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The Teen Commandments

The Teen Commandments

Sara Cox Productions and Audio Always 142 episodes Nov 11, 2026

Best friends Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton survived their own chaotic teenage years together and now they’re parenting teenagers themselves. With five teens between them, they’re back in the thick of it, trying to survive the wild world of modern teenage behaviour with humour, honesty and a lot of nostalgia. Each week they unpack the realities of raising teenagers, from mood swings and boundary pushing to why teens communicate mainly in grunts. The Teen Commandments is more than a parenting podcast, it’s for anyone who misses those carefree teenage years.

Episodes

Overflowing Toilets & Tart Costumes
Overflowing Toilets & Tart Costumes Nov 11, 2026 26:06 In this week's Your Turn, Sara and Clare are considering the impossible choice between spouse and best friend - or at least that's what HusBen thinks... sounds pretty straighforward to the girls! One listener shares her mortifying memory of an overflowing toilet changing her life path for the better, and we celebrate a fabulous mum who pulled a last minute costume together. Just don't
Indecent Proposals & Exuding Pheromones
Indecent Proposals & Exuding Pheromones Nov 9, 2026 35:07 Today the girls are chatting about indecent proposals that they've experienced over the years...They also chat about how Clare stinks of pheromones atm, fond memories of grandparents following Rememberance Day, and the upcoming Children in Need challenge!If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! It doesn't have to be about teens, we just wanna have a nosey into all of your jui
Your Turn: Clare's B-day & Touching Cloth!
Your Turn: Clare's B-day & Touching Cloth! Nov 4, 2026 21:09 Woohooo it's Clare's birthday, and both her and Sara are loving being in their 50s! This week's Your Turn features stories about horrific food poisoning, crap dads, and drunken tattoos!If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! It doesn't have to be about teens, we just wanna have a nosey into all of your juicy lives! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us
Nightmare Customers & Getting Starstruck
Nightmare Customers & Getting Starstruck Nov 2, 2026 36:20 Sara spills her secrets on how to keep your cool when rubbing shoulders with Hollywood royalty, while Clare reveals how she handles the nightmare customers in the salon! The girls also get into all things Bonfire Night, and Sara shares the story behind her absolute nightmare Ally G encounter.If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! It doesn't have to be about teens, we just wanna
Joint Colonoscopies & A Terrifying Medic
Joint Colonoscopies & A Terrifying Medic Oct 28, 2026 24:40 Can Sara convince Clare to join her for a colonoscopy? What do you do if the family discovers your dusty old dildo? And is it normal to plan and attend your own funeral? These are just a few of the hilarius topics the girls discuss on today's spooky Your Turn episode!If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! It doesn't have to be about teens, we just wanna have a nosey into al
Sexy Halloween Outfits  & Embracing The Grey!
Sexy Halloween Outfits & Embracing The Grey! Oct 26, 2026 34:26 It's almosts Halloweeeeeen, so Sara and Clare rate your iconic outfits whilst trying to work out why all halloween outfits have to be sexy if you're a woman?! The girls also discuss whether they should follow the epic trend and embrace the grey and how their teens act like patients when they're hungover!If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! It doesn't have to be ab
Your Turn: Sniff Tests & Super Spreaders
Your Turn: Sniff Tests & Super Spreaders Oct 21, 2026 17:45 Sniffing a son's miscellaneous sock (why do we do it?!), perimenopausal rage, and a trip to the clap clinic are just a few of the brilliant topics discussed in today's You Turn ep!If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! It doesn't have to be about teens, we just wanna have a nosey into all of your juicy lives! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsa
Educating Our Sons & Clare's Big News!
Educating Our Sons & Clare's Big News! Oct 19, 2026 30:05 Sara and Clare have been trying to have some important conversations with their sons lately, but there never seems to be a right moment! Clare has some exciting news to share, while Sara has been banned from getting her nails done... 👀The pair also chat about their favourite things about autumn and hear from listeners about how they felt when they recently dropped their kids off at uni. We want yo
Your Turn: Soiled Bags & Mistaken Identities
Your Turn: Soiled Bags & Mistaken Identities Oct 14, 2026 22:32 A soiled HEAD bag, partying with your teens, and a mum being mistaken for his son's girlfriend are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare chat about on today’s Your Turn episode!We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, blunders, cringey moments - we want them all! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is
Holiday Romances & Strictly Memories
Holiday Romances & Strictly Memories Oct 12, 2026 40:09 Clare's got some very exciting updates following her solo trip to Greece! With Strictly recently starting, Sara reminisces about her Christmas appearance on the show and her very, VERY slow waltz! The girls also chat about invisalign's getting in the way of romance, Love Island for people in their fifties, and hanging out with Nigella Lawson. We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, b
Your Turn: Googling Mishap & Chug it, Chug it!
Your Turn: Googling Mishap & Chug it, Chug it! Oct 7, 2026 25:43 Kids discovering glass dildos, reuniting with one-night stands, and a drunken mess, are just a few of today's hilarious Your Turn topics!We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, blunders, cringey moments - we want them all! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio AlwaysLea
Celeb Spotting & Pranking Clare's Mum
Celeb Spotting & Pranking Clare's Mum Oct 5, 2026 38:38 Clare and Sara share some of the funniest moments they’ve had with their mums recently! They also chat about finding themselves stranded with a dead phone - despite regularly telling their teens off for exactly the same thing! Plus, they’ve both had a couple of funny moments recently when they thought they’d been recognised while out and about…We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, blunders

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