A podcast by Jess Tedds and Zoe Quinn, two best friends with opposing opinions, who share relatable and hilarious life stories, recommendations, rants, listener dilemmas, and important conversations with industry experts. Listeners can send in what's been a lot on their plate to the show's email. The podcast also offers extra weekly episodes, vlogs, group chats, giveaways, and early access to events via Patreon.
Episodes
Friendship Breakups, Feeling Lonely & Knowing When To Walk Away
This week we're catching up on our Halloween weekends, recent food finds and a very productive Sunday, plus introducing another 10 lovely businesses joining us at our Christmas Market!Then we're getting into your friendship dilemmas. One listener has been completely cut off by a friend she went out of her way to help, while another is struggling with loneliness and feeling unsupported by t
How To Manifest Confidence, Gleneagles Embarrassment & Christmas Market Teaser!
Hey piggies 🐷💖 We've got lots to catch up on this week, starting with our Christmas Market selling out! We're sharing some exciting updates and giving you a sneak peek at a few of the lovely businesses joining us this year. We've also been out and about, from afternoon tea at Gleneagles and festive drinks in Edinburgh to some new Glasgow food spots. Plus, we're chatting about our v
A Lot In Your Cauldron: From Ghosts to Ghosting
Hey piggies 🐷👻 It's our Halloween episode and things are getting spooky!We're having a catch up on our latest Glasgow nights out, some brutal hangovers and everything we've been watching lately.Then we're diving into your real-life ghost stories… from haunted hotels and mysterious visitors to things that simply can't be explained, we're diving into the paranormal. 👀Then it’
The Copycat Ex-Wife, Exploring Sexuality & Glasgow Favourites
This week we're having a big old catch up, from birthday celebrations and presents to a lovely day out at Loch Lomond, plus plenty of Glasgow food and drink recommendations, including our favourite spots to visit before a gig at the Hydro!We're also chatting about taking big leaps in life, celebrating 10 years since Jess moved to Scotland, and everything we've been watching lately.Then
Petty Revenge, Movie Reviews & Finding Love Offline
This week we're having a big old catch up, from feeling a little overwhelmed with life lately to everything we've been watching, including The Traitors, The Gentlemen and some of the highest-rated films of all time.We've also got some food recommendations, birthday celebrations and a conversation about dating in your 30s and meeting people without the apps. Could an A Lot On Your Plate
Zoe Turned 30! Paris, Budapest & Birthday Surprises
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're catching up after a VERY busy few weeks, including Zoe officially entering her 30s! We're chatting birthday celebrations, presents and the very special Cartier purchase she made to mark the occasion.We've also got two travel debriefs for you, with Zoe sharing everything she got up to in Paris, from Moulin Rouge and Disneyland to where she ate and shopped,
Our Ultimate Beauty List, Single In Your 30s & Should I Tell His Fiancée?
This week we're finally sharing our ultimate beauty list! From hairdressers, nail techs and facialists to aesthetics, massages, hair removal and everything in between, we're going head to toe with the people and places we always use and recommend. And don't worry, we'll be putting the full list with all the links in the newsletter too 💌Then we get into your stories and dilemmas, in
Is My Best Friend Cutting Me Out?
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're back from the South of France and giving you the full girls' trip debrief, from dancing on pianos and our favourite spots to having a reservation bumped for a famous guest…We also have a VERY exciting pay pig update after one of you took inspo from our listener story and somehow ended up £500 richer 👀Then we get into your dilemma about a 10-year friendship that's sta
Autumn Fashion & Our Pre-Holiday Glow Up
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're getting ready for our girls trip to the South of France, so naturally we're talking outfits, beauty appointments and everything we're doing before we go!We're also sharing our thoughts on the biggest autumn/winter trends we're seeing everywhere right now, from chocolate brown and burgundy to suede, animal print, barrel-leg trousers and ballet flats.Plus, we're catchi
Dating In Your 30s, Paternity Leave & Lazy Girl Confessions
This week we're having a biiiig old catch up! Surprise engagements, last-minute trips to London and some exciting birthday month plans!We also get into dating in your 30s and why being single looks very different for women now, the campaign for better paternity leave in the UK, and a handy childcare tip for Scottish parents.Links and Codes below:Campaign for better Paternity Leave:(@dadshiftUK / &
A Stranger Pays Me To Insult Him
This week we're catching up on everything from Zoe's wholesome day out with the pigs and our latest Glasgow food finds to productivity hacks, heatless curls and the things we're doing to feel like we’ve got our lives together.We also hear some of the worst excuses you've ever gave or been given to get out of something.Then we get into one of the wildest listener stories we've had in a while... an
Should I Get Revenge On My Situationship?
