CavernCast
A relaxed, chill, light podcast talking about a selection of 5 different topics each episode. For easy listening and fans of warm, comforting voices.
Episodes
S4 Episode 25 - Finger Sheet Wheel Dye Decrease
How good are finger sandwiches right? Best thing since the invention of the wheel, which I also talk about today, and a terrible hair dying story and my two friends that are ghosts.
S4 Episode 24 - LA Portland Utah Denver NYC
I went exploring around the US last month. It was very fun. So I thought I would talk about 5 of the places I went to instead of 5 words.
S4 Episode 23 - Hollow Climb High-Pitched Quartz Aftermath
I went to Prague, I sing Miley Cyrus, I think I'm racist towards rocks and did you know there's a sound that makes you poop yourself? Enjoy x
S4 Episode 22 - Foot Inflate Crackle Tank Judicious
Did you know you can tell your ancestry from your feet? Also I went to Glastonbury for the first time and my friend has a WW2 tank in her garden
S4 Episode 21 - Holistic Fluffy Dig Spring Consecrat
I'm really hoping that knowing where the seasons came from is not something everyone knew except me. Also what something 'holistic' actually means. I hope we are learning together today. And I talk about fluffy things. So that's nice at least.
S4 Episode 20 - Ray Supreme Chalk Hoax Park
Settling the argument of car parks vs parking lots, the secrets of a haunted underground cave network outside London and how there can be SO many World's BEST food places. Come hang x
S4 Episode 19 - Chip Die Acoustics Geese Digest
I finally put to rest the difference between potato chips and crisps. I talk about rooms where you can only hear your own heartbeat and also Geese are God's punishment to us.
S4 Episode 18 - Puzzled Acidic Bead Ink Innate
Your favourite breakfast juice is more lethal to fish than acid rain. DID YOU KNOW?! Me neither. We learn a lot today. Come hang <3 x
S4 Episode 17 - Spade Drum Ship Hop Blossom
Did you know a 60 year old woman from Yorkshire was the reason that ship got stuck in the Suez Canal? Also the origin of drums and my first EVER flat tyre! What a time for me. Enjoy x
S4 Episode 16 - Chickens Yummy Spin Flash Motivate
Hello. Happy New Year. I've just realised you can leave comments. That's nice. I have been reading them. You are sweet and strange like me. This is episode is about chickens, my issues with the colour of thomas the tank engine and his friends and the fastest spinning thing in the world....spoiler it is not a washing machine.
S4 Episode 15 - Twist Spray Cheese Floor Gray
Twist but no shout. Cheese twice. Sausage rolls thrice and more talk about Ice Lollies. the festive season is here and honestly we're just chilling <3 x
S4 Episode 14 - Ticket Ferry Glistening Adhesive Fetch
If you want a deeper dive into why fetch didn't happen, look no further. Also come learn about the ferryman of the underworld and the first drugs I ever did. Enjoy :) x
S4 Episode 13 - Cup Milky Zany Straw Purring
Hello :) I went round Scotland in a campervan but now I'm back with a rant about cup handles, the difference between hay and straw which apparently I didn't know and a rendition of an absolute banger from Fairly Odd Parents. Enjoy x
S4 Episode 12 - Flat Wave Groovy Greasy Approach
Dude I think the earth might actually be flat you know...
S4 Episode 11 - Crowded Knight Thump Catch Lunchroom
More festival talk like how we couldn't get in for 3 hours and how system of a down led to me becoming best friends with my best friend. also elton john goes to war!?
S4 Episode 10 - Offer Elfin Stink Flimsy Vacation
I think I'm going to start falling asleep in random places. It feels like a fun thing to do. I also want to become a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man. These are my new goals.
S4 Episode 9 - Lumpy Purple Spit Honey Sneaky
IS THERE ANYTHING GOOD THAT IS LUMPY?
S4 Episode 8 - Jam Knotty Cobweb Paint Adjustment
Learning basic things today like how paint and jam are made...and trying not to get the two mixed up. Also I think some spiders hacked wikipedia
S4 Episode 7 - Adorable Seashore Afraid Miscreant Inspire
A CavernCast first as we're hanging out with a new pal with a wonderful voice today. I went to Chicago to chill with the female version of me, Maria Palmer and we had a whale of a time talking about cats, tongue twisters and our deepest fears. Y'know...small talk that new friends make.
