The Girls Bathroom

Boy Talk: He says HER name in his SLEEP!!! Aug 18, 2026 56:14 Rodneys are rejoicing this week as their name gets added to TGB roster from a very shiny star of the week submission. One Sarah wonders why her Brian keeps saying another Sarah's name in his sleep and two evil Brians manage to derail the best man speech at our gorgeous Sarah's wedding…how dare they!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instag

Girl Talk: It’s been a year…do I carry on trying? Aug 11, 2026 1:00:14 The girls are in their Mamma Mia era and ready to solve the crimes committed against their Sarahs. From bum explosions, to secret kisses and ghostly best friends, they've got their work cut out for them. Will Cinzia ever show us her twerking abilities and will the girls get their hunchbacks in check?New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on insta

Boy Talk: Cheater busters!!! Aug 4, 2026 1:09:04 Natasha and Cynthia aka Sophia and Cinzia are in TGB HQ accompanied by their hardcore coke zeros. From famous encounters to cheating fiancés, besties living with exes and boyfriends using ChatGPT for breakups… does Brian have a brain of his own? We think NOT!!We would LOVE your votes besties 🚽💕 We're up for the British Podcast Listeners Choice Award and we would not be doing this without you!! Cli

Girl Talk: Is she my secret online hater?!? Jul 28, 2026 1:00:08 Could Cinzia really be changing her name to Cinzia Squirrell? It has a nice ring to it. The girls deliver some EXCLUSIVE news that they've been desperately waiting for and tackle your dilemmas on this glorious Wednesday. What would you do if your best friend mailed you a vibrator or was revealing your life secrets on a Reddit forum?New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegi

X-RATED: It exploded and now he’s too scared to use it!! Jul 21, 2026 1:11:32 Snapped banjos, sex wish lists and thoughts about another Brian…the girls are back from their holidays and ready to solve your X-RATED dilemmas! Plus for the first time EVER question of the week is asked by a very special guest, think superpowers, webs and Euphoria…any guesses who it might be?Vote for us for the BPA Listeners Choice Award here: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/votingClick the

Boy Talk: His kiss was like being trapped in a washing machine… Jul 14, 2026 1:07:11 Does anyone else have a strong hatred for pork chop night? If you do... then you're listening to the right podcast! The girls reminisce on their favourite meals and read out your current hyperfixation go tos in this week's Question of the Week. PLUS, what is wet, soggy and goes round and round? Ask our Sarah, because she has had a bad experience with a Brian who kisses like a washing machine... an

TGB AT HOME: My bff calls my man ugly!! Jul 7, 2026 1:18:18 Terracotta, chlamydia, razor, and labia... we fear these could all be beautiful names if it weren't for their true meanings, and if you add them to your list, we definitely aren't judging! What would you do if your ex was in the same wedding party as you… or if your "Brian" told you he loved you after sleeping with someone else? Get your hoodies on and a matcha at the ready, because these dilemmas

Girl Talk: My mum caught the affair on CAMERA!! Jun 30, 2026 1:17:15 Wake up, it's the first of the month!!!! The girls are back in TGB HQ, paired with their liquid fuel (connoisseurs if you will) and ready to solve your inconceivable dilemmas. Photo booths seem to be the place where it all goes down, from using them as toilets to even extracurricular activities with a Brian...approach all photo booths with caution from now on. Our Sarahs write in with their girl t

TGB IN ITALY Jun 23, 2026 1:19:56 TGB is in Italy and the girls have decided to adopt the CSS lifestyle, cigs, surf and sex...WICKED SWEET!!! Sarahs from far and wide tell the girls about their most chaotic girls' trip memories. Safe to say, don't fall in love on holiday...you might get robbed. One Sarah writes in about her Brian who has a hot date with HMP, and another Sarah can't get Brian out of her head...but is he still invol

Boy Talk: You guys caught my man out!!! Jun 16, 2026 59:15 How fare thee on this glorious Wednesday? Cinzia admits she'd like to enter into her renaissance era and Sophia admits she can pee whilst floating in the sea, it's never a dull day at TGB HQ! All of the Sarah's speak on their worst dates, from Brian's throwing up on themselves, drooling at the table to hidden vagina pics in their camera roll...we hope second dates were politely declined. And despa