This week we're catching up after our second Patreon event and giving all the goss from the Sephora Glasgow launch.We also chat phone-free wholesome activities, Zoe’s upcoming birthday plans, Jess's low Ferritin blood results and an update on Zoe's 30 Before 30 list.Then we get into a listener dilemma about a situationship that left her wanting revenge, and whether the best way to get your own bac
My Boyfriend Doesn't Want To Have Sex With Me
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're getting the full Marrakesh debrief from Zoz from where she stayed and ate to the incredible sunrise hot air balloon ride.We're also catching up on Jess’ kitchen reno, a very busy week ahead and a potential new podcast idea!!Then we get into your dilemmas, including a six-year relationship ending after meeting with a mortgage advisor, and what to do when your sex life
'I Bumped Into My Cheating Ex'
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're chatting home renovations, our incredible head spa experience and some of the latest celebrity gossip we are seeing online at the moment!We also get into one of your dilemmas about unexpectedly bumping into a cheating ex... and whether meeting them for a coffee is ever a good idea 👀Got a story or dilemma you'd like to share? Pop us a DM on socials or email contact@al
My Boyfriend Wants To Watch Me With Someone Else...
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're celebrating Zoe finally ticking the 10K off her 30 Before 30 list - with zero training!! We’re also sharing our latest Glasgow food recommendations and catching up on life lately.We discuss the things we genuinely think are worth spending your money on, before finishing up with a listener story about her boyfriend’s fantasies coming to life…Got a story or dilemma you
Jamie Genevieve on Motherhood, Building VIEVE & Life in Glasgow
It's the episode you've all been waiting for... we're finally sitting down with the one and only, Jamie Genevieve!Jamie takes us behind the scenes of building VIEVE into a global beauty brand while staying true to her Glasgow roots. We chat motherhood, marriage, nurturing and making friendships in your 30s, success & and the lessons she's learned along the way.We also discuss VIEVE being the o
Lazy Husbands, Overbearing In-Laws & Kitchen Reno
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're catching up on everything from Zoe’s trip to Dublin and some Glasgow recommendations to the madness of Jess’ kitchen renovations.We also chat cosmetic treatments, life updates and your dilemmas, including one mum fed up with her husband staying up all night watching the World Cup, and an overbearing mother-in-law who seriously overstepped the mark...Got a story or di
Your Most Awkward, Embarrassing And X-Rated Sex Stories
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're back with the sex episode!! We're reading your funniest, most awkward and completely unfiltered bedroom confessions...From surprise squirting to dogs with terrible timing and a kitchen mishap that definitely killed the mood, your submissions never disappoint 👀We also get into a few more wedding and hen do dramas to round off the episode!Got a story or dilemma you'd l
Navigating friendships in your 30's
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're celebrating after winning our Scottish podcast award 🥹 Thank you so much to everyone who voted and supported us, we genuinely couldn't have done it without you lovely lot!!We also catch up on life lately, from Barcelona hen dos, spa days and Glasgow food spots to health updates and all the little things we've been up to.Then we get into your dilemmas... including a l
Bridezillas, Hen Do Dramas & Wedding Wars
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're getting into all things weddings, hen dos and the huge expectations (and costs!) that come with them.From expensive destination celebrations and bridesmaid pressure to family drama and the rise of the bridezilla, we're sharing our honest thoughts on whether modern weddings have all become a bit too much 👀We also share some of our favourite money-saving tips for weddi
In-Laws, Family Politics & Expectations
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're catching up on everything that's been going on lately, including an update on Jess' police investigation, her trip to Donegal and some recent food spots we've been loving.We also chat anniversaries, Zoe's teeth journey and a show she's been desperate to see for ages.Then we get into a big conversation about family relationships, in-laws, grandparents and the expectat
A Hit And Run, Hen Do Drama & Bring Back WAGs!