S4 Episode 6 - Wrist Silver Feast Icicle Perfect
Why do they not do the treats they did when I was a kid!? HUH?! I am sad. Also there is a cat. Also what if we didn't have wrists?
S4 Episode 5 - Swanky Horn Alley Nebulous Crave
The history of one of New York's most famous streets and how swanky doesn't have any brothers or sisters :(
S4 Episode 4 - Shaggy Unwritten Crayon Zebra Brave
like zoinks scoob you gotta feel the rain on your skin maaan.
S4 - Episode 3 - Overtake Tomato Roll March Scar
Why is March called March? and can I turn a tomato into a philosophical lesson? Come, listen and enjoy while you find out x
S4 Episode 2 - Cat Camp Assorted Pear Carve
Come hang out while I delve into the attachment styles of cats and talk about how I was lied to about sweet when I was a child...but not like that.
S4 Episode 1 - Roof Stormy Shiver Sparkling Tax
Hello :) Good to be back. Here's some stories including a terrible recent airport experience and my absolutely totally sane issues with sparkling water.
S3 Episode 14 Dinosaur Apple Vagabond Roast Zephyr
Time for some fun dinosaur facts today, along with apple bobbing being the original dating app and the origins of the Sunday Roast x
S3 Episode 13 Chess Giants Trunk Tangy Comfort
Hello. Come hang out and listen to the time I breifly thought I was as important as Jesus when I was 6 and the REAL truth about Jack and the Beanstalk. Enjoy x
S3 Episode 12 - Nick Gravy Fixed Handy Lumpy
Finally in my new place that i have found out has broken asbestos and smoke alarms that won't stop once they go off....how very relaxing. Time for a new episode I think....
S3 Episode 11 Bridge Translate Baseball Cactus Shrink
Today my co-host is my friend's cat and I talk about the time I embarrassed myself in front of a lovely french girl. also the origin of poohsticks :)
S3 Episode 10 - Loaf Library Bird Smell Push
Want to hear a very sensual description of bread? Well you're in luck. Also the actual history of the lost library of Alexandria...but mostly the bread.
S3 - Q&A
Thank you for all your questions. I talk about what I think of love, how to sleep real good and the great tiktok chicken war of 2023. Enjoy :)
S3 Episode 9 - Grip Flake Shave Miniature Soothe
A heartfelt letter of complaint about cadbury flakes and the interesting origins of some childhood faves. Enjoy x
S3 Episode 8 - Blow Rabbit Sprout Fancy Soar
Listen to the wind bloooow. And listen to me talk about why I disagree with the wind almost entirely. Also the origins of Brussels Sprouts and something that will forever change how you think of rabbits. Enjoy :)
S3 Episode 7 Bedroom Steep Wacky Nuts Premium
Hello. good to be back :) thanks for being patient. let's return to the chill with talk of childhood bedrooms, old cartoons and the mandela effect. Enjoy x
S3 Episode 6 - Tongue Cash Crowd Ticket Chip
Some tales of instant karma and the weird things to do with tongues. Also an argument with an ATM. Sounds about right for a CavernCast episode :) Enjoy! C x
S3 - Episode 5 Raspy Road Balls Paste
A slightly shorter hang out than usual. Life is a crazy thing. Hope you're okay. Did you eat paste as a child?
S3 - Episode 4 Moon Tuna Yellow Club Obeisance
literally the first words i said today and i kinda of enjoyed what came out lmao. don't know how often that'll happen but we'll enjoy it for today :)
S3 Episode 3 - Popcorn Slink Cook Soap Labor
Hello. Come chill out to some fit history facts in this episode as well as me talking about the best night I've had in a while (spoiler there were dogs) Enjoy <3 x
S3 Episode 2 - Book Cream Aromatic Zippy Ant
Back at it again with the white vans. actually i'm wearing nikes but whatever. literature, creamy goodness and weird smelling things. if that doesnt entice you to this episode i don't know what will. enjoy :)
S3 Episode 1 - Expansion Oceanic Stretch Bright Childlike
Hello hello it is wonderful to be back and in true CC form this episode goes down deep real quick and back up to the surface faster than a buried dude the day before a zombie apocalypse. LETS GO SEASON 3.
