PJ, or Boeing 747. Standard.Plus, a wrecking bollock entrance for Lu's 40th, a huge shout out to peach iced tea, the most sensible 25-year-old mum we've ever heard
TOTALLY EXTRA: Disney Adults, Peri or Plain Stupid & a Surprise Funeral
On this week's Totally Extra: Crumble might be the Lu'd predicted fourth child, Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers, and grown adults in Disney dress-up are fundamentally wrong.Plus, we're crowdfunding to stuff David Attenborough, "Peri or Plain Stupid?" launches with a woman who forgot her car, the winner of Challenge Luanna's best fart, a surprising reason for rebooking a holiday resort, and a
'Now That's What I Call Luisa!'
On this week's LuAnna: Summer holidays, sun-induced horniness, Lu's 40th theme is revealed (it's a belter) and we're booking acts LIVE — John from S Club has replied within minutes, Duncan from Blue has been contacted, and Andrew once babysat B*witched so that's basically confirmed. Elsewhere, Lu got sloshed at a vineyard, Imo's been clocked in a pub near Peter Andre's Co-op, and Anna reccos the s
TOTALLY EXTRA: "We Are Sitting On A Potential Gold Mine" - Penis Reviews, "Holibobs" & Stealth Pad Changes
On this week's Totally Extra: We're banning "hollibobs" and a man paid £14 for two bags of crisps and a water at Stansted - daylight robbery!Plus, a woman is paying her mortgage writing paragraph-length penis reviews, there's a limescale kettle Petty Polly for the office prick, a woman tried a sexy surprise and her boyfriend has been left literally scarred, the summer sex tally update (Anna traded
'He went in as a Powder Puff and came out as a skinned Greyhound'
On this week's LuAnna: Bonnes vacances! We're in our holiday era, Lu's in Saint-Tropez with Crumble, Anna’s heading to Sicily imminently and both are shite at French. (I know Sicily is in Italy tyvm). Anna’s finally moved into the renovated granny pad, Crumble’s had a nightmare at the dog groomers and the girls are producer-less as wine tasting > recording at sociable hours.Plus, the extra seat
TOTALLY EXTRA: Frozen Mango Wine, Greta Thunberg & How much would you charge for a**l?
On this week's Totally Extra: Happy birthday Anna! Tesco Susan's been there since '87, Lu's not Greta Thunberg's biggest fan, Imo sets a fart challenge, and we're introduced to Gary the brown dog. Plus, the brand new-ish try something fun time takes the pod a bit sideways, misheard Cher lyrics, we find out if lesbians do anal, Jamie gets lovely dad reassurance about bathing with his daughter, and
'Would you not just go and steal a baby?'
On this week's LuAnna: We do a proper deep dive on Sweet Bobby and Maternal Instinct! It's Anna's 45th birthday week, she's off to Sicily, and Lu immediately hijacks the chat to crowdsource a theme for her 40th next June (let us know if you can beat Rivals). Imo delivers the most satisfyingly perfect travel story ever told and Lu's still ranting about Ryanair.Plus, ranked showers, a sentimental Ha
TOTALLY EXTRA: Baguette vs Naan, A Sugar Daddy Dilemma & Lee Andrews' Cameo
On this week's Totally Extra: The great baguette vs naan throwing debate kicks off, "We're Gagging For It" returns with the most chaotic things you've done trying to be sexy, and we've tried and failed to get a Lee Andrews Cameo because it seems he's at max capass. Plus, partner wind-ups, a proper sugar daddy dilemma from a primary school teacher, a petty Polly for a wine snob uncle, two belting j
"Nearly arrested at Marrakech Airport over a Ryanair suitcase"
On this week's LuAnna: The Mexican Batman duct taping bike thieves to lampposts and giving Lu vigilante ideation, the Take That live show that Anna loved, Lu nearly gets arrested at Marrakech airport after refusing to move from the Ryanair desk over a 2-kilo empty suitcase and Celebs Go Dating wins an award.Plus, Did Lu ever smuggled smoke cannons out the country? A touching podcast recco featurin
TOTALLY EXTRA: Backdoor Poetry, PlayStation Icks & A Midwife's Worst Words
On this week's Totally Extra: Our Feeld agent returns with an ode to her backside read at a wedding, we’re whispering things into our partners’ phones for some targeted ad revenge, we’ve got the PlayStation ick, a bellend midwife at birth, a call for sugar free antibiotics to be outlawed for kids and the toilet brush vs poo stick debate.It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extr
'I hate Oat Milk and I don't get why everyone loves it'
On this week's LuAnna: Anna befriended an 84-year-old Nobel-adjacent professor on Ryanair, Lu's refusing to go to her daughter's school performance because she's got other shit to do, and we launch "I Said What I Said" where Anna hates oat milk, Imo hates the film Elf and we're saying it with our chests.Plus, booking ghost plane seats, Aldi's £6.99 knockoff Aperol, a turd that grounded a 737, Anna
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pencil D*ck vs Projectile Vomit, Mini Cheddar Ice Cream & a Cruising Confession
On this week's Totally Extra: Anna fed Alex fly eggs in a salad and said nothing, Imo debuts Try Something Fun Time with a blind ice cream tasting (sorry about the ASMR), someone sh*t in a kettle AND a toaster on a building site, a witch curse hypothetical, a man who met someone unexpected in a cruising forest at midnight, and Eileen from NYC has a beautiful yet raunchy tribute for her late sister
'She's been eating raw chicken since childhood!'
