Firecrotch & Normcore: THEY LIKE TO WATCH
Firecrotch & Normcore: THEY LIKE TO WATCH is a comedy podcast hosted by married couple Sara Barron and Geoff Lloyd. Each episode they chat about the TV shows and films they've been watching, asking the question: 'Are you watching anything good at the moment?' Both hosts are established comedians with credits on British TV shows like Live at the Apollo and Would I Lie to You?, as well as UK radio. The show offers a relaxed, humorous look at what to watch next.
Episodes
They Liked To Watch
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From the Office of Firecrotch & Normcore
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Always In Fight Mode
It's birthday season, and Sara beats herself at her own game of Gifts Are NOT My Love Language. Plus Beef, Season 2, in all its meaty glory. (Sorry, Geoff)Whatever else happens don’t join our Patreon Do email us though: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
OnlyFans in a Ski Mask
Lorem ipsum! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sara's Teeny-Tiny, Dreamy #1 Boy
Just as a thought experiment: What would happen if we left this blank? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Likeable Dilettante
We discuss the great injustice - hair inequality - and Sara asks for a separation, at least until the dog dies.But honestly WE’RE DOING SOOOO GREAT!Plus the Kennedys (Kennedies?), who were also doing great until that plane crash. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Waxing Manospherical
In a strange twist, Sara did a gig at a nuclear power plant and yet it was uninteresting enough that we don't even talk about it in the podcast! We do talk about sperm, though. And Louis Theroux. Write to us, we love you and need you: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comHelp fund Sara's plant tableau, she needs 16 more plants and 18 more pots: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acas
Tend To Your Land!
This is not a podcast about dogs now, we swear. However, more dog stuff may occur in this episode. Plus child-bribery and Small Prophets, like you wanted. Send us the sort of praise that makes Geoff uncomfortable: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comJoin the Patreon to help Sara fund some hot girl planters: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m
A Generous Employer
Sara's back on the H.Whisper words of wisdom: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comDid you think that money was heaven sent? https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Save-Me Energy
We're back and we've been to a wedding. (What are we, 33?!) Atypical receptacles, sheet-washing, and small-talk are all on offer, plus the Take That docu-series and Jack Thorne's adaptation of The Lord of the Flies.Fill up our den/inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comJoin the Patreon! Too Odd 4 the Pod took us 2.5 years to get to, but we believe it to be worth your time and money: pat
From the Desk of Firecrotch and Normcore
Despite gastric turbulence, we hope to see you Sunday: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/firecrotch-normcore-they-like-to-watch-live-sun-8th-feb-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202602081530/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Twilight of the Mall
Sara had a jam-packed school pickup yesterday that included erotica, estate agents, and ongoing grudges. Plus we discuss Secret Mall Apartment on Netflix, before going off-piste with - sorry! - a film you'd have to go see in the cinema, Sentimental Value. We better see you at that live show: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/firecrotch-normcore-they-like-to-watch-live-sun-8
Physical Stoicism is my Kink
At the time of writing, Sara/Firecrotch-y has finished season 1 of Heated Rivalry and having cried during the penultimate episode, is now wondering if maybe the whole thing is a work of genius after all? Laughs and cries is the classic combo but cries and turn-ons? If this is the direction 2026 is going, we (I) don't hate it. Maybe the toppermost TV echelon is Sopranos, Succession, The Wire, Six F
Goofy *and* Beastly
Geoff has a job to get to and Sara has a puppy staring at her like “Mommy! Engage me!” so no show notes, sadly. But we love you and we know we’ll see on 8th feb for the live show. Ticket link voila: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/firecrotch-normcore-they-like-to-watch-live-sun-8th-feb-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202602081530/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati
Don't Hate Us For the Hiatus - Back Next Week
It's been a lot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Clooney in Marigolds
This is quite late enough already without taking the extra two minutes to write an episode description. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
All Woodland Should Be Paved
When you hear "date night" you don't automatically picture a psychotic episode on mass transit, but the twists and turns of life are what keep things interesting. Open your chakras to the possibilities. Plus we talk The Beast in Me and the complex umami notes of Claire Danes' acting. Buy tickets to our live show!!! (Not on sale but almost on sale.)Write to us, always: fuckoff@firecrotcha
Oversized Thermal Sippy Cups
This week we ask: Who’s acting more like Sara’s mom: Firecrotch or Normcore? Plus (for reasons we’ll try to explain but can only apologize) the show we’ve chosen to discuss is the new Vicky Becky doccy.Mark your calendar for our LIVE SHOW on Sunday February 8th!See Sara at the Bristol Comedy Fest on Thursday 22nd Jan.Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us please we need more
The Overreactive Detective