S2: Episode 33 - Festive Special 2022
I honestly didn't think this was gonna get done but I MADE IT! Wishing y'all the best holiday period you can have. Please enjoy the second festive special featuring a lot of rambling as per usual, some helpful tips if these times are difficult for you and a reading of a well loved festive story :) C x
S2: Episode 32 Dreams
It's finally here. The dreaming special. Come chill while I talk about this crazy place our minds create...or does it already exist? Sleep, Lucid dreams, Dream interpretation, it's all in there. Enjoy x
S2: Episode 31 Slime Husky Spiky Goofy Creator
SO MANY ADJECTIVES. Come listen to how I might actually be goofy's son and the true identity of the dog in my tiktok profile picture since the beginning. Basically lots of dog talk :) Enjoy x
S2: Episode 30 Toes Moon Snake Doll Scab
Don't worry, I don't talk about THOSE kind of toes. Also a really cool theory on why werewolves change on a full moon. Enjoy x
S2: Episode 29 - Furniture Sand Hatch Slip Alley
A life goal of mine is to own a very particular type of chair. Also I pose a very interesting question about a stroll in the woods with a cat. Enjoy <3
S2: Episode 28 - Thunder Swim Animated Wool Grey
Hello. Today while you chill I'm gonna tell you about the time I saved my friends dog who really didn't want to be saved and how I accidentally became a bully at school very briefly. Enjoy :) x
S2: Episode 27 - 2022 Halloween Special
OoooOOOoooooh. (scarily) Happy Halloween y'all. Hope you enjoy this special episode diving into where some of these spooky mythical monsters came from and my own experience with the supernatties. Enjoy <3Music used "SCP-x3x (I am Not OK)" and "SCP-x7x (6th Floor)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativec
S2: Episode 26 - Quixotic Band Donkey Lettuce Pause
Some absolutely mad serendipity in this episode. flabbergasted tbh. enjoy :)
S2 - Episode 25 - Impolite Absorb Slay Sisters Develop
A crazy couple of weeks but hello again :) sniffly but content whilst talking about weird connections with strangers, learning languages and buffy. sounds good right? Enjoy xx
S2: Episode 24 - Apples Copper Alarm Volcano Swing
In this episode I talk about how my van is basically my attention seeking dog, the origin of 'copper' and a wonderful way to release your inner child. Enjoy :)
S2: Episode 23 - Bear Clover Garrulous Jump Redo
Hello. Turns out Grizzly bears are absolute units and I went up in a hot air balloon! This and more in this weeks episode. Enjoy :)
S2: Episode 22 - Conker Soda Giraffe Toothbrush Passenger
In this episode basically I think everything is an alien invasion and also find out why soda is actually called soda. Also the time a weird housemate used my toothbrush for something very different than what it should be used for. Enjoy :) x
S2: Episode 21 - Mammoth Boat Bulb Crabby Wing
More of a fact based episode today because once again I have the big lurgy but I learned a lot so come learn with me :)
S2: Episode 20 - One Year Q&A Special
Happy Birthday to the little podcast that could. I'm so happy I started CavernCast and it does not feel like it's been a year at all. Thank you all so much for sending in your questions. Hope you enjoy the answers :)
S2: Episode 19 - Hose Cherry Savory Toad Spark
Get ready to have your mind blown about toads and be subjected to my jealousy of talented children.
S2: Episode 18 - Gold Dress Camera Whisper Worm
I thought this would end up a shorter episode but turns out I still waffled philosophical for a while. Today it was about the wonder of polaroid photos, that cursed photo of the white, gold, blue, black dress and how I was attacked by a demon wasp this week. Enjoy x
S2: Episode 17 - Room Venomous Glow Potato Desk
Hello. I've been at the Edinburgh Fringe for the first time which has been swell. But today I talk about one of the best worst creations of art ever made, how crisps were invented because of revenge and and why fireflies probably have a BO problem. Enjoy x
S2: Episode 16 - Bloody Peaceful Tin Board Quicksand
The first two words is how I would describe this podcast tbh. Come find out how to escape quicksand like a pro and the ancient history of the world's oldest board game.
