No Parental Guidance
No Parental Guidance is a podcast from Fabulous that offers an unfiltered and humorous take on parenting. Hosted by Louise Boyce and Hannah East, it provides a safe space for real mums to discuss the chaos, guilt, and joys of parenthood, contrasting with the idealized world of Instagram parenting.
Episodes
"I’m really excited. I’m so happy." - Kelsey Parker Shares Her New Pregnancy Joy
Joining us on the sofa today is a true force of nature. Actress, dancer, podcaster, and brilliant entrepreneur Kelsey Parker sits down with Louise and Hannah for one of her most raw, unfiltered, and deeply moving conversations yet.
From navigating the devastating loss of her husband, Tom Parker (The Wanted), in 2022, to tragically losing her baby son, Phoenix, last summer, Kelsey has faced a lifet
Andrea McLean On Making The Same Marriage Mistakes Twice “Red Flags Are Not Bunting"
What happens when the cameras stop rolling and the real work of survival begins?
In today’s episode of No Parental Guidance, we are joined by the incredibly honest, brilliant, and unfiltered Andrea McLean. For over two decades, Andrea was a staple in our living rooms—from the GMTV sofa to anchoring Loose Women, interviewing icons like Oprah Winfrey and Beyoncé.
But behind the polished TV career,
Laura Anderson’s Love Island Reality - “I felt very physically undesirable”
This week on No Parental Guidance, Hannah and Louise are joined by the unfiltered and brilliant Laura Anderson (Love Island). Laura opens up like never before about the devastating emotional toll of navigating a highly public breakup with Gary Lucy while pregnant, why she turned to therapy to survive the tabloid press, and the raw truth about their ongoing co-parenting dynamic.
Plus, Laura drops
"I Whispered I Hate You So The Kids Wouldn't Wake Up" Joanna Page On Marriage & Motherhood | No Parental Guidance
The legendary Joanna Page (Stacey Shipman herself!) joins us in the studio for an unfiltered, hilarious, and deeply relatable chat about everything from the Gavin & Stacey finale to those iconic (and awkward!) scenes in Love Actually.
Joanna opens up about the "horrific" emotions of filming the final moments of Gavin & Stacey, the reality of being "fondled" by Martin Freeman on a film set, and
Amy Childs On Getting A Boob Job At 17, Her Dad Calling Her A Freak & Why She Regrets Her Cosmetic Surgery
This week we're joined by the legendary Amy Childs. TOWIE original, mum of four, newlywed, and one of the most refreshingly honest guests we've ever had in the room.
And yes… this episode absolutely goes there.
From emergency C-sections and prolapsed cords to potty training disasters, £400 Amazon sprees, and why she genuinely cannot be bothered after a long day, Amy holds nothing back.
Learn
Hannah and Louise can’t stop laughing at THIS! | No Parental Guidance
Can you make it through these stories without laughing? Because we certainly couldn’t. In this episode of No Parental Guidance, Hannah and Louise take on the "Last One Laughing" Challenge. Inspired by the hit show, they go head-to-head to see who can keep a straight face while sharing the most "educational" (and by educational, we mean absolutely traumatizing) parenting moments.
Things take a tur
Jess Wright Discusses the Reality of Postnatal Depression & Maternal Wellbeing
This week we're joined by the iconic Jess Wright. TOWIE original, mum, businesswoman, and refreshing and honest guest!
And yes… this episode goes there. From PND, antidepressants, and the black cloud that hit her the moment she walked through the front door with her newborn, to stabbing a football with a carving knife because the kids just wouldn't stop. Jess holds nothing back.
She opens up abo
Millennial Nostalgia & The Science of Mitosis with Matt Green | No Parental Guidance Bonus
The science doesn't stop! In this bonus episode of No Parental Guidance, we go beyond the textbooks with The Rapping Science Teacher, Matt Green.
We put Matt’s rap knowledge to the test (does he actually know Kendrick Lamar?), find out why Louise is biologically programmed to sneeze at the sun, and dive into the fascinating world of genetics.
In this bonus drop:
The Rap Quiz: Matt tries to
The Rapping Science Teacher: Making GCSE Revision Fun for Millions | No Parental Guidance
Can drill music actually help your kids pass their GCSEs?
