The Girls Bathroom is a podcast hosted by lifelong best friends Sophia and Cinzia, who also run a YouTube channel. They create a space for girl chat and gossip, offering advice on dilemmas about boys, friendships, and everyday life. The show aims to be fun and real, with no promises of staying on topic. Listeners can join their Patreon for an extra episode every week.
Episodes
Boy Talk: I caught Brian in my MUM’S bed?!!
Who else thinks it’s chic to learn how to drive at the age of 40? Because we certainly do here at TGB! And could a Bake Off appearance be on the cards for Sophia Tuxford? We’re all waiting in eager anticipation to see how the banana bread turns out. Plus, the girls face a TGB first when Sarah writes in claiming her Brian has slept with her mum… how does this even happen?!New episodes every Wednesd
Girl Talk: She’s using MY body for HER only fans?!
Sophia faces pure devastation in today’s episode as she discovers that Cinzia does NOT share her love for cottage cheese. Meanwhile, our Sarahs are facing chaos with their friends over 'for plot' dates, stolen pictures and strict rules for poor Brian to abide by. They really are going through it! Is twice a week too often for a Brian to stay over when you’re living with your friends?New ep
A Haunted Halloween Special: Is Prince Albert BACK?!
Prince Albert, if you’re reading this, we mean no harm! The girls are back for their Halloween finale, practising their spells, turning men into rats and making them bald. Zillennial witches, UNITE! One very important Sarah returns for the third year in a row with a tale as old as time, another experiences a peculiar case of an evil twin AND the TGB Hotline is busy with a caller from Kentucky… wil
A Haunted Halloween Special: Tarot card chaos!!
Do not be afraid, dear listener! Sophia and Cinzia have not abandoned TGB. They have simply taken the form of Remy and Linguini to answer your dilemmas in the first instalment of their Halloween special. 🎃 From haunted Airbnbs to a Brian disappearance and, of course, some very telling tarot cards, it’s a truly spooky start to the season!!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello
Boy Talk: He AI’d my BODY for Instagram?!
PSA: this episode is full of surprises (and screaming), one from the faithful icon that is Miranda Hart herself and another from our first EVER TGB HOTLINE caller!! Not only that, but the girls navigate a first in dilemma history where a Brian uses AI to alter his Sarah’s body…could this be more common than we think?!@perfecttedenergy get your banana bread matcha lattes from Tesco now divas 💕 | AD
TGB IN NYC
DIVAS are UP and in NYC!!! But the question they're asking is why doesn’t Harry give that same USA energy in the UK? From stalking a sexy knight from the joust to dodgy garlic bread and of course a little sing song, the girls are helping their divas in distress. What do you do when your boyfriend has pictures of another Sarah's boobs on his phone...?New episodes every Wednesday! Email us y
X-RATED: He’s obsessed with our sex tape?!
Roll the tapes!!! It's all going down in this X-RATED episode. Sex tapes, toilet masturbators, threesomes and spicy dreams about another Brian? Plus, you guys have left houses in some questionable garments… his dad's boxers, his sister's dirty knickers and a sheep shearing jacket… In all fairness, Sarah did say he was a farmer!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hell
Boy Talk: She wants his custody visits in OUR flat?!
Shoutout to all of the Cinzias, we're celebrating our Cinzia's birthday week with cake and obviously by learning the phonetic alphabet. F is definitely for Fiona and S is definitely for sugar. Buckle up as our Sarahs are taking us on a wild ride, from affairs to custody visits, to exes a little too close for comfort!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathr
Girl Talk: I can't believe I walked in on that...
Did you know the space between your eyebrows is called the "glabella"? Because we didn't! Sophia gets schooled on the Lorraine debacle, and the girls pick their dream X Factor comeback cast. Plus, what would you do if your own sister was your nightmare flatmate? Cinzia would certainly not be standing for it!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comGot a quic
Boy Talk: He copies and pastes his dates?
