Down The Dog
Down The Dog is a comedy podcast hosted by Jon Richardson and Matt Forde. Each episode features the duo discussing various topics, sharing anecdotes, and engaging in humorous banter. The show is produced by Keep It Light Media and Feral Television.
Episodes
S4 EP 4: “Pontius Pilate Was The Original Claudia Winkleman” & “Streako!” NEW AUDIO!
NEW AUDIO! The Dog has reopened. On the show this week we discuss:Pea Milk.Pop Tarts.Are Manchester City the Modern Leeds?The Traitors and why it’s like the Bible.Dogs on the pitchWhy we don’t we get streakers anymore? and Jon imagines the ideal game for him to streakWould Jon ever go off grid and what ever happened to Nick Berry?We start a privacy corner.What’s Jon wearing?Sweaty feetAnd does Lei
S4 EP 3: "Your Face Is Shiny- What's Going On There?"
On the show this week:Matt’s giving off prickly Vibes. We salute David Mitchell We ask and really try to think "who are you thankful for?"Matt attends two sporting events and his enjoyment is curtailed by ‘divs’ We’ve had an email from someone who asks Jon if he remembers ‘The Gozpit”The Landlord goes to New York and has the best doughnut of his life and reports back on a weird playMatt
S4 EP 2: The Complex Needs Of The Hamster Community
On the show this week Jon & Matt Discuss...How Matt inadvertently helped Jon see a councillor and subsequently Jon’s councillor’s unusual style, how the addition of a Hole is way more offensive, 'Edge Lord' Comedians and a picture of Tony Blair at the gym. Elsewhere we ask: Do Spiders Eat Hamsters? What's Matt’s favourite poem? and what is a rescue hamster? Please send us your new
S4 EP1: "Is There An Adult Version of 'The Saw' Franchise?"
We're back! And this time we're on video.Jon, Matt & The Landlord this week discuss:Why Jon's joined a Tennis club and started hanging out with PT Pete.We debate how you pronounce cafetièreWhy Fordey has started to hate men. 'The Curse' has been spotted in Gary, Indiana.We learn how Jon Likes to treat his spiders We discuss Andy Burnham’s TikTok.Matt does an autism test. We visi
S3 EP 27: "This is Tuchel’s Hartlepool By-Election" & Top TV Totty Pods Nude
On the show this week Matt and Jon discuss:England getting knocked out of the World Cup What Steve Coogan did for the national team Why this is Thomas Tuchel’s Hartlepool by-election Jon goes topless AGAIN and there’s advice about how to survive the heat with tea towel SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FI
S3 EP 26: “Is It OK to Podcast Topless?” & “I Would Love To Be A Helicopter Gunman”
On the show this week Jon Richardson, Matt Forde and The Landlord discuss: The Aftermath of England v Mexico and how we all watched it. Why Jon reminds Matt of the lead singer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers Matt was at No.10 and got a GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE We pick up on who is fitter than Andy Burnham. What do woman want? listeners tell us. Why Jon looks great in masculine
S3 EP 25: Dripping Gooch and Nana’s Backroom.
This week Matt and Jon discuss:Why the World Cup might as well be in space. Is Andy Burnham fit? Why Cape Verdi has an inclusive culture The heat. Why being a Gobshite is great. Steve Clarke’s resignation and Scotland’s World Cup And Jon’s made a terrible mistake for the upcoming England game v Congo. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 199
SERIES 3 EP 24: “You’ve Got No Respect For Nutkin’s”
On the show this week…We talk World Cup and why it’s like a relationship, Jon finds out that there’s in fact THREE Opening Ceremony’s and Matt admires “the athleticism of these fine young men.”Elsewhere Jon feels a little bit sick today and does a live spin, again we ask - “What IS this podcast?” and is it like “grabbing a bag of crisps” and we discuss the social currency of spitting as a schoolbo
S3 EP 23: “It’s Silly, It’s Funny, There’s Dicks…”
On the show this week Matt & Jon discuss:If we all die now - what’s the weirdest thing people will find?Matt’s bought a new comb. Jon’s finally put his Christmas tree away. Matt asks: “Stop Farming My Mum Out!”The Postman delivers a parcel half way through the show Jon gets angry about his quote in Matt’s book. A listener emails in a eulogy for Matt And Jon meets Noel WheelanSIGN UP FOR EXTRA
S3 EP 22: "What If I Roasted Your Cold Corpse?" & "Have You Ever Spied On Someone?"
