Join self-proclaimed 'Muvva of London' Kelechi Okafor, host of the Say Your Mind Podcast, as she takes you through the newspaper front pages and breaks down current affairs in her own hilarious and eloquent way. With a sharp, witty perspective, she offers a unique take on the stories making headlines. Expect insightful commentary wrapped in humor and unmistakable London charm.
Episodes
A Brand of Stupidity
Russell Brand has been sentenced.By the time I finished recording this episode David Walliams had been named as the celebrity seeking an injunction against a young woman speaking about his alleged SA of her. What I want to know is why do you lot struggle to see the issue with these men?Jason Beer KC has been appointed to lead stage two of Cambridge University's independent review, but he might
Nu Nu I'm Counting on You
Javits Frimpong, like Damilola Taylor, deserved better. King Charles got soaked on his aimless wandering through the Caribbean. Will British PM Andy Burnham actually apologise for slavery?www.kelechiokafor.com/shop
SHRUG
Donate to Sistah Space https://www.sistahspace.org/donateAfter Chapter Literary Salon https://www.kelechiokafor.com/afterchapterTarot: www.kelechiokafor.com
Digging Up Pork
Big up Sally Rooney. After Chapter Literary Salon https://www.kelechiokafor.com/afterchapterElimu book: https://www.aspireblacksuffolk.org.uk/educationalresourcesTarot: Kelechiokafor.com/shop
Fxckery Fighting Fairy
'Black'Fest Liverpool tickets https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/blackfest-2026-presents-awakened-ft-kelechi-okafor-tickets-1997434629747Coroner's conclusion feels off to say the least. Prince Andrew wins high court case that police warrants were unlawful. yuck!
Somebody Needs To Beat You Up
Loved the live show* *Terms and conditions apply Join the member's area kelechiokafor.comTickets for Blackfest https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/blackfest-2026-presents-awakened-ft-kelechi-okafor-tickets-1997434629747 Kevin Doig shouldn't have been allowed to continue as a teacher.The Cornell 7 can't be allowed to get away with what they've done.
You Will Burn
For a last minute live show ticket, drop a message to PA@kelechiokafor.comThe ruling in the Nolan Wells case is a mess. HMRC racist giving people wrong information isn't a one-off in my opinion. Send your letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.comGet tickets to BlackFest in Liverpool Sunday 11th October https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/blackfest-2026-presents-awakened-ft-kelechi-okafor-tickets-19974346297
The Merry Go Round
So much has been happening this week!Macklemore kicked off Ed Sheeran tour.Robert Kraft is the worst. What do you mean she pooed at Hyrox?!Live show is next week 26th September at Brixton House Theatre.After Chapter literary salon's next convening is 13th October. Keep a lookout on my website for how to join. kelechiokafor.com'Are You Still Watching?' is out now https://uk.bookshop.org
Empath For Hitler
Heart goes out to those in Nepal. Going off on a tangent about Erykah Badu, soz. pre-order Are You Still Watching https://uk.bookshop.org/p/books/are-you-still-watching-kelechi-okafor/721407d1b37655fd?ean=9780702329388&bkshp-astro=tThen enter the prize draw here https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/are-you-still-watching
Have I Got Racist News For You
Jason Arday's death is a responsibility of the British press. Numerous people have filed complaints and court cases about how vitriolic British media can be and nothing seems to have changed.
The Miseducation of Kelechi Okafor
Tasia Fortune's tragedy shows that there is something afoot with Black people being found unalived at trees. Jason Arday is being harassed by the media, and there has to be more to their rabid obsession.Sign the petition here https://goodlawproject.org/petition/stand-in-solidarity-with-jason-arday/The dutty IOPC drop disciplinary case against Martyn Blake, the officer who shot Chris Kaba. Visi
Stiff Neck Gal
get your Kelz Kauldron Richual Candle - Ori Inu www.kelechiokafor.com/shopWhy does Tomi Adeyemi want nothing to do with the Children of Blood & Bone movie?Johnson & Johnson settle court case to the tune of $5.5bn serves them right! Racism at the IPF championship in Lithuania against Sonita Muluh. Sometimes the spiritual girlies don't deserve the support. keep those tarot cards!