We're feeling nostalgic today, reminiscing on everyone's first ringtones... they just don't make music like this anymore! Cinz's new pickup line is 'my poos are much bigger than hers' and Soph could well just be the next 50 Cent. 9pm sexters, dating copy and pasters and of course…gift regivers, our Sarahs need HELP this week!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbath
X-RATED: Did he just TOE me?!
Could introducing a toe into the deed really be the answer our Sarahs are looking for? For some it may not be, but it's the solution S+C are giving out to our Sarahs in X RATED need! Are we really getting turned on by a Brian undoing a bra with one hand?New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comGot a quick fire dilemma? Send a voice note or a text to the TGB
Girl Talk: My hater is back in the friendship group… help!!
Bridezillas, bad friends and difficult little sisters are on the TGB agenda this week! Is demoting a maid of honour really that bad… or is it justified? The girls reminisce on their first time baking before a NYE party, shout out to the ankle boot and answer your quick-fire dilemmas. Do we all have trauma from friendship trios, or is it just Cinzia? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your
Boy Talk: He says HER name in his SLEEP!!!
Rodneys are rejoicing this week as their name gets added to TGB roster from a very shiny star of the week submission. One Sarah wonders why her Brian keeps saying another Sarah's name in his sleep and two evil Brians manage to derail the best man speech at our gorgeous Sarah's wedding…how dare they!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comGot a quick fire di
Girl Talk: It’s been a year…do I carry on trying?
The girls are in their Mamma Mia era and ready to solve the crimes committed against their Sarahs. From bum explosions, to secret kisses and ghostly best friends, they've got their work cut out for them. Will Cinzia ever show us her twerking abilities and will the girls get their hunchbacks in check?New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comGot a quick fire d
Boy Talk: Cheater busters!!!
Natasha and Cynthia aka Sophia and Cinzia are in TGB HQ accompanied by their hardcore coke zeros. From famous encounters to cheating fiancés, besties living with exes and boyfriends using ChatGPT for breakups… does Brian have a brain of his own? We think NOT!!We would LOVE your votes besties 🚽💕 We're up for the British Podcast Listeners Choice Award and we would not be doing this without you!! Cli
Girl Talk: Is she my secret online hater?!?
Could Cinzia really be changing her name to Cinzia Squirrell? It has a nice ring to it. The girls deliver some EXCLUSIVE news that they've been desperately waiting for and tackle your dilemmas on this glorious Wednesday. What would you do if your best friend mailed you a vibrator or was revealing your life secrets on a Reddit forum?New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegi
X-RATED: It exploded and now he’s too scared to use it!!
Snapped banjos, sex wish lists and thoughts about another Brian…the girls are back from their holidays and ready to solve your X-RATED dilemmas! Plus for the first time EVER question of the week is asked by a very special guest, think superpowers, webs and Euphoria…any guesses who it might be?Vote for us for the BPA Listeners Choice Award here: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/votingClick the
Boy Talk: His kiss was like being trapped in a washing machine…
Does anyone else have a strong hatred for pork chop night? If you do... then you're listening to the right podcast! The girls reminisce on their favourite meals and read out your current hyperfixation go tos in this week's Question of the Week. PLUS, what is wet, soggy and goes round and round? Ask our Sarah, because she has had a bad experience with a Brian who kisses like a washing machine... an
TGB AT HOME: My bff calls my man ugly!!
Terracotta, chlamydia, razor, and labia... we fear these could all be beautiful names if it weren't for their true meanings, and if you add them to your list, we definitely aren't judging! What would you do if your ex was in the same wedding party as you… or if your "Brian" told you he loved you after sleeping with someone else? Get your hoodies on and a matcha at the ready, because these dilemmas
Girl Talk: My mum caught the affair on CAMERA!!