On the show this week Matt & Jon discuss:Southampton Spy Gate. Have you ever spied on someone? The Algorithm. What accent would Matt want. Mat’s recent nightmare What would Matt would say at Jon’s funeral And we want the listeners to send in eulogies for all of us. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEEN
S3 EP 21: “Just A Druggie Who Doesn’t Ring His Mum”
On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss:Tottenham v Leeds - “Hey, This Game’s PG” Forest v Leeds joining “the safe club”Jon destroys one of the classics Matt reports back from a gluttonous trip to Paris like a 70’s comic. Landlord Danny is about to travel near the Hantavirus Listeners email in about the dates of WW1 and WW2 Why going to the football with Noel Gallagher would spo
S3 EP 20: "I do ALL the Muscle Machines”
This week...Matt shows us his vocal warm up, tells us of his gym routine and he’s also a bit aggy from a night out. Jon regales us about his depressing Wembley day out with Leeds. And Landlord Danny 'Scats'Plus 5 yr old Lee Anderson revisits the Dog. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 1998 PLUS EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDO
S3 EP 19: “You’d Love Someone To Get Fragged”
On the show this week Matt, Jon & The Landlord discuss:The delay to the podcast - “because of like reasons” Why Miles Jupp might want to kill Matt Forde. The Relegation battle and will the World get its wish? Why Arsenal losing the title is good for the comedy industry What happened when protestors interrupted a Matt Forde Political Party gig this week AND Is it a good idea to drink through?
S3 EP 18: “What’s Worse: War or Cancer? Email us at…”
Matt and The Landlord report back from Spurs v Forest Jon goes to the Cup Final There's ALOT of impression from.... Jon.There’s a soup recipe requested by a listener Find out why Xavi’s face means Jon wants Spurs to go down. TakeshiCastlegate rumbles onJon and Matt discuss their Turbo drinking in the past And... Scooby Do. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997
S3 Ep 17: Matt Buys Jon A Bouquet of Flowers & “Showbiz Haircut”
On the show this week: Matt dreams of being beaten up Tyson Fury.Tottenham’s troubles - Can you sack a man who hasn’t unpacked his pants from his suitcase? Jon finds out his barber listens to this podcast.There’s a new TV idea - Jon Richardson’s ‘Lad In The House’How do you pronounce Takeshi’s Castle? A listener emails in about Matt’s chest hair. Matt and Jon celebrate their 21st anniversary by bu
Series 3 Ep 16: Matt Ejects Two Audience Members and Tells A Nurse to F-Off
This week Jon & Matt discuss: Matt telling a nurse to "F*ck Off" and ejecting TWO people from gigs this week.WW3The Relegation Scrap Ryan Yates’ sausage dog. 5yr Old Lee Anderson tells us of his bedtime routine Improv. Jon on having to change his number when it was mistakingly aired on C4.There’s a beautiful email from a listener we debate: What’s the best Apple? And Matt writes a song for col
Series 3 Ep 15: “My Kombucha origin story” & Jon’s got “a showbiz haircut”
This week Jon & Matt discuss: Matt Forde’s ‘Showbiz anecdotes’ A big week for Forest and Spurs Carmex v Vaseline There’s an EXCLUSIVE on the pod. Jon brings a Jason Snackateer AND impersonates a Rolls Royce bonnet mascot but visually and on an audio podcast There’s a Hot Take on Valentines Day and find out what gives Matt 'The Ick' SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE
Series 3 Ep 14: “It Looks So Much Fun Being A Panda ” & “I’m Ashamed Of Myself”
his week Jon & Matt discuss: Jon tells us about hanging out with some OAPs whilst giving blood Matt goes ‘chocolate crazy’Jon’s been “working hard or hardly working”Leeds’ victory over Forest A listener emails in with a logo for ‘Sp*nk Me’ Jon’s daughter continues her text tirade against Matt. Jon thinks Matt has spent too long doing daytime promo Matt uses the phrase ‘Flow State’ at least THR
Series 3 Ep 13: “The Least Consistent Pod In The Game”