Off Target
44:44th episode if you will! Burnham is still being praised as he turns back the clock on vital policies in fossil fuels. Jay Z's rant signals the end of celebrity worship. Oh and, everyone is a cop.
The Difference Between Cats & Dogs
Ray J is just saying anything nowadays. Well Andy Burnham is in so what now?Should we be promoting ChatGPT?
GELALAVACUNTRY
From Nolan Wells, to Tamla Horsford and recent cases of unexplained unalivings in America; it is clear that Black people aren't protected. Why do the authorities act like this is not the case?King Charles stays being a deadbeat dad. Nigel Farage is up against bin? Send your letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.comTarot, members area and such kelechiokafor.com
Rather Eat Concrete
Look out for my new Kelz Cauldron Richual Candle. First up is the candle to honour the Ori, the higher/divine self. It'll be out 29th July xTo join the members area or book a tarot consultation, visit kelechiokafor.com
FRAANCE!
Support Refuge https://campaign.refuge.org.uk/page/192657/petition/1?ea.tracking.id=WC26_WEB_HOM_BANHANDV1Support Sistah Space https://www.sistahspace.org/donateTo come to my Tarot dinner in Amsterdam email SYM@kelechiokafor.com
Just A Quick One
Tickets on sale for There's Something About Kelechi @ Brixton House Theatre https://brixtonhouse.co.uk/shows/theres-something-about-kelechi/Can't wait to see you all!
No More NAC Licence
The BBC doesn't deserve our support and we should stop paying tv licence. We are funding them to do nonce-ense.Come 17th June you'll be getting your tickets for There's Something About Kelechi here: https://brixtonhouse.co.ukThat's my live show happening Saturday 26th September in Brixton xSend your letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.comBook a reading or join the members area at kelechio
Coa Cayne, My Darling
We been keeping track of the deaths, UNLIKE YOU. Big up Siana Bangura https://1500andcountingfilm.com wheeling this back up xRIP Henry NowakI meant Joy Gardner and Sarah Reed when I said Joy Reid! Kelechiokafor.com/shopUPDATE: I mention that Digwa didn’t use any of his daggers but it appears in the sentencing statement document that he did.
Prostate Protests
What a week. Andy Burnham is really shouting. Anyway get your salts and tarot readings from www.kelechiokafor.com/shop
Bright'n Facety
Save the date of the live show 26th September @ Brixton House Spirit Salts re-up Friday 29th May!kelechiokafor.com/shop Send your letters to Sym@kelechiokafor.com
Happy Birthday David, Lad.
Help Mei fix what Seven Dials Playhouse caused https://gofund.me/0de4cfd4Tarot readings kelechiokafor.com/shopSend your front page letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com
Heels That Moses Parted
Harvard university is really haggard for that. Send your letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.comfollow @kelechnekoffTarot and other bits like Osogbo balm at kelechiokafor.com/shop
26 Bonnie & Clyde
They missed Trump...again?Send your letters to sym@kelechiokafor.comsalts and tarot readings at kelechiokafor.com/shop
Motherless Marriages
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Pxssy Pastry
Melania. please. Send letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com
Wilder Than I Imagined
Akala State of the Nation Tour feat me in Birmingham! https://www.fane.co.uk/akala
Scheming & Scamming
My astrology software pot! https://www.kelechiokafor.com/pay-link/cc3b495b-7fa1-43af-b5d2-c9ee94974c77Send your letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com
Housing?!
