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Touching Grass

Touching Grass

The New World 9 Episodes Jul 21, 2026

In online culture, to tell someone to touch grass is an encouragement to get off their screen and get back in touch with reality. In this podcast, The New World's Gen Z-er Lucy Reade and Millennial James Ball try to explain what's happening on the internet to people with much healthier lives - and each other. Expect confusing discourse, culture wars and bizarre influencer scandals.

Episodes

The worst Odyssey reactions and the Washington Post’s very bad YouTube channel
The worst Odyssey reactions and the Washington Post’s very bad YouTube channel Jul 21, 2026 42:20 Welcome to Touching Grass, where two extremely online people attempt to explain internet discourse to people sensible enough to spend their time offline. This week Lucy Reade unpacks the very worst online reactions to Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, and James Ball introduces us to the Washington Post’s very bad YouTube channel.Odyssey posts:https://x.com/MattWalshBlog/status/2079385765402833029?s
Minions, God and AI climate anxiety
Minions, God and AI climate anxiety Jul 14, 2026 39:46 Welcome to Touching Grass, where two extremely online people attempt to explain internet discourse to people sensible enough to spend their time offline. This week James Ball manages to link the new Minions movie to questioning the meaning of God, and Lucy Reade discusses how climate anxiety around AI might be more of a moral panic than we think.Minions links:https://x.com/raissaverso/status/20524
Taylor Swift's wedding and the latest BookTok drama
Taylor Swift's wedding and the latest BookTok drama Jul 7, 2026 45:05 Welcome to Touching Grass, where two extremely online people attempt to explain internet discourse to people sensible enough to spend their time offline. This week Lucy Reade and James Ball talk about the highly controversial wedding of global megastar Taylor Swift, as well as the latest BookTok drama.Taylor Swift links:https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15956673/Taylor-Swift-tacky-weddin
Chargebacks and time blindness
Chargebacks and time blindness Jun 30, 2026 37:57 Welcome to Touching Grass, where two extremely online people attempt to explain internet discourse to people sensible enough to spend their time offline. In this week’s episode, James Ball delves into the terrible TikTok advice on how to commit credit card fraud via chargeback, and Lucy Reade unpacks the internet discourse surrounding whether perpetual lateness is a moral failing or a disability.C
Starmtroopers over here, Looksmaxxers over there
Starmtroopers over here, Looksmaxxers over there Jun 23, 2026 33:34 Welcome to Touching Grass, where two extremely online people attempt to explain internet discourse to people sensible enough to spend their time offline. This week, Lucy Reade tells us about the cult of the Starmtroopers and how they’re coping with the prime minister’s departure, while James Ball discusses why the online Looksmaxxers need some serious lessons in biology.Links to Starmtrooper posts
Should the UK government be banning social media for under-16s?
Should the UK government be banning social media for under-16s? Jun 16, 2026 44:37 Welcome to Touching Grass, where two extremely online people attempt to explain internet discourse to people sensible enough to spend their time offline. This week is A Very Special Episode ™️, as Lucy Reade and James Ball discuss the recent UK government announcement that social media will be banned for under-16s.Presented by James Ball and Lucy ReadeProduced by Matt WithersSubscribe to The New W
Phone bans at concerts, and Pattie Gonia v Patagonia
Phone bans at concerts, and Pattie Gonia v Patagonia Jun 9, 2026 45:03 Welcome to Touching Grass, where two extremely online people attempt to explain internet discourse to people sensible enough to spend their time offline. This week, Lucy Reade and James Ball argue over phone-free concerts, as well as discuss the age-old story of the evil multinational corporation taking on the plucky independent creator… or is there more to the story than meets the eye?Links to Ti
Crying on LinkedIn and the latest Bonnie Blue controversy
Crying on LinkedIn and the latest Bonnie Blue controversy Jun 2, 2026 45:33 CONTENT WARNING: The second half of this podcast contains content of an adult nature - you may want to switch to headphones if listening in a room with children.Welcome to Touching Grass, where two extremely online people attempt to explain internet discourse to people sensible enough to spend their time offline. This week, James Ball explores the latest LinkedIn phenomenon: people publicly sharin
Can you fall in love with AI, and the great UK v US food debate
Can you fall in love with AI, and the great UK v US food debate May 26, 2026 39:03 Welcome to Touching Grass, where two extremely online people attempt to explain internet discourse to those sensible enough to spend their time offline. This week, Lucy Reade unpacks what happens to people in love with AI when their chatbots’ coding is changed, and the rise of AI relationships among younger generations, while James Ball has accidentally waded into the great UK vs US debate on
The fascist video game row, and why are teens obsessed with New Labour politicians?
The fascist video game row, and why are teens obsessed with New Labour politicians? May 19, 2026 40:22 Welcome to Touching Grass, where two extremely online people attempt to explain internet discourse to people sensible enough to spend their time offline. This week, James Ball dives into the debate over whether video games can be fascist, while Lucy Reade unpacks the baffling teen obsession with New Labour politicians – and their love lives. Links from the episode:Links to full Mass Effect th
Touching Grass - Coming Soon
Touching Grass - Coming Soon May 15, 2026 1:24 Welcome to Touching Grass, the new podcast on online culture from The New World.Telling someone to 'touch grass' means they need to get off their screen and get back in touch with reality - an insult which has been levelled many times at Lucy Reade and James Ball. This podcast is essentially two people who spend way too much time on the internet trying to explain what's going on there to people wi

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