The Cider Shed - Ploughing through BBC's 'The Archers'
A humorous podcast that recaps and discusses episodes of BBC Radio 4's long-running drama 'The Archers'. Hosts Matthew Weir and Keri Warbis offer a lighthearted take on the show's storylines and characters, encouraging listeners not to take the soap opera too seriously.
Episodes
Helen's Herd it All
A massive shout-out to our four new members : Heidi, Matt, Jim and Mimi, plus a big welcome back to Secondhand Surfboard. LOVE!The alarm systems are going mental as anything, Martyn's got The Arse for three weeks and Keri will probably never speak to me again when she hears how I edited the Fantasy Football end of season round up.In the mental incapacity clause :Monties Revenge : Tom drives Helen
Schools, Tools, Bloody Fools
A big thank you and welcome to our three new Patreon members : Torquemada, Jess and Rachel.Join us this week as we line up our school places, Adam finds his heart of darkness and Ian reads his latest reviews.Let's do the scoring :School's Out : Natasha won't lower herself to the Loxley.Midwife Crisis : Kirsty + Kate = simply amazing.Home Brewing : Adam continues to be an arse.Produced by Matthew
Brian Logs Out
A big thank you and welcome to our seven new Patreon members : Caroline, Jo, Rachel, Louise, Justin, Dave, AND a much welcomed back, returning birthday girl, Zizi.Very much a pod of two halves this week, as most of our pre-Friday record was despairing of the week in Ambridge up to that point.However, as Keri suspected, all that changed on Friday evening.So, we fired the mics back up on Saturday an
The Shite Manager
A big thank you and welcome to our new members Abi, Carl, Martin, Karina and Michael.Join us this week as we rise and shine with a new brand of cereal, we discover what actually happened to Xander's banana and the Battling Bulls get catty on the outfield.We'd like to invest shadily in the following :Praise the Nord : Erik has Ambridge in creases.Brad or Trad? : Amber views George's antisocials.Cra
Ambridge Goes Batshit
A big thank you and welcome to our new members : Frances and Paula.This week we've got you sorted if you need a drone, David's got some investment tips and we're all off to Bridge Farm for a bit of sanity.On our confession list :Ruair Power : George handles the truth.Wooden It Be Nice : Adam plays Bad Cop.Tom Waxes Lyrical : Natasha flogs a dead jacket.Produced by Matthew WeirYou can send the most
Hungary Eyes
A huge thank you and welcome to our 5 new Patreon members : Joanna, Frances, Keith, Matthew and Hilary.This week we get an unlikely batting pairing, there's a new holiday destination in Ambridge and David has some top tips.We also stock the following vape flavours :Show Glow Up : David falls under the influence.Pickled in Brian : Adam gets all Agro.Testing Times : Ruth gets cowed.Produced by Matth
Cider Shed Midweek Special Trailer : Party Like it's 1989
Our review of the 1989 Forty Minutes Documentary 'All About Ambridge' is here.You might tell from the episode, we had an absolute blast covering this.You can listen to the full episode and many, many more by clicking the link below. https://www.patreon.com/posts/tcs-mws-party-156792371 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Adam and Heave
A warm welcome and thank you to our three new Patreon members : Katie, Vivienne and Joanna.Adam and Helen brought us to the brink this week and as a result we may have gone slightly mad during this episode.In our codicil :Wrecked Rex : The Fairbrother goes wild.Farmed Out : Adam soils himself in public.Den Tryst Appointment : Chelsea steps up for Sophie.Thanks for all your support and the lovely b
Brace for Bert
A huge thank you and welcome to our seven new Patreon members : Pauline, Sara, L. Webb, Womble 2020, Claire, Jackie and Tamsin.This week we get all litigious in the pulpit, David's turns normal and Fallon goes Dirty Dancing.We'd like to put a claim in for the following :Bit Fishy : Rex has eyes on the pies.Mam's the Word : Pip gets full support.Crumbling Dice : Brian's kids discuss his D-word.Prod
Trailer : Sherry Club Easter 2026
We cordially invite you to join us in the TCS Easter Sherry Club.There's tons of nonsense, a quiz for Keri and Jeff to battle it out over and an exciting new feature : 'Who Said it, on Reddit?'You can sign up to The Cider Shed Patreon today for this and hundreds more bonus episodes here :https://www.patreon.com/posts/sherry-club-2026-155421648 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform
1986 Easter Patreon Trailer
We may be on holday this week, but that shouldn't stop you joining in the fun, as we go 40 years back in time to Easter 1986.Engraved into our Tankard :Match Made in Hog's Heaven : Not on Jethro's watch.Short Shrift : David gets brown-trousered by Sophie.On The Fiddle : The Cider Shed is cool for The Cat.Lizzie Boredom : Brookfield's youngest tests Beecham's resolve.Sign up today for just three (T