In this week’s episode of No Parental Guidance, we are joined by the smartest guy on TikTok, Matt Green. With a Master’s in Neuroscience and over 300 million views, Matt has transformed the UK education system by turning "boring" science into viral rap bangers.
But behind the viral fame and winning the Tik Tok educator award in Dubai,
Pregnancy Waxing Horrors & Retinol Fails with Genevieve Turley | No Parental Guidance
Welcome to a special No Parental Guidance Bonus Show! This week, we’ve recruited the brilliant Genevieve Turley (@genevieveturleymua) to be our "Beauty Agony Aunt." We’re reading out YOUR most mortifying makeup and skincare dilemmas, from DIY disasters to pregnancy pampering gone wrong.
In this bonus episode, we’re diving into:
The Eyebrow Slug Incident: What happens when "5 minutes of peace"
Genevieve Turley on Her IVF Journey: "Chop my arm off, I just want a baby"
"Chop my arm off, I just want a baby." This week on No Parental Guidance, we are joined by the incredible Genevieve Turley (@genevieveturleymua). From her high-pressure days as an RAF Burns & Plastics nurse to becoming a viral makeup sensation, Genevieve doesn't hold back on the realities of motherhood, IVF, and growing up way too fast.
We dive deep into Genevieve’s emotional IVF journey; the str
Adam Kay Explains What’s Normal For Your Baby | No Parental Guidance
This week on No Parental Guidance, we’re joined by former doctor and bestselling author Adam Kay for a hilarious, honest and slightly chaotic deep dive into your parenting dilemmas.
From pregnancy fears to “is this normal?” moments, Adam answers your biggest questions, including concerns around gestational diabetes, measuring big during pregnancy, and why sometimes your baby just isn’t followin
BAFTA WINNER ADAM KAY: Why I Can’t Be My Kids’ Doctor
Adam Kay, the former NHS doctor and author of the global bestseller This Is Going To Hurt, joins Hannah and Louise to discuss his journey through fatherhood and surrogacy. This episode dives into the chaos of life after the medical profession, from the emotional reality of missing his daughter’s birth to his hilarious refusal to be the "family doctor" when his kids have a cough. If you are interes
Katie Piper reacts to your parenting fails | No Parental Guidance
This week on the No Parental Guidance podcast, we are joined by the incredible Katie Piper for a hilarious, filter-free look at the absolute chaos of raising kids. From cringeworthy parenting fails sent in by our listeners to the "fine system" Katie uses to keep her household in check, this episode is a deep dive into the relatable parenting struggles we all face.
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Katie Piper on Life After Trauma, Parenting & Perspective | No Parental Guidance
This week we’re joined by the incredible Katie Piper. Best-selling author, OBE, activist, mum of two, and an absolute powerhouse of resilience.
And yes… this episode is parenting, unfiltered. From navigating teen phones, iMessage vs. WhatsApp dilemmas, and missed birthday parties, to high-street “spy missions” tracking your kids like a pro, Katie keeps it real about modern motherhood.
We als
The "Magpie Parenting" Secret: How to Divorce Without Traumatising Your Kids | No Parental Guidance
In our first-ever live episode of No Parental Guidance, we are joined by the powerhouse that is Anna Whitehouse (aka Mother Pukka). Anna isn't just a Sunday Times Bestselling author and journalist; she’s the woman changing the law for every parent in the UK.
We go from the deeply personal to the politically powerful, covering:
The Ultimate Parenting Fail: The story involving a toddler, a Beagl
LIVE: Celebrate Mother's Day with us! | No Parental Guidance
We finally did it! Our very first LIVE recording of No Parental Guidance with a community of mums and all because of Tea and Toast!
After our "Tea and Toast" reel went viral, we realised two things: 1) Hospital toast is a spiritual experience, and 2) Way too many of you were robbed of yours!
We gathered a room full of amazing women to celebrate International Women's Day and Mother's Day by d
Lou Beckett Reveals The Brutal Truth Given to Rob in the Delivery Room | No Parental Guidance
This week on No Parental Guidance, we’re getting an unfiltered look at life on the parenting front line with Lou Beckett.