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're catching up after a very eventful few days, including an incident that left Jess shaken up.We also get into celebrity gossip, social media trends and why we're officially campaigning to bring back WAG culture!Plus, we dive into your dilemmas, including friendship fallouts, wedding expectations and whether modern hen dos have gone completely over the top.Got a story o
Needy In-Laws, Swinging Stories & First Birthday Gift Ideas
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re recapping our Wellness Spread event and sharing some of our favourite moments from the day, plus a few weekend updates and local recommendations.We also chat first birthday gift ideas, what we’ve been watching lately and answer your dilemmas.From hen do dramas to in-law boundaries, swinging stories and a boy best friend situation that took years to unfold… 👀Got a sto
My Maid of Honour Ghosted Me?!
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week Zoe joins us with her first hangover of the year… We’re sharing our latest food finds, beauty favourites and some upcoming travel plans.We also get into some hilarious videos we’ve seen on TikTok recently before diving into your dilemmas.From a best friend and maid of honour disappearing without explanation to relationships ending without closure, we’re chatting frien
Top 5 Horror Stories, Spice Boys & Navigating Heartbreak
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re catching up after Jess’ holidays, from a girly trip to Barcelona to her first-ever all-inclusive family holiday in Zante ☀️We share our favourite spots and travel highlights before chatting about Zoe’s exciting new business launch and what we’ve been watching lately.Plus, inspired by a TikTok trend, we reveal our top five horror stories and pet peeves 😭 before helpin
A Feral Night Out, Swinger Stories & Podcast Awards
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re sharing some recent Glasgow favourites and hearing all about Jess’ child-free, feral night out.We chat bars, restaurants, travel prep and the struggle of packing light, before getting into what we’ve been watching lately and some relationship dilemmas from you guys.From cheating and social media boundaries to one very messy swinger story… this episode has a bit of ev
The Craziest Ex Stories We’ve Ever Heard
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we asked you to send in your craziest ex stories…We’re talking stalking, petty revenge, social media drama and toxic behaviour, plus the big question… have you ever been the crazy ex? 👀We’re also discussing what’s been a lot on our plate including holiday plans, airport stress and a career dilemma from a listener feeling stuck at work.Got a story or dilemma you’d like to s
Event Plans, London Marathon & She Copied My Wedding?!
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re sharing some very exciting news about our upcoming events, including the return of Wellness Spread at a brand new venue…We’re also catching up on life lately, from chilled weekends and family celebrations to a busy few days in London, with loads of recommendations to share.Plus we get into what we’ve been watching, upcoming concerts, and of course your stories… inclu
Is Emotional Cheating Worse Than A One Night Stand?
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re catching up after our lovely trip away to Islay. We also chat about some exciting new openings coming soon to Scotland, before getting into a big conversation about cheating, relationships and what really crosses the line.We discuss whether an emotional connection is worse than a drunken shag, and read some of your stories, from micro-cheating to catching your partne
Coachella, Toxic Exes & Postpartum Life
Hey piggies 🐷💖 We’re having a big catch-up this week, starting with Jess’ reflections on the first year of motherhood and learning to romanticise the little things in life.We also get into what we’ve been watching lately, plus our thoughts on the influencer Olympics that is Coachella.Then we dive into your stories… including a follow-up on the office affair and one of the wildest toxic ex situatio
Aliens, Serial Cheaters & Sleeping With My Boss
Anyone else obsessed with space right now?We’re starting things off with some chat on moon missions, astronauts, aliens and all the terrifying unknowns of space, plus a few life updates including a very exciting milestone for Jenson 🥹Then we get into your dilemmas… including a long-term workplace affair, being cut from a best friend’s wedding, and an awful first date 👀Got a story or dilemma you’d
All Sex, No Feelings: Is It Possible?