This week Jon, Matt & The Landlord discuss:The Down The Dog Relegation battle, why Jon can’t promo the show on the radio, Matt interviews the PM and there’s some very funny messages from listenerS.Plus Jon shares some beauty tips and we pitch two new TV shows in what might be our rudest segment of the podcast yet.SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND 19
S3 EP 12: “Daddy’s Got Sandwiches For His Hungry Boys”
WE'RE BACK (AGAIN!) and this week we discuss: A candle up the arse. Why does Matt sound so F*cked? Well it’s because of A Chinese, Some Cheese, lots of Whisky & Wine AND a pizza. There’s some surprising revelations about Dr. Oetker Matt & Jon have both been to the seasideFind out what the boy’s weird instagram algorithms are. Jon bemoans transcripts and the Landlord has a problem at the a
S3 Ep 11: Balls Are Like A Bag Of Mozzarella/I Crapped Myself On The Slide Once
On our CHRISTMAS special we discuss all things CHRISTMAS such as: Matt’s testicles and was Michael Gove Any Good? Elsewhere.. Jon is caught ‘off mic,’ find out what Matt used to send one-minute after Jon was late. There’s a visit from 5-Yr Old Sean Dyche and we hear what Jon’s been saying at the school gate.Plus… There’s a return from a podcast favourite from old who’ll “read your emails and your
S3 EP 10: "Chimping Led To This"
On the podcast this week... Jon has the audacity to wear a yellow jumper, Matt & Jon tell us how their Palladium gig went and we discuss Chimping.Elsewhere we 'learn' why they take the lid off of your bottle at events, there’s an incredible 'animal, weapon location' and we discuss pre Christmas jizzmas. Also there's a patriotic return for Matt’s perineum, we ask 'why aren’t there more toothpa
SERIES 3 EP 9: ANDRE'S A GASSY BOY & JET BLACK BALLS
WE'RE BACK! BUT... Matt’s come back from his surgery with ‘an attitude problem’, there’s more Paddington news and the boys discuss what Jon got Matt for his birthday. Elsewhere we discuss our gripes with modern football, Matt shows off his new desk and Jurgen Klopp appears AS DOES a 5 yr old Donald Trump. Also…. A listener emails in to say why Matt ruined his play, find out why Jon’s Daughter shou
S3 EP 8: “I Sound Like a F-ing Monster” & “I Know Someone Who Got Sent A Turd In A Jiffy Bag”
On the podcast this week we discuss... that as you are listening to this podcast Matt will be on the operating table being sliced open, we ask where do 'The Trolls' live these days? AND we react to Forest appointing Dychey with Woaney & Stoney. Elsewhere we touch upon some genuine text exchanges between Matt & Jon, we talk about some potential replacements for Matt on the Pod and there’s
S3 EP 7: “I’m The Bad Boy of British Padel” & “I Stand With Paddington”
On the podcast this week we discuss Paddington, bad backs and a ladybird infestation at Jon’s house. Elsewhere we look at an old Damon Albarn interview in Loaded, Jon plays padel with Big ‘BOSH’ John AND Matt’s in a ‘funny’ mood. PLUS Lee Anderson joins us again but this time as a 5-yr-old and Matt & Jon discuss their England night out at Wembley. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVE
SERIES 3 EP 6: “CHRONIC ANAL FISSURES” & “THE WATERLOO ROAD HAIR WIZARD”
On the podcast this week we discuss haemorrhoids, Big Ange’s big impact at Forest and a listener emails in about Jon’s hair on Waterloo Road. Elsewhere we discuss scented water for the iron, Jon admits he’s started drooling whilst Matt reveals why he has a wet pillow AND Jon has another ‘incident’ in the pub. PLUS Lee Anderson joins us as a 4- yr- old and Jon has a weird dream about darts player L
S3 EP 5: Waterloo Road - “The Turd I Was Meant To Be”
Alternative Title: “I BECAME THE BLOBFISH, THE DILDO AND THE RUSSIAN BROTHEL” On the podcast this week we discuss Jon’s first Waterloo Road episodes, Matthew Mcconaugchey (SIC) and will Jon be able to beat ‘Big John’ at Padel? Elsewhere we discuss Matt’s ‘two week stag’ which included a trip to Seville to watch Forest, another night of Oasis at Wembley and interviewing Rachel Reeves at the Labour
S3 EP 4: “I Thought There Was A Dog Chasing Me With A Squeaky Toy In Its Mouth”