Wake up, it's the first of the month!!!! The girls are back in TGB HQ, paired with their liquid fuel (connoisseurs if you will) and ready to solve your inconceivable dilemmas. Photo booths seem to be the place where it all goes down, from using them as toilets to even extracurricular activities with a Brian...approach all photo booths with caution from now on. Our Sarahs write in with their girl t
TGB IN ITALY
TGB is in Italy and the girls have decided to adopt the CSS lifestyle, cigs, surf and sex...WICKED SWEET!!! Sarahs from far and wide tell the girls about their most chaotic girls' trip memories. Safe to say, don't fall in love on holiday...you might get robbed. One Sarah writes in about her Brian who has a hot date with HMP, and another Sarah can't get Brian out of her head...but is he still invol
Boy Talk: You guys caught my man out!!!
How fare thee on this glorious Wednesday? Cinzia admits she'd like to enter into her renaissance era and Sophia admits she can pee whilst floating in the sea, it's never a dull day at TGB HQ! All of the Sarah's speak on their worst dates, from Brian's throwing up on themselves, drooling at the table to hidden vagina pics in their camera roll...we hope second dates were politely declined. And despa
TGB AT HOME: I think my bestie is shoplifting...
Are you ready to cure your insatiable (iykyk) appetite for another episode of TGB? Sophia and Cinzia are back at home in the safety of a hoodie, accompanied by Blueberry, who herself has an insatiable appetite for humping. The girls solve their Sarah's dilemmas, from mystery sexual health clinics to shoplifting, and an all-important update on the case of the disappearing Brian!New episodes every W
THERAPIST SPECIAL
We've got a very special guest at TGB HQ...someone who has seen it all and has given us the official stamp of approval. It's Blue Therapy's Karen Doherty!!! Karen is a relationship therapist, cultural commentator on modern love and specialist in relationship dynamics and neurodivergence. No stone is left unturned in this episode, from engagements to work wives and even a rare dilemma from a Brian,
X-RATED: He said I got chlamydia from GOD...
Buckle up and strap in, hussies, because X-RATED is BACK!!! We're in for a wild ride this week as the girls play their new word game and our Sarahs admit to sending spicy texts to the wrong recipient... imagine sending a nude to the family group chat... MORTIFYING! Sophia and Cinzia try to solve your dilemmas, from one Sarah being unable to reach her pinnacle with her Brian, to another Sarah not e
Boy Talk: His whatsapp was locked…now I know why!!
Blood sisters unite!!! The girls suffered a SERIOUS loss this week... Sophia's beloved pink smoothie met its fate on the TGB HQ carpet, but she soldiered on with the help of Cinzia's generous (and entirely selfless) smoothie donation. Crisis averted, dilemmas solved! This week the girls are diving into everything from locked WhatsApp messages to a mysterious disappearance... our Sarahs are really
Girl Talk: She asked me to be their couples therapist…
Being reported to HMRC has got to be up there with one of the pettiest things our listeners have ever done...AND they still feel justified about it! You guys really went to town in Question of The Week. Yet again we have a thief in our midst as the girls try to solve a dilemma involving a debit card and a sister-in-law...could this be a wedding sabotage or just your regular theft case? Plus a dear
Boy Talk: I married my FATHER IN LAW?!
Happy Wednesday to those who celebrate! This week we're asking: what's the most mortifying thing you've done in front of a Brian? From bumblebees on lips to rogue chicken fillets, your confessions did not disappoint. One Sarah's ex has just bought a house on her street. Her actual street. Another Sarah had a dream so disturbing she can barely say it out loud... And a travelling Sarah is wondering
Girl Talk: She stole HOW MUCH from me??