One of our juiciest episodes yet… is it possible to have a casual shag with no feelings? 👀We asked you to send in your stories and my god, you did not disappoint. We’re talking one night stands, situationships, threesomes, affairs, even getting paid to go on dates.We get into the reality of it all… how do you detach feelings? What do these arrangements look like? And do you genuinely enjoy casual
First Date Etiquette, Scented Love Letters & Friendship Break-ups
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re kicking off with a proper catch-up - everything we’ve been up to from workouts to dinners and planning ahead for summer. Then we get into the big debate… who should pay on a first date? Do you split the bill? Would you offer a round of drinks? Would you expect your taxi paid for? We share your opinions as well our takes on first date etiquette. Of course, w
The Manosphere, Boy Mums & Tinder Red Flags
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we’re giving you the rundown of everywhere we’re loving in Glasgow at the moment - bars, restaurants, cafes and bakeries. We run through the rest of Zoe’s 30 before 30 list and share our thoughts on The Manosphere documentary before finishing with some classic listener dilemmas. Got a story or dilemma you’d like to share? Pop us a DM on socials or email contact@aloton
We’re back baby! Australia Diaries, 30 Before 30 & Quitting TikTok
We’re finally back… and this time we’re back for good! No more season breaks, just brand new episodes every single Tuesday from now on 🐷💖This week we’re catching up on everything that’s been happening while we’ve been away… and there’s a lot to talk about. Zoe shares all the details from her mega three week trip to Sydney and Singapore, plus an update on her 30 Before 30.Jess chats about quitting
S6 Ep31: Season Finale, Festive Plans & My Boyfriend Has A Wife?!
It’s the Season 6 finale, piggies! 🐷💖This week is a big cosy catch-up. Jess is currently moving house and got her first period in 18 months 😭 We chat hormones, pregnancy resets, and how the Oura Ring predicted her cycle before she even knew.We’re also sharing our recent food favourites, upcoming festive plans, and where we’re shopping - especially for vintage furniture.Zoe gives her full London th
S6 Ep30: The Ultimate Black Friday Wishlist
This week we’re sharing everything on our Black Friday wishlists - plus all the bits you guys have your eyes on too 👀 We’re chatting top tips for finding the best deals, what’s actually worth buying, and our fave gadgets and home bits you can get for a steal.And of course… we’re rounding things off with your stories and dilemmas!✨ PS: Next week is our last episode of the season - so if you’ve got
S6 Ep29: Work Affairs, Sneaky Links & Ghosting
Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we've got some juicyyyy listener stories - from an office fling that turned serious, to long-distance sexting, friends stuck in bad relationships and sneaky links 👀We’re also catching up on all the latest openings in Glasgow, Edinburgh & Manchester - from dinner spots to new shops and bakeries.Don't forget, you can sign up to Patreon for an extra episode every week plu
S6 Ep28: New Boobs, Accidental Nudes & Confessions Of Love
This week Zoe spills all the details on her breast reduction - from the hospital menu to post-surgery bloat, recovery, and deciding whether to keep your pants on under your hospital gown 👀We’re also chatting about the scarily real AI videos Jess’ mum keeps falling for, plus some local food recs - including Jess’ mind-blowingly good night at Crossbasket Castle.And it’s a wiiiild one for listener st
S6 Ep27: Sexting, Sleeping With The Boss & Jess’ Big News
This week we’re giving you the run down of our recent makeup & beauty faves plus some lovely PR gifts. Jess also shares some big news...Then it’s time for some juuuuicy dilemmas & stories!! From sexting while doing the school run, to sleeping with your manager and all the drama that comes with work flings… especially with Christmas nights out on the way 👀We’re also talking about keeping ph
S6 Ep26: Turning 35, Lisbon Recs & One Night Stands
This week we’re catching up on Jess’s 35th birthday, Zoe’s trip to Lisbon, and a very unfortunate shopping incident 😬 We’ve also got plenty of foodie recs from Copenhagen, Lisbon and Glasgow - think rooftops, sushi, tacos and must-try Italian spots. As always we're finishing up by diving into some juicy listener stories including one night stands, dating dilemmas, and how to meet people in real li
S6 Ep25: Glowing up with Izzy Utterson