On this week's LuAnna: It's boiling, Lu threw Dixchella for Dixie's 16th with 110 teens and a rodeo bull and is planning to smuggle smoke cannons to Morocco for a horseback photoshoot, and Anna's finally moving into her finished reno within days! After YEARS of hearing about it, we all can't wait.Plus, a pegging confession, we get a bit hot under the collar listening to a Feeld story, a marriage t
TOTALLY EXTRA: Toothpaste wars, Lu's 3-Hour Fart Session & the Cucumber that went back in the Fridge
On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's '96 girl band photo gets compared to The Grinch (they’re not wrong), a listener stole foxglove seeds from Buck Pal, listener Sophie's podcast played the vibrator sharing episode to the car wash men, a smear test pube-pulling PSA, 13 women crop-dusting a Ryanair flight, a 19-year-old fart fetishist, and Lu plays the audio of Andrew begging her to stop farting an
'She's the prostitute, but she's the wife. It's genius.'
On this week's LuAnna: we're back to business with a late night record for Anna and Lu, Lu fresh off a plane from Spain, and Anna fresh from being exposed on the loo in from of 12 self checkouts in the supermarket (thanks Elle). Dixie's about to turn 16 and we're reminiscing the good old days of smokes behind school and Anna's memorable first day at senior school.Plus, the UK social media ban for
TOTALLY EXTRA: Merging Lane Fury, Voice Note Of The Year & Words You've Been Saying Wrong
On this week's Totally Extra: We're giving Zissbags a little bit more time to recover from the ailment of the yeaaaaaar, but never fear, we'd never leave our Lufannians high and dry. Here's some more of our favourite totally extra, totally and completely Luanna moments. And we will be back with you on Monday!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonse
'It's the ailment of the year'
On this week's Luanna: It's finally happened. After 8 years of Luanna (including two of the podcast that shall not be named), the tramadol era, the broken back and more, Luanna is off sick. But don't fear, Anna has hand selected some of the best, most outrageous and laugh out loud moments to keep the rants, bants and explicit content at your door! We'll see you next week xxLuAnna: The Podcast is a
TOTALLY EXTRA: Nippy Nippy, Password Hacking & One And Done
On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's full taken up the hunting Tesco name badges for long-service staff hobby, Lu's confessing to some poetry theft, whatever 'Nippy Nippy' is, a misheard lyric that's basically incest, the teacher gift debate, and confessions involving hacking a classmate's computer and a 43-year-old bogey eater. Enjoy your lunch.It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra ra
'I even thought about getting pregnant again!'
On this week's LuAnna: Lu nearly got her head microwaved in an MRI thanks to her hair extensions, Anna's fawning over Joe Wilkinson and reminisces about the doctor that almost made her want to get pregnant again and reno updates: Lu's gone coloured toilet in Dubai, and Anna's finally chipping in with a hoover.Plus, we finally get round to giving the full Celebrity Traitors cast rundown and pitch o
TOTALLY EXTRA: Gross Pillow Pranks, Naked Campaigns & Vinted Payback
On this week’s Totally Extra: There’s more petty crime at the supermarket, a listener sends in a truly vile pillow revenge story involving post-sex cock wiping, there’s rage over the M42, praise for using up every last drop of moisturiser, and the girls end up planning a fully nude Luanna Christmas calendar before diving into wild confessions about nappies and a secret wardrobe sale.It’s time to g
" How could explain that I was not about to do something really weird and criminal?!"
