It’s a Girl Thing
Two best friends, Lucie and Ebony, catch up and debrief on their current chaos, often crying over things they'll forget in a few days. They invite listeners to grab a cuppa and join the ride.
Episodes
Exposed & Embarrassed: Bras, Bikinis & Barely There Moments
Hey bestiessss 💕👙This week we’re getting EXPOSED & EMBARRASSED with your most hilarious bra, bikini and wardrobe malfunction stories 😂 From nipple covers being mistaken for plasters, to stick-on bras making a dramatic escape mid-award ceremony, bikinis falling off in Thailand and boobs making an unexpected appearance at a wedding… we’ve heard it ALL. Our DMs were absolutely WILD after asking f
Side Chick Support Group: Receipts, Regrets & Reality Checks
Hey bestiessss 💌Welcome to Side Chick Support Group 😭🍿 and lock in because this week’s stories are WILD…One guy told his side chick his girlfriend was actually his sister?! It's getting weird...the girls found out, dumped him, and became long-distance besties instead - ICONSOne listener caught her man at the cinema on a date with another woman, and her bestie responded by launching popcorn all
Girlfriend vs Girl Friend: Let the Games Begin...
Hey bestiessss 💖✨This week we’re asking the question that’s started a thousand arguments… can your man really have a girl best friend? 👀From the “don’t worry, she’s like a sister” girls to the ones marking their territory, trying to prove they know him better, and even the horror stories where the girl bestie became the other woman 😭🚩We’re sharing your wildest dilemmas, biggest red flags, and whet
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Minutes: Fake Emergencies & Fast Getaways!
Hey bestiessss,This week we're diving headfirst into the art of the strategic escape...because sometimes a date goes from 'this could be cute' to SOS in under 10 mins!!From Eastenders style emergencies that quite frankly deserve some kind of award, situations that are totally out of our control (Ebony style!), including family members in the drama, and even faking medical conditions, y
Confessions of a Petty Queen: Tales of Sweet Revenge
Hey bestiessss,This week on the pod we're diving into the absolute worst thing a man can do...CHEAT...and let us tell you, the girlies did not come to play!One girly ruined her ex's commission cheque with a single conversation with her boss.Another exposed her husbands affair at HIS OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY SOSOne ex has a disgustingly smelly cheese situation on his hands...And one bestie even f
Snog, Marry, Avoid & THE BRIDESMAID PROPOSAL!!
Hey bestiessss,This week's ep starts with Lucie battling the hangover from hell, before surprising Ebony with a BRIDESMAID PROPOSAL that leaves us both crying 🥲Things then quickly descend into chaos as we play a very controversial game of Snog, Marry, Avoid...and let's just say some of the choices were deeply concerning 😅We also get into one of our bestie listeners 'Who's in the Wr
Signed, Sealed, Delivered: Accidental Texts & Immediate Regrets
Hey bestiessss 📱😭This week we are deep in ACCIDENTAL SEND HELL, and clearly, none of us are safe!!We're talking wrong chats, VOICE NOTES sent to the wrong person, screenshots that should've stayed in the camera roll, and messages that had absolutely NO business leaving the drafts folder.That sinking feeling when you realise you've sent it to the wrong person? Get ready for 30 mins of t
Permanent Reminders: Matching Tattoos & Massive Regrets
Hey bestiessss 💅This week we are discussing matching tattoos with exes and why none of us can ever make sensible decisions when a man is involved xoxoxEbony kicked off the convo, admitting that she also has a matching tattoo with her ex baby daddy and the awkward explanations she tries to give when a new man spots it 👀We also hear your HILARIOUS listener stories, including 5-day holiday romances i
Your Ex's New Girl: Fan Behaviour, Fake Accounts & Full Blown Obsession