We are sooo excited to be joined by the ultimate GLOW UP GIRL, Izzy Utterson 💍✨In this episode, Izzy chats all about her dreamy engagement (we’re obsessed 😭), wellness, self-love, friendships, and navigating grief with so much grace and honesty. We also get into her London recs (get your notes app ready 🫶🏻) and of course her ride or die beauty products!!And remember you can sign up
S6 Ep24: The Sex Is Amazing... But He’s a Red Flag
This week we’re coming to you from London baby! 🇬🇧 Recorded from the Apple Podcast Studio, we’re giving you our London recs and the low down on our hotel toilet that washes your bum and vulva 🙃Zoe fills us in on her trip to the South of France, and we get into the world of kinks after Jess finds a girl making money from farting online 💨Plus, we’ve got dating dilemmas - would you date someone who’s
S6 EP 23: The Truth About Turning 30
Happy Tuesday piggies 🐷✨ This week we’re covering a LOT - from celebrating Zoe’s birthday to Jess discovering she’s basically royalty!! Jess is sharing her new favourite foodie spots, we’re getting real about the best and worst bits of turning 30 and we couldn’t resist a chat about unsolicited dick pics 👀Remember to sign up to Patreon for exclusive access to our Side Dish episode every week plus b
S6 Ep22: Getting Scammed, Must-Watch Movies & Arguing Over Décor
This week we’re chatting weird ways of remembering things (does anyone else still sing the alphabet song to check letters? 🙃). Zoe shares her saga of getting scammed for Lewis Capaldi tickets, and we’re talking the movies and shows we’re buzzing about right now.We’ve also got a listener dilemma on arguing over home décor with your partner, plus some food and home recs too.And remember you can sign
S6 Ep21: Things Our Partners Do That Drive Us Mad
This week we’re diving into the most annoying things people’s partners do - those little things that drive you insane when you know they probably shouldn't 👀 You guys sent in some good 'uns!Plus, we're filling you in on where we've been eating recently, and reviews of our latest wellbeing experiences. Plus, we’ve got some more wedding related listener dilemmas to dive into... And remember you can
S6 Ep20: Autumn Fashion, Spider Season & Dating the Nice Guy
It’s September and cosy season has arrived! 🍂 This week we’re talking autumn fashion essentials, and unfortunately… the unwelcome arrival of house spiders 🕷️ Zoe shares an update on her Invisalign journey, we’re having a full debrief of our Boozy Brunch event plus sharing the latest Glasgow restaurant and bar openings.We’re also tackling some juicy listener dilemmas - from best friends eyeing up t
S6 Ep19: Holistic Health, Hormones & Self-Advocacy with Georgia Ellen Smith
This week on A Lot On Your Plate, we’re thrilled to be joined by Georgia Ellen Smith, women’s holistic health and hormone coach. Georgia opens up about her journey - from her experience with hormonal contraception and a PCOS diagnosis to feeling let down by the health system.We dive into everything from self-advocacy and holistic health to periods, contraception, gut health, stress, burnout, and n
S6 Ep18: Holiday Recs, Beauty Treatments and a Sleepover Scandal
This week we’re sharing our top picks from Ibiza and Palma, our favourite Glasgow eats, and the beauty treatments we’ve been loving. We’re feeling nostalgic with the Jonas Brothers & Freakier Friday, and tackling a big dilemma: is it ever okay for your boyfriend’s female friend to sleep in his bed? 👀 Plus, exciting news about the pod, future guests and our brand new office!And remember you can
S6 Ep17: 30 before 30, Nursery Makeover & Teen Holidays
This week on A Lot On Your Plate, we’re chatting Zoe’s 30 Before 30 goals, a lil nursery makeover for Jenson, and your first teen holiday without the parents. Plus, our latest treatments, must-try local foodie spots, wedding outfit inspo, and a listener story about getting hit on by your ex’s friend 👀And remember, you can sign up to Patreon for an extra episode every week, plus bonus vlog-style co
S6 Ep16: Baby-Led Weaning, Spit or Swallow & Keepsakes From Exes
This week Jess shares her tips for tackling the Edinburgh Fringe with a baby - from what to see to where to eat 🍽️ Zoe’s thriving at work and talking about her life coaching journey so far, and Spit or Swallow is back with some new M&S white choc pistachio treats ✨We’re also chatting what's been going on in Glasgow, baby-led weaning, and the things we’ve held onto from exes...And remember you
S6 Ep15: Book Club, Hairdresser Breakups & No Kids at Weddings?