I'm sorry but that doesn't make me feel safe at all.Send your letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com
Tattoo Trials and Tribulations
To get my cute new skin softening balm visit Kelechiokafor.com/shopFor for logging Black people going missing and being found by bodies of water in the UK Asking the Tides https://forms.gle/HATLc46qkpvGJ7zQ7
Mummy on the Mic (feat my mum)
Mercury retrograde got me after I was making fun last week, and my mic was a mess throughout this recording and I didn't realise until afterwards. Anyway Brent did some things and it sounds cute for the most part! Anyyywaayyy my mum blessed us with her presence. Enjoy! If you want to support the children's home and leave my mum a cute message, here's the link: https://childoflightfound
Spilling The Tic
What a chunky episode! From the Arcadia home surrogacy scams to the terrible behaviour of BAFTA and BBC regarding the fallout from John Davidson's Tourettes tics, it has been a wild week!Met police dropping people in it as per usual. May Jon Reuben the christian pastor, doing the most vile things; rot. As for the paperback of Awakened you can order here https://uk.bookshop.org/p/books/awakened-the
Haggard Shamed and Haunted
Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor got arrested on his birthday and that is all the papers are talking about. Something feels fishy to me though?Let me know what you think.Follow @kelechnekoff www.kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope
Dicknesty International
Jim Ratcliffe needs to focus on real colonisers and pay tax.Keir Starmer is about to lose it how he got it.Pre-order Are You Still Watching https://www.waterstones.com/book/are-you-still-watching/kelechi-okafor/scholastic/9780702329388
I Was Right
Angela Rayner will become PM if I got the Tarot right. If that's the case get ready for my tarot prices to go up hunnies! Just kidding...a little. So much to go through this week. Enjoy and definitely like, subscribe and share. Bless! www.kelechiokafor.com/shop
Echoing Thoughts feat Amanda Seales
Please note that Amanda's audio has an outrageous echo on it, and it couldn't be fixed. Please try to enjoy the conversation nonetheless. I've written another book! pre-order here https://www.waterstones.com/book/are-you-still-watching/kelechi-okafor/scholastic/9780702329388Get your spirit salts from kelechiokafor.com/shop
Salad Of Small Powers
I've written another book! pre-order here https://www.waterstones.com/book/are-you-still-watching/kelechi-okafor/scholastic/9780702329388Get your spirit salts from kelechiokafor.com/shop
Crack & Chapatis
My review of Akoko restaurant Why are you all giving AI your photos from 2016?Tommy aka Stephen tells on himself Kemi Badenoch is dealing with defectors Radioactive Chapatis What's wrong with being a conspiracy theorist!Gary Webb was right about the CIA Get ready for another Kelz Kauldron restock of the spirit salts Friday 23rd January www.kelechiokafor.com/shop
The Orange Curtain
Trump is doing wild things again. RIP Renee Nicole Good Beware of Artistic Spaces!David Kelly just wanted to say what we all now know about the war on Iraq. Check out my member's area and shop @ kelechiokafor.comconnect with me on @kelechnekoff
Murdah On The Dancefloor
surely you remember the story about the MI6 guy?Love to Anthony Joshua and the Swiss Ski resort victims.Find more content on kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope
Jingle Jaws
Andrew Tate and Jake Paul both getting their jaw rocked on the same weekend felt like a Christmas miracle.DOJ released more Epstein files but were sure to say, anything mentioning Trump conveniently isn't true.Nicki Minaj was just saying anything.Something Something King Charles and some nonsense Christmas message. Send your front pages to sym@kelechiokafor.comTarot: Kelechiokafor.com/shop
Tommy's Crunchy Cartilage
More Epstein photos released and Noam Chomsky is there? Of course more pictures of Andy formerly known as prince Andrew, are in there. Tommy Robinson aka Stephen Yaxley Lennon got told about himself. David Walliams got dropped by his publisher AND THAT IS FUNNY TO ME. Get bath salts, tarot readings or join the member's area on kelechiokafor.com/shop
Bonnie Does Politics
https://prisonersforpalestine.orgWorkman LLP are the worst, along with Southwark Council!TikTok suspends access to live in Nigeria at night time because they've been naughty. Pastors and influencers getting flewed out to ItsNotReal US government want to see how many years of our social media?!Bonnie Blue endorses Farage. Madness!Spirit Salts drop Friday 19th December on kelechiokafor.com/shop
Google Search?!