From hypno-birthing playlists going completely ignored, to the first night at home descending into chaos, Lou shares it all. It’s messy, hilarious, and often painfully relatable.
We also cover the everyday battles: navigating tantrums on trains, surviving homework sessions
Lou Beckett Explains Why Husband Rob Dropped His Trousers During Labour | No Parental Guidance
This week we’re joined by the brilliant Lou Beckett. Writer, former teacher, mum of two and author of Lessons from a Default Parent.
And yes… this is a birth story for the ages.
From going 2cm to 10cm in under two hours, to meconium panic and Rob taking his trousers off in the delivery room (no one asked him to), it’s chaotic from start to finish.
But this episode goes way beyond labour.
We
She Heard EVERYTHING Through the Kitchen Speaker | No Parental Guidance
This week on No Parental Guidance, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic, hilarious, and often horrifying world of parenting fails.
From explosive diaper disasters to kitchen speaker mishaps, nothing is off-limits.
Listeners share their most unforgettable parenting fails, including: a baby’s first football practice ending in projectile vomit, a husband’s “private moment” blaring through the
From Diversity to Fatherhood: Jordan Banjo on the Hardest Parts of Being a Dad | No Parental Guidance
This week we’re joined by the brilliant Jordan Banjo. Diversity icon, radio host, two-time jungle campmate and dad of three who is not afraid to overshare.
From panic-laughing at a positive pregnancy test to getting a vasectomy from a man called Dr Acorn, this episode is honest, chaotic and absolutely hilarious.
Jordan takes us back to becoming a dad at 24. No plan. No friends with kids. No
Ashley James Reacts To Our Negative Comments
This week on No Parental Guidance, things get a little bit spicy as Hannah and Louise invite Ashley James on to help them clap back at some wild comments left on their Instagram.
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Ashley James on Breaking the Rules of Modern Motherhood
This week we’re joined by the brilliant Ashley James. TV presenter, DJ, author of Bimbo, mum of two and a fierce advocate for women rewriting the rules.
From lockdown love stories to parenting reality checks, this episode is packed with honesty, humour and a few very relatable fails.
Ashley takes us back to meeting her partner on Hinge, moving in just before the world shut down, and finding
Emily Norris Reacts to Embarrassing Parenting Fails | No Parental Guidance
This bonus episode is packed with parenting fails, holiday drama, and the real-life chaos of raising kids while trying to survive your own sanity.Emily and the team dissect the chaos, the panic, and the heroic improvisation that followed, including dry tissues, emergency wipes, and a toddler completely unbothered by it all.From there, Emily opens up about her own parenting journey - breastfeeding
Emily Norris On The 1% Birth Injury No One Warns You About
This week, Hannah and Louise are joined by the queen of organisation herself, Emily Norris, for a deep dive into the "middle bit" of parenting, teenage hygiene, and the reality of raising three boys.
From traumatic birth stories (including a broken tailbone!) to the "sextortion" talk and the chaos of sleep deprivation, nothing is off-limits. We’re also talking about the shift to senior school,
Why Sophie Ellis-Bextor refuses to "wind down" after 5 kids
This week on No Parental Guidance, Louise and Hannah are joined by the actual icon Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Pop star, kitchen disco queen, mum of five boys and proof that some people really can spin every plate without launching one directly at the wall.
We obviously have to talk about the Saltburn moment. Sophie reveals how she got an email back in 2022 asking to use her song Murder on the Dance F
Hilary Whitehall answers your burning parenting questions
This week on No Parental Guidance, Louise and Hannah are back with another proper parenting therapy session, joined by Hilary Whitehall for a bonus episode that swings from absolute maternity ward chaos to the kind of advice you actually want to hear at 3 a.m.
It kicks off with a listener story so mad it sounds fake: they’d just given birth when the ceiling collapsed from the room above and the
Hilary Whitehall’s Shocking Parenting Confessions
This week on No Parental Guidance, Louise and Hannah are joined by Hilary Whitehall actress, podcaster, former doula, long-time wife of Michael, mum to Jack, Molly and Barnaby and now a grandmother with another grandchild on the way!