Brian Teaser
Props to Academic Archers for their help with our title this week.A huge thank you and welcome to new Patreon members, Flora and Kathleen.This week we go on a food tour across the class spectrum, Brian breathes the 'Air' and Tony makes a wish.Hanging on our Easter wotsit tree :Bit Prickly : Pip and Carol talk Mr Hedgehog.Lynda Before Wicket : Robert finds his Googlies.Sweet Caroline : Oliver has a
Patagonia Chat
The latest Cider Shed is here people.A bug thank thank you and welcome to our newest Patreon member Ivan.A lot on the syposium agenda this wee k:There's a new manure conference dropping.'Wee' have a new sponsor.Those seeds of Tony's are starting to come up.Wearing a tag near helen might be a bit dodgy mate.Produced by Matthew WeirYou can send the most treasured person in your life a Cider Shed Pat
Sinner Man Buns
Cinnamon Bun.A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members : Catherine, Vickie, Jen and Verity.Listener Andy's facebook quip gave us a helping hand with the title this week.Join us this week as we hear an aural glimpse how The Archers might sound in the glazed pastry future, there's a gritty, new reality show following the bad seeds of Ambridge and a banging club night is ruffling Felpersham'
Rex Bomb
A big thank you and welcome to our five new Patreon members : Nick, Andrea, Sooz, Nicholas and Tim.This week we look at the latest egg-citing offers from Felpersham College, there's a new Borsetshire cop drama to get your heart jingling, we investigate a possible Helen Psyop and David wants to take you by the proportionally small hand.Our following Ducks are in a row :Tag Team : George's No.1 land
Celia-Hack
A big thank you and welcome to new members : Cathy, Scott, Nancy and Martin.This week we have the latest alarm system to save your sanity, a troubling new addiction is sweeping Ambridge and there's something off about that yellow milk from Waterley Cross dairy.In our veg box audit :Och Aye the No : Finlay takes the high road.Photo Finish : George and Eddie bond over Barry (Island=.Curtains for Bri
Shaggis, Nopes and T*tties
Keri said she wouldn't forgive me if I didn't use that title.A big thank you and welcome to our newest Patreon member Vanessa who signed up this week. It's incidentally our 250th episode too.Join us as we double down on poor Rex in the ad dept, we imagine the Borchester Show as curated by David and we have look into the aphrodisiac properties of 'Coagulum'.We're looking for willing volunteers for
Zach in The Saddle
A huge thank you and welcome to our new Patreon members : Lila, Simon, Frances, Annie and Frank.This week we take you up the Ambridge Mile, Tony tries his hand at WWE on the green, Tom pulls some old Bridge Farm bangers out for his set at Beckwell Garden Centre and all our 'high' expectations about the barn party prove to be totally misplaced, sadly.In the Pre Nup :Sowing The Seeds of Bruv : Tony
Scent of a Yeoman
Well, what a week in Ambridge. Keri and Matthew do their detective best with this one, even requiring an 11th hour add on after our initial reaction.A big thank you and welcome to our new Patreon members, Paul, Rachel, Frances and David.This week there's a new drop of wine around the Brookfield dinner table, a healthy snack to lower your spirits and a smashing new aftershave doing the rounds.You'r
Pryor Engagement
A huge thanks to new Patreon members : Sara, Rose, Rob and Partis'Anne'.This week there's some shocking new movies on at Felpersham Orpheus, there's a farming awareness campaign for the brain and a new, ill-fated theme park opening.On the milking list:Just Joshing : Is George milking Esme?Ring of Pryor : Stella signs a pact with Satan, sorry, PIP.Risk it or Brisket : George meats the parents.Produ
Growing Panes
A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members : Karl, Oliver, Sue and Belinda. We see you just joining in the last hour there, Sara. Thank you. Your jingle will be in next week's.This week, David's got a movie coming out, a new tv show AND a speaking event.Our cooperative rituals are as follows :Stubborn Stains : Justin enters the wrong dimension.Brought to Heal : Susan and Neil pass the plat
Two Out of Three Ain't Brad
A big thank you and welcome to Patreon new members Jessica and Sam.This week we're enjoying a mindful serialisation in The Echo, there's a new hotel open for business and Brad and David are putting the 'Dam' in damnation.On the list for the highland games :TB or not TB? : Esme gets herd mentality.Chelsea Morning : The sister act gets Brad out of bed.David Hay : Eddie´s price proves the last straw.