What do Sara Barron and David Harbour have in common? Listen to find out, kids, listen to find out.Plus we unpack ("unpack"?) 'Down Cemetery Road', and in so doing unpack ("unpack?") one of Normcore's better observations of late.Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comHelp Sara finance high-end linoleum: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f
Second Opinion
Episode-lite (L.I.T.E.) in which Sara makes good on her promise to revisit Riot Women, and we share our big news: We're expecting!OH LOOK - THE PATREON IS BACK: patreon.com/theyliketowatchDeliver de letter, de sooner de better: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Delay Due to Filming Commitments
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Lobotomised and Peaceful
After a restorative break in the US of A, Sara’s inner boomer is showing. This week: Are we aboard the Pluribus bus? And we get a whiff of support re: Riot WomenWrite to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, we just bought a sideboard: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hand Baggage Only (minisode)
Bitesize? Fun size? What’s the term? Haven't we been through this already?Here’s a wee ep, recorded in the hour before Sara fled back to the mother country. U!S!A! U!S!A!Regular service resumes next week… in the meantime write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us: patreon.com/theyliketowatchLOVE US xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Cupping Position
Happy Spooky Halloween from Death Void and Scare-ah Barron!We love you, we need you, we’re busy carving pumpkins with our son. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Last Tango in Highland Park
Not to oversell, but in this episode we've stumbled across one of life's big questions:If you move house and everything is still in some degree of chaos, and a very sweet man from Virgin Media comes to install wifi but then leaves his enormous bulky jacket behind, and the addition of this one big jacket tips you over the edge mentally, how long do you have to keep the jacket before giving it
LED Lights, Sword, Waterbed, Coat-of-Arms, Reptiles
We're back at Woof Fest with a Jennifer Coolidge lookalike. Geoff name drops to a 12-year-old. Plus Jackson Lamb, Ho, Standish, Tavener, et al, and more mentions of our time spent at the Barbican. Did we mention we stayed in the Barbican? Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comFund our closets (we can't tell you how much we're about to spend on closets, but it's heartbreaking
In Awe of Flustered Hesitancy
First things first: You know that you're our honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin, sweetie pie, cuppy cake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums, apple-of-our-eye, don't you? Of course you do!Secondly, here's an episode for you. We don't want to spoil what's inside, but if you're triggered by lengthy descriptions of defecation and its complications, you may want to listen to the first five minutes before
No Such Thing as a Free Cornucopia
We're nearing the end of our accidentally homeless era. Who will we be when we're not outstaying our welcome in various friends' homes? Will you even know us? Will we even know ourselves? Tune in next week to hear us homed, but not settled. The chances of us having a working TV or broadband connection are extremely remote, so we'll probably be reviewing an audiobook or a street performer. 'Reviewi
I Like Touching My Brother
WARNING: scatology abounds. We celebrate our anniversary boxing day in style, plus a dog called Grief, the right way to touch siblings and Geoff confronts his aversion to Jude Law. Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSara needs rugs: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by Annabel E. Port, whose excellent substack is: https://substack.com/@annabelport Hosted on Acas
The Opposable Thumb of Self-Awareness
New season! New us! New you? What is the sound of one hand clapping? Also, if a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound? Also also, what happens to a Slut Summer® summer-slut if she wants to stay slutty in autumn?Life’s big questions asked, if not answered. PLUS: wool. And Charlie Sheen.Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comLove us like you mean it:
Papa Bear (with Jesse Armstrong)
He's baaaaaaack!The conversation ranges widely as we circle-back to our content benefactor and friendly acquaintance, Jesse D-is-for-dreamy-but-also-for-David Armstrong. Mountainhead? Check. Protein intake? Check.AI robots? Check. Funniest fish? Also check. Don't thank us, honestly. You deserve a treat like this after we went M.I.A.Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com
Re-Reclaiming The Narrative
Sorry for the disappearing act. Excuses/explanations within, some of which are not for the faint-hearted. In your face, fainthearts.We are back FOREVER, and we are unafraid of tempting fate. We're still in summer mode this week, and we have a little something to reward your loyalty next week. Commune with us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comShow us more love and we won't
Fun Size Friendship
It's another unedited episode as slut summer becomes the summer of slop - we were recording against the clock before unplugging our home podcast studio FOREVER. We're at the mercy of the conveyancing process, so we don't know when normal service will be resumed, but mom decided it was better to give you something rather than nothing. (Pop remains unconvinced.)What do you think? Stop the slop, or w
Heavy Flow
A cautionary episode highlighting the perils of podcasting without editing. (Our editor, Annabel is away this week, and Geoff didn't have time to do it because our life is either in boxes, or needs putting into boxes.)This song is lovely, though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st7IwWl-T84Offer kind words: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGrow Sara's slutty budget this summer: https://www.patreon.