TGB AT HOME: I think my bestie is shoplifting... Jun 9, 2026 1:07:27 Are you ready to cure your insatiable (iykyk) appetite for another episode of TGB? Sophia and Cinzia are back at home in the safety of a hoodie, accompanied by Blueberry, who herself has an insatiable appetite for humping. The girls solve their Sarah's dilemmas, from mystery sexual health clinics to shoplifting, and an all-important update on the case of the disappearing Brian!New episodes every W

THERAPIST SPECIAL Jun 2, 2026 1:04:11 We've got a very special guest at TGB HQ...someone who has seen it all and has given us the official stamp of approval. It's Blue Therapy's Karen Doherty!!! Karen is a relationship therapist, cultural commentator on modern love and specialist in relationship dynamics and neurodivergence. No stone is left unturned in this episode, from engagements to work wives and even a rare dilemma from a Brian,

X-RATED: He said I got chlamydia from GOD... May 26, 2026 1:01:29 Buckle up and strap in, hussies, because X-RATED is BACK!!! We're in for a wild ride this week as the girls play their new word game and our Sarahs admit to sending spicy texts to the wrong recipient... imagine sending a nude to the family group chat... MORTIFYING! Sophia and Cinzia try to solve your dilemmas, from one Sarah being unable to reach her pinnacle with her Brian, to another Sarah not e

Boy Talk: His whatsapp was locked…now I know why!! May 19, 2026 1:12:27 Blood sisters unite!!! The girls suffered a SERIOUS loss this week... Sophia's beloved pink smoothie met its fate on the TGB HQ carpet, but she soldiered on with the help of Cinzia's generous (and entirely selfless) smoothie donation. Crisis averted, dilemmas solved! This week the girls are diving into everything from locked WhatsApp messages to a mysterious disappearance... our Sarahs are really

Girl Talk: She asked me to be their couples therapist… May 12, 2026 1:03:21 Being reported to HMRC has got to be up there with one of the pettiest things our listeners have ever done...AND they still feel justified about it! You guys really went to town in Question of The Week. Yet again we have a thief in our midst as the girls try to solve a dilemma involving a debit card and a sister-in-law...could this be a wedding sabotage or just your regular theft case? Plus a dear

Boy Talk: I married my FATHER IN LAW?! May 5, 2026 1:24:35 Happy Wednesday to those who celebrate! This week we're asking: what's the most mortifying thing you've done in front of a Brian? From bumblebees on lips to rogue chicken fillets, your confessions did not disappoint. One Sarah's ex has just bought a house on her street. Her actual street. Another Sarah had a dream so disturbing she can barely say it out loud... And a travelling Sarah is wondering

Girl Talk: She stole HOW MUCH from me?? Apr 28, 2026 1:04:06 If there's one thing we know at TGB HQ, it's girl code. This week we're getting into which unwritten rules should actually be law - think going to the loo in clubs in pairs, ALWAYS checking for photo approval before posting, and obviously, absolutely no contact with friends' exes. Meanwhile, money is on the mind this week as one Sarah returns from her travels to discover her sister has been 'borro

X-RATED: I can’t stand the TASTE of him Apr 21, 2026 1:03:55 We're back from Bieberchella and seated in TGB HQ READY for your X-RATED dilemmas! We've got a Sarah with some serious tasting notes for an otherwise perfect Brian, and a Susan who's spicing things up in the bedroom for a bi-curious couple. Did somebody say sexual bucket list??New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJ

LIVE FROM COACHELLA Apr 14, 2026 1:03:44 S+C are coming to you straight from their Coachella bathroom floor!! Expect fave LA food recs, festival chaos, and all your dilemmas solved from the desert. This week the girls are untangling secret girlfriends, virgin Brians, and adding hussy to the TGB dictionary. Oh, and Cinzia’s officially considering a life of lies...shoutout RPatz, you started something.New episodes every Wed

Girl Talk: His mum BANNED me from their house?! Apr 7, 2026 1:02:05 The girls are back in TGB HQ and the Sarahs did NOT hold back on the question of the week, secret pregnancies, shared vibrators and sugar daddies… we are genuinely not okay. One Sarah's mother-in-law has pulled off the most unexpected villain arc after four years of "daughter she never had" energy, another's housemate ick has taken over her entire Australia experience, and one bestie has basically