Clive Aid
A massive thank you and warm cidery welcome to our twelve new Patreon members:Rosie's Closet, Martin Freeman, Geraint Buse, Rachael Kennedy, Lousies Mitchell and Templeton, David Thomas, Rowan Bird, Mary Savage, Libby Ustic, Hannah Law and Jo.Clive's back with a new cosmic workshop, we've got Adam relief for your small business, there's a new early warning system in Ambridge and we're offering sup
Tossing The Adam?
A big thank you and welcome to our new members, Angela, Joan and Julie.This week we try to match you all up via the horsey dating app, we get a second installement of the divisive 'Truth and Lies' and we explain the health benefits of this week's titular highland game.Maybe Akram can help with the following :Bend your Will : Emma gets practical.Tunnel of Love : Akram and Helen go a bit Poly.Brad N
Chardonn-Freude
Hey everyone, we're back.Happy New Year!Hope you've all recovered from the rampage.A huge thank you and welcome to our 19 new Patreon members joining over the festive break :Paul, Lilian, Ali, Pauline, Wilden Wooley, Rosemary, Ruth, Lorraine, Naomi, Ian, Belgian Paul, Martin, Hannah, Aeron, Beau, Sharron, Tom, Sarah and Chris.Your shoutouts coming after the closing credits in this episode.This wee
Silage Night
All is calm.All is bright.And that goes for ALL our listeners.Thanks so much for listening, supporting and reviewing The Cider Shed in 2025.It means so much!Now, what's going on the top of that tree?Stringed Along : No sex or violins for Josh this Christmas.Flat Refusal : No room at the shop for Chris and Carly ex-communicates.What The Pluck? Jazzer lands a real turkey of a job.Produced by Matthew
Tractor Runs
Hey everyone,Massive thanks and welcome to new Patreon member Carl.As it's a bubble week, we'll give the writers the same respect they deserve in our bullet points : You can send the most treasured person in your life a Cider Shed Patreon membership as a gift : https://www.patreon.com/thecidershed/giftBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive
Too Junk to Pluck
A big thank you and welcome to new Cider Shed Patreon members : Susan, Drabzer, Wendy and Lowty.Don't forget, you can give someone else a TCS Patreon membership as a gift. Details can be found below.This week David takes us on a diminutive culinary tour, Eddie starts WW3 and Adam branches out.On the list for our offender manager :To Sum Up : Amber gives love a Brad name.Octopuses? Pardon? : Joy ge
Cold (Turkey) Feet
Hello everyone.As it's pertinent and as mentioned in this episode, we've made the Patreon special in which we reviewed the week of John's tractoring available to all. You can listen to it after you've listened to this week's episode by clicking here : https://www.patreon.com/posts/106953405?collection=703112We hope you enjoy it.Right, on our wedding to do list :Dam It! : An emotional release for A
Uh-Oh! Bonnar Alert!
