The Luxury Podcast
William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith explore the art of elevating everyday life by taking on a different area ripe for an upgrade, helping you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, and sorting the Onslows from the Hyacinths. Join William and Jonathan, your guides to all things opulent, as they advise the nation in gracious living, and help you to live a more luxury life.
Episodes
Meet The Voice of Balls & Strictly...Alan Dedicoat
Jonathan and William are joined by possibly the most famous voice in television as we've got the fabulous Alan Dedicoat on the podcast!Alan is here to chat about life with a luxury voice, Strictly Come Dancing, dinner with Terry Wogan, and that's just the start of it! We'll be continuing our conversation with Alan on an upcoming Patreon video.You can join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodca
Birthdays
Join William and Jonathan as they discuss Birthdays!Is it common to make a big deal of your birthday? Do the boys enjoy a funny card? And what do you do if somebody makes a big song and dance of your big day only for it to be a month early? William and Jonathan unpack it all today.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bare Legs and Unluxury Moments
Jonathan's got some big news which he can't wait to share with William! The boys also discuss the upcoming intergenerational BBQ, keeping cool during a heatwave, and the most unluxury things the two of them have ever done.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cinemas
Today, William and Jonathan tackle the age old question of who would play them in a movie of the Luxury Podcast! Whilst discussing CINEMAS, the boys also reveal which films made them weep and which made the nod off, as well as how to deal with noisy cinema-goers!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast.
Titanique Rehearsals and MORE Holiday Uncertainties
William's been hard at work rehearsing for Titanique, whilst Jonathan is here to clear up the upcoming Frigiliana holiday confusion (with varying levels of success). The boys also discuss the most luxury areas of London, William's BBQ, and whether or not Jonathan is indeed a pimp?Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Stains
Today, William and Jonathan will be tackling Stains! They've discussed their favourite cleaning products in previous episodes, but do they actually get out those nasty stains? Does pouring white wine onto a red wine stain actually work? And just how does JVS transport stain removal products from Spain to UK.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss:
Help I Sexted The Luxury Podcast
It's the collaboration you've all been waiting for! Today, the boys are joined by William's other podcast husband - Jordan North!Jonathan and William decipher whether or not Jordan passes the luxury test, whilst Jordan enlists Jonathan to tend to some Sexted dilemmas.Does Jordan have a luxury bladder? Does Jonathan enjoy a picky tea? And who is William's favoured co-host? Listen now to find out! H
BBQs
Today Jonathan and William discuss how to host a luxury BBQ! What's on the menu? How is it served? What drinks will be in the fridge? The boys discuss it all.Also, William announces that he is going to be joining the Titanique cast in June! Get your tickets now!Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
New Pipes and Holiday Confusion
Tensions rise among the boys this week: Silicone Shaun accepts William’s tea but snubs Jonathan’s; the upcoming Frigiliana trip is on the rocks; and an important question emerges - is it ever acceptable to spritz in the wild?Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hangovers
After a couple of sore heads recently, William and Jonathan felt it was about time to discuss Hangovers. They talk about cures, ways to avoid one, and reminisce about some of their most debilitating experiences. Finally, they reveal whether it’s at all possible to be hungover in a luxury manner.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxur
Dirty Hands and Rolling Pins
Big news, Jonathan's Master Blaster has been installed and he is chuffed! This leads neatly into a discussion on security systems and how best to deal with a burglar. Plus, William and Jonathan read out your correspondence on toilet hygiene and executive door colours.Join the Members' Club here for additional luxury content: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo
Festivals
William and Jonathan are discussing a subject that they're extemely knowledgable about today - Festivals! They're chatting about dream line-ups, portaloos, camping, and curfew. Buckle up Bucketheads!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Master Blaster and Alternate Etiquette Experts
Jonathan's toying with the idea of having a Master Blaster installed, but its noise is anything but luxury! The boys also chat about workplace rudeness, binfluencers, and uncomfortable family meetings.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Takeaways
Join William and Jonathan as they chew over their luxury takeaway orders! The boys also discuss the etiquette around sharing (or NOT sharing) dishes, greeting delivery drivers, the 'Cream Man', and an unfortunate discovery in a takeaway box!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy
Scented Bin Bags and the Discharge Boys
Jonathan and William have been down the local pub having some fruitful conversations! We finally get to take a whiff of Jonathan's scented bin bags whilst also discussing BBQs, pizza crusts, and the discharge boys.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cleaning The Kitchen
After the resounding success of our episode on Cleaning the Bathroom, Jonathan and William return to share their tips on Cleaning the Kitchen - in suitably luxurious style.The boys reveal their secrets to maintaining a sparkling kitchen, while answering listener correspondence on topics including lingering smells, filthy habits, and cleaning playlists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo
Stolen Trolleys and Sex Swings
William has been up to no good stealing trollies and bottles of gin - whatever will he do next? The boys also chat about doggy periods, sex room's and karaoke hogs.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sleep
Today, Jonathan and William share their tips on how to sleep in a luxury manner. Chilled sparkling water by the bed, the comfort of a set security alarm, and a touch of freshly applied cologne - what could be better?Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Noisy Nostrils and Carboot Mayhem