Boy Talk: He has a GIRLS SHELF… should I be worried? Mar 31, 2026 1:00:59 What do you do when the Brian you're dating has a shelf just for girls? Yep, Sarah’s dealing with a truly bizarre dilemma. Meanwhile, Cinzia’s been warming up her vocal cords, but will she ever manage to pull off a prank on Sophia? And we’re also diving into the chaos of living with an ex-boyfriend, as one Sarah considers whether it’s finally time to install a mini fridge in her bedroom

Girl Talk: Who even IS my SISTER... Mar 25, 2026 1:16:27 Fake careers and imaginary allergies to fake family members and secret rotisserie chickens… the girls read out your most chaotic “Question of the Week” responses. Who else thinks Tony Blair is a silver fox?? Our Sarahs are dealing with a friend who constantly lies and one-ups you, a sister who seems to shapeshift depending on who she’s around, a birthday fallout that might have ended a friendship

X-RATED: Is it normal for my man to be doing this whilst I'm asleep?!! Mar 18, 2026 57:30 X-RATED is BACK and we’re diving headfirst into our sexual awakenings… because apparently when Shrek turns human in Shrek 2, that did something to Sophia! From dolphins allegedly plotting kidnappings, to Blue Therapy debates, to the most unhinged confessions (yes, we’re talking peeing, unexpected kinks, and questionable bedtime behaviour 😭)… this episode is all over the place i

Boy Talk: You’ll never guess who he cheated on me with… Mar 11, 2026 1:02:32 It’s the pinnacle of your week, S+C are back in TGB talking all things males! From getting undressed under the covers to blowing noses in the shower, the girls dive into all the slightly odd things your boyfriends do that drive you crazy in Question of The Week. Cinzia calls Sophia out on her lack of TikTok responses… we all know that one person who re-sends TikToks you’ve already sent them! Plus,

Girl Talk: Her dad wants to WINE AND DINE ME?! Mar 4, 2026 1:02:30 Spring has well and truly sprung, and we are feeling it here at TGB HQ, the toes are out and the 3/4 sleeve tops are on. We're so here for nudelates (IFYKYK), but… we’ll take our own mats, thank you! In this episode, we uncover a wine-and-dine bandit and a tale as old as time: the never-ending problems of the girl best friend. Will Sarah and Susan make amends after listening to this episode? Who k

Boy Talk: My boyfriend hacked my online banking??? Feb 25, 2026 1:01:46 We have been through it all this week and it's only Wednesday! Nostalgia is high as we go through your first ever songs on your iPods big shoutout to the iPod nanos, and Cinzia shares her blow dry tips for that extra va-va-voom. Our Sarah's reach out in despair this week, from a fiancé with extremely smelly breath to another Brian who is a bit too comfortable with his girlfriend's banking app and

Girl Talk: His mum is STEALING my clothes?? Feb 18, 2026 1:13:22 Will their big toenails ever be the same again? The girls are asking the important questions...and quickly discovering they might need the help of a podiatrist (definitely not a “pedomatrist”). Those with toenail problems please enter stage right! But toe troubles aren’t the only drama unfolding… We’re also investigating a mysterious case of stolen clothing. Our poor Sarah is simply trying to be r

Valentine's Special: No room at the love lodge!? Feb 11, 2026 1:12:13 Valentine’s Day is approaching, and here at TGB HQ we’re trying to figure out one very important question: what is the boy equivalent of flowers??? One of our Sarahs admits to going on a breakfast date… a lunch date… and a dinner date all in one Valentine’s Day...clever? We think so! Are we really asking for too much these days, equality or chivalry? One Sarah asks herself that very question in th

Girl Talk: Is my mum sabotaging my proposal?! Feb 4, 2026 1:03:29 Men using the stairmaster, men on scooters, eating apples and microfibre cloths… niche pet peeves have officially hit an all-time high here at TGB HQ. This week we’re debating prom dress regrets (spoiler: we have none and we stand by our choices), before diving into a truly unhinged dilemma involving a saboteur...and yes, it’s Sarah’s own mum. Plus, we’ve got a special one-off star of the week to