Hey bestiessss 💅This week we're talking about your ex's new girl, and why she's suddenly your BIGGEST FAN 🪭We're getting into the fake accounts, first to view story stalking, the accidental likes from 2017, and the copycat chaos that has you questioning if you've got a long lost twin 😂As always, you guys delivered with the BEST STORIES that had us cacklinggg! We love you so muc
The Ghost of Boyfriends Past: Blocked, Back & Begging
Hey bestiessss 👻💕This week we're talking all things ghosting, with some of the most crazy comeback stories we've EVER heard!!We've got holiday group chats where the ghost is resurrected, "hello stranger" jump scares at WORK (are we not safe anywhere??), and a literal zombie asking to be unblocked like nothing ever happened...the classic.Plus of course, would it really be a Gi
The Ick That Ended It: Frozen Fingers, Footsie Freaks & Full Frontal Cringe
Hey bestiesssss 💅This week we're taking about the ICKS that made you end the relly! and when we say end it, we mean blocked, deleted, emotionally recovering!!We've got frozen fingers that made you recoil 🥴, footsie freaks who want something going on under the table 🦶, and the kind of forced american rom-com vibes that should honestly be ilegal 🚔As always, the besties did not dissappoint an
Red Flag Blindness: Married Men, Mystery Jobs & Manky Mattresses
Hey bestiessss 🚩This week’s episode is all about the BIGGEST red flags we’ve ever ignored… and trust us, some of these are absolutely unhinged. We’re talking secret wives, men with “mystery jobs” who apparently work in “business”, and one very hot man with a mattress on the floor and a bathroom that should’ve come with a hazmat suit.Why do we ignore the warning signs when someone’s fit? Why do we
Friends with Benefits or Friends with Bullsh*t?
Hey bestiesssss 💋This week we’re unpacking the absolute audacity of friends with benefits, because when did casual start coming with wedding invites, workplace lies and emotional ultimatums?!We’ve got stories of:✨ a FWB taking her to a family wedding (sir???)✨ a man asking to keep sleeping together until he’s official with another girl✨ a FWB upping the ante the second she said she was dating prop
Valentine’s Villains: Cheap Dates, Secret Side Chicks & Kissing Frogs
Hey bestiessss 💋It’s a cosy Galentine’s PJ episode, but don’t let the matching sets fool you, the Valentine’s tea is piping hot ☕️We are diving into your wild stories featuring cheap dates, secret side chicks and some truly unhinged Valentine’s behaviour that would honestly put us off dating altogether.We're also launching our NEW fave segment 'Who's in the Wrong?', where you send
Birthday Behaviourrrr: Dress Disasters, Age Deception & Cheating Exposed
Hey bestiessss 💋It’s Lucie’s 33rd birthday ep, and we are getting into some truly unhinged Birthday Behaviourrrr!From age deception and dress disasters, to birthday expectations gone spectacularly wrong and a betrayal that should honestly be illegal, these listener stories are not for the weak.We are dishing out our humble (and sometimes questionable LOL) opinions on who’s in the wrong, who needs
He Put a Ring On It! The Full Engagement Story & Our 2026 Goals
Hey bestiessss 💍✨BIG news incoming… Lucie is officially ENGAGED!!!You've asked and we've delivered, we're ready to spill it all! From how it all went down, the (princess) emotions, the surprises, and the moments that still don’t feel real yet 🥹.After the chaos, we go in deep and reflect on 2025, how grateful we are for every single one of YOU who’s listened, shared, DM’d, laughed, and
The Festive Agony Aunts vs Your Christmas Chaos
Hey bestiessss 🎄✨ we're officially in our Festive Agony Aunts era. You sent in your Christmas dilemmas and drama, from situationships coming to Christmas, to family members giving last-minute plans, mixed signals and festive stress. We’re breaking it all down, giving our best advice (that we would never take ourself LOL), and helping you survive the holidays with your sanity (mostly) intact. G
Christmas Party Carnage: Nip Slips, Festive Flings & The Accidental Snog Saga