Today, Jonathan takes us through the highs and lows of his recent long-haul flight, while William shares tales from a boozy night on the town. Plus, expect chat about car boot sales, upcoming royal guests, and plenty of hilarious impressions.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bins
Have you ever wondered how many bins Jonathan and William have in their homes? Or what style or luxury design they opt for? Well, look no further! Today, they'll be chatting about bin liners, binmen, and bin theft!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
New Laws and Doggy Period Pants
On today's bonus, Jonathan updates us on his (kind of) vegetarian supper, whilst William has news from his recent Silicone Sean visit. The boys also touch upon doggy period pants, laws they'd like to implement, and water overconsumption.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Public Transport
William and Jonathan have a lot to say about Public Transport! What's JVS's favourite passtime during his commute? Has William ever used a Lime Bike? And how do you politely tell somebody to keep it down on the tube? All is revealed on today's Luxury episode.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See
Pudding Parties and Expelling Wind
On today's bonus, Jonathan's had his ears micro-suctioned and William presents a slideshow of buffets he's hosted over the years (which you can watch over on our Patreon). We've also received a rather suspicious selfie from a listener.You can watch William's slideshow over on Patreon. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati
Buffets
William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury buffets. William shares his thoughts on Icelands frozen goods, while Jonathan explains how he conquered an all-you-can-eat, plus chat about wakes, 'picky bits', and party hedgehogs.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info
Neck Cracking and A Luxury Birth
Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering massages, neck cracking, accidental wind, and the most luxury way to be born (obviously it's to the sweet tones of William and Jonathan's voices).Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hotels
This week, William and Jonathan are chatting about Hotels! They'll be covering booking mishaps, unsavoury guest behaviour, and ladies of the night!If you want to suggest an upcoming episode or chat to the boys on a group chat, join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Piers Vernon-Smith and Sebastian Hanson
Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering personalised registration plates, luxury middle names, and Barb's baps. Plus, we almost have to call an ambulence due to Jonathan's chapping!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Games
Welcome back to another episode of the Luxury Podcast! For those of you in our Luxury Member's Club, you'd have recently watched Jonathan and William show their competitve sides in our Games special. Well today, it's time for more games! The boys will be chatting about escape rooms, cheaters, and forced fun!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss:
Laminated Recipes and Diva Dogs
In this luxury bonus episode, William opens up about his possibly life-threatening boiler woes, whilst Jonathan encourages William to smell his todger. The pair also dive into listener correspondence, tackling everything from managing diva dogs and navigating hanky-panky to the proper way to address nurses.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss:
Hosting
In today's episode, Jonathan and William are discussing Hosting! What makes a good host? How do you ask people to leave who are overstaying their welcome? And what on earth should you cook for your vegetarian guests?Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Microwaved Eggs and Creative Juices
Welcome back Bucketheads to another Luxury bonus. Today, Jonathan and William will be discussing disruptive washing machine, JVS's keyboard skills, and answering your corresponance on laundry and pet peeves.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Gifts
Today, William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury gifting. Giving and receiving, the best and the worst, they even touch upon wrapping! Jonathan shares an amusing story involving a rather unusual sausage dish.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dirty Bodies and Birthday Indulgence
In this luxury bonus episode, William begins with an update on his new sofa, followed by a discussion about birthday indulgence. The episode continues with Jonathan and William responding to listener correspondence on tackling terrible hosts, dirty bodies, and perplexing vicar outfits.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati
Brands
This week, William and Jonathan dive into the world of brands. From high-street staples like Wetherspoons to everyday essentials like toilet roll, they explore the brands we love, the ones we stay loyal to, and what keeps us coming back for more.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri
Decaying Hamsters and Trilby Hats
Welcome back to another luxury bonus episode! We'll be covering deceased rodents and suspicious smells, before diving into your correspondence on everything from rude in-laws and trilby hats to the finer points of table manners. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mobiles & Texting Etiquette
In today's episode, Jonathan and William start with an impromptu sing-along to their personalised ringtones, before chatting about voice note etiquette, 'Find My Friends', and the deeply unsettling behaviour of people who keep their read receipts off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Executive Vacuum Cleaners and Office Tracksuits
In today’s bonus episode, Jonathan shares his enthusiasm for a new executive vacuum cleaner. We help a listener solve a wedding food dilemma, explore the topic of coasters and placemats, and get to the bottom of how casual is too casual? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cleaning The Bathroom
Today, Jonathan walks us through his bathroom-cleaning routine, describing everything from his product choices to his preferred cleaning attire. William also shares his experience with the Queen’s minky, before the discussion turns to the important question of the appropriate setting for a 'big job.' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Luxury Live!
