JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
JaackMaate's Happy Hour is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by Jaack and Stevie. Every Monday and Thursday, the pair are joined by some of the internet's best-known celebrities for casual conversations. Episodes touch on life's big questions as well as silly personal stories, often veering into complete nonsense. The show has a relaxed, humorous atmosphere with a focus on entertainment rather than serious topics.
Episodes
699 - Robbie's Big All Caught Up!
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698 - THIS NEWS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!
Jaack surprises Robbie and Stevie by booking the most unexpected guest in podcast history, and they have a special gift for us all…
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697 - SPUDMAN - Zacket Potato Rivalry, Assaulted By Grannies, & Three Failed Kidney Transplants!
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696 - Jaack Went Down Under… But What REALLY Happened?
It’s finally time to hear what Jaack got up to during his month-long Australia trip! He shares how he assaulted a child, got a taxi driver fired, and accidentally turned a campsite shower block into a biohazard… all in the first day Down Under.
Jaack encounters the legendary Strange Catman, and gets to grips with Australia’s obsession with ‘Big Things’. He also catches a cheater red-handed, an
695 - JOE WICKS - The Nation’s Favourite PE Teacher on Addiction, Health Fads, & Building A Fitness Empire From An Empty Park
Covid lockdown phenomenon and PE teacher to the nation Joe Wicks joins us for a conversation covering all things nutrition and fitness. From growing up on a council estate with a mum struggling with OCD and eating disorders and a dad battling heroin addiction, to years of grinding before the fame and cycling to parks to run bootcamps where sometimes nobody turned up, to World Record breaking viewi
694 - Alfie’s Baby News! Which Host Is The Godfather?
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693 - Bambino Becky vs Ailish Morrison - The ULTIMATE Best Friend Quiz!
Happy Hour heirloom Bambino Becky and studio newcomer Ailish Morrison (the women that Robbie keeps taking abroad) join us for THE ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP QUIZ. Becky and Ailish have only known each other for a year, whereas Jaack and Stevie have been best mates for over 15 years. Both pairs get asked the exact same questions that they have to answer about each other to put their friendship to the
692 - These Real Life News Stories Will BLOW Your Mind!
Disappearing humans, a bizarre item washed up on a beach and an emergency plane U-turn… all of the news stories in this episode are 100% real and verified by the notoriously anal Mr White. To add our usual Happy Hour spin, Jaack goes head to head with Alfie to see who can guess the outcome of each story! But unbeknownst to Jaack, there may have been some serious foul play at hand…
If you’re in
691 - RICHARD OSMAN - Exposing The Secrets Of British Television (Pointless, The Traitors, 8 Out Of 10 Cats & More!)
The incredible Richard Osman joins us for a fascinating deep dive into the secrets of British television! The Pointless creator reveals what REALLY makes a hit TV show, why The Traitors became a global phenomenon and shares tricks that could help get you cast on the show!
Richard reveals the often unseen side of "pitching television shows" and addresses the rumours that he was once the mysteri
690 - The World Cup Of Everything III
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689 - All Caught Up With Bambino Becky! (Sausage Fest, Brain Eating Amoeba & Dangerous Hot Dogs)
We’ll be taking a short break from posting - after Thursday 17th Sept, there will be 2 weeks with no episodes and we’ll be returning on Monday 5th October!
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688 - Tackling Tough Taboo Topics… (Discussing Earnings, Kissing Cousins, & More Awkwardness)
In today’s really weird Monday Main Show, Jaack, Stevie & Alfie discuss some of life’s most taboo topics.
Why is it weird to talk openly about earnings? Would you swap your best friend for a million quid? Is it ever okay to to kiss your cousin? Or perhaps even a full family fornication? (Yeah… we told you it’s a weird one).
Money, sex, and friendship are heavy themes of today’s episo
687 - Why Is This American OBSESSED With Britain?