On this week’s episode Matt inadvertently admits to breaking the law on the podcast so this could be the LAST EVER Down The Dog. Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s daughter’s party, is Jet lag a rich man’s problem? Matt does a live reaction video to Jon’s Waterloo Road trailer, Jon tells us what incredible thing he was doing last week that we had to bleep on the previous show AND find out why Matt is lear
S3 EP 3: As One Big Ange Leaves The Government Another Arrives At Forest
On the Podcast this week:Matt’s been to Los Angeles and reacts to Big Ange’s appointment at Forest.Whilst Jon is up to something very exciting which has to be CENSORED, buys a pub for a TV series AND meets Joe Root. Elsewhere we discuss the thing about PR, Matt’s Australian accent gets a bashing by a listener and Ben’s back in touch with some merch ideas and an update on the distribution for The P
S3 EP 2: “Wrap Your Arms Around Me And Climb Up Me Like A Koala”
On this week’s episode Jon & Matt discuss Mark Pougatch, exercising with drink ‘up ya,’ the green Newcastle shirt and we ask: who are the bad boys these days? Elsewhere Jon visits Fordy in Edinburgh, Matt thinks Jamie Carragher is fit and we discuss at least 4 Matts. Plus we discuss one of the greatest Youtube clips, the afterlife, Matt joining Instagram and whilst we record Nottingham Forest
S3 EP1: The Pump & Dump 3000
On the podcast this week we discuss Jon being called “F*cking Roberto Carlos” (despite being hungover) as he tells us about playing football after a pub crawl. Elsewhere we talk about - the new hit single: Recycling Loopy, Liam Gallagher slagging off the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and why Matt thinks Jon is sounding increasingly more right-wing these days. Plus a listener emails in with a pitch for
S2 EP 35: “OOOH YOU SALTY COW” & “PUMP AND DUMP”
On the podcast this week... we discuss Morgan Gibbs White’s hostage video, Football being F*cked AND why Tyson Fury needs to fight for Morecambe FC.Elsewhere Jon’s VERY angry this week and reports someone to the Advertising Standards Authority. Guess what? There’s more Oasis chat and more is revealed about the Hawk Tuah girl. Plus we have so many emails from abroad, a listener pitches us a Stoma
S2 EP 34: “Playing With Imaginary Worms” & “Drumming With His Gob.”
On the podcast this week we discuss The Coldplay Couple, The Hawk Tuah Girl, and we have our weekly Oasis chat. Elsewhere there’s been some developments in Jon & Matt’s Uber ratings, we discuss why Jon doesn’t have the same reaction to music as his mates… and Matt & Jon discuss what masterstroke they installed in their house in their old flat.Plus…. W*nking to classical music, British Meme
S2 EP 33: “I Think You’re A Cannibal” & “Absolutely Stunning Beagle”
Find out why Matt could be called “Mr Glastonbury,” there’s more Oasis chat as Jack Grealish reports from Heaton Park, Jon makes an overnight pilgrimage to a pub near his house but has an eggy pint & Tony Blair turns up at the Dog. Elsewhere we discuss Britney Spears & Pizza Express and England’s win on Penalties over Sweden Jon wishes Marcelo Bielsa a very happy birthday (and his buttock
S2 EP 32: “You Went Commando In Ibiza?” + Danny Dyer Having It “Triple Large” at Oasis
We’re back! Jon goes commando in Ibiza, Fordey reports back from the first Oasis gig in Cardiff and we find out what Jon would graffiti on Matt’s Edinburgh poster if he had the chance.... SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE FIRST TEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES AND 13 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COMTHE NEW SERIES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE D
S2 EP 31: “You’ve Just Been Mentioned In Parliament!?" & Booze Ferrets
On the podcast this week we start with an apology, Matt revels in being mentioned in PMQ''s, find out why Jon feels at odds with his generation, there's a shoutout to Ivo Graham and we discuss washing machine Tekkers. Elsewhere Jon tells us about his Yoga with Cassandra, there's a lot of football chat and we ask have you ever tasted your own sweat?, Also is a scab just black pudding?SIGN UP FOR EX
S2 EP 30: 'YOU'VE NEVER EATEN EARWAX!?"