This week we’re catching up on Zoe’s holiday, her latest book recs, and the surprise she came home to 👀We’re also diving into some dilemmas - should kids be invited to weddings? And how do you break up with your hairdresser or beautician without feeling like a terrible person? 😭Let us know your thoughts, especially if you’ve ever had to ghost your salon...And remember you can sign up to
S6 Ep14: Dating Apps, Ring Shopping & A Special Guest
This week, Jess is joined by Richard while Zoe's off on holiday! We're chatting all things life lately, what’s been a lot on our plates, and diving into some listener dilemmas - from not knowing what to do with your life to engagement ring pressure, flaky dating app behaviour, and our advice for new parents. Plus, we’re celebrating 3 years of A Lot On Your Plate 🎉 A massive thank you to all our lo
S6 Ep13: Holiday Prep, Getting Steaming & Work Wives
We’re getting summer-ready this week, from 2 hour long pedicures to spray tans, intimate waxing and health & wellness journeys 🌿 Jess shares her first impressions of her Oura Ring, we get into some Scottish word origins and tackle a dilemma about a boyfriend's overly friendly female colleagues...Remember you can sign up to Patreon for side dish episodes every week plus bonus vlog style content
S6 Ep12: Baby Travel Tips, Naked Mums & Saying I Love You
Happy Tuesday Pod Piggies!! 💖 This week, we're looking back on the huge success of our Wellness Event, and looking forward to our next one... 👀 We also run through what's been a lot on our plate recently, from unexpected vet visits to navigating travel with a baby. Plus, as always we're asking the big questions: Did you grow up with a naked mum? And how often do you actually tell people you love t
S6 Ep11: Scottish Day Trips, Travel Hacks & Dating Icks
Happy new episode day!! 💖This week we’re mapping out the ultimate Scottish day-trip guide from hidden beaches to the best lochs for paddleboarding PLUS our top travel hacks for pinning and planning ahead. When was the moment you realised you were dating an idiot? 🤦🏼♀️ This week's listener stories are WILD & we can’t stop laughing at you piggies! 🤣Don’t forget: Patreon piggies get extra Side D
S6 Ep10: ChatGPT, Gen Z & a Large 'Package' at Prestwick Airport
Happy Tuesday piggies 🐷✨In Episode 10 we’re chatting all things Chat GPT, desperately trying to keep up on all the Gen Z slang, sharing some of our recent recs & we hear what’s been a lot on your plate! Remember you can sign up to Patreon for side dish episodes every week plus bonus vlog style content, competitions, group chat, early access to tickets and looooads more! See you there
S6 Ep9: Dating Horror Stories, Solo Mum Trips & Blue Ivy's Dancing
This week Jess recaps her solo mum trip to London, we discuss what we'd do if we won the lottery and we dive into your dating horror stories 😱 Seriously, you guys have been through it!! Remember you can sign up to Patreon for side dish episodes every week plus bonus vlog style content, competitions, group chat, early access to tickets and looooads more! See you there piggies 💖 patreon.com/ALotOnYo
S6 Ep8: Pelvic Floors, Childhood Memories & Tinder Catfishing
There's a lot on our plate this week guys! We're chatting through where we've been eating and staying, plus what we've been watching and reading! Plus, Jess takes on pelvic floor therapy and we dig into forgotten childhood memories (of which Zoe seems to have none?!)... and some more brilliant petty listener stories! Remember you can sign up to Patreon for side dish episodes every week plus bonus
S6 Ep7: Mortgages, Deposits & First-Time Buyer Tips
This week we’re diving into mortgages, deposits, and everything we wish we were taught in school. We know it can feel like a total minefield, so we’re here to break it down for you.Whether you’re saving for your first flat or thinking about investing in property, we’ve got expert tips from some very clever pod piggies in the industry.Remember you can sign up to Patreon for side dish episodes every
S6 Ep6: The Pettiest Things We've Ever Done