On this week’s LuAnna: Anna reports back from a ridiculously posh run of events including Buckingham Palace with Al and his “Nigel Farage umbrella”, and a trip to Chelsea Flower Show with Papa P, where they stumble across pussypump bushes in the Lovehoney garden. And, it’s Lu’s birthday week and she's spending it gallivanting around Europe for mysterious horse-related reasons that she’s still not
TOTALLY EXTRA: Turtle Soup Trauma, Stinky Lunches & Banana Confessions
On this week’s Totally Extra: Dads traumatising daughters for a good story, "good" babies, there’s petty workplace revenge against a sexist colleague with a stinking lunch, group sex toy usage, a period cup in a hotel confession and some extremely creative things being shoved up vaginas as a teenager.It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and
EXTRA HOT: WHERE IS LEE ANDREWS?!
On this Extra Hot episode: The girls dive headfirst into the wild Katie Price and Lee Andrews saga. From a whirlwind wedding to van FaceTimes and travel ban chaos, this one has truly gripped the nation, Lu's been on the ground keeping an eye out for Lee in Dubai and is he in jail?!We chat the identical engagement setup, the travel ban rumours, the increasingly unbelievable excuses about why Lee ca
'Fergie is P Diddy's Side Piece?!?"
On this week’s LuAnna: it’s another Bank Holiday, nobody’s working, and Lu has gone full proud mum because Crumble has officially graduated dog training with a medal. Anna, meanwhile, reckons she may be on the road to an MBE after a truly surreal career high at The King’s Trust Awards at the Royal Albert Hall, where she somehow ended up offering an antihistamine to the Queen.Plus, there’s listener
TOTALLY EXTRA: MH370 Mysteries, Hidden Snakes & Cousin Kiss Drama
On this week’s Totally Extra: the girls talk ageing, feeling uncool and the moment you realise the kids’ slang has officially left you behind, one listener shares an unhinged petty revenge story involving chilli oil and stolen lube, another finds an unwelcome house guest living in her house for days, there's a morally questionable marketing confession and a cousin sleepover that takes a very unexp
'I really don’t think that we should have free speech'
On this week’s LuAnna: the girls debrief the full Gladiators live experience after heading to Birmingham in full matching kits, which left both of them absolutely broken for days. Anna also gives us the lowdown from the BAFTAs, including a deeply uncomfortable celebrity hover around Lucy Punch, and Lu is thrown into a spiral after a new employee guesses she’s 45.Plus we finally get properly stuck
TOTALLY EXTRA: Anna- Woman of the People, Parcel Parcel & a Secret Sugarbaby
On this week’s Totally Extra: We chat the weird little joys in life including saxophone covers, bottle banks and perfectly fitting Vinted trousers, one listener shares a grimly funny “meat and sauce in the toilet” story while another gets glorious revenge on nightmare housemates with grass seed, Anna is definitely not 'of the people' and a listener is haunted by the middle name her husband chose f
' This is probably one of the most shocking and horrible stories we've ever received'
On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are in full matching Gladiators kits and heading off to Birmingham for the live experience, equipped with gloves, a dicky neck, a dicky ankle and a lot of bravado. Will Anna's sessions with Lilia come good? Also, Lu is raging after yet another parking ticket saga, this time involving her dad, and we give advice to a listener working in a deeply misogynistic environ
TOTALLY EXTRA: Feeld Hook-Ups, Driveway Rage & Conspiracy Theories
On this week’s Totally Extra: One listener leaves her cheating husband and launches herself into a full-blown sexploration featuring pegging, beehives and a man in red pants, the girls tackle parking wars, shit gifts and whether it’s selfish to stop at one child, and a husband more worried about his mum’s roast lamb than the birth of his child.It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rant
'You cannot be tried on your morals, everybody's morals are different!'