Recorded before the last Premier League fixtures… Danny is back from Bilbao ,Jon & Matt attend the FA CUP final and we have some surprising replies to our text topics from listeners.Elsewhere we discuss eating earwax, a fly attacks Matt Forde and we have an actual Bastard of the Week Plus find out why Matt Forde "will snIff it but he won’t lick it" and everyone is talking about The Year of the
S2 EP 29: “When You Going to Comic Con? You Loser”
On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss: Why life is easier for Americans, Why PES dispensers are genius, Matt goes from a rant to tirade about Star Wars and Jon walks past his childhood home.Elsewhere Matt details how LIVID he was after the Leicester equaliser, we discuss Marinakis storming the pitch with his phone and there’s an update on Jon’s plaque.Plus find out what Matt has only fou
S2 EP 28: “The Ainas”
On the podcast this week Jon tells us about getting a bollocking whilst playing in a charity football match and a night out at the Premier League Darts in Leeds Leeds Leeds. Elsewhere Matt gets papped on the centre circle at Crystal Palace whilst Jon tells us about a beautiful walk he went on by a gas pipe and an A Road Also we discuss a classic Fathers For Justice clip, The Barry Hearnification
S2 EP 27: "Bombay Mix is Good for the Libido - That’s What My Mum Told Me"
On the podcast this week… Jon tells us about the best 48hrs of his life whilst Matt reflects on running the marathon 15 years ago. Weirdly 50 Cent joins us in a conversation about teaching kids how to ride a bike, Matt tries to get us a mainstream audience and find out how Jon used to message sober Jon from drunk Jon.Elsewhere Matt tells Jon: “You’ve got a miserable future ahead,” Listeners email
S2 EP 26: Jon Starring in 'Waterloo Road' & Being A Better Actor Than Brando
On the first episode of the podcast this week Jon talks us through his Waterloo Road promotional stunt and some of the ‘backlash’ he’s received from it (including from listeners from this podcast) As well as some behind the scenes gossip from WATRO we catch up on the fortunes of Leeds United , Nottingham Forest AND Ange Postecoglu joins us on the podcast to discuss Tottenham Hotspur’s woes (This i
S2 EP 25: “It’s Mainly Dead Dogs & Cancer Survivors”
The Landlord apologises for the lateness of this podcast! Jon Richardson reports from Thomas Tuchel’s first game with Gary the Hatch, Big Phil, Even Bigger Phil, & Micky Titch.We also discuss.... If theatre was football, aren’t mice cute? a joke that only Matt Forde can tell, Armando Iannucci’s script editing process and Jon tells us about playing in an 11-a-side football match organised by Jo
S2 EP 24: I Remember Touching The Teeth of the Linford Christie Waxwork
Matt goes to Berlin with Bill Clinton and Pussy Riot, we hear why Jon needs to worry about tromboning and we discuss 'Deep Meat.' Elsewhere Matt tells us about being at the Carabao Cup Final and a particular annoying banner he saw that would have pissed off Jon, we want to bring back an alternative to ‘This Is Your Life’ after a Bulgarian team gives a minutes silence to a former player who wasn’t
S2 EP 23: “My Knob Ain’t Got Any of That...”
On the podcast this week we celebrate the 200th episode and the 20th anniversary of Matt & Jon’s friendship. Elsewhere the boys discuss: Which player should make a noise whilst they run? The Millwall view, Jim Ratcliffe and the new Man United stadium AND Where is Jon’s new great adventure? Also Matt discovers Jon’s still got some Christmas tinsel up, they discuss their last ‘proper’ jobs and j
S2 EP 22: “You Look Like One Of Those Star Wars Nerds.”
We record the morning after Leeds’ win over Sheffield United and Jon is a bit hungover. Helpfully Matt describes Jon’s state and what he looks like.Elsewhere we discuss the new Bridget Jones movie and why the swearing lets it down, we’ve divided the listenership as to whether this podcast should be on video, some listeners email in on whether they give a sh*t about Landlord Danny & we discuss
S2 EP 21: Looking for ‘The Cream Note’
We record the morning after Leeds’ win over Sunderland in the 95th Minute. We discuss the best perk, Jon’s brand new policy and searching for ‘The Cream Note.’ Elsewhere we discuss leaving the ground early, what thing made Jon angry at Matt on his wedding day, there’s numerous emails from listeners and there’s an odd reaction when we try to decipher if Cheese is a pudding. ALL EIGHT EPISODES OF JO
S2 EP 20: "We’re All Gonna Die" & A Famous B*stard of the Week
It’s a BUMPER PODCAST that was recorded before the weekend’s FA CUP matches… Matt reports back from witnessing Forest beat Brighton 7-0 IN PERSON before Leeds then go and do the very same.Elsewhere Jon & Matt discuss: The Vomitorium, Anthony Bourdain, shit rosé, Benidorm and for the second week in a row we slag off another comedian but bleep their name.Elsewhere Jon listens to 90’s dance, ther
S2 EP 19: “Welcome To Me” & “Cooley Bags”
On the show this week: find out who Jon has been thinking about a lot lately, The Curse returns and we discuss follicles and bollockles Elsewhere we discuss Nicolás Otamendi's back tattoo, supping Oysters and champagne on the train to watch the football and there’s a new cancer touch. Plus Find out why Jon Richardson is a member of the bald rotters club. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f
S2 EP 18: Cohabiting With a Tin of Tuna
On the podcast this week:We ask: Are you an aficionado of Jon’s lower satellite channel work? Matt tells us about his holiday to Lyme Regis and we discuss dogs rights in the future.Elsewhere... Matt reveals he's started to keep a whisky diary and reads us an extract, there's lots of football chat including: why watching Forest is now like watching England, why Arsenal fans should chill Out, Postec
S2 EP 17: “It’s Not Cheating To Have 'Big Strong Boys' & I’m Like An Angry Little Squirrel”
The first episode of the year sees Matt go round The Landlord’s house and the boys discuss: Christmas indulgences, 'Dry January' tactics, FA CUP underdogs, Uber doping and the Forest bandwagon. Elsewhere we discuss meeting Big Ange, Rich Stu tells us how he got through Christmas, Jon and Matt reflect on their festive victories on shows 'House of Games' and 'Mastermind' (The Down The Dog Double) AN
S2 EP 16: Hot Meat and Yorkshire D.