Manifesting Will Sharpe
Sara diagnoses Geoff with trainspotter hair, a listener diagnoses Sara with peri-peri sauce. Plus: Lena Dunham's 'Too Much', and a Swedish bounty. What a week! Summer vibes! Four more weeks to go of And Just Like That rants. Your summer deserves a Patreon membership: Patreon.com/theyliketowatchWrite to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for
She Likes To Watch Retirees
Geoff was not in the house. But a (retired) rugby player was.Deepest thanks to Dan Hipkiss & Geordan Murphy.Back next week with your regularly scheduled program.Join the Patreon, PS! There are 13 eps of And Just Like That, so still so much left to go! Patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Hyperfocus on Produce
Sara's manifesting has worked, her summer has never been sluttier. You have to listen, if only to be inspired by the slutty prospects that might still come for you.Plus evergreen favorite Couples' Therapy and a nothing-y Netflix documentary series. Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, our moving costs are extortionate: patreon.com/theyliketowatc
PGLABOR
WELCOME TO FIRECROTCH & NORMCORE'S SUMMER OF SPONTANEITY! Will the podcast drop on its usual Tuesday, a leisurely Wednesday, a tardy Thursday or will we be filthy and unload it all over you on a Friday? We can't give you an answer RN, because we're *in it*, and will continue to be so, so open your heart and sphincter chakras to our lateness, please.This week: The Bear, of course
No Sweary Puppets
Have the DCC overtaken our household? YES MA'AM. Between And Just Like That and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Sara is at an intellectual low, but a slut high. Geoff travels to Japan for his quick watch and we travel to Scotland for the big watch.Plus the evergreen fun of a celebrity sighting. Contact us, sluttily: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially,
One For the Americans?
We're baaaaaaaack! To say we're "better than ever" would be an overstatement, however we're not unhappy with the episode. Sara's in pink pants - slut!!!! - plus she's onto some Churchill materials. Geoff is only half sweaty, and less of a ticking time bomb than we originally feared. Plus: Pee Wee Herman and Adam CurtisWrite to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comBuy Sara
They Like To Watch: The Musical!
Made using Suno to highlight how AI music apps could devalue human artistry, replace jobs, and flood the market with generic content - eroding originality, authorship, and the emotional depth that comes from lived experience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Arranging Your Friends by Net Worth
We watched Jesse Armstrong's new film, 'Mountainhead'. Twice: Once on our sofa, and once at a glittering event (which was also the site of the least comfortable convo in history - between your correspondent Sara H. Barron and the Emmy-winning Tony Roche. Coincidentally, the second-least comfortable convo in history was happening nearby.)Also, has Geoff found a new TV gang? And Sara is euphoric bec
A Compulsion to Lick
Happy New Jesse Armstrong Content Eve! By the time our next episode drops, his new film, Mountainhead will be released into the wild (HBO/Sky/Now TV.) May Our Lord and Saviour, Jesse David, watch over you and bring peace to the land, the crops, the pigs, and the chickens. This podcast is late to honor our big boy on his big day, and not because we had a series of mishaps over half-term.