Join us for an evening of song, dance, revelry and innuendo as we revisit our extremely luxury and executive live show. Highlights include another music competition (with a Christmassy twist), a case of mistaken identity with one member of the audience, and one presenter making a stunning return to their long-abandoned singing career.Join the Member's Club here to see a video-version of this episo
Funeral Tombola and Alla Cacciatora
In this week’s bonus episode, we reflect on Jonathan’s Chicken Alla Cacciatora over the weekend, alongside stories of a toilet eruption and a funeral tombola, before considering the difference between supper and dinner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Friendship
This week, William and Jonathan are discussing Friendship. The high and lows, whether or not it's juvenile to have a 'best friend', and how to end a friendship in a luxury manner.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dog's Seasons and Shark's Biscuits
It's another varied bonus episode this week, with subjects ranging from home décor, to dog adolescence, to Chess (both the return of the musical, and the debut of the game). Plus, Producer Oli leaves (finally). He, William and Jonathan mark this by learning what 'accadacca' means. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Days Out
This week's main episode is, as is typical, stuffed to the brim with observations and anecdotes. William and Jonathan wax lyrical on the topic of Days Out, touching on trips abroad (Paris, Amsterdam), trips to the theme park (Alton Towers), and trips together (Ivinghoe Beacon). Plus, one of our presenters is mistaken for aristocracy, and one of our listeners mistakenly finds themselves in a dark r
Brick in a Box and Dietary Preferences
The studio has never looked better than in this week's episode when William decided to bring in his most luxurious Christmas present. There's also discussion about William's first Christingle experience and whether the onus is on the host of a dinner party to find out their guests' dietary preferences.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy
Drinks
William and Jonathan are in their element this week, discussing a subject very close to their hearts. Topics range from Jonathan's hate of water, to William's hate of beer. Plus, Jonathan revisits some alcohol-tinged events from his childhood.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pantomime Punch-ups and Ritzy Restaurants
The first bonus episode of 2026 is a suitably dramatic one, with William and Jonathan discussing some real-life panto villains. They then move on to the far more executive events of the Luxury team's visit to The Ritz. Plus, listener mail on everything from lavatory usage to milk bottle etiquette.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo
Accessories
In this week's main episode, William and Jonathan tackle everything from tattoos to tote bags, and from perfumes to piercings. Plus, William demonstrates his very unusual method of using his phone, and Jonathan his equally unconventional use for a dog poo bag.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pick Of The Pods 2025
In our last episode of the year, Jonathan and William reflect on the most luxury, executive, and hilarious moments of 2025. Thank you for your continued support, Bucketheads! The Luxury Podcast team wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Firefighters' Funerals and Doggy Decorum
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan look towards their very fancy Christmas do. Plus, a surprising appearance from Jennifer Patterson, Jonathan shares a story about his nephew and some yoghurt, and both presenters give a lucky listener some lessons in love.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Christmas
William and Jonathan are feeling (somewhat) festive this week as they look ahead to Christmas. They discuss when the appropriate time to put up decorations is, and Jonathan shares a not-very-Christmassy confrontation related to this topic. Plus, pyromania in a church, and William shares his very on-brand method to putting up the tree.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted
Splits In Suspenders
It’s a particularly silly bonus episode of the podcast this week, featuring a showcase of William doing the splits. Plus, discussion of braces and suspenders, how to convince your partner to embrace an executive lifestyle, and how to correct a fellow train passenger’s poor behaviour.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information
Headwear and Footwear
William and Jonathan delve into hats and shoes this week - from what makes a luxury hat, to hat-wearing etiquette, to if wearing 'comedy socks' is ever acceptable. Plus, judgement is passed on women's hats, and William has a wonderful Hertfordshire-themed present in mind for Jonathan.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio
Taxi Rage and Trouser Stains
In this week's bonus, the team look back on Luxury Live and share some very executive behind the scenes stories - including a mishap with one presenter's trousers. In other horrors, the dreaded 'like' rears its ugly head again, and Jonathan admits to doing something truly awful with his dogs' excrement.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy
Dating
In this week's main episode, William and Jonathan share their lessons of love - from who should pay, to how to deal with rude behaviour, to why Wagamamas should be avoided at all costs. Plus, who out of the two was a 'player', can a relationship break ever be luxury, and William's number one tip for a strong relationship.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See
Roommate Resurrections and Holiday Hilarity
In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan's excited for his upcoming holiday, and William's excited for the gift he's bringing him back. Plus, living with dead celebrities, an embarrassing encounter with the late queen, and the scourge of the word 'like'.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cooking
Today's episode is an assault on the senses that sees Jonathan and William sharing their very favourite taste sensations. We also return to Jonathan's al-fresco kitchen and discover the two's favourite takeaways. Plus, Jonathan delivers his verdict on each major television chef, and William attempts to act sober.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.co
Barb's Baps and Dental Disgorges
It's yet another varied bonus episode this week, starting with an update from William's first Halloween experience. The true horror, though, lies in a very 'anti-luxury' shop that one presenter admits to visiting…Plus, chemistry classroom misdemeanours, singing washing machines, and the best television shows to watch at the dentist's.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted
Parenting
It's the return of former children William and Jonathan, as this week they're discussing parenting. Conversation topics range from wondering if they'd ever become parents, to choosing luxury baby names, to how to cope when witnessing bad parenting. The two also swap their childhood experiences of discipline, and delicately decide what to say when faced with a friend's ugly baby.Join the Members' C
Luxury Lurgies and Manly Pinks
Jonathan is suffering with an executive sniffle, but thankfully William is on hand to tend to his needs and keep things firmly pointed in a luxury direction. They discuss tipping decorators, cleaning carpets and a word of warning for any potentially troublesome air passengers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Radio
Tune in your wireless to The Luxury Podcast, as this week our hosts are paying homage to the radio. William and Jonathan share their recommendations for other luxury shows, revisit some classic clips from their time on the radio, and share the truth about Terry Wogan's hair. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Runaway Vicars, Good Bants and Sex Ponds
In this week's bonus episode, we have an update on the pressing items in our hosts' lives (Jonathan's glasses and William's cleaner). Plus, Jane McDonald's treatment of trick or treaters, whether a change of name by deed poll can ever be luxury, and how best to wash a bike jacket. A varied episode as always.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri
Personal Grooming
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan compare their personal grooming routines and discover that one host's is far more lengthy than the other’s. On a semi-related note, they also discuss manscaping, before moving on to fragrances, cosmetic surgery and facial hair.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Persistent Pests and Fryer Fallouts
In this week's bonus, William and Jonathan's friendship is put to the ultimate test. In JVS's words, they've never been so close to falling out - and it's not even a main episode. Tensions ease slightly when the two consider how best to deal with unruly aeroplane passengers, pest infestations, and glasses.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva
Halloween
William and Jonathan attempt to put a luxury spin on spooky season. The two cover everything from the fancy dress of Jonathan's youth, to the most effective way of dispersing trick or treaters (hint: you first need firearm training). Plus, William shares a story from his party, of a very unconventional tribute to the late Patricia Routledge.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/
Fainting Scares and Special Chairs
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan catch up after William's housewarming party. Jonathan revisits some of his more outrageous comments, issued while on the house tour (the guest-requested house tour, of course). Plus, William gives his tips on where to go for a pre-Luxury Live afternoon tea, and the podcast is interrupted by another Vernon-Smith. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv
Pet Hates
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan explore their pet hates - of which there are many, of course. Two previous episode themes collide, with corporal punishment being doled out for inappropriate bodily functions. Plus, Jonathan describes bad driving etiquette, and William produces some extremely specific pet hates.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. Se
Ancient Alarms and Multifocal Mirth