Hilary is absolutely hilarious and delivers one of the most jaw-dropping birth stories we’ve ever heard, involving a very famous godfather, a hospital mix-up and b
What Do I Need to Know Before Giving Birth? Sam and Alice Vanderpump Take the Labour Quiz
How much do you really know about what happens in the delivery suite? Louise and Hannah put parents-to-be Sam and Alice to the test with a quick-fire “Parent Prep Check", and it instantly descends into hilarious chaos. From the dreaded question “what is the plug?” (spoiler: it’s not a bath plug…) to crowning, meconium, and the mysterious fishing net in the midwife’s suite; the quiz is equal parts
Sam & Alice Vanderpump: Becoming Parents While Waiting for Life-Saving Surgery
This week on No Parental Guidance, Louise and Hannah are joined by Sam and Alice Vanderpump - reality TV meets real-life parenting prep as the couple open up about expecting their first baby (a boy!) and what they’re actually feeling at 35 weeks pregnant.
Sam and Alice talk morning sickness that’s never really left, multiple hospital visits, and the reality of going into parenthood with “no ide
Made In Chelsea's Lucy Watson opens up on her 18 hour labour
This week, we are joined by Made in Chelsea royalty turned business mogul and vegan mum, Lucy Watson! Lucy gets incredibly honest about her journey into motherhood, from the dramatic birth of her son to the reality of breastfeeding for 14 months.
Lucy opens up about her intense birth experience, revealing that she had to be induced because the cord was wrapped around her son’s neck and shoulder
Daddies Overnight - From Tinder Success to Nappies and Tantrums
This week Louise and Hannah are joined by the wonderful Ryan and Matthew, better known as Daddies Overnight. They open up about their beautiful, yet challenging, journey to adopting their son and what it’s like navigating the world as two dads.
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Charlotte Dawson on Motherhood, Messes & Marriage
The one and only Charlotte Dawson joins us for an episode that is equal parts hilarious chaos and heart-wrenching honesty. Charlotte doesn't hold back as she opens up about the "four years of hell" she endured being targeted by trolls, leading to constant calls from social services and even police involvement. She shares the reality of being accused of child abuse while simply trying to navigate m
2025s Most Iconic Moments of No Parental Guidance
We’ve made it! Welcome to our final hurrah of 2025!
It feels like only yesterday we were nervously launching this podcast in July, and now, over 20 episodes later, we are celebrating a massive milestone. We are so incredibly grateful to everyone who has tuned in every week and shared this journey with us.
To celebrate, we’ve put together a special trip down memory lane. This is a compilation
Larry Lamb: Gavin & Stacey, Christmas, and saying goodbye to your kids
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
In this very special festive episode, Hannah and Louise are joined by a true national treasure—Larry Lamb.
Known for his iconic roles in Gavin & Stacey and EastEnders, Larry sits down with us to talk about the "gift of parenthood," the reality of being a "boomer," and what Christmas really looks like in his household (spoiler: it involves a lot of n
Chloe Madeley Opens Up: Divorce, Single Mom Life & Postpartum Struggles
Join us for a powerful and honest conversation with the incredible Chloe Madeley, daughter of TV legends Richard and Judy, as she opens up about one of the most stressful periods of her life: her divorce.
Hannah and Louise kick off with a classic overshare. Louise recounts the moment she went to the doctor after feeling sick post-Reading Festival, only to be hit with a 10-week pregnancy shock!
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Feeling frisky while pregnant & parenting fails | No Parental Guidance
We are back with another chaotic episode packed with your most hilarious and mortifying listener Parenting Fails! But first, we dive straight into the wild world of pregnancy libido and why one friend's horniness led to a seriously awkward emergency call.
Louise kicks off the episode by sharing her friend's incredible confession. while heavily pregnant and "feeling frisky" at home, an FBI warning
Trinny Woodall speaks for the first time about her emotional journey to becoming a parent
For the first time in her life, Trinny Woodall opens up about years of IVF treatment in this week's episode of No Parental Guidance.