X-RATED: WHOOP told me he was masturbating?! Jan 28, 2026 52:01 The girls debate Twilight loyalties, crown the bush as vintage chic, and unpack listener dilemmas, from threesomes to surprise belfies (yes, bum selfies). Plus, one Sarah finds out some very interesting information through her partner’s Whoop! And lo and behold, we have a vibrator success story. Hurrah!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on in

Boy Talk: Does it count as cheating…if I felt single? Jan 21, 2026 1:13:57 This week on The Girls Bathroom we are asking you, what is the cringiest thing you have ever done to flirt? From pretending to be a gamer girl to stalking his Spotify and even letting your crush give you an eyebrow split we have truly heard it all! Our Hinge chronicles are never ending here at TGB HQ as one of our Sarahs discovers it is her Brians most used app...ouch!!! Meanwhile another Sarah fi

Girl Talk: My bestie is CATFISHING?? Jan 14, 2026 1:08:49 It’s Wednesday and we’re back in TGB HQ where things get chaotic immediately as we try and fail to figure out the difference between Hozier and Gotye, because why is the resemblance actually uncanny! Once we get past that identity crisis we dive straight into your dilemmas. On this week's agenda, we are dealing with an unwanted holiday guest, choosing between friends and a Brian yes really, jealou

Boy Talk: I planned our wedding…but he says we are just smashing?! Jan 7, 2026 1:10:15 It’s the first episode of 2026, and although we’ve adopted our new motto, “let it flow and let it go,” men are still causing our Sarahs trouble. One Sarah is negotiating romance via Monzo split-the-bill requests, while another is planning a whole future with a man who ends it in two words.Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The Girls B

Girl Talk: He's leaving me on NYE?! Dec 31, 2025 55:11 2026 is almost here and we’re officially entering our let it flow and let it go era! Could hypnotising be on the cards for 2026? Maybe. One Sarah has taken borrowing clothes to the next level by stealing her sister’s identity (Shane… or Jane enter stage left), while another Sarah is stressing because her Brian might not spend New Year’s Eve with her.Join us on Patreon for an extra ep eve

Christmas Eve Special: She won’t let him spend Christmas with me!! Dec 24, 2025 1:14:15 It was a freezing cold Christmas eve at TGB HQ, Sarah’s far and wide wrote in with their Christmas dilemmas. One Sarah ponders on how to survive the festive period with a copycat sister in law and another wonders if she’ll ever see her own family on Christmas Day…because tis it not ever the season for a dilemma??Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathro

Boy Talk: He said he was a SPY?!!! Dec 17, 2025 1:16:49 The countdown to Christmas is on and we’re in our PJs, getting in the festive spirit! This week, our Sarahs are keeping us BUSY. One Sarah has been told by a Brian that he’s a spy (yes, seriously…), while another Sarah is wondering why her Brian has apparently blacklisted her family from Christmas forever. Festive? Yes. Concerning? Also yes.Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!!

Girl Talk: His mum is obsessed with our sex life? Dec 10, 2025 56:17 Wednesday is here and we’re diving into family chaos at TGB HQ! An auntie is convinced her niece is trying to steal her Brian. Yep, that’s where we’re at. And as if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got a Brian whose relationship with his mum is just a touch too open. Like, “discussing his love life over spaghetti” open. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/The

X-RATED: He watches WHAT porn...? Dec 3, 2025 1:02:42 The festive season has officially begun, and you know TGB HQ went all-in on the decorations. But what’s Christmas without a little X-rated chaos? Our Sarahs have slid into the inbox with some truly wild dilemmas: one battling an aggressively sore labia and another who’s just discovered a… let’s say niche new porn category. Don’t worry, we’ll bring the wholesome vibes back just

Boy Talk: He made me sign an NDA to be with him Nov 26, 2025 1:07:09 We’ve signed NDAs for work… but for a relationship? Absolutely not... well, unless you’re one of our Sarahs, because she’s signed one and she is in deep! We’re diving into festive decorations, your weird food combos, and of course a birthday shoutout to a fabulous husband in Star of the Week!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The Girl

Girl Talk: I’ve got TikTok beef with his ex Nov 19, 2025 1:05:58 Is this truly a tale as old as time… the notorious crazy ex? One Sarah is facing a hacker ex causing chaos, whilst another Sarah finds an unwelcome visitor lurking in the group chat. P.S. Whoever’s still holding onto that long chip from primary school… it might finally be time to let it go!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The Girls