You may know him as Kalani Ghost Hunter or KGH. We now know him as the coolest American ever. Kalani is on the show to chat the strangest things that have happened to him during a ghost hunt, his tier list of favourite UK crisps and chocolate bars, and the many differences between UK and US culture. But to be completely honest, it's mainly Jaack flirting with him for 2 hours...
There’s al
686 - Five Things We Want To Do Before We DIE!!!!!
In today's Monday main show madness, Jaack, Stevie & Robbie discuss their ultimate bucket list items. Things still left to do before the trio ultimately pop their clogs (or Air Force 1's - if you're Jaack).
The boys explain why they'd sooner opt for doing heroin over ayahuasca. Spoiler alert: Joe Weller's found God and it's scared them. Jaack tries to explain why Jack Johnson playing the guitar
685 - Life's Good, But There's A Catch...
Unlimited food. The perfect body. Free holidays anywhere in the world. A permanent chauffeur. Ten wishes from a genie. A dream football career. Sounds pretty decent right? Well… there’s a catch.
In this episode, Jaack is offering a series of life changing “too good to be true” deals for us to fight over, but then reveals a catch for each scenario that makes us question whether we’d actual
684 - The Funniest Episode Of All Time
Not to toot our own horn, but this may be the funniest episode of all time. Jaack, Stevie and Alfie take turns to tell eachother jokes for an hour which in theory doesn’t sound very exciting but in reality it has given us the FUNNIEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME.
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683 - MAISIE ADAM - Pochettino's Wedding Gift, Panel Show Secrets, & Accidentally In A Panto
Maisie Adam just doesn’t ever stop. From winning ‘So You Think You’re Funny?’ just 10 months after her first EVER stand up gig, to playing at Soccer Aid… mere hours after getting married. We get into the reality of working the comedy circuit, surviving the worst gig imaginable, weird Zoom comedy sets during lockdown, and her opinion on people becoming famous off the back of one viral video.
682 - MORE Things That Turn Us On... (Oppos-icks 2)
We’re once again investigating niche things that give people the oppos-ick. Can Nutella be a turn-on? Do bunny-ear shoelaces make you blush? Is Haaland the hottest footballer player? Does watching somebody fold clothes make you feel fuzzy?
Plus sexy cabin crew, sexy tree surgeons, sexy chefs, sexy backflipping, sexy clumsiness, sexy daddy issues, sexy maths, sexy tea towels, and a not-so-sexy
681 - Jamie Hutchinson Gives Hilarious Answers To YOUR Life Problems
Our favourite absolute grotbag Jamie Hutchinson is back for his Happy Hour hat trick and it’s an absolute belter. We asked you lot on Reddit for your dilemmas and our agony aunt Jamie will give his best advice which you legally have to follow.
From flaky Tinder matches, freaky fetishes and flirty coworkers, to drug binges and dead bedrooms. Plus performance anxiety and the WORST marriage propo
680 - Taskmaster HAPPY HOUR EDITION
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679 - A Very Weird History Lesson With Samuel Pepys (Robbie)
Special guest Samuel Pepys (who sounds suspiciously similar to Robbie) has time travelled to the present day in an attempt to educate the boys on life in the 1700s while they try their best to bring him up to speed with the 21st century.
Jaack and Stevie hear about the weirdest corners of Britain's past, like the Great Gin Craze, what the world's first vending machine was used for, and wh
678 - Things That Turn Us On... (Oppos-icks 1)
Quack.
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677 - Magician Harry Moulding PREDICTED The World Cup… THE REVEAL!
Back in June, Harry Moulding gave us a wax sealed glass bottle containing his prediction for the World Cup 2026 winner. It's been sitting untouched in the studio ever since... and it’s finally time to smash it open to see if he got it right!
Fresh off winning Britain's Got Talent 2025, Harry talks us through the entire audition process, why he nearly didn't apply, responds to critics who
676 - Alfie Nearly Got Mauled To Death… (All Caught Up!)