On the podcast this week… Jon and Matt discuss wanking off a dog, the Hannah Waddingham Baileys advert, Jason Bateman’s range and why Mulled wine has gained cynicism and is in the hands of BIG CINNAMON. Elsewhere… Matt discusses getting SLAMMED for doing cancer jokes in front of The King, Jon reminds us why we should remember we hate Man United & we put filth in Chris Rea’s Driving Home For Ch
S2 EP 15: It’s Christmas at 'The Dog!' & Jon's New Aftershave
We discuss: Winter Wonderland, Advent Calendars, Mulled Wine, Maple Syrup, Christmas Films and Lindsay Lohan. Plus Jon buys a new aftershave…ALL FIVE EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR JUST £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and for
S2 EP 14: "Munching Powder"
On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Poshos, A ghost at the hotel, WILTY & Jon’s emergency pack in the car. Elsewhere the boys touch upon eating on your own at a restaurant, Frank Lampard’s Derby (and his Quickbooks advertO) and Matt sees a new side to Ashley Cole.ALL FOUR EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthe
S2 EP 13: “I made a new friend, he just happens to be THE KING”
Matt & Jon discuss the pictures of The King enjoying Fordy’s set at the Royal Variety Performance, Matt tells us aboiut a dinner he's had with a judge and we learn why Jon might be sending a letter on headed paper to Jacob Rees Mogg.Elsewhere find out why Jon wants his Christmas tree to be embarrassed and we mentioncrispy cornflake eye crud. ALL FOUR EPISODES OF JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW
S2 EP 12: "You Sanctimonious Little Possum"
On this week’s podcast Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s preparations for performing in front of THE KING, why it’s funnier to be bald, their Palladium gig and Road perks. Elsewhere Jon reacts to the results of the midlife crisis poll as voted on by our listeners, why if in doubt you should just say ’sausage,’ AND Jon riles up a listener after he blames Jon for his break-up.ALL FOUR
S2 EP 11: The Costermongers
On the Podcast this week...We discuss Jon's New AI Eye and why it could be the new way to listen to podcasts, The Landlord has had a new baby AND Jon watches and reacts LIVE to the new Tesco Christmas advertElsewhere we ask you to send in some ideas for our new feature... where we write a new kids TV show for Jon & Matt to voice on the podcast. Plus we want to know: Should Jon shave his head o
S2 EP 10: "I'm A Big B*tch Batch Cooker"
On the Podcast this week:We discuss Trump's Victory & why Matt felt guilty, Forest being Third, the new Pub Queue and we suggest New rules for podcasts.We play 'What Fern did Jon get in a lift with this week?' and how did he upset her? We ask: Do you prefer Spiders or flys? and what sh*t would you rather eat? Plus Jon’s got a problem with his eye & Matt downloads TIKTOK LIVE JON'S TEENAGE
S2 EP 9: “I Went To Get My Face Drilled Today”
Recorded before Forest went up to THIRD in the Premier League… Jon & Matt discuss the three things that Jon learnt at the dentist, Halloween etiquette, Tim Robbins, The Sleeper train AND there’s a crisp factory tour update. JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or
S2 EP 8: “LET’S GET IN WHILE WE’RE HOT” & TOMMY TUCHS
Recorded before Forest moved up to 5th in the league, Jon confronts Matt about blanking him whilst he was in Sheffield. Matt meets an odd character in Scotland, we discuss Tommy Tuchs’ England appointment AND "My Grandad made YOUR bike."Plus some very sweary emails. JON'S TEENAGE DIARIES OUT NOW ON https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog SUBSCRIBE FOR £3 A MONTHSend us any new format ideas or corr
S2 EP7: “I Don’t Want To Find Out How Thick I Am”
It's short and it's very sweet. On the second podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss:Chelsea v Forest as Matt sits in the Chelsea end. James Ward Prowse and his dead balls. The bias of local radio What is Jamie Carragher’s issue with batteries? Ten Haag’s fate There’s a new email rule. Harry Kane’s Porridge Advert Gestalt TherapyA listener emails in about an exam paper the boys
S2 EP 6: "You're A Wheezing Little Otter"
On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss:A new feature: What’s in your Gob? Matt tries something for the first time in Norwich.It’s our poshest EVER Aaron Ham BisnackerJon has ANOTHER incident in the Swimming Pool Matt has a solution for people who dry their balls with the hairdryer in publicThere’s an update on the Walkers Crisp factory tour… We ask listeners: send us your TV ideas for Gre
S2 EP 5: Matt’s Manscaping & Why Don’t Aliens Have Pubes?