If there's one thing we know at TGB HQ, it's girl code. This week we're getting into which unwritten rules should actually be law - think going to the loo in clubs in pairs, ALWAYS checking for photo approval before posting, and obviously, absolutely no contact with friends' exes. Meanwhile, money is on the mind this week as one Sarah returns from her travels to discover her sister has been 'borro
X-RATED: I can’t stand the TASTE of him
We're back from Bieberchella and seated in TGB HQ READY for your X-RATED dilemmas! We've got a Sarah with some serious tasting notes for an otherwise perfect Brian, and a Susan who's spicing things up in the bedroom for a bi-curious couple. Did somebody say sexual bucket list??New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJ
LIVE FROM COACHELLA
S+C are coming to you straight from their Coachella bathroom floor!! Expect fave LA food recs, festival chaos, and all your dilemmas solved from the desert. This week the girls are untangling secret girlfriends, virgin Brians, and adding hussy to the TGB dictionary. Oh, and Cinzia’s officially considering a life of lies...shoutout RPatz, you started something.New episodes every Wed
Girl Talk: His mum BANNED me from their house?!
The girls are back in TGB HQ and the Sarahs did NOT hold back on the question of the week, secret pregnancies, shared vibrators and sugar daddies… we are genuinely not okay. One Sarah's mother-in-law has pulled off the most unexpected villain arc after four years of "daughter she never had" energy, another's housemate ick has taken over her entire Australia experience, and one bestie has basically
Boy Talk: He has a GIRLS SHELF… should I be worried?
What do you do when the Brian you're dating has a shelf just for girls? Yep, Sarah’s dealing with a truly bizarre dilemma. Meanwhile, Cinzia’s been warming up her vocal cords, but will she ever manage to pull off a prank on Sophia? And we’re also diving into the chaos of living with an ex-boyfriend, as one Sarah considers whether it’s finally time to install a mini fridge in her bedroom
Girl Talk: Who even IS my SISTER...
Fake careers and imaginary allergies to fake family members and secret rotisserie chickens… the girls read out your most chaotic “Question of the Week” responses. Who else thinks Tony Blair is a silver fox?? Our Sarahs are dealing with a friend who constantly lies and one-ups you, a sister who seems to shapeshift depending on who she’s around, a birthday fallout that might have ended a friendship
X-RATED: Is it normal for my man to be doing this whilst I'm asleep?!!
X-RATED is BACK and we’re diving headfirst into our sexual awakenings… because apparently when Shrek turns human in Shrek 2, that did something to Sophia! From dolphins allegedly plotting kidnappings, to Blue Therapy debates, to the most unhinged confessions (yes, we’re talking peeing, unexpected kinks, and questionable bedtime behaviour 😭)… this episode is all over the place i
Boy Talk: You’ll never guess who he cheated on me with…
It’s the pinnacle of your week, S+C are back in TGB talking all things males! From getting undressed under the covers to blowing noses in the shower, the girls dive into all the slightly odd things your boyfriends do that drive you crazy in Question of The Week. Cinzia calls Sophia out on her lack of TikTok responses… we all know that one person who re-sends TikToks you’ve already sent them! Plus,
Girl Talk: Her dad wants to WINE AND DINE ME?!
Spring has well and truly sprung, and we are feeling it here at TGB HQ, the toes are out and the 3/4 sleeve tops are on. We're so here for nudelates (IFYKYK), but… we’ll take our own mats, thank you! In this episode, we uncover a wine-and-dine bandit and a tale as old as time: the never-ending problems of the girl best friend. Will Sarah and Susan make amends after listening to this episode? Who k
Boy Talk: My boyfriend hacked my online banking???
We have been through it all this week and it's only Wednesday! Nostalgia is high as we go through your first ever songs on your iPods big shoutout to the iPod nanos, and Cinzia shares her blow dry tips for that extra va-va-voom. Our Sarah's reach out in despair this week, from a fiancé with extremely smelly breath to another Brian who is a bit too comfortable with his girlfriend's banking app and
Girl Talk: His mum is STEALING my clothes??
Will their big toenails ever be the same again? The girls are asking the important questions...and quickly discovering they might need the help of a podiatrist (definitely not a “pedomatrist”). Those with toenail problems please enter stage right! But toe troubles aren’t the only drama unfolding… We’re also investigating a mysterious case of stolen clothing. Our poor Sarah is simply trying to be r
Valentine's Special: No room at the love lodge!?
