My Dad Wrote A Porno
Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.
Episodes
S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E8 - 'The Chalet' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E7 - 'The Tombola' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. This time, Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential BIG American client, Jim Stirling... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. It's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this episode, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E2 - 'The Leather Room' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1E1 - 'The Job Interview' REMASTERED
To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Nine
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at some of the "sexiest" moments from the series. Spoiler: It's not sexy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Eight
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at the funniest stories about the man, the myth, the legend, and the author Mr. Rocky Flintstone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Seven
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang reminisce about the astonishing range, breadth and questionable quality of the voices and accents in 'Belinda Blinked'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Six
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang get festive looking back at the Christmas specials... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Five
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, it's a starry line-up as the gang look back at their favourite Footnotes guests featuring Dame Emma Thompson, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dan Levy, Michael Sheen, Nicholas Hoult, Hayley Atwell, Jessie Ware, Elijah Wood, Joe Lycett, Daisy Ridley, Josh Groban, Rachel Bloom, George Ezra, Thomas Middleditch, Stephen Man
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Four
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, the gang looked back at times they just couldn't hold it together when reading Rocky's supposedly sexy prose. Expect A LOT of squawking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Three
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share funny stories about coming-of-age through their teenage, university and early London lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Two
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang look back on their funniest sex, relationship and body stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part One
Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share stories about their weird childhoods. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Rocky Flintstone Revealed
Hold on to your pomegranates! In a world exclusive, Rocky Flintstone joins Jamie, Alice and James on mic for the very first time. Expect laughs, revelations and a lot of chat about cement. Why not join Rocky on his own podcast RockyFlintstoneUnleashed Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Finale - Part 2
Pull on your black thongs as a mark of respect and join Jamie, Alice and James as they bid a fond farewell to Belinda... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Finale Footnotes: Send Offs, Surprises & Songs
Jamie, Alice and James hear your emails and voicemails before giving one Belinker the surprise of their life in a MDWAP first! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Finale - Part 1
It's the beginning of the end. After six books and over 430 million downloads, Jamie, Alice and James gather round the kitchen table once more to read the first part of the 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' finale. Belinda gathers her friends, colleagues and lovers as she bids a fond farewell to Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We have some news...
All bad porn must come to an end. The podcast will be coming to a close with two finale episodes plus a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr Rocky Flintstone. This show has been an absolute dream to make and has surpassed all of our expectations and we couldn’t have done it without you, the Belinkers. Thank you for everything! Whilst this is the end of the podcast, it is not the end of Belinda. Watch
My Dad Wrote A History Hit
To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Best Of Book Six
Jamie, James and Alice look back at some of the highs and considerable lows of book six in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part Two
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part One
Jamie, Alice and James record part one of Rocky's annual festive special at London's iconic Abbey Road Studios to celebrate their 90th birthday. Belinda begins preparations for Steele's Pots and Pans pantomime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S6E10 - 'The Winner Takes It All'
Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract
Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree'
Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Dialect Coach
Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry'
Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Show and Tell
To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S6E7 - 'HS2'
Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?
July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'
Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2
Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'
Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Samara Weaving
Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S6E4 - 'Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks'
The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Understanding The "Timeline"
To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "timeline" so far, flaws and all. You can see Cian's very impressive timeline breakdown in full at https://www.belindablumenthal.business/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S6E3 - 'Hard As The Rocks'
Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Feet
Prompted by this week's chapter, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as looking back at the reaction to the first two episodes of season six. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S6E2 - 'The Flying Doctor'
Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 5
Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S6E1 - 'Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust'
Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous heroine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Best of Book Five
Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two
In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One
Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha
As a Christmas Day treat, spoof agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and relationship dilemmas. WARNING - Do not follow this advice. It's all a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4
Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'
In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Finale Predictions
Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nuts as Rocky Flintstone... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'
In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Your Sex Stories
After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q'
Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: G'day Belinda!
Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin''
Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Dan Levy
Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty'
Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Calling Belinkers
Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E8 - 'M's The Word'
Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too
Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and gives us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan. Her own podcast for children aged 6 years to 12 years SuperSleuthsStoryClub is well worth a listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof'
Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Learning German
In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower'
Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Josh Groban
Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E5 - 'Smiffy'
Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again
Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;'
Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda
The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick Van Dyke. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E3 - 'The Safe House'
Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4
You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'
The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: In Memoriam
Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E1 - 'The Aftermath'
Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