On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss Matt’s foray into manscaping and the boys discuss why we “don’t imagine Aliens to have pubes.” Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s birthday, Thundercats and why it’s fucked up and Jon reveals why his Mum had to stop listening to the podcast recently and what her favourite episode of the show was.And… Matt reveals he’s recorded Celebrity Mastermind (and Jon re
S2 EP 4: A Drawing Pin On the Balls.
Matt tells Jon of his latest trip to the Doctors and how a nurse played a game of using a drawing pin on his balls. Elsewhere we discuss the corruption that is at the heart of musical chairs, The Testicuzzi, a listener emails in an absolutely incredible lookalike of himself and Jon, Matt details his favourite new song (inspired by The Gillette jingle) and we discuss more tipping etiquette. Send us
S2 EP 3: Jon Gets A Camera Up The Old Fella
On the podcast this week... Jon tells Matt about getting a camera down the willy. Elsewhere we discuss: Alan Carr’s Top Tip, The England International round-up, Hope, Tears, Piss and Jon's Daughter teasing him about Bielsa. Elsewhere someone is sat in Balsa’s Stool… Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas!
S2 EP 2: Jon Goes Through His Teenage Diaries
On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss OJ Simpson and why it could lead to a new feature featuring Matt's Wife and Princess Diana and the commemorative newspaper edition.Plus Jon delves through his teenage diaries - Find out what event led Jon to write "The day my life changed forever" Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @Do
S2 EP1: Is This The Saddest Thing We’ve Ever Done? + Sex Tips & Peeping Jon.
WE’RE BACK BABY!!!! On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde give their sex tips and discuss sex scenes in books. Elsewhere we discuss the Oasis reunion and which of the two is Liam & Noel Also Jon admits “this is the angriest i’ve ever been about a crisp” and find out why Matt is “not a natural bath boy”Plus after a month off Matt asks Jon: Have you missed me? Send us any new
S1 EP 49: “THE KING WALKED PAST ME… TWICE”
In the second episode this week… Two odd things happen as Matt attends The State Opening of ParliamentWe touch again on Southgate. Will Matt still have the same affection for him if he’s managing Derby in the Premier League in 10 years time? It's the last Bakayo Snacka before we revert back for the new season and to commiserate we showcase our oddest suggested snack from a listener The Curse of Ma
S1 EP 48: Matt Forde Sends Southgate an Email Begging Him To Stay...
On the 1st episode this week Matt & Jon discuss primarily the Euros Final and Matt admits to emailing Gareth Southgate begging him to stay. Elsewhere: The boys discuss why Jon is like Marc Cucurella. Matt's Mum singing Karaoke. Jon mentions some odd '8 out of 10 Does Countdown' promo he was asked to tweet out this week.We put out another call to the technologically gifted patrons of The Dog.W
S1 EP 47: England v Netherlands - “The Vengabus Has Gone Home Early”
This week: We round up England v Netherlands and why ‘Plastic cups took one hell of a beating’It’s a day for positivity but Jon mentions ‘two things that can sod off’ and why bread is like Gareth Southgate Fordey’s Hyperbole returns, there’s some emails that nearly make Jon cry, we chat hymns AND someone tries to visit The Dog. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.co
S1 EP 46: "Your Mum’s Mouth Or Your Dad’s Mouth?"