She reveals that her miracle baby came after 16 rounds of IVF treatment. And when her daughter arrived, she came 6 weeks early and was born with a condition called Talipes which required specialist treatment for several years. Trinny talks us through those first t
The Mortifying Fails of Sleep Deprived Parents
We're back with your favorite segment: Parenting Fails! But first, Louise and Hannah tackle the ridiculous conveyor belt of personal questions every woman faces, starting in her twenties: When are you getting a boyfriend? Married? Kids? And ultimately, When are you getting divorced? :woman-facepalming:This leads to Hannah's hilarious confession about her husband, who referred to her as his "curren
The Kabs Family talk baby number 4, push presents, and meeting on a bus
The brilliant social media stars The Kabs Family (Chan and Tay) join Louise and Hannah to talk about their journey to baby number four, the pressures of modern parenting, and how they went from nervous teenagers on a bus to YouTube superstars!
Tay confesses he had to do a full presentation to convince Chan to have a fourth child, and now he's waiting on her hand and foot. From getting her McDonald
When the parenting fails go from bad to worse!
If you've ever felt like getting your kid into an after-school club is harder than buying Oasis concert tickets, this episode is for you! Louise and Hannah dive deep into the most chaotic parts of parenting, starting with the logistical nightmare of securing club spaces before they instantly fill up.
We confess to the difficulty of running children to all their activities only to fall asleep at m
Money Mum Joins Us: Gemma Bird’s No-Nonsense Guide to Family Finances
We are thrilled to welcome the queen of budgeting and finance, Gemma Bird, to the podcast! Known for her brilliant, no-nonsense money-saving tips, Gemma joins Louise and Hannah to discuss the financial squeeze on parents, teaching kids the value of money, and the honest anxiety that comes with motherhood.
Gemma shares the hilarious moment her son Brody asked for a Bugatti, proving that kids truly
Halloween special: Your scariest parenting fails
The studio has had a massive Card Factory overhaul and Hannah and Louise have gone all out with their outfits for our massive Halloween special! Get ready for the parenting fails, spooky listener stories, and honest opinions on the one holiday where we completely undo everything we teach our kids.
In this episode, we dissect the chaos of Halloween; knocking on strangers' doors, going out at night,
Harriet Kemsley on Divorce, dating, and Coparenting
Welcome to Episode 14 with the hilarious stand-up comedian and single mum, Harriet Kemsley! Harriet joins us to talk all things co-parenting, getting back into the dating game after divorce, and how a tarot card reading led her to uncover a truly bizarre piece of emotional baggage (ahem, a plaster cast of her ex-husband's penis) behind her sofa.
Harriet discusses how she manages her dyspraxia, he
David Gandy reveals what he was like in labour
From Supermodel to Super-Dad, David Gandy spills the tea on labour, admitting he channeled his inner Dr. Doug Ross (George Clooney's character in ER), stole the midwife's chair, and even filmed the birth, yes, including the "business end" and head crowning!
He makes a powerful point about men needing to better understand women's hormones and how important this is for expectant fathers.
We discuss
Kimberly Wyatt on Toddler Chaos & Performing WEEKS After C-Section!
Former Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt opens up on the hilarious chaos of motherhood, from the moment her postman found her toddler to the time she got baby poop right in the face.
She also spills the tea on her incredible X-Factor comeback 7 weeks after a C-section alongside Nicole Scherzinger, Ashley Roberts, and all the Dolls.
She opens up about childbirth and parenting all while being part of one
Davina McCall on her HUGE Big Brother SACRIFICE
Superstar television presenter and former Big Brother host Davina McCall comes to the No Parental Guidance studio to reveal her birth stories, parenting fails and to remind us that it's OK to poo while giving birth. It was, in fact, encouraged by her midwife.
The superstar presenter and broadcasting powerhouse tells us what it's like to have brought up 3 children who are now grown up and fleeing
The supermarket row that nearly ended Hannah’s relationship PLUS your parenting fails!
Join us as we dive into the hilariously relatable chaos of parenting. This week, Hannah tells us about the supermarket row that nearly ended her 12 year relationship! Plus Louise tells us when potty training her then toddler peed in a very expensive vintage car, to the mortifying moment her child announced "we have nits!" in a crowded hairdressers.