Valentine’s Day is approaching, and here at TGB HQ we’re trying to figure out one very important question: what is the boy equivalent of flowers??? One of our Sarahs admits to going on a breakfast date… a lunch date… and a dinner date all in one Valentine’s Day...clever? We think so! Are we really asking for too much these days, equality or chivalry? One Sarah asks herself that very question in th
Girl Talk: Is my mum sabotaging my proposal?!
Men using the stairmaster, men on scooters, eating apples and microfibre cloths… niche pet peeves have officially hit an all-time high here at TGB HQ. This week we’re debating prom dress regrets (spoiler: we have none and we stand by our choices), before diving into a truly unhinged dilemma involving a saboteur...and yes, it’s Sarah’s own mum. Plus, we’ve got a special one-off star of the week to
X-RATED: WHOOP told me he was masturbating?!
The girls debate Twilight loyalties, crown the bush as vintage chic, and unpack listener dilemmas, from threesomes to surprise belfies (yes, bum selfies). Plus, one Sarah finds out some very interesting information through her partner’s Whoop! And lo and behold, we have a vibrator success story. Hurrah!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on in
Boy Talk: Does it count as cheating…if I felt single?
This week on The Girls Bathroom we are asking you, what is the cringiest thing you have ever done to flirt? From pretending to be a gamer girl to stalking his Spotify and even letting your crush give you an eyebrow split we have truly heard it all! Our Hinge chronicles are never ending here at TGB HQ as one of our Sarahs discovers it is her Brians most used app...ouch!!! Meanwhile another Sarah fi
Girl Talk: My bestie is CATFISHING??
It’s Wednesday and we’re back in TGB HQ where things get chaotic immediately as we try and fail to figure out the difference between Hozier and Gotye, because why is the resemblance actually uncanny! Once we get past that identity crisis we dive straight into your dilemmas. On this week's agenda, we are dealing with an unwanted holiday guest, choosing between friends and a Brian yes really, jealou
Boy Talk: I planned our wedding…but he says we are just smashing?!
It’s the first episode of 2026, and although we’ve adopted our new motto, “let it flow and let it go,” men are still causing our Sarahs trouble. One Sarah is negotiating romance via Monzo split-the-bill requests, while another is planning a whole future with a man who ends it in two words.Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The Girls B
Girl Talk: He's leaving me on NYE?!
2026 is almost here and we’re officially entering our let it flow and let it go era! Could hypnotising be on the cards for 2026? Maybe. One Sarah has taken borrowing clothes to the next level by stealing her sister’s identity (Shane… or Jane enter stage left), while another Sarah is stressing because her Brian might not spend New Year’s Eve with her.Join us on Patreon for an extra ep eve
Christmas Eve Special: She won’t let him spend Christmas with me!!
It was a freezing cold Christmas eve at TGB HQ, Sarah’s far and wide wrote in with their Christmas dilemmas. One Sarah ponders on how to survive the festive period with a copycat sister in law and another wonders if she’ll ever see her own family on Christmas Day…because tis it not ever the season for a dilemma??Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathro
Boy Talk: He said he was a SPY?!!!
The countdown to Christmas is on and we’re in our PJs, getting in the festive spirit! This week, our Sarahs are keeping us BUSY. One Sarah has been told by a Brian that he’s a spy (yes, seriously…), while another Sarah is wondering why her Brian has apparently blacklisted her family from Christmas forever. Festive? Yes. Concerning? Also yes.Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!!
Girl Talk: His mum is obsessed with our sex life?
Wednesday is here and we’re diving into family chaos at TGB HQ! An auntie is convinced her niece is trying to steal her Brian. Yep, that’s where we’re at. And as if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got a Brian whose relationship with his mum is just a touch too open. Like, “discussing his love life over spaghetti” open. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/The
X-RATED: He watches WHAT porn...?