A big thank you and welcome to our new Patreon members : Annie, Jilly, Claudia and Sonya.We decided to start with a recap of last Friday's episode before taking the high road to Scotland via Blackpool.Make sure you've packed the following :Rock Bottom :Blackpool grabs Justin, Jakob grabs a teddy.Highland Fling : Helen stands accused of love in the firth degree,Wrenalty Shootout : Tom dreams his so
George and Amber Split The Bill
A big thank you and welcome to Aine for becoming a new Cider Shed Patreon member. Much appreciated.Matthew is bracing himself for the slings and arrows of his (not really) outrageous opinion of Susan.Elsewhere, we check in with the Borsetshire Bakery that's raising the dead, Waterley Cross gets into the travel industry and David goes all clerical.A few nice bargains on the forecourt :A Massage to
Loaf Thy Neighbour
A big thank you and welcome to our new Patreon members : Melissa and Krystyna and a big cheese egg for Tom for his upgrade.Let us take you on an excellent adventure of our very own this week.Mulligan's Wake : Brown bread and in a crate.Protein Barred : Mick is cast out of church.Go Hard (Cheese) or go Home : Tom and Helen get absolutely grated.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of T
Pip 'Enjoys' Hallowhine
A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon member Barry and an equally big thanks to Mandy and Melanie for upgrading their memberships.Join us this week as we ponder the wonder of Freddie and the enigma that is Pip.Adam's cooking something up in the polytunnels, there's something out on those moors and a certain Vincent (not that one) comes back the thrill you twice.Thanks for all you support.Prod
Flouncy Castle
Hey there everyone.A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members : Russell and Sara.This week we go healthy with a new spread at the breakfast table, we plan ahead with Josh, we find the ultimate Ambridge tipple and we invest in Meadow Farm's backstory on cassette.Pinned in the family holiday groupchat :Back Behind Bars : George takes The Bull by the horns.Burning Ambition : Ruairi lights a f
Deadow Farm
Hey there everyoneThanks to Kate for her Patreon upgrade this week. A big thank you and welcome to Russell who signed up post recording too. Flowers incoming next week!Join us this week as David tries his big hand at stand up, St Stephen's opens its backdoors to another needy cause and we find out exactly how Kenton and Jolene come up with all their 'brilliant' ideas.Our TCS random generator gave
The Sadness of King George
Hello all.A big thanks and welome to our newest Patreon member Claire.This week we're breaking out of jail and headed to the service station for some flowers.On our discharge sheet:Bored Games : Adam puts Paul into a coma.Neil Before Me : No such thing as a lazy Susan.You're George-ous : Our favourite Grundy gets it on.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive
The End is Neigh
Hey all.A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members : Alice, Bosie and Christine.Bartleby's very excited to be back, Adam's calling long distance to Scotland and Mr Appleby is offering up his services to a wider audience.Our crisp flavours are:Brush with The Law : Is George telling the tooth?Brad Medicine : Junior Horrobin almost gets the Amber Nectar.Self Farm : Ruairi and Adam commit a Co
Umm... Maize and Grace?
