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LuAnna: The Podcast

LuAnna: The Podcast

Global 674 Episodes Oct 22, 2026

LuAnna: The Podcast is hosted by Luisa Zissman and Anna Williamson, who discuss topical stories of the week with no-holds-barred rants, chats, and bants. The show encourages listeners to share their own stories and opinions, emphasizing that there is no such thing as too much information. It is produced by Global, a UK-based media company.

Episodes

The grimmest cleaning job we've ever had sent in. All hail the Marigolds.
The grimmest cleaning job we've ever had sent in. All hail the Marigolds. Oct 22, 2026 21:15 On this week's Totally Extra: dumped on the spot and nicknamed forever over a bad back, Bio-Oil and a roast dinner in a muggy house, and a wife who locked the door knowing her husband was desperate for a sh*te.Plus: a cleaners dilemma involving a 15 year old's bathroom and some marigolds, the airport expert rant you'll relate to, a three-year-old's devastating one liner, a wiping technique questio
'I will always defend your right to have an opinion' | LuAnna on Podcaster Backlash & Being Cancelled
'I will always defend your right to have an opinion' | LuAnna on Podcaster Backlash & Being Cancelled Oct 19, 2026 01:04:15 On this week's LuAnna: Should Podcasters be bold and stand behind what they say? Or is deleting content once you’re called out, ok? Do apology posts ever go down well? We share our opinions on other people’s opinions.Plus: The woman who lost her bikini bottoms to a lazy river, the impact the pod can have on a small business, two serious listener messages handled with real care, counting thrusts an
She dropped by UNANNOUNCED and found Big Barry!
She dropped by UNANNOUNCED and found Big Barry! Oct 15, 2026 24:50 On this episode: Lu wants a nose job and nobody's having it, Audrey's five months postpartum and wondering if hating your husband a bit is normal (it is), a petrol station rant you’ll be nodding at and WHY don’t men ask the important questions?!Plus: dumped over eczema cream, a boat debate that cannot be settled, a woman who wet herself in a Magaluf water slide queue out of pure spite, a bellend a
'Do I tell my partner there's a chance he's not the Father?'
'Do I tell my partner there's a chance he's not the Father?' Oct 12, 2026 53:42 On this week's LuAnna: Luisa stayed up till 3am laughing at TikTok and nearly got her phone confiscated, Anna's 11 years married and would redo the whole wedding, and a listener has a 30 year old secret she's wondering whether to tell. Plus: the 50p game injury you'll wince at, Dave's farewell scrapbook with a memento from a first date taped in, a change to bereavement leave covering early pregnan
He paid £3 a minute to talk about gunge!!
He paid £3 a minute to talk about gunge!! Oct 8, 2026 21:21 On this ep: pre-Only Fans cam girl tales, the ex who got a £20 voucher in a £50 box, the £30 gift card Anna accidentally paid £2 for, and the Tesco lorry puns you'll now spot on every motorway.Plus: A husband who wraps his towel round his chest, the snack drawer trick for mums, a woman mistaken for blind at Centre Parcs, a voice note apology to whoever was rummaging through those stones on the bea
'Why would anyone be that stupid to say they're a Traitor?'
'Why would anyone be that stupid to say they're a Traitor?' Oct 5, 2026 01:03:27 On this week's LuAnna: the hangover episode. Two shows, 48 hours ago, one near-riot of a scavenger hunt, and the listener from California who used LuAnna to get out of court…and ended up on stage by complete coincidence. After teasing you for a while… LuAnnaLand is officially announced! We’re off on tour in 2027, Manchester, Birmingham and the London Palladium, we’re coming for you. Subscribers h
We can't BELIEVE she said that on a work call!
We can't BELIEVE she said that on a work call! Oct 1, 2026 16:59 On this week's Totally Extra: It’s two days til Troxy and we’re buzzing! Listener Tanya got called both “fit” and "a granny" by two lads outside her flower shop, Nicole punishes her husband by switching off his three-grand aircon from her phone, and please stop posting happy birthday stories on Instagram, especially to the dead.Plus, Ritz crackers, the LuAnna number infiltrating minds, cat biscuit
'It wouldn't have ended this way if you'd just washed your genitals'
'It wouldn't have ended this way if you'd just washed your genitals' Sep 28, 2026 50:52 On this week's LuAnna: Anna’s uncouth moment in a box at the Royal Albert Hall, Lu’s sent her pooch off to bootcamp and it’s Troxy week! We’re so excited to meet a tonne of you and look out… something big is coming very soon. Make sure you get yourselves on our subscriber list at everythingluanna.com if you want to be the first in the know. Plus, pheromone maxing, a five day fart retreat, drinking
She spent her Nan's Inheritance on WHAT?!
She spent her Nan's Inheritance on WHAT?! Sep 24, 2026 26:09 On this week's Totally Extra: a MASSIVE apology for the sweet eating. We're aware it's gross. Troxy shoutouts are open for a final week and we're getting excited and the english language takes a hit as Luisa takes on the word "slovenly".Plus, being dumped on sight over a blue leather jacket, a husband who favoured a bath over tending to his wife in labour, a nan's inheritance lost in one night, an
'Just put Pony on my funeral playlist'
'Just put Pony on my funeral playlist' Sep 21, 2026 56:36 On this week’s LuAnna: It’s just Lu and Anna as Imo’s off living her best life in Grecoland, Lu’s got the shits, and we’re asking the important questions… when you’re on holiday in a family suite, are you shagging?! Plus, the Celine Dion Paris trip of dreams, conquering the Eurostar tunnel, a very French comeback queen and the one thing that absolutely killed our vibe at the concert.We’re talking
'I would do a**l for a saddle!' Plus cheesy foot nachos & the vagina wall
'I would do a**l for a saddle!' Plus cheesy foot nachos & the vagina wall Sep 17, 2026 30:29 On this week's Totally Extra: A doctor stopped mid-shag to consult a medical encyclopaedia, a woman's housemate ate her peeled foot cheese, and Doris did something she’s never ever done before for a horse saddle (she wins the gifts-for-sex challenge outright).Plus, comfort shows, Challenge Luanna, a tight sphincter, a closed door debate, disposable camera confessions and an important message from
'We love the rise, but we thrive on the fall' Our take on the Isobel Lorna Controversy
'We love the rise, but we thrive on the fall' Our take on the Isobel Lorna Controversy Sep 14, 2026 01:06:44 On this week's LuAnna: Our take on the Isobel Lorna ‘Agende’ debate online - is it alright to charge £300 for a Filofax? AND parents left fuming after their kids were turned away from the KATSEYE’s tour. We turn 8, can’t wait to hear all about the girls’ Paris trip i.e Saggy Sex and the City and Imo reveals her sexual awakening was Joan Collins in Joseph and his technicolour dreamboat.Plus, Anna's

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