In this week's bonus episode, William gives a very important update about his new alarm system - and Jonathan is himself alarmed to discover his may be less executive than he had thought. Plus, the two critique Jonathan's new glasses, hear from alumni from their old schools, and give a very lovely live rendition of the podcast theme. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Funerals
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan consider the biggest question of them all: how to have a luxury death. The two plan their funerals in great detail, with Mary Poppins, Macho Macho Man and Blame It On The Bossa Nova all making an appearance. Plus, there's great excitement when inspiration strikes for Luxury Live. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Headboard Schemes and Deathly Dreams
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan compare notes on how to pick the most thorough and executive cleaner. Jonathan puts himself forward as William's chambermaid, and much haggling over price ensues. Plus, a listener writes in with a very alarming dream, and Jonathan's filthy headboard returns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Supermarkets
Follow Jonathan and William down the aisle in this week's episode, all about supermarkets. The two reflect on the different shop names, what they say about a person, and what the most executive supermarket really is. It's not all British brands - Mercadona of course makes an appearance, and William tries out his French and Latin. Plus, the two create the Luxury Supermarket, for the upper class sho
Dame Patricia Routledge (1929 - 2025)
With the sad news of Patricia Routledge's death, William and Jonathan pause to remember the award-winning actress, and star of ‘Keeping Up Appearances’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Restaurant Rudeness and Luxurious Lathering
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan kick things off with an update on their social calendars, before a very in-depth discussion on the most executive way to present toilet rolls in one's bathroom. Plus, the two take on a rude restaurant goer, and JVS pays homage to his favourite soap. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
School Days
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan revisit their school days, and the wardrobe malfunctions, questionable language lessons and brutish bullies that accompanied them. Plus, William looks back fondly on an unusual school hobby, and bleep machine usage reaches never-before-seen levels. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Well-Hung Walls and Waterlogged Balls
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan run through the alarms, smoke screens and panic rooms that make one's system thoroughly secure. Plus, the two weigh in on when it's appropriate to complain in public, and how to cope with other people's inferior hygiene habits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Health
William and Jonathan will see you now! This week's episode is all about health, and the two take a trip down memory lane, revisiting some of their most dramatic ailments - including some intriguingly timed fainting (guess who) and the unfortunate swallowing of a classroom object.Join the Luxury Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat
Pasty Crumbs and Pilot Holes
In this week's bonus episode, a rat is sighted in one presenter's garden, and the other has to contend with pasty crumbs in the carpet. If this doesn't sound very luxurious, fear not - order is restored when William once again shares his penchant for hired hands, and Jonathan casts judgement on a listener's collecting habits. Plus, an insight into what goes on after hours at Heathrow.Join the Luxu
Horoscopes
In this week's episode, former children William and Jonathan seek out the spiritual with an exploration of horoscopes. The two scour over their own horoscopes and see what fits (and doesn't). Plus, a look at the astrology of serial killing, and discussion of what makes one's birth luxury or not.Luxury Live tickets are now on general sale! Book tickets and join the Members' Club here: http://luxury
Tree Roots and Crusty Tissues
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss all the latest mod-cons - from faux wood windows, to sausage-shaped dog poo bins, to the very luxury guest-room-cum-panic-room. Plus, a listener writes in with a shocking story of houseguest mess.The Luxury Members' Club and Luxury Live event are now live! Head to the Patreon for more information: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/club Hosted on
Flatmates
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan take a trip down memory lane and revisit their flatshares - complete with stories of broken bones, secret sojourns and dental damage. Plus, listeners share their own flatmate horror stories; including one featuring a decidedly unluxuriant police visit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Swingers, Saline and Stainless Steel
In this week's bonus episode, William gives an update on his movements - house and otherwise. Jonathan, in a rare moment, finds a cleaning case in which the use of bleach is discouraged. And the two discuss whether its ever acceptable to take children to a swinger's pool party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