A big thank you and welcome to new our newest Patreon member Kate.We wrapped up our listening a little early this week due to work and travel demands but it seems we've ended up with a pod as long as usual. Go figure.We go back and give Wally's Buns the send off they deserve after being culled from the omnibus, we head to a rave up on Lakey Hill to get 'mashed', Adam gets a second season on Radio
Praise The Lloyd
A big thank you and welcome to new members : Holly, Jean and Ian and a huge shoutout to Amanda 'Ketchup' Kitely for upgrading.Slighter later than usual, bit of disruption over at the Portugal branch of TCS, massive Tony style apologies for that.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It
Cleopatra vs Pip : Queen of Denial
A big thank you and welcome to new Patrons : Alison, Karen and Jo.A wider thank you to all of you for supporting the pod, it means a lot.Did you survive WW3? (Warburton Week)We did, just.First over the top:Illuminateeth : Who are the shadowy elite behind Amber's smile.Dogwalk Like an Egyptian : We're team Cleo all the way.Wally Get Your Bun : Fallon tells the weirdest story ever.Lots of love,TCS H
Lawrence is a Big Red Flag
Hello you lovely bunch.Normal service has resumed and the Cider Shed is back.A massive thanks and warmest of welcomes to our eleven new Patrons : Sophie, Stella, Sharon, Shirley, Debra, Robert, Bronnie, Jonathan, Mark, Tilly and Teona.Join us this week as we apply the best pest repellent Ambridge has to offer, we proudly don our Home Farm merch and we pop over to Roserran in the Vale for a spot of
TCS Holiday Special Part 4 Trailer
Our 4th Holiday Special is here.All the way back to November 2006 and Ruth's on her way to Oxford to meet Sam, David's cooking up a wild Italian storm in the kitchen and Adam is being funny, apparently.You can hear this and all our other midweek/holiday specials in full by becoming a Patreon member here for as little as £3 a month : https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedThanks for all your support.T
TCS Holiday Special Part 3 Trailer
Hello you lot!It's time to see what we made of midsummer 2014.You can hear this and all our specials in full by signing up here for as little as £3 a month : https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedSure, Roy and Elizabeth have still got their Greenbury Fields wristbands on, but have they showered the fetid festival filth off completely?David does his bit for Borsetshire tourism and later on he attemp
TCS Holiday Special Part 2 Trailer
Hello fair folk of The Cider Shed listenership.Our second review of June 1986 is here.You too could come back to 1986 with us by clicking here : https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedThe Howards have gone (cries) but it hasn't dampened Brian's ire towards folk staying on his land.We open the file on Elizabeth investigating Nelson's recent visitor and we have VIP tickets to Eddie's acoustic set up on
TCS Holiday Special Part 1 Trailer
A little taster of our first holiday special for you. You can listen in full by signing up at https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedIt's late May 1986, Jethro, David, Neil and Phil are getting the hay in at Brookfield.Brian and Jenny have converted The Rookeries into holiday cottages although their first family may be arriving a LITTLE early. Peggy and her Mum watch on.David has agreed to go away wi
Clean Up on Aisle Heaven
Hello all.We'll be taking a two week break after this week's episode but don't worry, there will be four time-travel holiday specials going out on both the Wednesdays and Saturdays that we're off. If you fancy trips back to 1986 and beyond, you can sign up here : https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedThanks and welcome to new members Amanda and Cumnor Jules.Join us this week as we discover how to di
Grundy Turkey Teeth
Welcome one, welcome all. Your teeth look FANTASTIC!Huge thanks and welcome to new members : Matt, Sue, Joshua and a returning Nollaig.Wider thanks to all of you for supporting the podcast.Tugging at our heartstrings this week :Field of Schemes : Ruth and Stella combine against the grain.Dental as Anything : Is Amber planning a Turkish delight?Can't Bear it Anymore : Tedicals are a f***ing thing n
Akram Gets a Tug Job
A massive thank you and welcome to Clare and Dan for becoming Patreon members this week and further thanks to all of those who support the podcast.Join Keri and Matthew this week as we track down an ensemble from the Borsetshire underground, we give Akram his plumbing flowers and we have a second look at Rosseran-in-The Vale.On our best man to-do-list :Money For Old Storyline : This fete thing's a