The festive season has officially begun, and you know TGB HQ went all-in on the decorations. But what’s Christmas without a little X-rated chaos? Our Sarahs have slid into the inbox with some truly wild dilemmas: one battling an aggressively sore labia and another who’s just discovered a… let’s say niche new porn category. Don’t worry, we’ll bring the wholesome vibes back just
Boy Talk: He made me sign an NDA to be with him
We’ve signed NDAs for work… but for a relationship? Absolutely not... well, unless you’re one of our Sarahs, because she’s signed one and she is in deep! We’re diving into festive decorations, your weird food combos, and of course a birthday shoutout to a fabulous husband in Star of the Week!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The Girl
Girl Talk: I’ve got TikTok beef with his ex
Is this truly a tale as old as time… the notorious crazy ex? One Sarah is facing a hacker ex causing chaos, whilst another Sarah finds an unwelcome visitor lurking in the group chat. P.S. Whoever’s still holding onto that long chip from primary school… it might finally be time to let it go!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The Girls
Boy Talk: You won’t believe why he won’t stay over?
Happy Wednesdayyy!! Can you spot anything different? We’ve had a little makeover and we’re obsessed — hope you love it just as much as we do! This week, one Sarah might need to find herself a new man after discovering his rather peculiar bedtime habit. And as if that wasn’t enough, things take an unexpected turn when a Sarah writes in about a strange discovery around the flat involving her boyfrie
Girl Talk: She had sex… at MY wedding!!!
We’re out of costume and back to our true selves—ready to dive into your dilemmas! This week, one Sarah writes in about a very smelly situation, while another opens up about her less-than-dreamy wedding day. But don’t worry, faith is fully restored with this week’s Star of the Week—a seriously swoon-worthy proposal!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGir
A Haunted Halloween Special: Does this call for an etsy witch?
You’ve all been waiting for it... we proudly present our second Haunted Halloween Special! Our beloved Malvina is back with an update, and one of our Sarahs is seriously thinking about hiring her very own Etsy witch to break a hex - because what’s Halloween without a little light curse removal?!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comGot a quick fire dilemm
A Haunted Halloween Special: He's taking a ghost on dates?
Spooky season has well and truly arrived here at TGB HQ! We highly recommend you watch this week's episode if you can! Please do not be alarmed, we have not been hijacked. To celebrate the start of spooky season we have transformed into our elderly alter egos, Brian and Doris! We find out your ghosting disasters in question of the week and a Sarah from last Halloween gives us a jaw-dropping update
X-RATED: He gets HARD… to cartoons?
We’re back with an X-RATED episode! What’s the most unsexy song that’s ever come on during the deed? Because honestly, we need answers from whoever said Frosty the Snowman and Cotton Eye Joe — HOW did we get here?! We’ve also got a dilemma that has us asking, “Wait… do all men do this? Plus, an update (you know we live for the updates)Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.pat
Boy Talk: I found a love note... it wasn't for me
We’re back in the TGB HQ trying desperately to understand a love letter and one of our Sarahs finds out her Brian has been living a double life, and yes - we hear the classic line…“We were on a break!” But don’t panic, because our faith in Brians everywhere is saved by one heroic Star of the Week!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelc
Girl Talk: Brian messaged her… then told me to message you?!
Good Wednesday to all Sarahs, Brians, and mysterious listeners far and wide! This week we’re sniffing out the truth: what’s the weirdest smell you secretly love? Cinzia’s all about the perm-solution scent, Sophia can’t resist a whiff of petrol, and honestly, some of you admitted to even stranger smells. Meanwhile, Blueberry can't keep still, and one Sarah somehow managed to accidentally share her
Boy Talk: Is he rinsing me for rent?
