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The Teen Commandments

The Teen Commandments

Sara Cox Productions and Audio Always 142 Episodes Oct 21, 2026

Best friends Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton survived their own chaotic teenage years together and now they’re parenting teenagers themselves. With five teens between them, they’re back in the thick of it, trying to survive the wild world of modern teenage behaviour with humour, honesty and a lot of nostalgia. Each week they unpack the realities of raising teenagers, from mood swings and boundary pushing to why teens communicate mainly in grunts. The Teen Commandments is more than a parenting podcast, it’s for anyone who misses those carefree teenage years.

Episodes

Your Turn: Sniff Tests & Super Spreaders
Your Turn: Sniff Tests & Super Spreaders Oct 21, 2026 17:45 Sniffing a son's miscellaneous sock (why do we do it?!), perimenopausal rage, and a trip to the clap clinic are just a few of the brilliant topics discussed in today's You Turn ep!If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! It doesn't have to be about teens, we just wanna have a nosey into all of your juicy lives! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsa
Educating Our Sons & Clare's Big News!
Educating Our Sons & Clare's Big News! Oct 19, 2026 30:05 Sara and Clare have been trying to have some important conversations with their sons lately, but there never seems to be a right moment! Clare has some exciting news to share, while Sara has been banned from getting her nails done... 👀The pair also chat about their favourite things about autumn and hear from listeners about how they felt when they recently dropped their kids off at uni. We want yo
Your Turn: Soiled Bags & Mistaken Identities
Your Turn: Soiled Bags & Mistaken Identities Oct 14, 2026 22:32 A soiled HEAD bag, partying with your teens, and a mum being mistaken for his son's girlfriend are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare chat about on today’s Your Turn episode!We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, blunders, cringey moments - we want them all! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is
Holiday Romances & Strictly Memories
Holiday Romances & Strictly Memories Oct 12, 2026 40:09 Clare's got some very exciting updates following her solo trip to Greece! With Strictly recently starting, Sara reminisces about her Christmas appearance on the show and her very, VERY slow waltz! The girls also chat about invisalign's getting in the way of romance, Love Island for people in their fifties, and hanging out with Nigella Lawson. We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, b
Your Turn: Googling Mishap & Chug it, Chug it!
Your Turn: Googling Mishap & Chug it, Chug it! Oct 7, 2026 25:43 Kids discovering glass dildos, reuniting with one-night stands, and a drunken mess, are just a few of today's hilarious Your Turn topics!We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, blunders, cringey moments - we want them all! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio AlwaysLea
Celeb Spotting & Pranking Clare's Mum
Celeb Spotting & Pranking Clare's Mum Oct 5, 2026 38:38 Clare and Sara share some of the funniest moments they’ve had with their mums recently! They also chat about finding themselves stranded with a dead phone - despite regularly telling their teens off for exactly the same thing! Plus, they’ve both had a couple of funny moments recently when they thought they’d been recognised while out and about…We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, blunders
Your Turn: Mega Icks & Something Warm and Hairy
Your Turn: Mega Icks & Something Warm and Hairy Sep 30, 2026 26:18 Arm wrestling Ray Winstone, midnight toilet encounters, and trying to get out of Scottish Country Dancing lessons are just a few of the brilliant topics covered on today's Your Turn!If you've got a question or story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production
Unexpected Presents & Conga Lines
Unexpected Presents & Conga Lines Sep 28, 2026 38:13 Sara and Clare have had builders in recently and are confused about the 'presents' they've left them? The girls also chat about funerals and how it's important to find joy even in the sadness. There's also chatter about kissing Will Smith, popping the champers, and conga lines!If you've got a question or story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukY
Your Turn: Parenting Advice and Beauty Regimes
Your Turn: Parenting Advice and Beauty Regimes Sep 23, 2026 22:59 Clare and Sara share their new beauty routines, but one has led to Clare receiving some funny looks...The girls also read your stories about incredible parenting secrets, a shocking discovery in the woods, and kids who just cba!!If you've got a question or story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandmentsTeen
New Perms & Friendship Fallouts
New Perms & Friendship Fallouts Sep 21, 2026 38:43 Clare's thinking about getting a perm, but Sara's not so sure...They're also chatting about friendship fallouts, bedroom shines, and iconic teenage TV shows!If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandmentsTeen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio AlwaysLearn more about your ad choi
Your Turn: Drunken Mistakes & Deadly Farts
Your Turn: Drunken Mistakes & Deadly Farts Sep 16, 2026 25:15 One night stands, deadly farts, and 17 used towels over a weekend are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare chat about on today’s Your Turn episode!We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed already and we're yet to read it out, give us a nudge! Email hello@teencommandments.co.ukYou can also follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandmentsT
First Impressions & Being More Like Dolly
First Impressions & Being More Like Dolly Sep 14, 2026 37:38 Sara reveals how her teens delicately broke the Dolly news to her the other week, whilst also reminiscing about a very convincing Dolly Parton impersonator that she once book! Clare's planning to teach her son a very vital lesson...how to use the washing machine! The girls also reminisce about their first impressions of each other!If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teen

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