Hey bestiesssss 💖✨This week we asked you guys for your Christmas do drama and WOW you did NOT hold back! 🤪 Nip slips on the dancefloor, secret toilet flings, misplaced kisses and the kind of behaviour that would have HR drafting emails before the hangover even hit LOL it's giving Lucie vibes.We also had some classic FUOTFs with one so bad for Ebs, she says she'll think about it for the rest of her
Operation Codename: Gold Tooth, Tommy Two & The Sausage Tits Saga
Hey bestiessss, this week we’re catching you up on life because a LOT is happening… Ebony has only gone and bought herself a HOUSE (!!) and Lucie is convinced her boyfriend is going to propose in the next two weeks, so manifest with us xOur topic today is The Nickname Theory: why every man you date somehow ends up with an iconic codename. We go through Ebony’s fabulous list...BA, Gold Tooth, Polic
Workplace Romance Gone Wild: Farmhand Flings, Bathroom Boinks & Mat Leave Misconduct
Hey bestiessss 💋 we’re back with another episode of pure unhinged chaos, starting strong with the question no one expected: is it ever ok to eat cereal (with milk!!) out of a lunchbox… on a train? 🥣🚆 Because apparently some people are doing that and we need answers.Then we chat all things Great South Run...Lucie wouldn’t have survived without Ebony (obviously 🥹) and if you’re feeling inspired to s
Stains, Rains & the Rating Game: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Heyyy bestiessss 😘 in this ep swe’re embracing all the chaos: Lucie went corporate soaking wet with a top saying GOOD MOVE (not her finest hour 😅), Ebony accidentally debuted a period stain at the school run, and we’re planning the Great South Run! Airbnb booked, nerves rising, and excitement… plus panic, obvs.We also dive into the infamous Rating Game, where in true us fashion, most of the option
Biggest Bullsh*tter: Bad Boys, Bed Restraints & Blustery Tales
Hey bestiesss! 💋 This week, we’re diving into Biggest Bullsh*tter - the wildest, most ridiculous lies boys have ever told to get out of situations instead of just...being honest! We’ve got bed restraints that were apparently “friends,” tattoos that were supposedly for “dead sisters,” and one guy who absolutely had to share a bed to comfort his friend. Plus, no episode would be complete without FUO
Welcome to Cheaterville: Exposing the Truth...
Hey bestiessss 💕 Welcome to Cheaterville! This week, we’re diving into the wildest, juiciest, most unhinged ways you found out your partner was cheating 👀💔 Get ready for drama, chaos, and the ultimate WTF moments.Of course, it wouldn’t be us without a side of chaos...Ebony somehow managed to get lost on her way to the studio (yes, the one we’ve been going to for 9 months 😂), and in FUOTF fashion,
Revenge is a Dish Best Served UNHINGED!
Hey bestiesss! 2 eps in 2 weeks, who are we!? We’re back to our unhinged roots this week 👀✨ Get ready for the ultimate petty-but-iconic breakup stories, from wedding day drama, photoshoot faking, washing machine takeovers and even pee in the iron water...don't ask!We also chat about nearly missing our flight home (spoiler: Ebs saved the day ✈️), and the mysterious thief who stole her Coke Zero, dr
Corfu Diaries Pt 2: Mortifying Moments & Bestie Question Time!
Hey bestiessss! 🌴✨ Corfu Diaries Pt 2 is serving pure holiday chaos. We kick things off with a singer who had us howling for all the wrong reasons, then Ebony spills on her kids' success with their awards 🏆. Next up, it’s Bestie Question Time, before Lucie relives the most mortifying moment ever...her and her mum accidentally stealing someone else’s spa treatment and getting caught. And just w
Corfu Diaries Pt 1: Passport Panic, McFly Madness & AITA?!
Hey besties! 👯♀️ We’re backkkk after a little hiatus (did you miss us? 👀) and of course we had to make our comeback from sunny Corfu 🌴🍹. In Part 1 of our Corfu Diaries, Lucie manages to lose her passport the night before flying (classic), we dive into your wildest AITA submissions, and...casual flex...McFly have actually watched Ebony’s singing videos and loved them!!! Get ready for the usual cha
Ebony & Becky DATED THE SAME GUY?! What Happens Next...