Arriving Whilst Benchpressing
What *would* you do if we sang out of tune? Geoff tries, with minimal success, to get Sara on board with the idea that it’s nicer to give than to receive. Plus his crush on Alex Skarsgård rears its majestic head again.Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGive us money, we work hard for it: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Not a Trojan Octopus
Hi HOOOOOOOO! Sara makes a rod to beat her own back and hands it over to Geoff. Plus Kieran Culkin, Phoebe W. B., Tracey Morgan, an octopus, a full-throated apology and - if you can possibly believe it - more!Fill! That! Inbox! fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, Sara's hair needs a keratin treatment, she can't survive summer without it: patreon.com/theyliketowatch H
Gen X Gentle
Hello babies, come suckle on our pod-teat. Here's this week's nutrition... A birthday debrief for Sara (including a romantic graveyard stroll), before we get into this week's viewing, which includes: 1. Dicky piccies. 2. If Denmark was gone, would you miss it? 3. Tina Fey's new thing. And your darling contributions, which elevate the whole affair.Let's touch souls: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.co
Strong Like Bull, But Dainty
Sara was stuck in Spain during the power outage. Get ready. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Plausible Welder?
Geoff has had a birthday AND sulphuric burps! What a week!We go deep on - into? - Black Mirror, plus Sara's Everst fixation returns, and Geoff betrays his wife with his love of Ramy Youssef. Geoff loves Ramy! Jesse D. Armstrong loves Ramy! EVERYONE LOVES RAMY, WE GET IT!Write to us with messages of love, Sara needs it hundy p after her difficult week of everyone loving Ramy Youssef:
This Week's Episode Coming Thursday
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Classic Moguls v Gentle Moguls
This week, Sara's acolytes defend her honour, plus a lone wolf speaks out - speaks truth - to power. To the power. Of a butt. We watch Seth Rogen's new show The Studio, and we open our chakras to the feedback on our feedback on The White Lotus. Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comHelp Sara buy new Birkenstocks and enjoy our show ad free! patreon.co
The Dirty Blender
We're baaaaack! What a pleasure for you, for the larger galaxy. Us? We're just happy to be at the table.SPOILER ALERT: We go *big* on finale of The White Lotus, the return of the Quick-Watch, and Sara stumbles upon one of life's big questions in a crowded coffee shop near Angel tube station. Tell us about the time you had to sleep in a tiny box with no air-conditioning and a stained
RE: Fresh
Hello, darling babies. We would never abandon you*. We're just taking a moment to figure out how to keep you nourished now that the Jesse Armstrong rewatch is over. Press play, and listen to us talk through that, including an *incredibly* laboured sandwich metaphor.Email us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comPatreon (revamp INCOMING): https://www.patreon.com/c/THEYLIKETOWATCH* There are circumstanc
THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E10: This Is Not for Tears
If it is to be said, so it be... so it is.Welcome aboard, we're about to do the knock and invite Jesse up to our cabin for the full dirty on the season two finale, ‘This Is Not For Tears’ - does he have the vim, though?Are his toenails aesthetically pleasing? How many severed d**ks could he fit into his B-bag? And does he wonder if the sad he'd be without us would be less than the sad he gets from
Biggleton/Adolescence
What is the difference - is there a difference - between a generic bout of bad breath and simply stinking of a single food item? How offensive can we get when discussing the elderly? Especially given it's a demographic far closer to either of us than, say, youth. All this and more thanks to a single visit to a National Trust property. Plus we talk about Jack Thorne & Stephen Graham's
THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E09: DC
We welcome everyone to today’s hearing, where Jesse Armstrong will be facing scutiny on the penultimate episode of season two.Is he unusually subject to the vicissitudes of public opinion? Do the phrases "human furniture" or "footstooling" mean anything to him? And is he now - or has he ever been - a member of the Cruise Dirty Sеxf**k Cover-up Party?So: Go hard. Go fast. Go - ya lovely bastards!Se
UPVC Double Glazing and a Palm Tree
