
Chatabix
Comedians Joe Wilkinson and David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3-5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives, as theirs is so boring. Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind-the-scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles, while Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they embark on a day out podding together just to get out of the house.
Episodes

S16 Ep 873 Listener’s Mailbag: Sloe Gin and Stand-offs
In this week’s rather low-energy mailbag, there’s a great meeting your hero story, the making of a very slow gin and tonic, a master of comedy writing, a traffic stand-off story, some trouser advice, Park Run questions, thoughts on South East London, more funny names and more serving famous people. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmai

S16 Ep 872: Being Naughty and Top 10 Names
On today’s show, David and Joe discuss wholesome teenagers, how naughty they were when they were kids, find out what the top ten names were when they were born and then what they are now. Simple as that!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 871: Mind Reading and Teeth Control
Well, it turns out this is actually the second part of a double bubble episode. So picking things up from where the last show ended, David has three things to tell Joe about. 1) The lovely time he had in Henfield recently, 2) an amazing mind reading magician at a family party, 3) needing to visit the dentist. It’s all about taking control of your teeth, don’t you know.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOL

S16 Ep 870: Accidentally Edgy and The Coffee Crone
It’s a thematically themed episode today as Joe recounts his recent encounter with a very unpleasant person and David tells us about standing up for himself in a coffee shop. At first these two incidents might seem totally unconnected - but the links will reveal themselves as the stories unfold…FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at c

S16 Ep 869 Vault Mondays: Joe Shat Himself and The Brazilian Ice Cream Salesman
An archive episode for the die-hard Chatabix completists out there - as the sound quality is pretty atrocious on this one. We chat about being ill, Joe crapping himself and listen to a new version of Happy Happy Girl First posted on 1st November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast.

S16 Ep 868 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Funny Names and a Young Snooper
Today’s mailbag bring us messages about a running club set up in memory of a much loved brother, what we do when listening to the pod, more comments from a weed smoker, more funny names, a couple of horrible bosses, a children’s skateboarding book and a prolific adolescent house-snooper. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix

S16 Ep 867: Taking A Liking To Someone
David’s taken a liking to a man he’s recently met. So, as well as telling us all about that, he wants to know from Joe who the newest person in his life is that he likes. It turns out to be such an interesting question that they might even make it a new section for the pod. Also, there’s some chat about Henfield and Ditchling, news on the lady who might have fancied Joe, bumping into Scroobius Pip

S16 Ep 866: Gossiping and Meeting Your Heroes - Ep 2
Picking up from yesterday’s show about the potential pitfalls of meeting your heroes, there’s more chat about The Cure, Joe recounts the time Roachford came on the pod and he explains just how much Glen Hoddle meant to him in his youth. Plus, the two of them dissect how embarrassingly they dealt with Pete Waterman coming on the show and David reads out a listener’s email about the time she met Rob

S16 Ep 865: Gossiping and Meeting Your Heroes - Ep 1
Apologies in advance as today’s episode kicks off with a lot of gossiping from David and Joe. But as they can’t reveal what it’s actually about, things soon get pretty confusing. After that, David wants to talk about the upcoming Cure concert he’s going to and how he’d cope if he ever met Robert Smith in person. It turns out both him a Joe have pretty big fears about meeting their heroes and how b

S16 Ep 864 Vault Mondays: Producer and Morning Swimming
It’s another episode unearthed from the Chata-archives. And in this one, we chat about whether we need a producer and Joe goes for a dip in Cape TownFirst posted on 1st June 2022FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 863 Listener’s Mailbag: Cool Classmates and VHS Tapes
Mailbag time! And in today’s show, we read messages about a very cool classmate, condiment dilutions, a long-running wrong name, Crowborough recollections, a home-made VHS film library, top 5 songs and have a deep-dive into old cigarette brands.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr

S16 Ep 862: David’s Cluedo Coincidence and More OIAM
David’s recently bought a secondhand Cluedo board game, which soon after gave him his very own One In A Million moment. So he tells Joe about that and they then take a look at some more miraculous OIAM tales sent in from listeners. There’s stories about a Hong Kong reunion, a lottery near-miss, a load of old nonsense in Snowdonia and a surprise Happy Mondays encounter. Plus, David reads out a very

