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Bloomin' Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods

Bloomin' Legends with Johnny Vaughan & Gavin Woods

Global 85 Episodes Jul 26, 2026

Join mates Johnny Vaughan and Gavin Woods as they uncover the jaw-dropping stories of history’s boldest icons and unsung heroes. From outrageous escapades to ingenious breakthroughs, every episode is packed with legendary tales you didn’t learn in school. With sharp wit and a shared sense of curiosity, Johnny and Gav turn history into a rollercoaster of laughs and surprises. Perfect for history buffs, comedy lovers, and anyone who enjoys a cracking good story.

Episodes

The Extra Legendary Bit: Drunken Sailors, Top Trumps & Plum Schnapps
The Extra Legendary Bit: Drunken Sailors, Top Trumps & Plum Schnapps Jul 26, 2026 16:15 He jumped into freezing Portsmouth water after a few sherbets, swam to HMS Warrior, climbed to the very top of the mast, and tied his trousers up there like a denim flag. He got caught in his pants by security dogs and thawed out under a heater in the guard room. Somehow, that still wasn't the maddest part of the story.The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “Th
Neil Armstrong: What He Actually Said on the Moon
Neil Armstrong: What He Actually Said on the Moon Jul 22, 2026 54:20 He learned to fly before he could drive. At 20, a cable strung across a Korean hillside ripped three feet off his wing at 350 miles an hour, and he nursed the plane to the sea before ejecting with half a second to spare. A decade later, he stopped a spacecraft spinning at one revolution per second using nothing but his nerve. Then NASA gave him a $678 pay rise and told him to go and land on the Mo
The Extra Legendary Bit: Himalayan Cowboys & South African in Disguise
The Extra Legendary Bit: Himalayan Cowboys & South African in Disguise Jul 19, 2026 16:03 He rode a horse through the Himalayas in a dinner jacket, got dragged 30 yards along a mountain path, stood up, brushed himself off, and told everyone he was fine. He wasn't fine. He was heavily medicated and privately terrified.The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods leave the history books behind and dive into the gloriously unhinged storie
Butch Cassidy: He Blew Up a Bridge & Vanished Forever
Butch Cassidy: He Blew Up a Bridge & Vanished Forever Jul 15, 2026 48:27 His first crime was stealing a pair of jeans and some pie. He left an IOU, got taken to court, and the jury let him off. Within a decade, he'd blown up a railroad bridge, robbed trains and banks across six states, and racked up the equivalent of $13.5 million, all while being described as charming, clever, and the least likely member of his gang to pull the trigger.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan
The Extra Legendary Bit: The Capsize King & Extraordinary Bastards
The Extra Legendary Bit: The Capsize King & Extraordinary Bastards Jul 12, 2026 14:05 A man so obsessed with the perfect racing finish on his dinghy that he moved it into the family hallway, sealed it inside a polytunnel, and was found at 4am, naked, still battling a mysterious dust problem he couldn't solve. That man was Johnny's dad. And this is Johnny's tribute to him.The Extra Legendary Bit is the episode where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods leave the history book
She Stole a Dead Nun & Set a Convent on Fire: Julie D'Aubigny
She Stole a Dead Nun & Set a Convent on Fire: Julie D'Aubigny Jul 8, 2026 47:02 She was a swordswoman who could beat three men at once, an opera singer with the greatest voice Louis XIV had ever heard, and a woman so fearless she broke into a convent, stole a dead nun's body, set the place on fire, and escaped with her lover. She was 17 at the time.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods tackle Julie D'Aubigny, the 17th-century French hell-raiser who sed
The Extra Legendary Bit: A blunderbuss, a bomb & Diamond White Cider
The Extra Legendary Bit: A blunderbuss, a bomb & Diamond White Cider Jul 5, 2026 13:01 He tried to flog an antique firearm to a dealer, kicked off over the price, stormed out — and was genuinely surprised when the police turned up. He wasn't bothered about nearly going to prison. He was fuming about losing the profit.The Extra Legendary Bit is the bonus episode where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods leave the history books behind and dive into the gloriously unhinged sto
Diego Maradona: Football God, Cheat & the Greatest Party Ever Thrown in a Prison
Diego Maradona: Football God, Cheat & the Greatest Party Ever Thrown in a Prison Jul 1, 2026 43:41 He grew up so poor his mum pretended she wasn't hungry so her kids could eat. By 15, he was playing professional football. By his mid-20s, he was the best player on earth, the most fouled man in the sport, and partying every single night in Naples with the mafia. He also threatened to shoot Liam and Noel Gallagher.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods take on Diego Armando
The Extra Legendary Bit: Dead Sheep, Blitz Heroines & Operation Village Green
The Extra Legendary Bit: Dead Sheep, Blitz Heroines & Operation Village Green Jun 28, 2026 18:34 A bloated, rotting ram floating in a Cornish quarry, a 12-year-old boy bullied into dragging it out, a finger inserted into a decomposing eye socket, and a long, smelly walk home that nobody ever forgot.The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin' Legends nation.What You'll He
William Shakespeare: 1,700 Words, 6 Signatures & 7 Missing Years
William Shakespeare: 1,700 Words, 6 Signatures & 7 Missing Years Jun 24, 2026 51:14 He's the most famous writer in the English language, the inventor of over 1,700 words we still use today, and a man so legendary he's known simply as The Bard. There's just one problem: almost nothing is known about him, only six of his signatures survive, and none of them suggest an educated hand.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin "The Woodman" Woods tackle William Shakespeare, the glove m
The Extra Legendary Bit: Mad Grandads, Fast Cars and Family Legends
The Extra Legendary Bit: Mad Grandads, Fast Cars and Family Legends Jun 21, 2026 19:17 A Dutch resistance fighter with a taste for fast cars, a grandad who held a 40-year grudge, and a family tradition of driving so wildly it terrified everyone in the passenger seat.The Extra Legendary Bit is where Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods dive into your messages and uncover the gloriously unhinged tales sent in by the Bloomin’ Legends nation.What You’ll Hear in This Episode:🚗 Th
The First Man Ever to be Awarded the Victoria Cross Twice: Arthur Martin-Leake
The First Man Ever to be Awarded the Victoria Cross Twice: Arthur Martin-Leake Jun 17, 2026 49:19 A doctor who kept treating the wounded after being shot three times, the first man in history to win the Victoria Cross twice, and a war record so extraordinary only two other men have ever matched it.In this episode, Johnny Vaughan and Gavin “The Woodman” Woods tell the story of Lieutenant Colonel Arthur Martin-Leake, the British Army medic who became the first ever recipient of a Victoria Cross

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