Clueless on Classics | Mythology & History for the Uninitiated
Natalie H 9 episodes Nov 4, 2026
Clueless on Classics is a podcast about Greek and Roman mythology, history, heroes, and monsters for listeners who are either new to the ancient world or deeply familiar with it. Each episode takes a topic from the ancient Mediterranean and explores it with humor, sarcasm, and plenty of irreverence. Host Nat, a millennial with a degree in really old stuff, invites listeners to grab a drink and enjoy the stupidity, hilarity, ingenuity, and audacity of antiquity. The show aims to make classical myths and history approachable and entertaining without taking them too seriously.
Episodes
Athena - Do It Like a Dude
Athena is a complicated goddess and a constant daddy's girl. Is she cruel and vengeful or just a victim of a smear campaign?From her birth, to her involvement with heroes, to the terrifying tale of going up against her in a weaving contest - we've got all the stories and none of the judgement. That's your job!Clueless on Classics is a podcast built around Greek and Roman mythology and
Medusa - I Dare You to Look
Medusa is probably the most recognisable character in all mythology, but how well do you know her story?Was she born a monster, or made into one? Was Athena justified? Was Medusa born into a world which would always make her a monster?Come on the journey, learn the different tales of her life, come to your own conclusion about whether it was fair or just.Clueless on Classics is a podcast built aro
Medea - Mother Knows Best
Medea is undoubtedly one of the most divisive characters of Greek mythology, but why?Come along on her journey, learn about her relationship with Jason, his betrayal, and her revenge. Decide for yourself if you believe she can be redeemed, or if she's destined to be tarnished forever more.Clueless on Classics is a podcast built around Greek and Roman mythology and ancient history. Taking the o
Heracles (Hercules) - Zero to Hero, and Back Again
Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll...of murder.The real story of Heracles couldn't be more different from the Disney classic, so come along on a journey of murder, redemption, revenge and all round unbelievable craziness. Whether you call him Heracles, Hercules, or Alcides, the story remains the same and never ceases to shock those who read it. Can someone be redeemed for an unforgivable act? C
Persephone - Springtime Dread Queen
Persephone, the dual sided goddess. One side spring, one side death. This is the her story, and you've probably heard bits already - but did anyone tell you she's responsible for the creation of mint? Exactly.So come on a slightly unhinged journey through fields of flowers, kidnaps, ransoms, a mothers fight for justice, and the eventual crowning of the Queen of the Underworld.Did she make
Orpheus - Wait for Me (I'm Coming)
How far would you go, for love?The most well known musician in the ancient world went all the way to the underworld, but was it enough?Join us on a tale with a snake who doesn't quit, a bride who doesn't get her honeymoon, and a horrible lack of self-control. We're going on a quest to bring back our love - what could possibly go wrong?Whether you've never heard of Orpheus or you sc
Achilles - A Tantrum for the Ages
How much would you sacrifice, for glory?Achilles' is one of the most recognisable Greek heroes, but how well do you know his story? Is it all hair tosses, fancy sword tricks and pouting? Come along on a journey with sentient rivers, talking horses, gods playing tricks, and a lot of sitting in a tent. This is the world's most disastrous camping trip, and there's no refunds.Clueless on C
Psyche and Cupid - Love Is Blind (until you turn the light on)
To love is to suffer, but how much is too much? Is Venus the worlds worst mother-in-law?We’re stepping away from Greek mythology and dropping straight into Roman You can expect multiple "throw self off something" attempts combined with psychotic breaks to talk to animals, reeds, towers, and water; Cupid getting mollicoddled, and Venus losing her shit several timesIs Venus insane? Did Psy
Clytemnestra - Slay, Queen
Mother. Wife. Ruler. Murderer.In this episode, we take a deep dive into the life of Clytemnestra, one of Greek mythology’s most notorious and polarising queens. Come on the journey from the Spartan royal household to the blood-soaked palace of Mycenae. We’re tracing her journey from egg to grave (yes, egg, really) and asking the ultimate question: Was she a cold-blooded monster, or a grieving moth
Odysseus - Please Just Go Home
Have you ever spent ten years trying to get home from work? Odysseus did. Come along on a quick stop tour of his perilous journey home, learn about his questionable morals, and join me in screaming "dude just use a map!"Whether you're a mythology nerd like me, appreciate a good story, or just want some new excuses for being late - Odysseus has you covered. Come and decide if he's
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