S16 Ep 861: Triple Bubble Ep 3 - The Investigators
It’s the third and final show of our Triple Bubble extravaganza. And in this one, David and Joe read out some of the emails sent to us following their recent ‘sinister farm’ investigations.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S16 Ep 860: Triple Bubble Ep 2 - Rightmove, Colds and Pod Lengths
It’s show two of our Triple Bubble episode. And this time the conversation topics include where else David’s considered re-locating to, Joe’s Rightmove search history, more conversation ideas, Where’s Neil Now, how people deal with colds, recording 850 episodes and a random pod title (with durations) run-down. Then Joe remembers about some emails we’re received following the farm investigation - s

S16 Ep 859 Vault Mondays: Beach Bomber and The Birdyman
On today’s show from the archives, Joe’s been on the Thames and David’s been on the River Dart. Then David gives us news about the beach bomber and they talk about a man in Brighton who makes bird noises.First posted on 1st September 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri

S16 Ep 858 Listener’s Mailbag: Flashy Cars and Menacing Children
In this week’s mailbag, we read messages about nasal sprays, visualised podcasts, a water sports quip, a flashy new car, Ronnie Barker’s antique shop, a menacing new TV show idea and looking for pheasants. Happy Friday!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information

S16 Ep 857: Triple Bubble Ep 1 - Five Ideas
That’s right, it’s a first for the pod as David and Joe have recorded a Triple Bubble episode! And to kick things off, the first show is all about the five conversation ideas that they brought along to talk about. Namely - understanding pensions, David’s chocolaty voice, an old man staring through a window, Joe’s new section suggestion and David’s short-lived idea of moving to Antigua.FOR ALL THIN

S16 Ep 856: David Gets Attacked!
After a few week’s break from podding due to holidays, illnesses and other diversions, Chatabix is back! And we’re back with a bang - as David has a very dramatic story to tell Joe about being attacked on a train recently. So buckle up and settle back as David explains all. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hos

S15 Ep 855 Listener’s Mailbag: Robert Smith and Impressions
In today’s mailbag, there’s messages about growing up living next to Robert Smith, love for Muswell Hill, lunch time darts, some very sweet ‘mundane parenting’ stories, Tesco celeb spots, an impression of David and Joe, a golden moment, a workplace easter egg and gaming on drugs. Happy Friday!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at cha

S15 Ep 854: Cameo Clips and Joe’s Breakdancing
Amongst the very varied topics on today’s show, David and Joe discuss Cameo clips and whether Chatabix should do them, speedy interactions with fans, The new Micheal Jackson film, Joe’s short-lived love of breakdancing, childhood games with siblings, singing songs on the pod and learning more about The Grateful Dead. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTik

S15 Ep 853: The Soundtrack To My God Awful Life
First up, there’s some chat about young people’s thoughts on podcasts, fears about becoming irrelevant and a concerning side-effect of weight loss - so all business as usual really. But then the conversation turns to some recent comments that David made about the band Dodgy - and the wheels rapidly start to come off the Chatabus. Needless to say - we love you Dodgy, it was just a bit of ‘ramping i

S15 Ep 852: Raking Leaves and Making Tea
On today’s show, David plays Joe some recordings he made whilst passing by one of the houses he used to garden for in Handcross, West Sussex. So there’s plenty of reminiscing about all that. Then the chat turns to the slightly embarrassing perks of being an actor on a film set. Well, embarrassing for David and Joe at least, as the simple act of being offered cup of tea seems to make them feel very

S15 Ep 851 Vault Mondays: Guest - Tony Way
In this old show, we chatted to actor Tony Way (After Life, Extras, Game of Thrones) about getting out of auditions, the stress of buying houses, putting on an Essex accent and being manly when the builders are round. First posted sometime in 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast

S15 Ep 850 Listener’s Mailbag: Bed Wars and Sting Stories
Time to wrap up the week with another look into our mailbag. There’s an Our Little Systems from Australia, some revelations from a golf course greenkeeper, a few quips and jokes, a couple with a funny name, a bed shop turf war and two great stories about encounters with Sting.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com H

S15 Ep 849: Joe’s Circus Epiphany
Joe’s been to see the circus at the Brighton Fringe - and whilst watching the show had a bit of a revelation. Meanwhile, David went with his sister to the Fawlty Towers Dining Experience in London. So as you can imagine, they spend most of the episode catching up on those very two things. It’s showtime!!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmai

S15 Ep 848: The Farm Investigation Continues
Just when you thought it was all over, now it’s David turn to visit Joe’s sinister farm. Whilst staying with relatives in Susses last week, he realised he was very close to it and jumped at the chance to do his own investigations. And also while there record some video footage. So on today’s pod, he talks Joe through his experience and plays him some of the all-important evidence. And the verdict

S15 Ep 847: Plodding Podding and Coffee Wagons
Apologies in advance as this one was a bit of a slog, to say the least! David and Joe were feeling very uninspired and really struggled with things to talk about. But they still managed to come up with an hour of chatting - on subjects including toxic incompetence, the Fawlty Towers Dining Experience, owning a coffee wagon, podding from listeners houses, David at Plumpton College, the wonderful Ad

S15 Ep 846 Vault Mondays: Taking A Pee and A Chat With Jaackmaate
In this weeks archive show, we chat to YouTube and podcasting legend Jaackmaate - and what a nice man he is too First posted on 22 December 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S15 Ep 845 Listeners Mailbag: Spice Girls and Golden Moments
After almost being totally distracted from Mailbag again by some Spice Girls anecdotes, David and Joe eventually manage to pull some post out of the bag. There’s messages about the Brighton Pillars, some Golden Moments, a dog fouling quandary, a miss-judged quip, an old pub in Albourne with a dome and another ‘how often we have sex’ report.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:

S15 Ep 844: Toby’s Trousers - Part 2
It’s the second part of our trouser-themed double bubble episode. So picking up from were we left things yesterday, there’s chat about recent crunch crunches, more on expensive trouser purchases, the new Pottery Throw Down presenters, drinking too much coffee, 48 hour Nintendo speed benders, David’s short-lived business studies course and Joe’s bongo. Plus a quick pod chart quiz to end on.FOR ALL

S15 Ep 843: Toby’s Trousers - Part 1
Joe’s back in a hotel after doing some filming yesterday, so feeling a little a little out of sorts being away from home. He’s also come up with a new section idea for the pod and really wants to talk to David about it. But first he needs to explain about a pair of expensive trousers that he really liked but was reluctant to buy, which leads to a lot of analysis from David and a real downward spir

S15 Ep 842: The ‘Not A Mailbag’ Episode
Well, David and Joe had all good intentions for this to be a regular Friday Mailbag episode. But after David reads out the first email, they both get totally sidetracked with a story about the time teenage David hung out with some very curious The Cure fans. So much so, that it takes up the rest of the show - it’s a cracking yarn though! Normal Mailbag service will return this Friday.FOR ALL THING

S15 Ep 841 Vault Mondays: Joe's Music Library and Becoming A Model
Archive episode time! And in this classic, we chat about technical difficulties, Ben Rufus Green, Joe's music library and turning Joe into a successful model.First posted on 23rd June 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S15 Ep 840: Patreons In The Den - Part 2
Our Dragon’s Den pitching session continues, with the Patreons battling it out to impress David and Joe with their great ‘new section’ ideas. There’s also a surprise appearance from friend of the show, screenwriter Neil Forsyth, who has a couple of ideas for them too. And just when David and Joe think they’ve heard from everyone, yet more hopefuls arrive - it’s along old session! FOR ALL THIN

S15 Ep 839: Patreons In The Den - Part 1
Soon after starting today’s show, Joe remembers that his brother’s had a new section idea for the pod and messages him to get the full details. So while they await the reply, David decides to send out a message to the Chatabix Patreons to ask if they have any ideas too and would like to join them on Zoom for a Dragon’s Den style pitching session. The only problem is, he sends the link out to every

S15 Ep 838: The Farm - Revisited!
It seems that David’s curiosity about Joe’s sinister farm has not yet been satisfied. So in this episode, he encourages Joe to re-open the case files and probe further into the (potentially) murky underworld of this very suspicious rural hideaway. After some further internet hunting and exploring on Google maps, Joe is even inspired to return to the actual location to take another look. Their True

S15 Ep 837: The Hunt for Joe’s Sinister Farm
For today’s episode, Chatabix transforms into a proper True Crime podcast. Following their discussion about the sinister farm that Joe stumbled across on a recent walk, he and David have decided to investigate further and see if they can uncover what dastardly goings on might be happening there. So prepare yourself for some serious internet sleuthing and steady your nerves as the mystery unfolds…F