Alfie's FINALLY back after weeks of travelling, but he almost didn’t make it home…
After touring the USA for the World Cup, he has plenty of stories including overdosing on Olive Garden, creepy airbnbs, encountering a worse driver than Jaack, being kicked out of an airport restaurant, and how he was nearly mauled to death by murderous dogs.
Plus the rank ingredient he accidentall
675 - Disneyland Drama, Delivery Driver Bribes, & Drunk Tattoos At Download Festival (All Caught Up!)
Stevie has NOT been having a good time lately. He went full Karen mode at Disneyland and made a child cry, so we decide whether it was justified. He had a disastrous food delivery that ended in a big cash bribe. And he got so hammered during his day trip to Download Festival that he doesn’t remember seeing the headline act… or getting a drunk tattoo.
Jaack’s month hasn’t been too great
674 - ZAC ALSOP - Losing The Sidemen’s Money, Dave’s £1,000 Bungee Jump, & Nearly DYING In A Tornado!
One of YouTube’s most creative creators Zac Alsop is back for his hat trick ball with stories that sound completely made up, but somehow aren't. From secretly spending hours underwater to outsmart the Sidemen, chasing tornadoes in a dodgy truck, pickpocketing actual pickpockets to get revenge for his friend, to risking his life for some cheese.
There's the saga of Dave the delivery driver
673 - More Things We’ve Changed Our Minds On…
The older you get, the more you realise some of your strongest opinions were absolute nonsense. In this episode, we’re discussing more things we’ve completely changed our minds on over the years.
Is smoking weed cool? Does anyone actually like the taste of beer? What do we think of Americans? Should you teach yourself to enjoy spicy food? What age is actually “old”?
Plus doves vs pigeons,
672 - DOMINIK MYSTERIO & LIV MORGAN - Rey Mysterio Custody Battle, John Cena Feud, & Rhea Ripley Rivalry!
We're joined by two of WWE's biggest stars and one of the most talked about wrestling duos - Dominik Mysterio and Liv Morgan.
From reliving the legendary Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero custody match that made Dom famous as a kid, to Liv revealing how she was discovered, to what really happens at WWE tryouts, to how wrestling personas are created and how storylines actually work. We compare Ame
671 - Designing Our DREAM Summer Camps!
‘Dream’ episodes are our favourite theme for episodes, so today we're planning our dream summer camps... with a twist.
We've each designed our own camp from the ground up, choosing the location, activities, food, day trip, evening entertainment, and even a full marketing campaign.
There's just one small catch: each of us picked a completely different target audience for our campers, and so
670 - STUART MICHAEL – We Ask A Psychic Medium EVERYTHING - Can He REALLY Connect To The Spirit World?
Happy Hour has always been about hosting guests from all walks of life, from celebrities to internet personalities to people with fascinating careers. So when psychic medium Stuart Michael’s team reached out to ask if we’d host him, we couldn’t say no.
In this episode, Stuart shares the story of how he discovered his apparent ability to communicate with spirits at just five years old, and how
669 - Michael Phelps Is A Chode (ft. Very Drunk Stevie)
Three hosts. Thirty two contenders. One champion. Welcome back to the World Cup of Everything.
Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are once again making their way through knockout rounds of 16 random options from a category of their choice, until only one winner remains.
Jaack has picked athletes, Robbie’s category is smells, and a very drunk Stevie gives us… potatoes.
Check out #659 for the previ
668 - We're All Wart Up Baby, All Wart Up!
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667 - World Cup 2026 Special ft. Tom Garratt & Zac Djellab!
To celebrate the World Cup kicking off, we’ve brought on special guests and football content creators Tom Garratt and Zac Djellab for our 2026 World Cup Special.
Tom explains why he’s potentially banned from America, and Zac shares why he can barely remember witnessing Messi’s World Cup triumph in person. We discuss everything from the funniest football chants, the best kits, and greatest goal
666 - Designing Our NIGHTMARE Day!
In this very cursed episode, we’re switching up the dream episodes concept as each of the boys are planning a NIGHTMARE DAY for the other two. For every stage of the day, the victim must choose between two terrible options and pick the one they’d hate the most, gradually building their ultimate Nightmare Day.