Happy Tuesday girlies 💖We have another hilarious ep for you all!! Following last week's scandalous cheating excuses, we asked you all for the pettiest things you've ever done. Y'all are toxic and we looooove it!!Remember you can sign up to Patreon for side dish episodes every week plus bonus vlog style content, competitions, group chat, early access to tickets and looooads more! See you there pigg
S6 Ep5: 'It’s in my DNA' & other insane cheating excuses
This week, we're diving head first into the most insane cheating excuses we’ve ever heard. They’re truly unhinged guys 😂 From “I was going to Shagaluf” to “you had a baby and got boring,” the stories our pod piggies sent in had us HOWLING!!Honestly…some of you need jail time. Remember you can sign up to Patreon for side dish episodes every week plus bonus vlog style content, competitions, gro
S6 Ep4: Gleneagles Getaway, Restaurant Recs & Juicy Dilemmas
Happy Tuesday pod piggies! 🐷✨ This week we headed to Gleneagles for our friendship baby moon with Jenson. Jess shares some of her recent restaurant recommendations, Zoe fills us in on her weekend in London and we dive into some juicy listener dilemmas.Plus, our honest thoughts on the new eps of Molly Mae's documentary...Remember you can sign up to patreon for all of our extra side dish episodes ev
S6 Ep3: Concert Etiquette, Ride Or Die Products & Karens On The Tube
Baby Jenson makes his big podcast debut this week!! 👶🏼 While Jess is deep in her motherhood era, we’re reflecting on how there’s no one way to 'do' life. We dive into concert etiquette after seeing David Gray at the Hydro, and Zoe shares a shocker of a story about a full-blown Karen on the tube demanding a voice note apology...Remember you can sign up to patreon for all of our extra side dish epis
S6 Ep2: Labubu's, Brits abroad & sex toys
Happy Tuesday! This week on A Lot On Your Plate, Jess and Zoe catch up after their holidays, from Jess's cosy UK staycation to Zoe sparking a power cut across Spain and Portugal. They’re also spilling the tea on their most-loved products, a few they just don’t rate, and diving into the hype around Labubu's. Tell us what you think in the comments below👇🏼 Enjoy💖 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac
S6 Ep1: We’re back, baby….with a baby!
Your favourite duo is finally back together for season SEX! We have a lot on our plate to catch you up on, we discuss all of the new places we have eaten, trips we’ve been on, lots of things we’ve been watching, oh and just that small update that Jess is an actual mother!! It’s been so fun getting back in the hot seat and we can’t wait for what this season brings!!P.S send in the ugly pi
S5 Ep22: Pilates Princess, Sticky Vicky & Hen Do Dramas
It's the final episode of season 5 (cries into earphones)!!! We can't thank you enough for all the love and support you continue to show us. We thought we would end the season with a bang and share some of your guys hen do dramas...dun dun dunnnn. From bossy MOH's & cheating brides to dirty mother in laws - we've heard it all. We hope you enjoy and we’ll see you soon💖 JS HEALTH: ALOYP15&n
S5 Ep21: ALOYP X Girls Overheard
This week on ALOYP we are joined by the amazing Ash, Eilidh & Lauren from fellow Glasgow based podcast, Girl's Overheard. We get the 411 on how they all met and what made them start a podcast together. We also pick their brains about motherhood and find out what their top tips for all mums-to-be are! P.s. they are a barrel of laughs. Enjoy💖 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more
S5 Ep20: Babygirl, Traitors & Placenta Encapsulation
This week on ALOYP we have a big fat catch up. Talking all things Jess' baby shower, Traitors, Placenta Encapsulation and more. Zoe shares her thoughts on new film Babygirl whilst Jess shares her top tip for outfit finding. Enjoy🫶🏻 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5 Ep19: Help! I'm unhappy in my relationship
This week on ALOYP Jess gives us a pregnancy update as we're getting closer to the big day! She gives us an insight into what 'Colostrum Harvesting' is and how it's apparently 'liquid gold'...have you mums listening ever done this? We also chat about different generations and how we think us, millennials, are the last generation to keep the good old days alive! And as always, we dive into a couple
INSIDE PATREON: Relationship dilemmas, walking pads & hiding your pregnancy