Steam a Little Dream, Marlene
A big thank you and welcome to new Cider Shed Patreon members : Bronwyn, Angie, Liz and EJ.Join us this week as we take a sauna-fied tour of Borsetshire's finest villages.On our cocktail menu:Pryor Commitment : Mum's the word. Just not for our Stella.Scratch That : Markie's got the key. He's got the secret.Bully Beef : Amber doesn't want to go to Chelsea.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful
Bouncer's Dream
A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members: Lakey Bill and Rachael Stevens and further lovin' shoutouts to Kath and Rachel for their gorgeous upgrades.We plan something 'traditional' in the Ambridge summer calendar, we check out neighbouring village Mitton Rise and Brian has an alternative to 'Vertical Farming'.Well, it was a Warburton week after all...On our subcommittee to do list this w
Grunge Farm
While Keri and Matthew may be disappointed at the break up of Dross (again), they didn't let that stop them plugging in and turning themselves up to eleven this week.A huge thank you and welcome to new Patrons: David, Imogen, Julie and a mystery supporter, Massive props to John for his upgrade too.As always, a wider thank you to ALL of you who make this pod happen. BISOUS!Join us as we attend a He
You Are Now Entering Amberidge
A huge thank you and welcome to new TCS Patreon members ; Clare, Dan, Christine and Sally.We weren't all that taken with the first half of the week in Ambridge but oh my, how that changed!See if you can spot the moment we completely turned our tractors around.We also got to hear Clarrie going gritty in the canteen, Netherbourne and Waterley Cross vying for village of the year and we look into what
Amber Alert
The latest Cider Shed is here to boom and shake your room.A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members Margaret and Anne and their generous gifters.Dating in prison, an all-new festival for Ambridge and Underwood's Local targets its audience.On our comback setlist:Back at The Crease : A returning Harrison puts the 'L' in Franchester.No Sense of Boomer : Emma gets Ambered in the car park.Grou
Corn to Be Wild?
A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members : Kat, Holly and Lou. Much respect.Join Keri and Matthew on the pod this week as David swears badgery revenge, we discover a hidden corner of Albania and we get the latest feedback regarding the village shop.Now, on our agenda today:Tirana Sore-Arse : Albania is becoming a pain in Kate's backside.You Swear it Well : Rosie brings the Brookfield Cur
Farms Wide Open
Hi everyone. Come join Keri and Matthew as we open our farm gates wide open for you this weekend.A warm welcome and big cider hugs to our new Patreon members : Ros, Chloe, Siobhan and Nicola. Further TCS props/love to Paul Newman for his membership upgrade.The order of service is as follows:You Give Me Phoeber : The return of Matthew's favourite Green Goddess.Vicar Mortis : Unfinished Syncope for
Hammer Horror
A big cidery welcome to new Patrons : Kathryn, Alison, Colin and Kath.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss where you can go to get away from it all for 7-9 minutes when Ambridge life gets too much. David has a spoken word event coming up and Susan's got a book in her, apparently. We've got a decent selection of absolute bangers for you:Cop Out : Harrison is missing presumed a bit daft.R
Come Dane With Me
Hello all!A huge thank you and welcome to new Cider Shed Patreon members : Paul, Maria, Rohan and Alison.We can see you're all done with The Archers this week and seem to have dropped your napkin. Do you need a lift home to normality?Join Keri and Matthew this week as we check out the latest liquifying options at the EV charging station, we launch an all-new Ambridge road safety campaign and we en
Cheese Singles
Ask for Angela : https://askforangela.co.uk/Refuge : https://refuge.org.uk/Women's Aid : https://www.womensaid.org.uk/NCDV : https://www.ncdv.org.uk/From The BBC : https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp3wwkk6e5voWe'll sidestep the levity in the description this week.Peace and love.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive
The Archers Get a Pounding