What’s for breakfast? What clothes are you having them dress in for the day? Daytime a
665 - Things We’ve Changed Our Minds On… ft. DRUNK STEVIE
The older you get, the more you realise some of your strongest opinions were absolute nonsense. In this episode, we’re discussing the things we’ve completely changed our minds on over the years. Is London actually as bad as everyone says? Are American sports secretly better than English sports? Is fart humour actually peak comedy? Has Coachella gone from the best festival on Earth to overrated? Is
664 - ‘Would You Lie To Me?’ with Special Guest SIMON WILSON!
Simon Wilson makes his Happy Hour hat trick, and this time he’s on for a game of ‘Would You Lie To Me?’! Simon has to read out a series of statements - some true and some completely made up - to see if reigning champion Stevie can separate the fact from the fiction.
Did Simon have a cameo in a Justin Bieber music video? Does he regularly play the president of Poland on Playstation? Did he win
663 - Stolen Sex Toys, Pillowcase Poops, & Historical Hook Ups… Reacting To Listener Confessions!
It’s been a year since last our confessions episode and, with our upcoming live show, we decided now is the perfect time to collect more of our listeners deepest darkest confessions. Two little boys and their really old dad are reacting to YOUR submissions, and deciding whether the filthy sinners can be forgiven.
We’ve got a groundbreaking update on a confession someone made in front of the en
662 - DR DEAN LOMAX - Britain’s TOP Dinosaur Expert Reveals Insane Prehistoric Secrets! (2 Hour Special)
In this special 2 hour long episode, we sit down with renowned palaeontologist and author Dr Dean Lomax for a journey into the world of dinosaurs! After showing an interest in palaeontology (the study of prehistoric life through fossils) from a young age, Dean sold his Star Wars collectibles to fund a fossil hunting trip in Wyoming at the age of 18.
He has since uncovered countless fossils, na
661 - A Very Mentally Vulnerable Minute (Fourskins All Caught Up!)
Robbie has beef with a taxi driver. Stevie has beef with marathons. Alfie has beef with Jason Derulo and British Airways. Jaack has beef with horse racing, his cousin Sonny, bullet trains, capybara cafes, influencers, and the Fourskins for not tuning in when he played a brand new sport on telly.
But mainly this episode is one giant Mentally Vulnerable Minute for Alfie...
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660 - NATHAN ASPINALL - Scouted By Man Utd, Matchplay Champion, & Battle With Dartitis
From self-confessed chav to becoming a UK Open champion, World Matchplay winner, and two time World Championship semi finalist - Nathan “The Asp” Aspinall shares some very honest opinions about the sport he’s become one of the best in the world at. We talk about being scouted as a goalkeeper by Manchester United, turning down Rangers, working as an accountant before risking everything on darts, an
659 - The World Cup Of Everything II (Animals and Addictions)
Three hosts. Thirty two contenders. One champion. Welcome to the World Cup of Everything.
Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are making their way through 16 categories of 16 things, where each item battles it out in knockout rounds until only one winner remains. Today’s episode features Stevie’s category ‘animals’ and Jaack’s category ‘addictions’…
Check out #187 for the first World Cup Of Everythin
658 - SIMON SQUIBB - The Internet’s Most Controversial Dream Seller - From Homeless School Dropout, To Multi-Millionaire Giving Away His Fortune
You’ve very likely seen videos of serial entrepreneur, viral sensation and maker of dreams Simon Squibb giving away cash and advice on the streets to help kickstart people’s business dreams. He’s on the pod today to share exactly how he went from dropping out of school, to becoming a multi-millionaire.
Simon opens up about sleeping rough at 15 after being kicked out, building a gardening busin
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)
One of us has been to the world premiere of The Greatest Showman musical, one of us has crashed his Tesla, and one of us has visited Scotland’s official best pub… bet you can’t guess who!