Hey besties! We are back with another WILD ep of IAGT!This week, we had the gorgeous Bambino Becky as our 2nd ever guest and she did not hold back!We find out all about Ebony and Becky dating the same guy, their crazy past together, and hear from you guys about more of your wild wanker stories!Safe to say this ep is FULL of surprises...the gift that keeps on giving!!In the words of Becky, enjoy an
Meeting McFly, Chicken Nugget Nightmares & One Pint Wonders
Hey besties! Buckle up because this week is chaotic 🤪.Ebony might be meeting THE Tom & Danny from McFly...yes, actual McFly. Our 13-year-old selves are screaming! Meanwhile, Lucie’s off living her best 5-star life in Chicago (and Ebony is very tempted to crash it). You also sent us some seriously iconic ‘Rate the Wanker’ stories, from lads who vanish after one pint, to those asking for chicken
Female Empowerment 101: Shimmies, Main Character Confidence & Alter Egos!
Hey besties! This week we’re shimmying our way into confidence, sass, and full-blown main character energy with our first ever guest, the fabulous Miss Dee Dee Cerise 💋!She’s a burlesque babe, queen of the alter ego, and your new hype woman. We chat female empowerment, stepping into your sexy side, and why everyone needs an inner diva with a fabulous name.Expect Ebony shimmying, Lucie in her eleme
Guess That Sound, Dodge That MIL & Mind That Lap!
Hey bestiessss, this one’s an absolute mess (in the best way). We kick things off with a chaotic game of 'Soundiculous' where we make the weirdest noises imaginable and try to guess WTF the other is doing - spoiler: we’re not good at it.Then, we dive into a wild AITA from a listener whose mother-in-law wants her to change her wedding date to fit her own schedule... excuse me, ma’am?!Finall
We Listen and We Don't Judge... But OMG?!
Hey besties! In this week's ep, we play a classic game of We Listen and We Don’t Judge, but some of these confessions had us clutching our pearls 👀.From chaotic boy drama (like giving the wrong guy a blow job), to office quickies (yep, someone shagged their colleague AT WORK), and even accidentally giving your new lover your boyfriend’s number 😱, we spill and overshare as always!Enjoy the ride! Lo
Guess the Wanker, Hair Removal Horrors & Dubai Drama!
Hey bestiessss! 💅✨ We’re back with another chaotic episode, and this one is a wild ride! We’re playing 'Which Wanker', where we spill scandalous stories about our exes and try to guess who’s who 👀. Then, we dive into some truly horrific hair removal fails (spoiler: pain was felt), plus your fuck-ups of the fortnight that had us SCREAMING.Ebony spills the tea on her Dubai getaway, and Lucie
Pre-Race Poos, Henna Regrets & Lies That Lasted!
Hey besties! In this episode, we’re sharing our most recent f*ck-ups...Lucie’s henna disaster and Ebony’s new Mum friend fail 🫣. We also scream at some of the lies you’ve told and had to keep up for way too long, like pretending to speak another language, faking finishing uni, and baking cakes that weren’t technically baked by you 🎂. Join for the chaos, stay for the laughs (and maybe a few too man
Next-Level Icks, Three Major F*ck Ups & a Change of Scenery...
Hi besties, we’re back—with a brand-new studio and a whole new batch of NEXT-LEVEL ICKS! 🤢 From unexpected bathroom horror stories to cold, wet lips (ew) and the ultimate crime...baby voices - this episode is pure chaos. Oh, and Ebony blessed us with not one, but TWO major f*ck ups. Let us know what you think of the new setup, and get ready to laugh! Love you, byeeee! xxx
Ebony Broke The Law?! Phone Snooping, Wedding Planning & Public Dance Offs
Besties, we’re back with another chaotic episode! 🎉 This time, we’re playing ‘Most Likely To’—answeringyour juicy questions! 👀 We spill all the tea on Ebony’s past ‘crimes’ (oops 😳), Lucie’s wedding planning madness, and whether snooping through your boyfriend’s phone is ever okay… plus so much more! 🔥Oh, and BIG NEWS—our brand-new phone cases arefinally here! 🎉✨Check them out here! 💖Love you load
The First Catch Up of 2025: Nude pics, new lips & NYE drama!