Join Keri and Matthew this week as they hear from Borsetshire's most trustworthy investment capital firm, tour Felpersham's renewed luxury cat home and then make you uncannily fancy a radish.Huge cidery hugs and thanks to new Patreon members : Michael, Tamsin, Carol, Joker TV, Lee and Rachel.To our listeners, we leave the following:Will and Testy-ment : A heir-raising week at BeechwoodClerical Err
Peg Out
Welcome one, welcome all. Keri and Matthew are here with the latest Cider Shed episode.A big thank you and welcome to our six new Patreon members: Alison, Claire, Gill, Lee, Phillipa and Zizi.And of course, a broader thank you to all of you supporting the pod via Patreon. It means so much and helps enormously.In the slide projector this week :Scatasha : The Tearoom boss comforts her No.2 over a P
Plant-Based Riot
Psssst! Keri and Matthew have snuck you an access-all-areas pass for The Cider Shed this week, just don't forget the fluffy handcuffs, ok?A big thank you and welcome to new patrons : John, Diana, Emily, Stuart and (checks notes) Grundy's Gusset.Join us this week as we hack into the public address system of Felpersham Shopping Centre to expose the following:Elbow Room : An injured Rochelle comes ab
Rex Appeal
A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members: Beata, Nikki, Amy, Tim, Kate, Ruth, Naomi and Libby.And a broader thanks to all of you for your support.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they book Saskia in for a consultancy session, go wild at 'Laser Thing' and watch a fully recovered Edgley Morris in all their jingley glory.On the list for V.E. Day are :You Saski Thing : Rochelle meats up.Ki
The Cider Shed Easter Patreon Swapshop Special
Happy Easter everyone.We hope all is good with you.Our Easter Special is now out, exclusively for Patreon members.You can find it here : https://www.patreon.com/posts/cider-shed-127001235?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_linkJoin us as we go rampaging though the Magi-Maze all the way back to August 2005 and Lynda Snell's ins
The Cider Shed is 4
Hello you lovely lot,Four years eh? We can barely believe it either.Huge thanks and big welcome to new Patreon members: Anna, Laura, Craig, Mason, Sarah and Kirsty. As always, a wider thank you to all of you who support us and make the pod possible.Thanks for all the birthday messages. Those of you that left audios earlier in the week might just hear yourself at the end.On the chopping block this
Casey Meets Rochelle
Hello you fine folk.A big thank you and welcome to our new Patreon members: Frosty Fox, Louise Peterkin, Aunty Mary from The Dairy, Terry Cross, Tom Roe, Deborah Shields and Lindorfan.Welcome one, welcome all, and of course, a broader thank you and collective mulled cider hug to all those who support us and make the pod possible.So, on your CV...you've written the following:Clarrie-Fication : Momm
Joy Division
Hello all,A big thank you and welcome to new Patrons : Emma, M.Squike and Adam L.Join us this week as we attend the slamdown of the century in the Tea Room carpark, offer a helping hand to those in need and Keri gets tough at Bridge Farm.We've memorised the following things for our big interview:Atmosphere : Rochelle pushes Joy. Has she lost control?Culture Wars : The heart-churning HR p
Lily Stumps Freddie
Hey there everyone.Welcome to our 8 new Patreon members, Lori, Umm Saavo, Kevin, Heather, Moira, Jennifer's Voice, Julia and Jo.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they leaf through the Borsetshire Echo Sunday supplement looking for the following:Gravelly Voice : Did Akram make Helen's heart skip a beat?Bridge Farm HR : Not so grate tbh.Ding Dong The Plot is Dead : Does any of this storyline ring t
Curds Not Turds
A big thank you and welcome to new Patrons: Steve and Carolyn.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they seek out Freddie's latest compilation CD, discover a positive podcast to rival TCS and pick out the perfect hamper for you all.On our protest placards this week:Close to The Bone : Freddie sends The Cider Shed switchboard into meltdown.Tractor Beam : Henry has John's smile.Hi-Viz/Low-Rizz : Poor B
The Hunt for Red Pesto
Hey there folks.A big thank you and welcome to new Patrons : Daniel and Catherine.This week we delve into Ambridge's premier toilet store, the cold war and a little bit of local radio.Flat Out : Brad tosses his pancake prize away.Look at Estate of Her! : Natasha gets nasty in the house market.Anti Vacs : Brain and Lilian smash it up at The Gills'.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron o
The Fast and The Spurious