The boys discuss the Kanye West x Wireless fiasco, BambinoBecky’s new content house, and the restaurant in Norwich that has knocked meat gaff off the top spot. Robbie drops some insane Flash the Tortoise lore
656 - Exposing Our ICKS To BambinoBecky!
BambinoBecky joins Jaack and Stevie to deep dive into the ultimate relationship icks. Becky shares what men do that gives her the ICK (are you listening, Jon Beer?), and shares a very niche ick list from each of her female flatmates. Jaack also exposes Fiona’s worst habits that make him cringe.
Becky reveals what her new content creator house setup is really like, the dodgy housewarming gift R
655 - Mr Dick’s Space Facts (Black Holes, Boners In Space, & Bird Legs Syndrome)
Jaack is suffering from major jet lag, Alfie is saying things no 12 year old should ever say, and Stevie is cosplaying as a cool teacher to try to teach the FourSkins about space.
What happens when you cry in space? Could we land on Jupiter? What would happen if you were launched into space without a spacesuit? What are the long term effects of living in zero gravity? Plus wormholes and the we
654 - Happy Hour’s MEGA PUB QUIZ Hosted By Darragh Ennis! (ft. Bambino Becky)
Jaack, Stevie and BambinoBecky go head to head in a pub quiz written and hosted by the perfect man for job - Darragh Ennis! A former contestant and now chaser on tv quiz show The Chase, he’s no stranger to tricky questions.
There are 5 rounds - London, Sports, 2026, Not The Obvious Answer, and Jaack & Stevie. Who will be crowned MASTERMIND?! Will someone manage to throw Stevie off the top spot?
653 - Mythbusters Part 3! (Human Shield vs Grenade Blast, Bullet Drop vs Fired Shot, Coke + Mentos vs Your Stomach)
SlamJar and Slamwise Gandhi are making a triumphant return to bust more myths! Inspired by TV show ‘Mythbusters’, Stevie has brought a new selection of theories for the Theory Slammers.
Do your eyes pop out if you sneeze with your eyes open? Would your stomach explode from downing Coke and Mentos? Can you smother a grenade blast by laying on it? Is it possible to fold a piece of paper more tha
652 - 'Would You Lie To Me?' with Special Guest DANIEL SLOSS!
Comedian Daniel Sloss was one of our earliest guests and first came on nearly 7 years ago when Happy Hour was just a baby. Speaking of babies, Dan’s had two of them since! We chat to him about marriage, fatherhood, and how his wife started giving birth in her SLEEP. Dan has the most detailed answer ever to our Hall Of Fame question, and he tells us about his new hobby that originated from a drugge
651 - Stoner Thoughts (420 Blaze It)
Happy 420 y’all! To celebrate our favourite day of the year, we’ve asked Jack Smith to join us for his hat trick appearance as we dive into Stoner Thoughts - unfiltered questions that sound genius when you’re high but completely unhinged when you’re not.
From time travel and placenta toasties, to drunk crabs and hand washing ethics. If humans laid eggs, would you eat them? Could Mo Farah beat Lu
650 - MICHAEL “The Grinder” MIZRACHI - The Man Who Partied Himself Into Poker Hall Of Fame (WSOP Winner)
Michael “The Grinder” Mizrachi joins Happy Hour fresh off a whirlwind run that’s cemented his legacy as one of poker’s all time greats. A newly crowned 2025 World Series of Poker Main Event champion and Hall of Famer, Michael reflects on a career that’s seen him rack up over $30 million in earnings, win eight WSOP bracelets, and dominate the Poker Players Championship an unprecedented four times.
649 - Stevie’s Syndromes
In an absolute minefield of an episode, fan favourite Jon Beer is BACK for what may be Happy Hour’s last ever episode. Stevie is armed with a list of very rare syndromes but instead of naming them outright, the boys have to guess what they are from the syndrome’s nickname. Would you rather be trapped in a near-endless sleep cycle, slowly turn into stone, always be drunk without touching a drop of
648 - The Real BEAVO Revealed: A Raw Honest Interview (Bonnie Blue Collab, Making His Mum Start OF, & Secretly BROKE)
Today on the show is a bit of a polarising character. An intriguing man. An online phenomenon. We’re sitting down with Brandon Beavis - better known online as Beavo, the man that swallows roast potatoes whole. In this extensive interview, we go into detail about his many online controversies. Did he lie about being homeless? Is it his real mum on OnlyFans? Why does he have beef with AngryGinge? Is
647 - Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals 5!