S15 Ep 836 Vault Mondays: The 100th Episode
It’s another landmark episode from the Chatabix archives - where we celebrate our 100th episode!!!!First posted on 25 November 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S15 Ep 835 Listeners Mailbag: The Return Of One In A Million
Well, it’s been a while since we’ve read any out - so this week’s Mailbag is entirely dedicated to your One In A Million messages. There’s stories about a footballer at the snooker, meeting Dynamo, a great bin shot, a succession of near misses with a car and lastly, a very familiar radio show section - which rather derails things for David and Joe. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTAC

S15 Ep 834: Golden Moments and Joe’s Secret Admirer - Part 2
Picking up from yesterday’s show, there’s more questions from David about Joe’s secret admirer and they also invent a ‘would you date’ game show, but with a twist. Moving on, Joe tells David about a very strange farm he came across on a walk recently, which he wondered might have been housing some sort of illegal activity. So David thinks this would make a great subject for a true crime podcast an

S15 Ep 833: Golden Moments and Joe’s Secret Admirer - Part 1
After a quick shout out from Joe about the Sepsis Trust and all the great work they do, David start recounting his thoughts on ‘The Golden Moment’. Intrigued? Yes, Joe was too. Then there’s some chat about the A23, the M25 and being better at going to the beach. But when Joe mentions his wife commenting about someone that they know fancying him - everything stops so David can begin the questioning

S15 Ep 832: David’s Post-Filming High
David’s finished his filming job and consequently is on an absolute high - buzzing about loving life and even starting to like London too. So obviously Joe wants to know everything and also hear about all the friendly Londoners David’s been talking to. It’s quite the turnaround! Also, they chat about George Michael’s house in Goring on Thames, comfort zones, troublesome taxi drivers and Davis’s we

S15 Ep 831 Vault Mondays: The Podcast Title and Addictions
This week, we bring you the holy grail of Vault Mondays - the very first episode of Chatabix! It’s a tentative start but once things get going, David and Joe decide on a name for the pod and discus Vicks Sinex and Coke Zero.First posted on 29th March 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acas

S15 Ep 830 Listener’s Mailbag: Bad Vibes and Hash-letes
In today’s Mailbag, David and Joe read message about bad-vibes places, love for Folkestone, a work prat, some Our Little Systems, a high functioning ‘hash-lete’, the return of Pyramind, a rather despondent sex-frequency report and a farting masseuse.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See

S15 Ep 829 Bonus Episode: Lose Two Stone - Week 1
As a treat for all you lovely listeners out there, we’re posting the first episode of our Patreon-only series Lose Two Stone, which started last month. As you might know, David’s attempting to lose weight at the moment - so in this series he chats with Joe about the highs and lows of his journey and reveals the results of his weekly weigh-ins. He’s currently on Week 5, so if you want hear more the

S15 Ep 828: A Double Bubble and London Trouble - Part 2
Continuing on from yesterday’s show, Joe considers potential holiday destinations and reveals how stressful he finds choosing where to book. Then David complains about there being too much traffic in London, describes his experience of getting on the tube for the first time in seven years and spends the rest of the show explaining how fearful of cities he is. Warning - a touch of ‘ramping things u

S15 Ep 827: A Double Bubble and London Trouble - Part 1
In this first part of a double bubble episode, David kicks things off by giving Joe a tour of his hotel in North London. Then there’s an update on filming nerves, chat about becoming increasingly out of date, more on David’s exciting European camping holiday, seeing The Cure in concert this summer, early retirement and Joe not having ‘the travel bug’. Part two coming tomorrow…FOR ALL THINGS CHATAB

S15 Ep 826 Vault Mondays: Not Going Out and Bums & Rockets
Topics on today’s episode from the Chatabix archives include troublesome tech issues, David's lack of self confidence, Not Going Out, board games and saying too much. First posted on 22nd November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S15 Ep 825 Listener’s Mailbag: House Laps and Weed Inflation
In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about moving to Cornwall, more parental quirks, working in a Levi’s store in the 90’s, The Mighty Boosh, how to chose podcasts, doing laps of your house for exercise and a lot of information about weed price inflation.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast.