GUYS, WELCOME BACK! The first ep of 2025 and we are sooo excited to be back with our besties. We are so sorry about the tech difficulties we had with our audio in this ep. We promise to be better next time! Listen in to hear all about our dramatic NYE, Ebony's new lips, Lucie's nude pics and so much more. We have missed you so much! xxxx
Festive Breakups, In-Flight Hangovers & ANOTHER POO STORY
Hi besties!! SORRY FOR THE DELAY - Lucie's fault 🤣 we are back for potentially our LAST EP of the year!! and also our last ep in Ebony's studio before she moves! We talk all things festive breakups, discuss one of your hilarious dilemmas, what we've got going on at the moment in life, and THREE FUOTFs! We hope you love xxx
OUTRAGEOUS Hinge Memories, BIZARRE First Crushes & Boyfriend ICKS
Hi bestieessss, welcome back to another ep! Sorry it's a day late...Lucie forgot to upload - classic! In this ep we dive deep into one of Ebony's old Hinge memories, discuss our hilarious first crushes and have a general catch up chit chat! We hope you enjoyyy xxx
Snog, Marry, Avoid: The goss is flowing in this comeback episode!
Hello besties and welcome to our COME BACK EPISODE! We did try virtual eps but it just wasn't the vibe, so we're back and (hopefully) better than ever with a new ep for you all :) as all girly best friends do, we play the classic game of snog, marry, avoid, and you'll be surprised to hear some juicy goss and questionable choices...we are so happy to be back! love you all xxx
HOT OFF THE PRESS: Ebony has a BOYFRIEND!
Besties, what on EARTH, EBONY HAS A BOYFRIEND!! The updates we all need! We also chat through Lucie going on stag do, some of your hen do disasters and of course our f*ck ups of the fortnight! We hope you love xxx
Friendship Breakups, Drunken F*ck Ups & The Awkward Bedroom Encounter
Hey besties! Episode 19 here we go! This week Lucie is hungover again (shock) and we discuss all things friendship breakups; why they happen, how they feel and how to cope with them. Of course, we also have our f*ck-ups of the fortnight! Think forgotten bedroom toys and drunken airport stress! We hope you love :) xxx
School Secrets, Icky Dating Issues, and Joe & The Juice Updates!!!
Hey angels, welcome back to another week of the pod! Today we talk about how Ebony might be the problem...., school secrets, our first jobs and UPDATES ON JOE AND THE JUICE!!! We hope you love :) thanks for listening! xxx
Ebony Asked Out WHO From The Vamps?! Celeb Spotting, Date Rejection & More Toilet Trauma
Hey angels, welcome back to another ep of IT'S A GIRLLLL THINGGGG. We recently went to the amazing Henley Festival and in today's ep we're telling you all about it. Think celeb spotting, fashion disasters and of course, toilet trauma, what ep would be complete without it! Ebony also drops some MAJOR details on her previous crush on a certain member of The Vamps and a new romance blossoming in Joe
Terrible VPLs, Rom-Com Moments & The Holiday Romance Stalker
BESTIES this is an episode that you cannot miss. We delve into old holiday romances; Lucie's stalker, Ebony's perfect rom-com moment and some of your hilarious stories! Of course, the episode wouldn't be complete without our FUOTFs too! We hope you laugh as much as we did xxx
Putting our Friendship to the Test: Are we really besties?