Welcome to the FIFTH instalment of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals. We’re approaching the halfway point in the book now so join us as the boys delve into a fresh selection of unbelievable humans hoping to fill some more spaces indra book.
There’s a Shaolin monk whose incredible feat of strength makes our stomachs churn, a woman who developed a serious illness after something innocent her boyfrien
646 - Our Greatest Ever ‘Would You Lie To Me’ ft. Matt Richardson!
Today on the pod, we welcome back the third most famous comedian with the surname Richardson - and now a TikTok megastar - Matt Richardson! We put Matt’s acting skills to the test with a game of “Would You Lie to Me?”, where he reads out a series of anecdotes, some true and some completely made up by Jaack.
Joined by special guest Pussy Bitch, Stevie has to figure out whether Matt is telling the
645 - The BEST Urban Legends EVER? (Urban Legends World Cup)
In an episode that Jaack describes as “his favourite urban legends ever,” Stevie brings us six more urby legz from around the globe, going head to head in his very own tournament - The World Cup of Urban Legends.
We’ve got a love bombing, thick goblin with a hair fetish facing off against a horrifying hitchhiker whose disturbing body part gives away her disguise. An ugly goblin that leaves a dis
644 - Get To Know Jon Beer!
You may know Jon as a co-host on the You Don’t Know What You’re Doing podcast alongside David Earl and our very own Alfie Indra. Or you may know Jon from the Happy Hour Christmas Special 2025 where he caused a bit of a stir in the comments…
Well he’s BACK ON to answer a bunch of intrusive questions about his life. We delve into his beef with Stevie, his surprisingly wholesome guilty pleasure,
643 - Disturbing Facts That Will Blow Your Dick Off!
This week, Stevie has turned up with a collection of facts. We’re talking alleged care home horror stories, bizarre Victorian trends that make modern beauty standards look tame, and something lurking in the rainforest that might genuinely be one of the worst things on Earth to touch. There’s a statistic that might make you think twice about ever needing surgery, and a legal argument that sounds cl
642 - RED RICHARDSON - LooksMaxxing, Nearly Cast As Harry Potter, & Caught In A Terrorist Attack!
Stand up comedian, podcaster, and serial liar Red Richardson is on the pod! Red shares some of the strangest moments of his life, including being caught up in a terrorist attack in London, nearly landing the role of Harry Potter, the mission to track down his mate’s stolen car, and the WhatsApp group chat drama that exposed his neighbour’s secret.
We explore Red’s journey through comedy, from
641 - Alfie’s Gone Viral , Robbie Got High, & Jaack Got The Ick From His Cat… (FourSkins All Caught Up)
Alfie has been racking up views on social media and has gone viral not once, not twice, not three- actually yeah it was three times. He tells us how he ended up on the news and how he’s dealing with his new found fame.
Jaack is being a boomer, his (stolen) cat also did something that traumatised him, and we hear about the terrible things he received for his birthday.
Robbie’s got wood. He’
640 - The WORST People On The Internet ft. The Screen Rot Podcast
Podcast worlds COLLIDE for the crossover episode of dreams. We sit down with Jacob and Jake from The Screen Rot Podcast and put them to the ultimate test: the Rot Tier List. From infamous TikTok figures to viral internet icons, we run through some of the most controversial online personalities and force them to decide who truly belongs in the deepest pits of the internet, and who might actually de
639 - School Stories We Shouldn’t Tell… (Stevie’s Secret Job, Wildest Rumours, & EXPELLED For No Reason!)