Happy Tuesday! This week we are giving you a couple of our best Side Dish episodes from Season 5 so far. Covering all things relationship dilemmas, benefits of a personal trainer, how to hide you're pregnant and so much more. We hope you enjoy this and if you do, we hope you will join us over there for more each week💖Join Patreon - you won't regret it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m
S5 Ep18: Facebook Marketplace, Depop Wars & 2024 Best Bits
This week on ALOYP we chat about both yours and our achievements, proud moments and small or big wins of 2024! We also discuss Facebook Marketplace, Depop wars & how to choose your bridesmaids. What would you do / what have you done? Share your thoughts with us💬 P.S. Happy New Year when it comes, we hope 2025 is full of love, health & happiness💖 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m
S5 Ep17: Third Trimester Realness
🎶 It was Christmas Eve babe🎶 One sleep til Santa piggies!!! This week on ALOYP Zoe tell us all about her trip to London, Jess gives us a pregnancy update and the reason she believes she's avoided piles...and we've got some super useful feedback to share. We hope you have the best Christmas with all your loved ones. Lots of love, Jess & Zoe x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info
S5 Ep16: Nesting Era, Christmas Traditions & do you get married for the wrong reasons?
This week on ALOYP Zoe catches us up on what she's been up to. From teeth and Cookie updates to roaming around Bucharest, she's got lots to tell us! Jess also thinks she's in her nesting area (!!) and can't stop her hands from cleaning...there's a first for everything. We also have some really interesting feedback from our listeners on last weeks relationship dilemma so make sure to stay tuned and
S5 Ep15: Christmas event debrief, a surprise guest & a relationship commitment dilemma
This week on ALOYP we chat through the success of our live Christmas Events, from huge charity donations to surprise appearances, it wasn't one to miss! We are also joined by a surprise guest who helps us navigate a listeners dilemma. What would you do after 11 years? Stay or leave? Let us know!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5 Ep14: Hypnobirthing, Michelin Star Restaurants & Party Season Outfits
This week on ALOYP we have a big fat catch up on what we've been up to and what we've got coming up. We also discuss where you should be looking for your party season outfits (in our humble opinion) and Jess tells us all about her first hypnobirthing experience! Enjoy🫶🏻Outfit inspo:MurciWanderdoll Odd MuseHouse of CBMistress RocksClub LMeshkiRiver Island Frasers Glasgow Michelin Star restaurants:L
S5 Ep13: The ultimate gift guide
You asked, we delivered! A whole hour episode of gift ideas for your loved ones this Christmas and some Black Friday deals that are worth mentioning. We hope this gives you some inspiration, not just for this festive period, but for whenever you need an idea for a gift, whatever the budget!Hint: send this to your partner, we’ve got you covered 😇🎁Link below to our Amazon store front 👇🏽 https://www.
S5 Ep12: Would you date someone in the sex industry?
Happy Tuesday💖 This week on ALOYP we have some more new bar / restaurant / shop openings, a few important charity mentions and we dive deeply into a listeners message about porn and sex workers. Please share your thoughts with us, we could chat about this all day!! Mwah x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5 Ep11: One decision that could change your life
Happy Tuesday!! This week we share what's been a lot on our plate with an unfortunate realisation from Jess, which she was made aware of by Richard. We also chat through some of our lovely listeners dilemmas and take a deep dive into your life changing decisions. Enjoy💖 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5 Ep10: Are work romances the real deal or just excitement?
This week on ALOYP we dive into our listeners messages. From work romances and junk drawers to whispering 'gold' into a gravestone, we've got (as Jess described it) a belter for you! We also have a sneaky hint at something exciting....Enjoy💖 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