Hi all you lovely folk.A big welcome and thank you to new Patrons: Daniela, Helen and David.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they attempt to get Borsetshire Water on the blower, dream up the ultimate crowd-puller for The Bull and they look into the unknown terror of Ambridge's very own Bermuda (Cheese) Triangle.The toppings this week include:Toss Off : This competition sounds like a load of crep
Celia Creams Helen
A big welcome to new Patrons: Paul, Claudia and Catherine and a big up to long time Patron Helen.Join us this week as we try to pick the right housesitting service, we plan a little cosmetic alteration round the back and we consider a trip down Panama way for one of Wayne's signature pancakes.Now, somewhere on this remote control is the button for:Dairy Me: Helen samples defeat.House of Gill Reput
Borshitshire
Hey everyone.A big welcome to new patrons: Becky and Molly, thanks to Helen for being patient and a massive Bristol big-up to Louise for the membership upgrade.Further thanks to Mr Snodes for his inspired title idea on Bluesky.Aside from that, we're in serious mode this week, no silly ads or giggles about poop, oh no, absolutely not.I think we've finally grown up.Now, let's power-hose this lot dow
Lawrence Bowls a Wrong'un
Join Keri and Matthew at the crease this week as they attempt to win the toss.Batting order as follows:Googly-eyed: Lawrence is in for his maiden over.Swine Clue : Hannah hogs Chris's attention at the pub quiz.Isosceles Love Triangle : Brad, Ben and Zainab just don't add up.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patr
Panto Loons
Matthew comforts Keri as they piece together the criminal reconstruction of a week that felt like curtains for The Archers.A big thank you and welcome to our nine new patrons : Julie, Cushla, Benedict, Lizzie, Lisa, Linda, Charlotte, Jenny and Lorraine.Further thanks to all of you who listen and support us.Entering stage left:Button It : Mick gives Joy the silent treatment.Berwick on Speed : Ambri
Nelly, The Elephant in The Room
Join Keri and Matthew this week as they sabotage the roof of Felperham Arts Centre.A huge welcome to new patrons : James, Mark, Diana, Mary and John.Props to Rutherian for the title of this week's episode.On the physical menu list:Casey Meat-up : Vince gets romantic.Thai The Knot : Ben and Zainab pad it out.Gen Sex : Brian can do whatever the f*ck he wants.Thanks for all your support.Produced by M
Brian Chooses Bridge Over Troubled Beavers
Hey everyone,A huge welcome to new Patrons: Sian, Heather, Budleigh Belle and Allan. Thanks so much for supporting us.Join us this week for the following:Visit Borsetshire's latest theme park.Try dating in the Borsetshire dairy community. Slip into the world's first Prog Rock Hot Tub.Get to know your onions with the beloved Tom Archer.Keri quizzes Matthew.The AI Archers take over the planet and mu
Harrison Has his Chips
Hello everyone!A big welcome and massive thanks to new Patrons Yvette and Penny.Join us this week as we hear more about the David Archer movie franchise, Matthew manifests scenes in The Archers and we hear how Harrison gets on undercover up north.The dips this week are:Dam it : Khalil puts David in the gnaw about rewilding's beaver plans.Wotsit all about? : Ben and Leonard consider life in the ora
Wild Release Me
Hello everyone.Join Keri and Matthew returning from their Christmas break with 14 (count 'em!) new Patrons along for the ride.Massive thanks to Catherine, Aimee, Julian, Robert, Jennifer, Angus, Douglas, Suzanne, William, Elizabeth, Kate, Kath and both Paulas for signing up as well as a huge thank you to all our existing patrons too for their help.Carving up the family farm this week, we found:How
Patreon Christmas Special 2009 Trailer
Hey everyone,Hope you're all having a cracking festive build up.They certainly were back in the mists of time in Ambridge with a vertiable banger of a week.Joe selling bootleg cider punch at Deck the Halls (Gills).Nigel doing a gorilla striptease (possibly).Helen doubling up as a baby laxative (always).New Netflix series just dropped : Mike Tucker in Paris (Oui Oui!),We loved every minute of it, a
The Golden Cauldron
Hey all.A big welcome to new Patrons: Charlie, Jerry, Richard, Annabelle and Anna. Thanks so much for your support.Check out David's pedantry here: https://www.bikeradar.com/features/long-reads/cycling-environmental-impactAnd go see Christmas Present and Correct here : https://www.lichfieldgarrick.com/events/christmas-present-correctHave a very merry Christmas, see you on the other side.Produced b