S15 Ep 824: Learning Lines and First Day Nerves
David’s back in his London hotel room and feeling all out of sorts as he’s about to start filming for a new project. So after Joe suggests a calming walk to Hampstead (which doesn’t go down well), David wants to pick his brains about the best way to learn script lines, which he always struggles with. So Joe offers some constructive advice and they also discuss tactics to help with first day nerves

S15 Ep 823: David’s Flow State and Hated Places
David’s staying up in London again this week. But rather than feeling all out of sorts, he’s particularly calm for today’s recording and soon finds himself in a podding ‘flow state’’. Confused - yes, Joe is a bit too - so stay tuned to find out more. Plus, there's some chat about Joe’s new idea for the pod, places people hate, David’s Crowborough riot story, Big Brother websites and appearing on S

S15 Ep 822: Mouse Clicking and Trago Mills
Buckle up as it’s a packed episode of chat on Chatabix today. Just a few of the many subjects covered include snarky emails to the pod, Joe’s constant mouse clicking, Jessie Ware’s Table Manners podcast, the Trago Mills superstores, David putting up a dart board, repeated conversations, Joe befriending Rastafarians and more Antigua memories.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: You

S15 Ep 821 Vault Mondays: Art College Pictures and Live Gigs
On this old episode from the archives, we chat about something from the past and then we have an amazing idea!!!First posted on 2nd June 2022FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S15 Ep 820 Listener’s Mailbag: A Japanese Chatabiscuit and A Car For Joe
On today’s action packed Mailbag, we kick off with a wonderful email from a Japanese Chatabiscuit who’s been living in the UK. Then there’s messages about compulsive liars, a celeb-filled cafe in Sheffield, some mundane Mum and Dad quirks, more Princess Diana memories, sleeping bags, two half marathon runners and a cricketer with a funny name. Apologies are also in order as Joe has to leave his ho

S15 Ep 819: Camper-Vaning and Fucktoids
Well, today’s episode is a proper tale of two halves. Firstly, as David’s going on a camper van holiday this summer with his family, Joe wants to know everything about it. So David settles back and starts detailing the magical ‘memory-making’ trip that he’s planned. But Joe’s also been reading a few negative messages about the pod recently and soon diverts the conversation towards discussing those

S15 Ep 818: Celebrities We Have Met
Joe bumped into Vanessa Feltz on Brighton seafront the other day - who he’d never met before but they had a brief chat and she took a photo of them both. The encounter may have only lasted a few minutes but obviously David wants to know everything and his forensic questioning of Joe takes up the first 20 minutes of the show. Then, after discussing a few other celebrities they’ve been lucky enough

S15 Ep 817: A Year Of Your Life Podding
After not admitting to some colleagues that he has a podcast, Joe wants to analyse why he and David both find it so embarrassing to talk about Chatabix, even though they love making it. Also, Natasha Demetriou has been in touch recently to ask them if they know how many hours they think they’ve spent recording the pod for - so they try to work that out for her. Then to close the episode, David rec

S15 Ep 816 Vault Mondays: Surprise Guest - Harry Hill
Time for another surprise guest episode from our archives. In this time it’s the genius, Harry Hill!First posted on 25th January 2022FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S15 Ep 815 Listener's Mailbag: Funny Names & Working With A Prat
Subjects in today’s mailbag include David’s problematic pressure washer hose attachments, moving overseas, electrical fires, things do do in Earlswood, a cracking selection of funny names and the problems with working with a proper prat. Thanks for all your emails!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us

S15 Ep 814: Football Coaching and the Return of Vigilante Joe
David and Joe kick off today’s show with some shout-outs to Chatabiscuits and show some appreciation for their younger listeners. Then the chat turns to the lovely Jack Dee, acts of kindness, David being a linesman for his son’s football team and the challenges of coaching kids. Joe also reveals that he encountered some unruly youths on the train recently and had to intervene. It looks like Vigila

S15 Ep 813: David’s ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue’ Obsession
David’s recently fallen I love with the long running Radio 4 comedy panel show, I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. He reckons it’s the ultimate comfort listen and also one of the funniest shows he’s heard in ages. So today he wants to take Joe on a deep dive into everything about it and also have a go at playing the game themselves. Joe also tells David about doing some radio comedy himself and David rec

S15 Ep 812: Camden Memories and The Town Game
Joe’s filming in London at the moment, very near to Camden. Which is where his wife Petra used to live when they first dated and also where he spent a lot of time gigging in his early comedy days. He had a magical morning walking around the area and reminiscing - so discussing all of that with David takes up the first half of the episode. Joe’s morning also gave him an idea for a game they can pla