Boy Talk: You won’t believe why he won’t stay over? Nov 12, 2025 1:11:33 Happy Wednesdayyy!! Can you spot anything different? We’ve had a little makeover and we’re obsessed — hope you love it just as much as we do! This week, one Sarah might need to find herself a new man after discovering his rather peculiar bedtime habit. And as if that wasn’t enough, things take an unexpected turn when a Sarah writes in about a strange discovery around the flat involving her boyfrie

Girl Talk: She had sex… at MY wedding!!! Nov 5, 2025 1:08:42 We’re out of costume and back to our true selves—ready to dive into your dilemmas! This week, one Sarah writes in about a very smelly situation, while another opens up about her less-than-dreamy wedding day. But don’t worry, faith is fully restored with this week’s Star of the Week—a seriously swoon-worthy proposal!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGir

A Haunted Halloween Special: Does this call for an etsy witch? Oct 29, 2025 1:04:10 You’ve all been waiting for it... we proudly present our second Haunted Halloween Special! Our beloved Malvina is back with an update, and one of our Sarahs is seriously thinking about hiring her very own Etsy witch to break a hex - because what’s Halloween without a little light curse removal?!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram

A Haunted Halloween Special: He's taking a ghost on dates? Oct 21, 2025 1:10:58 Spooky season has well and truly arrived here at TGB HQ! We highly recommend you watch this week's episode if you can! Please do not be alarmed, we have not been hijacked. To celebrate the start of spooky season we have transformed into our elderly alter egos, Brian and Doris! We find out your ghosting disasters in question of the week and a Sarah from last Halloween gives us a jaw-dropping update

X-RATED: He gets HARD… to cartoons? Oct 14, 2025 59:10 We’re back with an X-RATED episode! What’s the most unsexy song that’s ever come on during the deed? Because honestly, we need answers from whoever said Frosty the Snowman and Cotton Eye Joe — HOW did we get here?! We’ve also got a dilemma that has us asking, “Wait… do all men do this? Plus, an update (you know we live for the updates)Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.pat

Boy Talk: I found a love note... it wasn't for me Oct 7, 2025 1:10:07 We’re back in the TGB HQ trying desperately to understand a love letter and one of our Sarahs finds out her Brian has been living a double life, and yes - we hear the classic line…“We were on a break!” But don’t panic, because our faith in Brians everywhere is saved by one heroic Star of the Week!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelc

Girl Talk: Brian messaged her… then told me to message you?! Sep 30, 2025 1:04:58 Good Wednesday to all Sarahs, Brians, and mysterious listeners far and wide! This week we’re sniffing out the truth: what’s the weirdest smell you secretly love? Cinzia’s all about the perm-solution scent, Sophia can’t resist a whiff of petrol, and honestly, some of you admitted to even stranger smells. Meanwhile, Blueberry can't keep still, and one Sarah somehow managed to accidentally share her

Boy Talk: Is he rinsing me for rent? Sep 23, 2025 1:07:03 It’s the best day of the week — not only do you have a brand new episode to listen to, but there’s also a very important live show announcement! Our Sarahs are really going through it: falling in love with sneaky links, finding strippers in Brian’s phone, and dealing with slow movements in the bedroom… it’s all a bit too much! Faith is restored in Star of The Week with a gorgeous love story f

Girl Talk: Is her DYING wish to sleep with my boyfriend? Sep 16, 2025 1:10:00 Alrighty roooo, we’re back in The Girls Bathroom, asking you what nicknames you’ve given your boss! What would you do if Sarah’s dying wish was to sleep with your Brian… YOLO or not so YOLO?! And finally, we’ve got a Star of the Week who actually listened to some top-notch advice from Sophia’s Brian’s tips!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBa

X-RATED: Keep it a fantasy... or make it happen? Sep 9, 2025 1:06:18 It’s that time again—when we tackle your spiciest X-RATED dilemmas. Padmé, Shrek, Conrad and Belly, even a squirrel…who would you dress up as for a little role-play with your other half? One of our Sarahs finds herself in an extremely shitty situation, while another just wants things to last a little longer!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsB

Boy Talk: My HUSBAND... or a CATFISH!?! Sep 2, 2025 1:01:22 Happiest of Wednesdays girlies! This week’s question of the week is: What’s the worst thing you’ve borrowed without someone knowing? A shocking number of you need to replace your razors and toothbrushes immediately. We’ve got one Sarah who’s fallen in love with Steve the fire-breather, and a real-life HR Sarah giving us all the tea on how to file an official grievance.Join us o

Girl Talk: She stole my vibrator?! Aug 26, 2025 51:45 Happy Wednesday our dearest listeners!!!! Autumn is fast approaching and we need Halloween ideas for little miss Blueberry. This week we asked you what's the most chaotic drunk text you've ever received... safe to say some of them were incredibly chaotic. One of our Sarah's fears she may be morphing into her Brian's ex...and another Sarah investigates the mystery of her missing vibrator!Join us on

Boy Talk: He's in JAIL… now I'm a lesbian?! Aug 19, 2025 56:08 It’s Wednesdayyy, and Cinzia is celebrating the arrival of her first child, Blueberry Baylis! This week’s question reveals your unexpected childhood crush… and honestly, Tigger is kind of a zaddy, and we are so here for it. One of our Sarahs writes in as she experiences her lesbian awakening, while another admits she’s experiencing zero fanny flutters. And of course, we can’t forget

Girl Talk: Am I crazy for telling my bff she’s about to get engaged? Aug 12, 2025 59:22 Happy Wednesday everyone!!! We're asking about your holiday disaster stories in today's Question of the Week. Sticking on the holiday theme, there's one Sarah who's been shocked when an invite for a girls trip didn't come her way, another who doesn't know whether or not to tell her friend she's about to be engaged and a bridesmaid who's already pushed the bride too far only a week after being aske

X-RATED: She CAN’T STOP banging the drum!!! Aug 5, 2025 1:19:40 Does it get much more x-rated than us asking you for the weirdest place you've had sex? Well we're also finding out whether one Brian's fetish has gone too far, another with a sensitive penis and there's a runner who gets far too hot and bothered in the bedroom.Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia &

SOPHIA’S ENGAGED!!! Jul 29, 2025 54:59 A VERY special episode this week as Sophia shares her engagement story!!! We're celebrating in textbook Girls Bathroom style, exchanging gifts and sharing Brian's Top Tips for a flawless engagement!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls

Boy Talk: He WATCHED her get l*cked out!!!! Jul 22, 2025 1:18:44 Dearest gentle reader, practice your best Voldemort impression and ask 'Can THE Doctor see me now?' We're exploring icky hobbies and have one final update from an indecisive Sarah. A Brian enters the bathroom for advice and another is threatened by his partner's social life. We're also saying 'Hallo!' and 'Wie geht's?' to a deutsche Brian while another is ignoring every boundary in the book! Final

Girl Talk: My man thinks my bff's IN LOVE with me Jul 15, 2025 1:06:54 The word of the week is 'freakazoid' and we're asking you to share your most iconic girl code moments. We're revisiting 'question of the week' from episodes gone by and finding out what happens when you're on the receiving end of a warning message. We've got besties sharing a therapist, a new friend who's feeling under appreciated (or maybe she wants more?) and a Samantha who has overstepped big t

Boy Talk: I FOUND him on 'Are we dating the same guy?' Jul 8, 2025 1:16:46 Helloooo Wednesday and hello Zac Efron specifically. We're sharing icky fashion mistakes, asking why men love to show the world their boxers, and informing you all of the Facebook phenomenon 'Are we dating the same guy?' We have a Brian who's more than camera shy and a Sarah who's tired of giving ultimatums...Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomW

Girl Talk: IS HE SLEEPING WITH SPANISH MEN?? Jul 1, 2025 1:17:03 The sun's (kinda) still out so we're serving exposed foot and asking when you decided to cut ties with a friend. Cinzia's discovered a blast from the past and we've got a twin who's claiming to have broken every code in the book. Single Sarah is feeling abandoned, while Brian is seeking Spanish Brians. Finally, we're thinking up baby names, delivering another Star of the Week and declaring this th

