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The Teen Commandments

The Teen Commandments

Sara Cox Productions and Audio Always 142 Episodes Jul 1, 2026

Best friends Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton survived their own chaotic teenage years together and now they’re parenting teenagers themselves. With five teens between them, they’re back in the thick of it, trying to survive the wild world of modern teenage behaviour with humour, honesty and a lot of nostalgia. Each week they unpack the realities of raising teenagers, from mood swings and boundary pushing to why teens communicate mainly in grunts. The Teen Commandments is more than a parenting podcast, it’s for anyone who misses those carefree teenage years.

Episodes

Your Turn: Imposter Syndrome & A Stray Pair Of Knickers Jul 1, 2026 21:41 Avoiding awkward questions from your teens, imposter syndrome, a washing disaster, and more confusing slang are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare chat about on today’s Your Turn episode!We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed already and we're yet to read it out, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can also follow us on: @djsar
Teen Slang & Energy Matching Jun 29, 2026 31:27 Sara and Clare catch up about Gogglebox and the unfortunate 'Clare close-up'! They also chat about trying not to match your teens energy, festivals, and deciphering teenage slang!And remember - We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandmentsTeen Commandments is a Sara Cox Product
Your Turn: 'Hot' Girls & Prince Albert Jun 24, 2026 23:23 On today's 'Your Turn', Sara and Clare chat about unusual crushes, a mortified teen's discovery, and Prince Albert piercings!If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandmentsTeen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio AlwaysLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/ad
Unusual Crushes & Letting Off Steam Jun 22, 2026 35:23 A Harry Styles debrief, a masterclass in Clare's flirting methods, Pride Month celebrations, and teens letting loose after exam season - it's all happening in this week's episode!And remember - We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandmentsTeen Commandments is a Sara Cox Product
Your Turn: Forgotten Spanx & Loo Roll Face Offs Jun 17, 2026 25:36 Unfortunate tattoos, teens finding your spanx, and parental 'me time' are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare chat about on today’s Your Turn episode!We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed already and we're yet to read it out, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can also follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandme
Bodyshop Dewberry & Teen Selective Memories Jun 15, 2026 40:25 We've loved reminiscing with you about your fave teenage scents - from Poison Dior perfume to Joss sticks from Afflecks Palace! Sara and Clare also chat about getting another piercing together, their first alcoholic drink with their teens, and the joy of hanging out with their mums!We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us o
Your Turn: Besties & Vajazzles Jun 10, 2026 26:10 Sara and Clare read more of your fab stories on today's Your Turn - noisy shagging, teenage best mates, shaving kits for your nether regions, and loads more!We want to hear your stories! If you're struggling to understand the complex minds of your teens OR you're haunted by the memory of your mum walking into your teenage bedroom mid-dry hump, then email us at hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can a
Tanning Beds & Swearing Teens Jun 8, 2026 39:09 Following the recent heatwave, we thought it was only right to chat about tanning - which, of course, during Sara and Clare's teenage years meant sun beds! The girls also chat about hearing their teens swear, DJing on Jeremy Clarkson's farm, and unusual revision techniques!We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsar
Your Turn: Crazy School Trips & BOGIES Jun 3, 2026 25:12 On today's 'Your Turn', Sara and Clare discuss expensive school trips, shocking pube sightings, epic dads, and Dick and Dom memories!If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandmentsTeen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio AlwaysLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice
Detention Club & Netball Rules Jun 1, 2026 35:38 It's a stressful time for the teens - exam season is here!! Sara and Clare chat about revision tactics, playing hard to get with your teens, and reminisce about their days in the swimming, netball and detention clubs...We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandmentsTeen Commandme
Your Turn: Cheeky Texts & DIY Piercings May 27, 2026 27:56 Sara and Clare read out the most definitively teenage text messages you’ve all received lately! They also hear about a teen ear-piercing entrepreneur, a mortified mum, and even more horrific school rules!We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed already and we're yet to read it out, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can also follow u
JOMO & Digital Footprints May 25, 2026 38:46 Clare's lovely daughter has found a new chum on her travels - could she be the Sara to her Clare? The girls also chat about navigating digital footprints with your teens and also the transition from feeling FOMO to JOMO!We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed already and we're yet to read it out, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou c

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