On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are hanging after a night at Sam Faiers’ launch, where they battled cheap rosé, a terrifying glass lift and a mission to meet actual Spice Girl Mel B. Anna gives us the full debrief from her trip to Parliament, including the low down on the loos and Lu decides she's going to become an MP.Plus, a listener dilemma about whether love can come back after betrayal, a me
TOTALLY EXTRA: Fullfrontal Overshares, Parent Bay Revenge & A Family Friend on Grindr
On this week’s Totally Extra: one listener’s medical panic leads to an extremely unfortunate camera roll reveal in front of her son, a mother and child parking bay abuser gets called out, Luanna are potentially launching a fart orchestra, hayfever's giving us the ick and finding a “straight” family friend on Grindr.It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories
'I'm bum clenching...this is really awkward!'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Lu's May half term plans are all out the window as her daughters have become full-blown entrepreneurs, launching their own pony camp and cheer camp with the help of ChatGPT, Anna has an unexpected run-in with the lawyer working on th
TOTALLY EXTRA: Stonehenge, Twin Penises & a Very Bad Taste Test
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: there’s more wild twin chat including synchronised periods, telepathy and the all-important question of whether identical t
'Parents need to take responsibility!'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s BUMPER LuAnna: Lu and Anna start an MP jingle business, Lu isn't keen on team sports, Anna's brought us all special gifts, we're offering advice to a mum with major mum guilt and hear about possibly the worst 3rd date ever.Plus, we get into
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pride Revenge, Birth Gunk Bins & A Hotel Room Poo Disaster
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a listener accidentally covers her cat in poo, there’s a rant about kids’ clothes laundry, the girls celebrate the genius o
"Leave the Moon alone!'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Lu kicks off with a full-scale rant about airport parkers near Stansted, the girls chat sunshine and school holidays, and Anna shares a moving tribute to her friend Mel Schilling and the life lesson she took from her.Plus, Crumble ge
TOTALLY EXTRA: Sugar Judgement, Death Row Meals & Sucking up Farts
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a glassblowing lift-share is ruined by the wrong Luanna episode auto-playing at the worst possible moment, the team get int
'I think Christmas should be at the end of January'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: We love a hymn, why Easter might actually beat Christmas, Anna has another interesting massage, Lu brings an air fryer banana breakfast reco, and a beach encounter story ends in total humiliation.Plus, a listener writes in with a rel
TOTALLY EXTRA: Soiled Sunflowers, P*ssy pumps & Car Park Snacks
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a Grandad gets smacked in the face with a very adult toy, supermarket car park snack people are celebrated, husbands are pu
'Just call me Luisa the hypocrite'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: A tangent about languages, bilingual kids and why speaking only English suddenly feels a bit embarrassing, Lu's decorators strike again, Imo's stalking Gordon Ramsay, and Anna's into history.Plus, an iPad confession, a listener write
TOTALLY EXTRA: Fizzy milk, Moon Cup Spillages & a Secret CenterParcs Operation.
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a homemade porn discovery, ruining a husband’s coffee, Anna gets hooked on Among Us while pretending it’s “not appropriate”
'Never has chlamydia felt so good'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The girls reminisce about the feral glory days of clubbing, a family lunch descends into diarrhoea songs, there's a fake birthday for Enzo, a near A&E trip after a trip to the park, and a friend's terrifying cancer diagnosis turn
TOTALLY EXTRA: Banging a Donkey, A Glass Cola Bottle Accident & Eating Nana
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a gorgeous first-kiss love story 20 years in the making, nail varnish in someone’s nachos, another bin story involving a £5
EXTRA HOT: What Louis Theroux’s Manosphere LEFT OUT!
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it.On this episode, Anna and Lu get real about Louis Theroux's shocking new Netflix documentary Inside the
"I'm celebrating that he's died"
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: The girls record from Global HQ, Lu is back from Dubai and gives a candid update, we get into the chaos of media narratives, a juicy listener dilemma involving a fresh divorce and a very flirty female best friend, and the recco secco
TOTALLY EXTRA: Stretch and Seal, Swearing in front of Grandma & a Dental Nurse Confession
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Savage petty revenge, a child rolling around in human ashes, sweary kids exposing their parents, a properly creepy ghost st
'He left his wife for his own mother!'