The FourSkins are travelling back in time to the 90s (1800s for Robbie) to relive their best and worst school memories. Jaack reveals the reason why he was expelled. Alfie talks about how his dad took matters into his own hands when Alfie was being bullied by a teacher. Stevie shares why his history teacher was his biggest enemy.
We chat about the most vile rumours that were spread about teach
638 - ‘Would You Lie To Me?’ with Special Guest DANNY AARONS!
For Danny Aarons' FIFTH appearance on Happy Hour, we decided to test his lying skills with a game of 'Would You Lie To Me?". We have several statements for Danny to read out - some are truths that he's submitted and some are lies that Jaack has made up - and it’s up to Stevie to separate the fact from the fiction.
From footballer fist fights, to Fortnite confessions, to cinema cameos, to merch
637 - Planning Jaack’s DREAM Birthday!
Jaack’s birthday is coming up and, instead of giving him free will to do whatever he likes to celebrate it, we're choosing for him. The FourSkins have been individually planning his dream birthday and are pitching their ideas to Jaack. With the cake design, birthday presents, special guests, birthday song as well as the schedule for the big day, there's plenty to plan...
Check out episode #572
636 - SCOTT "SHAGGY" WILLIAMS - Humphries Bust-Up, Littler Mania, & HUGE Happy Hour Announcement!
Scott Williams grew up as an emo kid in a rough area and dreamt of being a footballer, but the oche had other ideas. Naturally gifted from the start, he explains how he fell into the sport of darts, what happened on his first time on TV, and why he didn’t celebrate his only televised nine-darter.
Scott opens up about the infamous middle finger fines, the “World War” chant controversy, why he r
635 - This Shouldn’t Annoy YOU… But It Does
We asked our listeners to submit the small, petty annoyances that absolutely shouldn’t bother them but somehow do… and turns out you guys are annoyed by a lot.
Why are dead celebrities posting on social media? Why are we sending PR packages to millionaires? Why don’t drivers know how to merge properly?
We get into domestic drama - from toothpaste tubes squeezed the “wrong” way, to the show
634 - SOPHIE LLOYD - Machine Gun Kelly’s Guitarist on Tour Bus Antics, Flashing Travis Barker, & What MGK Thinks Of THAT Picture…
We’re joined by the insanely talented rock guitarist Sophie Lloyd who tours with Jaack’s arch nemesis Machine Gun Kelly. Sophie shares how playing for MGK came about, including the DM that started it all and why he reached out to her in the first place. Of course we had to ask Sophie about the infamous photo that Jaack took with MGK at Reading Festival… Is he aware of the meme? Why was he so grump
633 - This Shouldn’t Annoy Us… But It Does
We’re annoyed… at everything. In this episode that’s slightly reminiscent of an angry early-years YouTuber JaackMaate, we’re unpacking the tiny, irrational things that absolutely shouldn’t bother us but somehow send us over the edge. From a current trend online that is quietly ruining wholesome content, to TikToks that make your toes curl, to true crime content creators, Stevie is arguing about th
632 - RUFUS RICE - Sh*ggers Society, Partying With Love Islanders, & The ULTIMATE Posh Test!
We sit down with TikTok sensation, rockstar and comedic enigma Rufus Rice and, even after spending time with him, we’re still not entirely sure if he’s playing a character or simply so posh that he confuses us…
Rufus gives insight into how rich he and his family really are. He shares stories from his early years in Singapore - from the secrets of a strict boarding school to what happened when he
631 - Valentine's Special ft. Alfie (THE LOVE DOCTORS ARE BACK!)
The Love Doctors are clocking in for another shift at Heartbreak Hospital. Jaack, Stevie and Alfie open the surgery doors to a truly unhinged stack of listener submitted love woes, ranging from “I got chased by a car after a date” to “my partner keeps cheating but I’m strangely chill about it?” Nothing is too messy, too awkward, or too legally concerning to avoid discussing.
We tackle petty reve
630 - SHANE TODD - Growing Up In Holywood, Theo Von Garden Centre Trip, & Nearly DYING On A Film Set!