Boy Talk: I’m cheating with my gay bffs!!! Jun 24, 2025 1:10:21 It's Wednesday so that means it's time to slide in to a FitFlop and think about your GSCE maths homework. We're sharing not so humblebrags and an unfaithful Sarah has quite the story to share! We have a mum who's delivering unwanted information about her daughter's beau, and a Susan who agrees she isn't to be trusted...Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirl

Girl Talk: She's keeping me under SURVEILLANCE Jun 17, 2025 1:24:26 It's Wednesdaaaay!! We're travelling down memory lane to find inspiration for this week's Question of the Week and asking 'Why don't I have a pink sparkly Lamborghini?' Elsewhere we have a Sarah who's living under surveillance, a Brian who doesn't know his Helens from his Hannahs (or does he?) and a mum and dad who want to make their connection the real deal...Join us on Patreon for an extra ep ev

X-RATED: He tickles my vagina??! Jun 10, 2025 1:07:43 We're back back back again with another X-RATED episode!!! We're finding out the not so constructive criticism you've had bestowed upon you and discovering how a baby and a dog have made their way into one listener's bedroom. We've got a boyfriend who's a little tentative around his partner's privates and a Brian who's hygiene is leaving a mark. Elsewhere Sarah is struggling with a very, ahem, gen

Boy Talk: We had one WILD date...then he WIFED someone else!!! Jun 3, 2025 1:07:20 Merry Wednesday to all!! Cinzia has quite the story about her time in the salon, and we're taking 'babes' mainstream. We're saying 'Bon chance!' to their new partners and are SHOCKED at Brian's quick turnaround from first date to wifed up. We're asking if we should move cities for our boyfriend's ex and wondering why everything goes south after a couple of Aperols...Join us on Patreon for an extra

Girl Talk: Eat, Pray, Love May 27, 2025 1:27:33 Happy Wednesday!!! We're reminiscing about iconic British TV, wondering if we should establish a staff uniform and asking if you've ever been caught stalking someone's socials? We've got a Sarah who feels like she's being watched and a sister who can't stop competing. We're also party planning for some Canadian hens in London and creating a holiday itinerary for a solo Susan. Join us on Patreon fo

OUR 300TH EPISODE!!! May 20, 2025 1:25:51 Woohooo! It's the big three-zero-zero, and we've got the balloons to prove it!! We're investigating the content of your partner's notes app, submitting our premier league predictions and getting an all important update from our utterly remorseful Susan. We have a Sarah who doesn't know what to do about her boyfriend's boyfriend, and we're all hoping we can take this BIG secret to the grave...Join

It’s the X-RATED EPISODE May 13, 2025 1:10:45 Welcome to a very special X-rated Girls Bathroom podcast episode!! We've asked you to send in some of your steamiest dilemmas, and boy have you delivered! We're discovering what unusual items have made their way into the bedroom and what advice Zac Efron may or may not have bestowed upon us. We have a Sarah asking if she should share her new found dominatrix adventures with her friends, a Susan wh

Girl Talk: Is it me…am I the drama?! May 6, 2025 1:11:58 Congratulations, it's Wednesday! We're introducing a new segment and seeing if you can tell your Aristotles from your Alexander-Arnolds. We're asking for stories of outfits which failed to slay, and our long suffering new mother gives us the third and final update on her godparent drama. Elsewhere we have a lonely Sarah wondering if she might be the problem, and we're asking if Susan is trying to

Boy Talk: He WON'T kiss me because I got LIP FILLER Apr 29, 2025 1:19:59 Welcome to the News at 7, we're your hosts Sophia and Cinzia and here's the headlines for today. We're planning a party and avoiding tough, grey meat. The notes app is shaking everyone to their core. Cinzia is so hungry she could eat a man, Brian's priorities are all wrong, and Sarah's boyfriend would rather spend money on children's cardboard than bricks and mortar. Join us on Patreon for an extr

Girl Talk: I'm being punished for being in love... Apr 22, 2025 1:14:06 Hey from LA!!! Fresh from Coachella, we're taking the pod worldwide and delivering one of our comfiest episodes yet. We're discovering shocking villain origin stories, Sarah can't stop texting her bestie's bf and there's been a sad and unexpected change in Susan's friendship. We have a WILD update on the overbearing non-godparent and we're asking her 'Parlez-vous français??'Join us on Patreon for