Eva airlines is so much better than British Airways!Criminals aren't clearing their google search history like they used to I fear. Wes Streeting is after Keir Starmer's position but needs Angela Rayner? Oh it's all getting juicy. Something Something Kate Middleton in a coat at Christmas carol service. The England group are in group L with Croatia and Ghana to tussle with. FIFA gave Do
Burna Boy vs Sleep
I'm in Thailand but wouldn't miss the chance to update you on the front pages. It was a tussle to even get the Internet right but we made it!Burns Boy was vex that a fan fell asleep at his concertRachel Reeves is getting dragged for the stealth tax hikes and Labour is in disarray over the U-turn on protections against unfair dismissal from day one of new employment. Send your letters to SY
Cloudflare Reh Reh
Cloudflare got touched by Mercury Retrograde, but should only select few companies rule the internet?I have updates about Severance and now I've started watching Slow Horses. Merseyside police have a lot to answer for after wrongfully jailing a man for 38 years over a crime he didn't commit.Matt Hancock! that's his name! Anyway him and Boris Johnson are being disgraced for being so rubbish during
Nobody Asked
Is cheating genetic?I also list some of my favourite shows, which is absolutely not something anybody asked for.send Your Front letters to SYM@kelechiokafor.com
To Bathe a Booty
What is taking so long with the regeneration of Aylesbury Estate? I smell corruption. Can car insurance companies be 'racist'?something something Andrew Mountbatten is wanted by US Congress.Mamdani is mayor!Is it wrong to say 'pregnant people' instead of 'women'?Get ready for the drop on my Spirit Salts, bath salts for your energetic alignment needs. 5th December.Join my me
Just Andy
Now that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor formerly known as Prince Andrew is going to be stripped of his titles, what happens next, hopefully something rhyming with snail...Rachel Reeves is in hot water for not getting the necessary licence when renting out her Dulwich home. How is it that the Chancellor is unaware of the rules around money in this country??Justice for Ochanya https://www.change.org/p/j
7: Marvin’s Line
Bishop Marvin Winans tells a congregant her $1,235 donation wasn’t enough , and it raises bigger questions about how the church can start to look like the plantation. Plus, the Bloody Sunday acquittal, Tess and Claudia leaving Strictly, and Russia is going to get slick over U.S. oil sanctions.
Giving Up The D
I couldn’t stay quiet till Monday for this one, the front pages demanded a Saturday special! This week, we’re talking Prince Andrew giving up the D (as in Duke of York) ahead of Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous book release, Tim Westwood finally being charged, and Nadine Dorries’ trip to her surgeon to have her breast implants removed.Expect my signature mix of wit, side-eye, and sharp social comment
6: Giving Up The D
I couldn’t stay quiet till Monday for this one, the front pages demanded a Saturday special! This week, we’re talking Prince Andrew giving up the D (as in Duke of York) ahead of Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous book release, Tim Westwood finally being charged, and Nadine Dorries’ trip to her surgeon to have her breast implants removed.
Expect my signature mix of wit, side-eye, and sharp social comme
5: A Tale of Two Garys
Gary Neville got the middle class white men upset. The other Gary is trying to appeal to Reform voters. Will white men ever truly understand whiteness?
Shabanah Mahmood said you don’t have to use your freedom all the time. Silly me, I thought that was the point?!
The Daily Fail is Picking on Meghan Markle again!
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4: Crying Over Lamb
On Sunday I celebrate yet another birthday!
If you would like to celebrate another solar cycle with me, here are a few options of what would make my heart full:
You can buy a ticket for 12th October 4pm to see ‘The Voicenote’, the short film I directed and starred in. This is the the first public screening in the UK at London Independent Film Festival: https://genesis.admit-one.co.uk/tickets/?pe
3: Pink Pa*do In The Palace
Prince Andrew’s wife, Sarah Ferguson is also mixed up with Epstein?! The plot thinnens!
The name I was looking for is Rolf Harris!
What does Britain’s recognition of Palestine actually mean??
Not Stephen Yaxley-Lennon being treated like the rag he is!
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2: Cillit Bang...
The Labour girlies are after Keir Starmer’s position.
Something something Charlie Kirk.
The pope says Elon Musk is greedy.
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1: Did I pronounce it right?
Welcome to FPF. The weekly (somewhat chaotic) look at the front pages.
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