Recorded the morning after England book their place in the semi finals we reflect on the big question: If England win the tournament - should Southgate stay or go? We also touch on election night and the new Labour Government. There’s a new insult in the Dog- "Half Pint and a Lentil Bolognese”We ask: Do you have your mum’s mouth or your dad’s mouth? We want you to remix a hymn on the podcast and t
S1 EP 45: “Come Round Here and Lick Meh…”
On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde...Play a new game: ‘Guess What Slop Is In My Belly?’ Matt and The Landlord report back from Glastonbury We sum up the last two England Games Jack Grealish returns to read a speech from Independence Day and Matt reveals why he has beef with people ‘suffering’ with Coulrophobia. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthed
S1 EP 44: “It's Not A Sex Pond...”
On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss... Hot Improv Scotland’s exit from the Euros and how every couple north of the border could help.The problem with your age. The England teams obsession with fishing and Kane's repost to Gary Lineker Why Jon’s new tour could be called The MegaloJonWe ask: Were you ‘shagging’ in a pool before Jon walked in - email in if it was you. AND Future Egg retur
S1 EP 43: “You Provide the Flavour, We Provide The Mouth” + Camel Eyed Southgate
This episode sees Jon and Matt discuss: The Range, Kalvin Phillips, Camel eyed Gareth Southgate & why he’s The Disney Wildebeest, Jude Bellingham’s Adidas Advert, Clive Tyldesley’s tweet and the most depressing sentence we’ve ever uttered on the podcast. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDogSend us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow t
S1 EP 42: 'THE FAB FOUR' - KEIR, ANGELA, RICH STU & FUTURE EGG JOIN US IN 'THE DOG'
On the podcast this week Jon & Matt talk about watching the England game with Keir Starmer and Angela Raynor and the reaction after the picture was posted online. We also delve into England’s first win and Harry Kane’s new hobby. Not only that but Future Egg returns to predict England’s fate at the Euros and we have an exclusive interview from Skegness with Jack Grealish. Plus a listener sends
S1 EP 41: "What Food Can I Suck?"
On the THIRD podcast this week we get a bit Hollyoaks Late Night…Jon and Matt discuss: The shittest football branding currently on the market, Sky TV, ordering Poke bowls at 11pm and Thierry Henry eating Quiche. Find out why you don’t have to go to India to find yourself, what the food equivalent of going private is and our take on ‘Why Gen Z has gone wild for ‘sexy rat’ guys. Also we rank the Wi
S1 EP 40: EUROS PREVIEW - “David Seaman Should Be On A Retainer"
In the first of our Euro specials Jon & Matt discuss: Southgate's secret smell plan and what England should think of doing instead, Grealish joins us to read a speech after not making the cut and there’s a bold prediction on Southgate’s team success. Elsewhere there’s a LIVE stretch, we discuss Patrick Bamford’s wedding and Jason Snackateer might have a new name...Plus we haggle with our FPL P
S1 EP 39: THAT Labour Ad & Liam Gallagher Getting Angry
On the 1st podcast this week: There's a cracking new theme tune We discuss xould Jon be Matt’s dad? Jon & Matt go to see Liam Gallagher and report back on what made him so angryThere's an unexpected price point AND Jon tells us what went on behind the scenes at the filming of his Labour Party advert. Plus there's a Colostomy Corner, A Dog of the week and a disputed Bastard of the Week. Send us
S1 EP 38: "Nobody Is Shagging at a Matt Forde Gig"/Protein Plums
On the podcast this week:Find out the coolest thing that's ever happened to Jon, what happened at Matt's first gigs back this week and how he was channeled at the Play Off Final. Elsewhere there's a new theme tune, Bastard of the week, our first fictional dog of the week and A Monster addict emails in. Also we discuss Gareth Southgate’s sartorial choices for the Euros and ask have you ever been un
S1 EP 37: "You Read Italian Like You're On a Bouncy Castle"
On the podcast this week recorded before Leeds’ loss at Wembley… Rich Stu pipes up on Matt becoming an ambassador, we ask: “If you’re not doing it then are you it?” “What is Jon Richardson?” and “Are you Italian?”Elsewhere… there’s a ‘Pricepoint,’ ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’ and somebody has produced up Matt’s theme tune. also… Mr Tumble and do you want to be a twinned pub with the Dog?Send us any
S1 EP 36: “Nuns, Bananas & Jockeys”
On the podcast this week Matt & Jon try their first ever Monster and there’s a baffling footballer related Jason Snackateer.Elsewhere we wrap UP Forest’s survival and Leeds getting to the Play Off Final (and why Jon was at the darts at the time) As well as discussing why postal workers are the happiest industry there’s a VERY controversial Bastard of the Week. Send us any new format ideas or c