Hey angels! Welcome back to the podddd, after many requests in our DMs we have caved and done a 'how well do we know each other quiz' - news flash...not very well at all haha. But hey, being besties is based on more than knowing each other's siblings right? ;) we hope you enjoy! xxx
Operation Cheer Up: The week from hell
Hi besties, happy Monday! We are back today with a seriously funny ep 14 that will have you laughing out louddd. Ebony has had the week from hell, so join us and play along with a hilarious game of 'would you rather' for operation cheer up. We love you all! xxx
The Hangover Diaries: Ebony's first time getting drunk...
Hey besties! Happy Bank Holiday Monday :) we are back from Corfu with episode 13! In this ep, we discuss Ebony's AMAZING first time getting drunk, whether it's ok to date your friend's brother, some of your dilemmas and, of course, our f*ck up of the fortnightssss - we hope you love! xxx
Boyfriend Non-Negotiables: Dirty, flirty and thriving
Hello besties! We are back with episode TWELVE - can you believe it? We are off to Corfu and Lucie has some serious timekeeping issues. We chat through all the things we'd love to see or avoid in a boyfriend. Let us know if you agree! We hope you love it, Lucie & Ebony xxx
Ghosting, Giggling & Getting Over the Ick
Hi besties! We're back with episode 11 - an angel number for those who care ;) - get ready to hear about our night at Take That, words of wisdom on your dating dilemmas, and 2 seriously funny f*ck up of the fortnights! Expect plenty of giggles as usual! Love you all xxx
Boy Band Besties, Emergency Poos & the Swift Return of Hinge
Hello angels, welcome back to the pod...we missed you last week! We're back with a hilarious episode discussing old boy band besties, your HILARIOUS poo stories and the return of Ebony's dating life. We hope you love it! Lucie & Ebony xxx
Truth or Lie: Celebrity dating, girl band dreams & boyfriend schemes
Hey besties, Happy Easter Monday! In today's ep we have a massive catch-up, play the fact or fiction game to test how well we know each other, and read through some of your HILARIOUS DMs. We hope you love! xxxx
Confession Time: Lucie kissed Ebony's boyfriend?!
Hi besties! It's Ebony's birthday wahooo, so we take a look back over our 20 years of friendship and uncover some surprising secrets! We hope you enjoy :) thanks so much for listening xxx
The Episode of Firsts: Kisses, nudes & very strange dudes
Hey besties! Welcome back to another episode of...IT'S A GIRL THING. Today we're discussing all things first; think first kiss, first time having a guy to stay over, first day at the new job, you name it, we've done it. We hope you laugh as much as we did! Lucie & Ebony xxx
The Rules of Dating: Hinge profiles, exclusivity & girl code
Hey besties! We are back with episode 6 :) get ready to delve into hinge profile preferences, the difference between exclusive and official, dating your friend's exes and so much more! Love you all, Ebony & Lucie xxx
Dodgy Drivers, Delayed Hangxiety & DIY Disasters
Hi angels, we are back after a 2-week break! We missed you :) Join us this week to chat about the trips we've been on, Lucie's big birthday night out and our funny f*ck ups of the fortnight xxx
Bucket Lists, Best Dates & Big Mistakes
Hi besties, Lucie & Ebony are off to San Francisco & Sri Lanka this week, so we're talking all things holiday, best dates ever and reading through some hilarious f*ck ups of the fortnight xxx
Birthday Behaviour and Biggest Icks
Hey besties! Tune in for ep 3 to hear about our plans for Lucie's birthday, Ebony's first shot of sambuca, drunken tales and our biggest ICKS xxx
The Yes Year: Big birthdays, terrible dates and fresh starts
Hey besties! We're back for another ep of It's a Girl Thing. We're both nearing our 31st birthdays, so we're looking back on the start of the new decade and assessing the dates, disasters and decisions that we've faced along the way. Thanks for listening! xxx
Becoming Besties: The hilarious truth
Hey besties! We're so excited that episode one of It's a Girl Thing is finally here! Tune in to hear about some red-carpet mishaps, celebrity run-ins and the hilarious story of how we became best friends over ten years ago. Lucie & Ebony xx