Boy Talk: He NEVER lets me sleep over, WTF?? Apr 15, 2025 1:13:40 Turn your speakers up, it's Wednesday! We're going undercover and sharing codenames, getting horrified by group chats and asking what our initiation process looks like. Brian's bringing Helen to his first date, Sarah's new boyfriend can't get any shut eye and we're all double booked. Finally, we're telling Sarah everything's okay and it's time to move on from Serious Steve...Join us on Patreon for

Girl Talk: Has my new boyfriend slept with MY SISTER?? Apr 8, 2025 1:02:08 It's Wednesday and we're putting the world to rights by laying out our rules for modern dating. The girls experience a case of mistaken identity, we're shouting out the 2025 and 2026 brides (kinda!), and we're trying to be there for a friend. We're telling Susan to keep a cheating ex in the dark and a special Sarah provides our quote for the episode! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!!

Boy Talk: The perfect guy or the perfect LIAR?? Apr 1, 2025 1:11:53 Spring has very much sprung and we’re giving all boys everywhere a much needed PSA!! Sarah’s dancing in the kitchen and Susan’s trying out a Bad Boy. We’ve got a Brian who’s “boys trip” is nothing of the sort, and we’re ranking our favourite things about an international athlete.Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The Girls Bathroom! W

Girl Talk: Bad luck or a SISTERLY betrayal?? Mar 26, 2025 1:05:31 Live and direct from The Girls Bathroom studio, it's time to talk Temptation Island and icks you just can't ignore! Sarah's in the middle of a love triangle that's more dramatic than The Summer I Turned Pretty and there's a Brian that's completely oblivious about what's going on behind his back.Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The G

Boy Talk: He left her for me, but he STILL won't commit!!! Mar 19, 2025 1:24:41 Back from our travels and reporting live and direct from The Girls Bathroom studio, it's time to talk t-shirt tans and Temptation Island! Cinzia's riding the bus and Sophia's getting stood up. Sarah's losing her mind over her boyfriend's new role, we're inducting another Brian into the bathroom, and some first time listeners are finding out info they wish they hadn't...Join us on Patreon for an ex

Girl Talk: They BOTH fancy MY MAN!! Mar 12, 2025 1:04:01 Happy Wednesday!! We're back at the TGB HQ to ask if we should be drag queens and share in our regrettable fashion choices. We have a Sarah who's way too concerned about her bestie's boyfriend's height and a Susan's 30th birthday has been all but forgotten. Brian's friends are crushing on him hard (but does he know?) and best contact the authorities, there's a style thief on the loose!!Join us on

THE BOYS BATHROOM feat. CODY SIMPSON Mar 5, 2025 58:16 THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! THE CODY SIMPSON IS ON THE GIRLS BATHROOM PODCAST!!! Now that we've all collected ourselves, Cody, aka Brian is getting confused by the UK lads, delivering some hard truths to our Sarahs and is also looking to start a musical trio...Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomAustralia and New Zealand Tour tickets here: https://www

Boy Talk: He's holding a grudge against MY VIBRATOR Feb 26, 2025 1:15:38 Bienvenue! We're saying 'Hola' to all the Sarahs and Brians this week, and unfortunately subjecting you to some awful dirty talk. We have a Susan asking if she should risk it all for a hot celeb, a Brian who won't bite the bullet (in more ways than one) and a Sarah wondering if her boyfriend is secretly jealous of her success...Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.co

Girl Talk: HELP! I've uncovered a secret...and I wish I hadn't Feb 19, 2025 1:11:01 It's Wednesday!!! We're back in our pink palace, some Sarahs are sharing advice and we're asking Eddie if he's walking. We've got a family betrayal, a remorseful bridesmaid and a bestie hiding a secret she wishes she never heard...Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomAustralia and New Zealand Tour tickets here: https://www.tegdainty.com/tour/thegi

THE BOYS BATHROOM feat. Relatables Feb 12, 2025 1:17:35 Far out!! There's some Aussie Brians in the bathroom this week, a.k.a. Jake and Ottie from Relatables!! Between singing Cody Simpson and asking 'Why mullets?', we're picking their brains to find out why a UK Brian keeps popping pills, why an Aussie Brian can't put down his phone and why a Canadian Brian is disappearing for 3 weeks...Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patre

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