The sultry tones of Northern Irish comedian and podcaster Shane Todd grace the studio today as he shares stories from his chaotic life. Despite having no acting experience, he somehow landed himself the lead role in Ireland’s top kung-fu zombie film (it’s a niche genre) but tells us about how he nearly died on set.
Speaking of disasters, we also hear about his drunk audition for Top Boy, and how
629 - Nostalgia Part 2! (Corrupt Blue Peter Badges, Controversial Kids TV, & Jaack’s First Time On Crack)
We’re taking another trip to nostalgia town - this time with our token old man Robbie, who walks us through what it was like growing up in the 1800s. Sorry, I mean 80s.
From the first time tourettes was ever shown on television, to how Robbie bribed his way to owning a Blue Peter badge, to the reason why shows don’t accept live phone-ins anymore. The boys reminisce about the best computer game
628 - Robbie
Knox
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627 - DICK BUSH - Top Porn Director Spills Secrets From Set - Fluffers, FAKE C*m, & Craziest Shoots!
After graduating from film school, Dick Bush (yes, we ask him if this is his real name) had dreams of becoming the next Tarantino or Scorsese. What he didn’t anticipate was that his award winning films would be in the sector of adult entertainment. After many years in the porn industry, Dick has seen it all - literally.
Dick breaks down how he accidentally fell into this line of work, how the
626 - Alfie’s Indra-spective Thoughts
We’re rolling Indra deep end of main shows lately but we’re not complaining! Well, we might be after this episode. Alfie has planned this entire episode in about 3 and a half minutes, so let’s see how this goes…
Whenever Alfie has a deep thought - usually while doing a sit down wee - he makes a note of it so he can bring it to the pod for all you philosophers out there. And with a very limited a
625 - Stranger Tingz
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624 - New Year's Ressies
We’re well into January AKA Fat Month now but we’re doing a main show all about new year’s resolutions. Jack’s kicked 2026 off by being a very bad boy and getting himself nicked by police at a Tommy Robinson march, before going on to massively embarrass himself on a Zoom call. Speaking of embarrassing yourself, Robbie has unveiled a brand new challenge for the pod that the entire internet deserves
623 - Problematic Presents, Waterpark Weirdos, & Passport Control Problems (All Caught Up!)
The tinsel has been torched, the turkey has been tarnished, and the tree has been trashed. We are fully into the swing of 2026 with the first main show of the year, and the boys have a lot to catch up on from the Christmas period.
Jaack received some questionable gifts from Fiona, one of which he’s desperately trying to get changed. It was his first time hosting Christmas at his house but ther
622 - MARK CLATTENBURG - Refereeing Secrets Spilled By England’s Most Elite Referee!
Only a few thousand people have ever had the chance to lace up their boots and play in a Champions League final… but less than 50 have ever refereed it. And of those 50, only 2 have been English. Today… we speak to one of those men. Mark Clattenburg.
From refereeing the 2016 Champions League final between Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid, to also refereeing the iconic France vs Portugal Euros fin
621 - Happy Hour’s Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2025! (ft. Jamie Hutchinson & The Squid Vids)
Happy New Year! As is our annual tradition here at Happy Hour, we’re rounding up the year with a Big Fat Quiz. Jaack is hosting while Stevie is going head to head with comedian and fan fave Jamie Hutchinson, plus newcomer Liam Shaw who hosts his very own pub quiz podcast.
Liam (or whatever his name ends up being) is one of Jaack’s favourite online content creators who posts comedy sketches under
620 - Ranking Our Most Controversial, Sexiest, and Funniest Guests Of All Time!
Happy Betwixmas y’all. In the final episode of the year, Jaack and Stevie decided the best festive finale would be to look back on all of the guests we’ve ever had on Happy Hour and decide who the sexiest 11 are.
We debate a genuinely controversial Top 10 that’s guaranteed to split opinion. We have to jog Stevie’s memory too as we go through a top 11’s list that he made in the back of the car wh