It’s the best day of the week — not only do you have a brand new episode to listen to, but there’s also a very important live show announcement! Our Sarahs are really going through it: falling in love with sneaky links, finding strippers in Brian’s phone, and dealing with slow movements in the bedroom… it’s all a bit too much! Faith is restored in Star of The Week with a gorgeous love story f
Girl Talk: Is her DYING wish to sleep with my boyfriend?
Alrighty roooo, we’re back in The Girls Bathroom, asking you what nicknames you’ve given your boss! What would you do if Sarah’s dying wish was to sleep with your Brian… YOLO or not so YOLO?! And finally, we’ve got a Star of the Week who actually listened to some top-notch advice from Sophia’s Brian’s tips!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBa
X-RATED: Keep it a fantasy... or make it happen?
It’s that time again—when we tackle your spiciest X-RATED dilemmas. Padmé, Shrek, Conrad and Belly, even a squirrel…who would you dress up as for a little role-play with your other half? One of our Sarahs finds herself in an extremely shitty situation, while another just wants things to last a little longer!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsB
Boy Talk: My HUSBAND... or a CATFISH!?!
Happiest of Wednesdays girlies! This week’s question of the week is: What’s the worst thing you’ve borrowed without someone knowing? A shocking number of you need to replace your razors and toothbrushes immediately. We’ve got one Sarah who’s fallen in love with Steve the fire-breather, and a real-life HR Sarah giving us all the tea on how to file an official grievance.Join us o
Girl Talk: She stole my vibrator?!
Happy Wednesday our dearest listeners!!!! Autumn is fast approaching and we need Halloween ideas for little miss Blueberry. This week we asked you what's the most chaotic drunk text you've ever received... safe to say some of them were incredibly chaotic. One of our Sarah's fears she may be morphing into her Brian's ex...and another Sarah investigates the mystery of her missing vibrator!Join us on
Boy Talk: He's in JAIL… now I'm a lesbian?!
It’s Wednesdayyy, and Cinzia is celebrating the arrival of her first child, Blueberry Baylis! This week’s question reveals your unexpected childhood crush… and honestly, Tigger is kind of a zaddy, and we are so here for it. One of our Sarahs writes in as she experiences her lesbian awakening, while another admits she’s experiencing zero fanny flutters. And of course, we can’t forget
Girl Talk: Am I crazy for telling my bff she’s about to get engaged?
Happy Wednesday everyone!!! We're asking about your holiday disaster stories in today's Question of the Week. Sticking on the holiday theme, there's one Sarah who's been shocked when an invite for a girls trip didn't come her way, another who doesn't know whether or not to tell her friend she's about to be engaged and a bridesmaid who's already pushed the bride too far only a week after being aske
X-RATED: She CAN’T STOP banging the drum!!!
Does it get much more x-rated than us asking you for the weirdest place you've had sex? Well we're also finding out whether one Brian's fetish has gone too far, another with a sensitive penis and there's a runner who gets far too hot and bothered in the bedroom.Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia &
SOPHIA’S ENGAGED!!!
A VERY special episode this week as Sophia shares her engagement story!!! We're celebrating in textbook Girls Bathroom style, exchanging gifts and sharing Brian's Top Tips for a flawless engagement!Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomWelcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Girls
Boy Talk: He WATCHED her get l*cked out!!!!
Dearest gentle reader, practice your best Voldemort impression and ask 'Can THE Doctor see me now?' We're exploring icky hobbies and have one final update from an indecisive Sarah. A Brian enters the bathroom for advice and another is threatened by his partner's social life. We're also saying 'Hallo!' and 'Wie geht's?' to a deutsche Brian while another is ignoring every boundary in the book! Final
Girl Talk: My man thinks my bff's IN LOVE with me
The word of the week is 'freakazoid' and we're asking you to share your most iconic girl code moments. We're revisiting 'question of the week' from episodes gone by and finding out what happens when you're on the receiving end of a warning message. We've got besties sharing a therapist, a new friend who's feeling under appreciated (or maybe she wants more?) and a Samantha who has overstepped big t
Boy Talk: I FOUND him on 'Are we dating the same guy?'