**Please note this episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle East.BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Anna shares that the finish line for the “granny pad” reno is finally in sight, Lu suffers a deeply humiliating barre-class queef, and we hear ab
TOTALLY EXTRA: Mum in the Bath, The Jacky P Debate & A Sims Sadist
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.NOTE: This episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle EastOn this week’s Totally Extra: A mum and son getting far too intimate, two
'Unless there’s a dead body in the bin. I’m not interested'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Two WiFi engineers get into an actual barney in Lu’s Dubai house, bins are back in the chat (to Bec's disdain), Katherine Ryan’s facelift has Lu eyeing up York for a little “preventative tweak”, and a devastating update on Enzo’s fis
TOTALLY EXTRA: Theatre Etiquette, Binfluencing & An Angry Pirate
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Theatre etiquette, binfluencing is taking off, an ode to the facebook group, an avocado cutter a few days too late, an angr
EXTRA HOT: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor ARRESTED!
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it.On this first episode, the girls gather for an emergency episode as the news broke that the Former Princ
'I want to know... Did they have to diffuse it UP HIS A**?!'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: leap years are officially cancelled, Anna reveals her intense encounter with broadcasting royalty Sir Trevor McDonald (including future death-post planning), and Lu is forced into a full financial intervention after Andrew discovers
TOTALLY EXTRA: P*ssy Palace, The WORST First Kiss & Dad's liking Bonnie Blue
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Getting a scouring pad for Christmas, being called into the Head's office cause your daughter's been singing about p*ssies,
'If you were on the jury, what would your verdict have been?'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Becs gets her first bit of hate, Anna's being a fart-hypocrite in Tenerife, Lu's being "Miss Markle" (read Marple) in Dubai, there's a phallic icecream, a story about giving a blowie to Darth Vader and we talk about if politics is wo
TOTALLY EXTRA: Body Counts, Videocalls in the Changing room & a Special Hedgehog
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Videocalls in the changing room, constant food deliveries to the wrong house, unintentionally working for M&S, body cou
'How dare they experiment with somebody like this?'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: the girls tackle dry winter bodies, reveal summer holiday plans, Anna becomes the new poster girl for HRT, a listener faces some red flags around money and power in her relationship and the most memorable Valentine's story involving
TOTALLY EXTRA: Scrub Daddies, "Homemade" Brownies & Liquid Fingers
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: a Scrub Daddy that’s been gifted for three years straight, a PSA on how to flush a toilet with a bucket, learner drivers cr
'My 97 year old Granddad had erection gel in his bedside table'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: the girls record in their PJs after a sleepover, the start of our OnlyFeet content, Lu reveals her very bougie plans for her 40th in St Barths (kids very much not invited) and Anna shares what might be her lowest-ever moment involvin
TOTALLY EXTRA: Naked for 3 Seconds, Itchy Revenge & A Shower Hose Session
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Washing a kids blanket out of revenge, the return of rate my fart, a nude vs butt plug would you rather, knowing about an a
'I think he's basically an entitled little f***er'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Anna's back on Celebs Go Dating, Lu's missing her little Crumble and is getting into her dog mum era, Anna can't do Year 4 maths, Imo's defending cryptic crosswords and Anna's trying to make 'binfluencing' a thing.Plus, cuddling your
TOTALLY EXTRA: Auntie Cl*t, Favourite Birds & Straddling the Kitchen Sink
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: Break lights, a wall paper petty polly, an old lass flapping a tit out, favourite birds, auntie clit, we text our other hal
'They don't do enough!'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Our Becks is engaged, we chat weddings, Luanna taking on the Gladiators, Lu's obsession with her new pup, advice for a lady at a big crossroads in her relationship and when kids say the funniest things.Plus, the Grok AI debacle, a pu
TOTALLY EXTRA: First Snogs, Tampon Hiding & A Shock for a Midwife
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.On this week’s Totally Extra: A mum who's a bit too close for comfort, Anna's alternative name, showing your fanny to your midwife by accident, first sno
'I don't know how I feel about this...'
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.On this week’s LuAnna: Reno updates, a double reco seco for all those in need of organisation in their lives, a wedgie injury from a horse called Pussy, self esteem help and when your child shows their teacher your backside.Plus, scrapping jury trials, Kat