S2: Episode 15 - Bumpy Chew Box Lush Clash
A very onomatopoeic episode for you today. I talk about how I may or may not have taken the life of a swan by accident, why I would win the floor is lava world championship and how kids shows used to be nightmare fuel. Enjoy x
S2: Episode 14 - Locket Shoe Evanescent Cloud Eyes
Hello. So I realised after listening to the band Evanescence for literal years I never knew what it actually meant. Well now I do and you can do. I also talk about how I may have been responsible for breaking up two best friends...and shoes....let's get some shoes. <3
S2: Episode 13 - Colourful Birthday Fry Parsimonious Heavy
Hello, in today's episode while you chill I talk about the best birthday surprise i've ever given, the most colourful memory I have and that weird feeling when you pick something up you think is gonna be really heavy but then like...isn't. CRAZY stuff. Enjoy. x
S2: Episode 12 - Bat Strike Faint Flock Watch
Now that I've mentally and emotionally processed Stranger Things vol.2...here is this weeks episode where I talk about the time I fainted in the bathroom and nearly got kicked out of a bowling alley....y'know...chill stuff x
S2: Episode 11 - Roll Wave Ladybug Train Board
Okay there are some VERY random thoughts in this episode. But I really enjoyed it. I hope you do too. Come learn about the 8520478 things to call a ladybug, the time I found something....interesting in a pool and about how some people chase cheese down a hill. C x
S2: Episode 10 - Jeans Console Knot Dream Silent
Today I tell the story of the first time I was technically stood up, read a poem I wrote and talk about controlling your dreams. Enjoy :) x
S2: Episode 9 - Soak Glitter Carrot Beast Slope
Hello :) it was a windy day today so get yourself a blanket and cosy up from the breeze outside. You can also hear the birds so that's nice. This week a frog landed on my head and I talk about how we have all been betrayed by carrots. Enjoy x
S2: Episode 8 Loop Folk Tiger Chalk Test
I am healed! (Pretty much) thank you all for your kind words. Allow me to send some back your way...I hope you're doing well and I hope you have a week that brings opportunity for strength and that you overcome the things I know you can. Enjoy the episode :)
S2: Episode 7 Pepper Sleeve Drama Temple Bolt
I'm not sure how I managed to do this episode with COVID, but I did! So if it's not the best...please forgive and just come have a very low energy but good vibe of a time anyway :)
S2: Episode 6 Chair Fountain Efflux Spill Snail
A podcast about a chair. What could be more enticing to send you off to sleep?
S2 Episode 5 - Glide Buffet Glass Television Nose
Hello. Come listen to the time a television gave me one of the scariest moments of my life, the time I broke my nose and how buffets can help with your social anxiety. Could there BE a more relaxing podcast?
S2: Episode 4 - Scale Egg Medieval Epicalyx Pocket
10 points for anyone who knows what an epicalyx is before listening.Also percy pig has friends. who knew?!Today's episode is full of surprises.Enjoy :)
S2: Episode 3 - Squash Eyebrow Parade Triangle Sympathetic
Hello :) come chill and find out about the time I dressed up as a power ranger, contemplate what is in the bermuda triangle and say the word squash a lot.Enjoy x
S2: Episode 2 - Bounce Mixture Model Jungle Rugby
Hello. In this episode you'll learn how rugby got me tested for ADHD as a child and the reason I would completely fail potions class at Hogawarts. Enjoy :) x
CavernCast Season 2 Episode 1 - Jewel Challenge Fly Soft Season
Hello, and welcome back to CavernCast. I've missed talking to you. Let's chill :)
Episode 26 - S1 Finale - Curl Commitment Mosaic Waterfall Goat
The season one finale where I *try* my best to leave you with a positive spin on all the words. Except waterfall...that one is just chaotic.Thank you all for listening. Season 2 coming soon x
Episode 25 - Ballet Curtain Tower Cheat Extraterrestrial
Hello did you know I used to do ballet? also where are all the aliens and I think there should be a convention for ghosts.Enjoy :)
Episode 24 - Duck Cheese Pudding Laser Joke
Hey...got any grapes? or babybels? or chocolate pudding? no? well this episode does.Enjoy :)
Episode 23 Flag Theatre Shake Bike Guide
Hello :) today I talk about a 'terrifying' theatre experience, how someone's milkshakes did in fact bring me to their yard and spoiler alert...I never passed my cycling proficiency test.Enjoy x
Episode 22 Fox Railroad Bee Maze Quote
An episode full of stories including the time I vibed with a fox, got stuck in a maze and drank a wasp.
Episode 21 - Fossil Elephant Note Lungs Meatloaf
Hello. Today as well as talking about how amazing elephants are and giving you a very chilled music lesson(ish), I also talk about how much Meat Loaf, the phenomenal rock star, inspired me as a kid up till now. May he rock in peace.
Episode 20 - Avenue Sense Dressing Tax Fairy
20 EPISODES! HELL YEAH! (but also softly spoken) I like this episode. I finally found out why different roads are named what they are. I also attempted to make TAX interesting...I really tried guys. Anyway, enjoy :)