Helloooo Wednesday and hello Zac Efron specifically. We're sharing icky fashion mistakes, asking why men love to show the world their boxers, and informing you all of the Facebook phenomenon 'Are we dating the same guy?' We have a Brian who's more than camera shy and a Sarah who's tired of giving ultimatums...Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomW
Girl Talk: IS HE SLEEPING WITH SPANISH MEN??
The sun's (kinda) still out so we're serving exposed foot and asking when you decided to cut ties with a friend. Cinzia's discovered a blast from the past and we've got a twin who's claiming to have broken every code in the book. Single Sarah is feeling abandoned, while Brian is seeking Spanish Brians. Finally, we're thinking up baby names, delivering another Star of the Week and declaring this th
Boy Talk: I’m cheating with my gay bffs!!!
It's Wednesday so that means it's time to slide in to a FitFlop and think about your GSCE maths homework. We're sharing not so humblebrags and an unfaithful Sarah has quite the story to share! We have a mum who's delivering unwanted information about her daughter's beau, and a Susan who agrees she isn't to be trusted...Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirl
Girl Talk: She's keeping me under SURVEILLANCE
It's Wednesdaaaay!! We're travelling down memory lane to find inspiration for this week's Question of the Week and asking 'Why don't I have a pink sparkly Lamborghini?' Elsewhere we have a Sarah who's living under surveillance, a Brian who doesn't know his Helens from his Hannahs (or does he?) and a mum and dad who want to make their connection the real deal...Join us on Patreon for an extra ep ev
X-RATED: He tickles my vagina??!
We're back back back again with another X-RATED episode!!! We're finding out the not so constructive criticism you've had bestowed upon you and discovering how a baby and a dog have made their way into one listener's bedroom. We've got a boyfriend who's a little tentative around his partner's privates and a Brian who's hygiene is leaving a mark. Elsewhere Sarah is struggling with a very, ahem, gen
Boy Talk: We had one WILD date...then he WIFED someone else!!!
Merry Wednesday to all!! Cinzia has quite the story about her time in the salon, and we're taking 'babes' mainstream. We're saying 'Bon chance!' to their new partners and are SHOCKED at Brian's quick turnaround from first date to wifed up. We're asking if we should move cities for our boyfriend's ex and wondering why everything goes south after a couple of Aperols...Join us on Patreon for an extra
Girl Talk: Eat, Pray, Love
Happy Wednesday!!! We're reminiscing about iconic British TV, wondering if we should establish a staff uniform and asking if you've ever been caught stalking someone's socials? We've got a Sarah who feels like she's being watched and a sister who can't stop competing. We're also party planning for some Canadian hens in London and creating a holiday itinerary for a solo Susan. Join us on Patreon fo
OUR 300TH EPISODE!!!
Woohooo! It's the big three-zero-zero, and we've got the balloons to prove it!! We're investigating the content of your partner's notes app, submitting our premier league predictions and getting an all important update from our utterly remorseful Susan. We have a Sarah who doesn't know what to do about her boyfriend's boyfriend, and we're all hoping we can take this BIG secret to the grave...Join
It’s the X-RATED EPISODE
Welcome to a very special X-rated Girls Bathroom podcast episode!! We've asked you to send in some of your steamiest dilemmas, and boy have you delivered! We're discovering what unusual items have made their way into the bedroom and what advice Zac Efron may or may not have bestowed upon us. We have a Sarah asking if she should share her new found dominatrix adventures with her friends, a Susan wh
Girl Talk: Is it me…am I the drama?!
Congratulations, it's Wednesday! We're introducing a new segment and seeing if you can tell your Aristotles from your Alexander-Arnolds. We're asking for stories of outfits which failed to slay, and our long suffering new mother gives us the third and final update on her godparent drama. Elsewhere we have a lonely Sarah wondering if she might be the problem, and we're asking if Susan is trying to