We also get into all your parenting fails and str
Anna Williamson spills the tea on epic tantrums, Celebs Go Dating & makes some cheeky confessions
Join us for a hilarious and all-too-relatable chat with the brilliant Anna Williamson, a renowned TV presenter and dating expert from 'Celebs Go Dating' and a fellow parent!
We're getting real about the chaos of family life, from heated school WhatsApp group discussions to the mental load of managing schedules. Anna shares her own parenting triumphs and fails, including a side-splitting story abou
BONUS EPISODE: Stretch mark hacks + Spanx tips & your funniest parenting fails
Join Hannah East and Louise Boyce for a laugh-out-loud BONUS episode packed with stretch mark hacks (don’t try this at home!), Spanx secrets (yes, you’ve been wearing them wrong), and the funniest parenting fails yet!
Expect full-on football mum chaos, epic fails in toddler dummy weaning, and the awkward reality of teenage daughters finding things they shouldn’t in your underwear drawer.
It’s a bu
The secret to surviving 6 Kids: YouTube Queen Tara Greer tells all
Ever wonder what it's really like to be a mum of six? This week, Hannah East & Louise Boyce are joined by Tara Greer (@MeetTheGreers ) a mum of six from Birmingham, who shares her unfiltered truth about life with a big family. From managing the endless washing to the organised chaos of packing for a family holiday, she reveals how she keeps it all together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f
Comedian Rachel Parris' biggest mum fails, surviving toddler tantrums & why kids NEVER SLEEP!
Hannah & Louise are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and star of The Mash Report, Rachel Parris. As a mum of a 3-year-old, Rachel knows all about tantrums, toddler chaos, and the joys (and disasters) of parenting while trying to juggle a busy career.
They dive into the reality of surviving the 9-week summer holidays, from spending a fortune on kids clubs to the bittersweet truth of spendi
Hannah & Louise on bad language, morning sickness + your parenting fails revealed
Join Hannah and Louise for another round of hilarious parenting fails! In this episode, Hannah shares the mortifying story of having morning sickness at royal invitation to Windsor Castle.
The chaos doesn't stop there, as Louise dives into the shocking moments her kids started saying swear words and the absolute disaster of trying to take a family photo.
You'll hear all about Hannah's very persona
Ollie Locke on premature twins & his biggest parenting fails
In this episode, we're talking about the universal struggle of losing your identity after having kids and the reality of trying to make new mum friends. We get brutally honest about the biggest parenting fails (and the arguments that come with them), from kids weeing on you to what happens when your toddler learns to use the cat flap.
We also dive into some of the most serious and powerful topics,
Amy Hart’s motherhood confessions
From Love Island to nursery runs – Amy Hart joins NPG to talk motherhood without the filters. She opens up about freezing her eggs at 28, falling pregnant by surprise, and the soft-play chaos of life with a toddler. Glam, honest, and totally relatable – this is motherhood, Amy-style.
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Konnie Huq on screen-time, leaky boobs & mum life mayhem
Is screen time ruining our kids or saving our sanity? Why were Konnie Huq’s boobs leaking at the BAFTAs? And who actually has time for Blue Peter-style crafting? (Clue: not us.)
This week on No Parental Guidance, comedy mums Hannah East and Louise Boyce (@mamastillgotit_) are joined by TV legend Konnie Huq for a no-filter chat about raising boys, teen tech tantrums and why she’s backing a sit-down
Angela Scanlon's biggest mum fails
Welcome to the first ever episode of No Parental Guidance – the brutally honest parenting podcast hosted by comedy queens Hannah East and Louise Boyce ( @mamastillgotit_ ).
This week’s guest is TV presenter, podcast host, and Strictly Come Dancing star Angela Scanlon — and let’s just say, nothing is off the table.
From pelvic floor physios and birth stories to parenting fails and the honest truth
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Welcome to No Parental Guidance — the unfiltered, laugh-out-loud podcast that’s the antidote to the impossibly perfect world of Instagram parenting. Hosted by the brilliantly funny Louise Boyce and Hannah East, No Parental Guidance is a safe space for real mums to talk openly and hilariously about the chaos, guilt, and of course joys of parenthood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i