Sara, a noble lioness, encounters another noble lioness on the karaoke plains of north-east London. Who survives the battle? And who's still using aerosol deodorant? Big questions, as usual, plus we watch the new Kate Hudson/Mindy Kaling project.See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com
THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E08: Dundee
Dundee in the motherf**king house! This week, Jesse talks us through Logan's homecoming episode.Is $5.29 an unreasonable price for a bag of gypsum? How would he feel about squatting over a storm drain? And has he ever seen a mistle thrush by the bandstand?Okay everybody: Bright eyes and let's see those chompers!* I could see us collaborating: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com* Liste
The Angriest Cheerleader
Missing muffs and erotic food intake. Sara's tough-but-fair takedown by a barfly. Hate-mail! Plus "SNL: Beyond Saturday Night" and acceptable stoniness of face.See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us, we want a luscious inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comJoin the Patreon if you truly care: patreon.com/th
THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E07: Return
We're back with Jesse Armstrong to digest the bolus of gubbins that is season two, episode seven, 'Return'.Did he get jerked off by his personal trainer at the end of sessions? Is he aware of any document destruction that may hinder our enquiries? Might it be better to do it over an egg?We're hunkering, let's get down to it!* Give us an in-tray the size of argentina: fuckoff@firecrotchandnorm
A Hairy Halo - WHITE LOTUS S3 eps 1 & 2
We're here, we're back, we hope we're worth the wait. Geoff shares a tender touch with a child. Sara wishes for a tender touch with her cousin Michael DiFiori. Plus, The White Lotus, Season 3. Sorry to get all "Love, Actually" with Parker Posey, but: to us, she is perfect. Go see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to
SERVICE SCHEDULE DISRUPTION
Hello, all our babies. Sometime plans go awry. Here's what's happening:This Weds: The next TLTW episode - The White Lotus!Fri: The 'Succession' rewatch with Jesse Armstrong continues, a week later than planned.Go and feel your feelings, and remember mommy and daddy love you xxxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Allure of Coffee Enemas and/or Ian Rubenstein
Guys - you've been warned - we're getting philosophical this week. Big questions get asked, for example: if your dog craps in your garden how quickly do you clean it up? Also we were inundated with emails about Apple Cider Vinegar, so we talk through that but don't you worry, we'll get deep deep with White Lotus soon enough. See Sara at London's Soho theatre at the end of March: https://
THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E06: Argestes
Put on your puffy vest and pristine hiking boots and please give a warm Argestes welcome to Jesse Armstrong (he’s exceedingly easy to get.)If we got kissy, might he share plot details of ‘Frat Baby 2’? Could a Cobb salad ever be worth $75? And would he like an Advil and a handjob?It’s a culture hike, and we’re listening quite aggressively.We hear for you: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comWe’re a b
I Could Have Been a QVC Star
(sung) What have you done for us lately? Ooo ooo ooo ooo yeah.There was an incident at a high-end deli that changed everything, and Sara contemplates wearing a cummerbund to hide her midriff. Also: Hacks. Is is possible the most lovable part of that show is the font?See Sara at SoHo Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Send us your thoughts, we w
THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E05: Tern Haven
Come, come homeward. Promises to keep, and miles to go before we sleep...This week, we're talking Tern Haven with Jesse over a round of Hank Pierce's Break-bumpers. We’re kind of like eunuch besties.Can he recommend anything that Oprah isn’t pushing? Does he object to being fumbled by the invisible hand of the market, like a prim little matron? And does he kneel before His Majesty, the spinach?He'
A Low IQ By Human Standards
If we don't do it, who will? Who will ask the big questions? Who will travel to the dangerous corners? FireCrotch and Normcore, that's who! FireCrotch & Normcore are... who? This week we address whether your clothes are mandatory for your child's playdate. It inches us toward divorce but we do it anyway. Because of bravery. Also: High Potential on Disney+ - it's not about drugs!
THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E04: Safe Room
We hole up with Succession’s showrunner and involve him in our disgusting little stratagems, as we dig into Safe Room, written by Georgia Pritchett.Is he being stymied by a variety of enemies who are envious of his talents? Was he interested in politics from a young age? And is he allowed to just say numbers?Leave us on your pillow and hear our brilliance cascading.Keep close: fuckoff@firecrotchan
Big Boys Don't Have Outies
(sung) Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. It was so wonderful getting to know so many of you at the live show! My god did we love it. Thank you for dressing so nicely and cool-y, the lot of you. We felt like Arcade Fire.This week: smear tests, space for children, and Severance. Something for everyone really. Come see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://
THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E03: Hunting
Musicians? Pianissimo!Time for a game of Boar on the Floor. Will Jesse oink for his sausage?Who's his most pointy-headed f*ck? Does he hyper-decant? And is Ratf*cker Sam misunderstood?Our question to J. Armstrong is: Do you want to present your side, or are you happy for everyone else to tell their version?*** Sara is convalescing ahead of our live show, so this is just the Jesse interview. T
Prognosis
If you don't have one minute and thirty seconds to listen to this: Geoff's ill, so no TLTW pod this week, but we should be okay for the Succession rewatch and the live show. Bye! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E02: Vaulter
What's poppin', cum-dump?Jesse's back for din-dins with Firecrotch and Normcore, and a salty reframe of season two, episode two, 'Vaulter'. We do not want an adversarial situation here. We need the full, fiber-optic, clear-channel sh*t: We need to find to find the extraneous Danish.What constitutes an agricultural walk? How many skulls is a lot of skulls? Does he want some hand gel? A banana and a
I Saw Tom Bosley From Afar
If you wanna be our lover, you have to shower us in compliments. Sara's unlikely, mid-90s interlude with the King of Daytime Telly, Geoff asks what - in 2025 - is the deal with cigars? AND one backstreet podiatrist. COME SEE US LIVE ON 25TH JANUARY to assess Sara's finger or toe, your kink depending: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-l
THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E01: The Summer Palace
Welcome to the bunker! Says hello to the grunts (us), and one-shot voodoo guy who holds the whole thing together (Jesse). We’re into the first episode of the second season, and we encourage the nutty bastard to step up to the rack, and pull him limb from limb like a piñata to see what falls out.Has he seen their plan, and is dad’s plan better? How do we know he’s not a double agent? And would
The Sand is Black, It Smells of Sulphur
Do you strive to thrive? Or strive to survive? Sara replaces her Everest fixation with tsunamis, Geoff critiques a babushka, and we/they/us dish on everyone's favorite Traitor. (The one who's been faking a Welsh accent.)BUY THOSE TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW:Tell us your thoughts, feelings & concerns: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, please, we're back with Succession
Close the Door on '24, Thrive in '25!
“Sometimes I see how the brave new world arrives,And I see how it thrives in the ashes of our lives,Oh yes, man is a fool - and he thinks he'll be okay,Dragging on, feet of clayNever knowing he's astrayKeeps on going anyway”So sang ABBA in their festive hit, 'Happy New Year'. How different things might have been had they owned a SAD lamp.We're rounding out the year with a sombre reflection on some
Brotherly Love, Actually
A Christmas gift from us to you. (We don't mind if you exchange it.) Happy holidays!Our Christmas angel: Annabel Port. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Adjective Animal
You know who likes to watch? Santa, that's who: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. And if you've been pouting, FORGET ABOUT IT. But would Kris Kringle's (and your) attention be better fixed upon the latest high-end Netflix spy thriller? Come inside for a rare difference of opinion between FC and NC.Write us a 'Santa, Baby' letter: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comPut a y
Using Your Own Sternum as a Tray
The answer is YES we loved After the Party as much as everyone said we would. And yes again: FireCrotch is writing a toi, dans le St. Pancras waiting room avant qu'elle departe pour Gay Pareee. Plus nepo sibs and cinema conflict. Oh, and have we mentioned we're doing a live show?!Buy tickets to our live show on Saturday 25th Jan: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-
Hair Function, Money Function, Love Function
Happy December, you are now allowed your Christmas tree or wreath. It's too soon for us, but the point is you can go for it now without being insane. How was Thanksgiving? What did FireCrotch-y cook and which of her fun capers went awry? Plus we talk Ren Faire, the best thing we've seen in ages, from Lance Oppenheim: Harvard Bro.COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 25TH JANUARY: https://dice.fm
THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S1 E10: Nobody Is Ever Missing
We sat down with Jesse at a house, in a cow shed with a corrugated iron roof to talk about the season one finale. Who wants to hear about it? Yeah? Well, you're out of luck, 'cause nothing happened, we just knitted and made salads, did some yoga. And no one will tell you different, because we killed the stripper.Can he scuba? Will he buckle under the intellectual scrutiny? Could this be the defini