S15 Ep 811 Vault Mondays: Bluetooth and The Word Game
New week, old episode. And in this archive show from 2021, we chatted about lots of new things - the new AirBnB, Joe's new bluetooth and we play the new Word Game.First posted on 21st June 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S15 Ep 810 Listener’s Mailbag: Sexy Joe and Fix My Quip
Time for some more of your emails. And this week, we have messages about a disappointing Deftones quip, a disgraceful affair in the 90’s, a lot of ladies fancying Joe Wilkinson, a meatball recipe enquiry, filling time at Delhi airport, a very impressive Chewbacca impression and the birth of a potential new Chatabix section - Fix My Quip. Happy Friday!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONT

S15 Ep 809: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 2
Picking up from yesterdays’s episode, David grills Joe about his Cokey Z relapse, they do some research into which food and drinks are healthy (and which aren’t), Joe suggests a new format idea for the pod and they rather ambitiously ask ChatGPT to come up with a thousand name suggestions for it - spoiler alert, it refuses. One of their favourites from the ten it does manage to come up with is ‘On

S15 Ep 808: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 1
David’s been to see the brilliant Alex Lowe performing as Clinton Baptiste at the Brighton Dome, which he absolutely loved. But the whole evening got David thinking about how bad a live Chatabix show would be in comparison. So once again, him and Joe spend much of the episode talking themselves out of ever doing a live tour of the pod. They also announce Chatabix’s new Patreon-only series ‘Lose Tw

S15 Ep 807: So Pleased With Himself
David’s been listening back to a recent episode of the pod where they talked about a live ‘Ladies Night’ show of Our Little Systems - and found himself utterly unbearable. Despite having fun at the time, he now thinks he came across as very pleased with himself indeed and wants to analyse the episode with Joe to work out where it all went wrong. And it turns out Joe’s not too impressed with his be

S15 Ep 806 Vault Mondays: Bored and Dead End Jobs
Another episode randomly selected from the Chatabix archives. And in this one, we talked about Dermot, crap jobs, being ignored, and magicians / golfers.First posted on 31st March 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S15 Ep 805 Mailbag Fridays: Celebrity Stories and a Missing Gall Bladder
In today’s selection of slightly baffling emails from the Chatabix Mailbag, there’s a picture of Joe with Joe Mahler, some celebrity holiday spots, a telling off story, Peter Andre’s brother, Helen Mirren’s bath, Chris Eubank’s phone number and a missing gall bladder.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Aca

S15 Ep 804: A Couple Of Daydreamers
We kick off today’s show with a debrief about yesterday’s trip to the Crawley Industrial Estate - which Joe absolutely loved. But it did make David realise how much of his time working there he spent daydreaming. And it turns out Joe did too, when he still had a full time job and was doing stand-up in the evenings. Then they do some more reminiscing about their 20’s, find out if there are any wart

S14 Ep 803: The Crawley Industrial Estate Tour
David’s staying near Crawley for a few days, so he’s taking the opportunity to visit the industrial estate where he had quite a few jobs in his 20s and early 30s. It’s the perfect occasion for an ‘on-location’ episode, so he’s called Joe on Zoom to join him for the adventure. So get ready for a lovely little trip down memory lane - featuring none other than the A-Plant offices and a number of othe

S15 Ep 802: Generically 55 and Christian O’Connell
It’s a very busy episode of chatting today and just a few of the subjects covered include - David being the main topic of conversation at Joe’s recent family meal, getting stressed talking about work, Joe’s frustrating encounter with a man who looked very ‘generically 55’, an Alan Titchmarsh gardening book, listening to pods while mowing the lawn, youthful daydreaming and Christian O’Connell livin

S15 Ep 801 Vault Mondays: Russell Howard's Newspaper Chairs + Beppe Di Marco
In this old episode from way back in 2021 - we chat about the newspaper chairs on Russell Howard's Show, Beppe Di Marco, celebrities from Redhill and Joe our TV Reviewer lets us know what to watch.First posted on 5th November 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf

S15 Ep 800 Listener’s Mailbag: More One In A Million!
With so many One In A Million emails in the mailbag at the moment, David and Joe decide to dedicate the whole of today's show to them. So, there’s tales about a holiday park bingo win, an uncanny premonition, a rather confusing story about someone’s escape from an orgy, two tall celebrities and a superb cigarette catch at a concert. That really is, One In A Million!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW

S15 Ep 799: 14 Vol-Au-Vents and A Grilled Chick Wrap
David’s been staying in London again and last night went to an event where he drunk several glasses of wine and ate a total of 14 vol-au-vents. Swiftly followed by a grilled chicken wrap with chips when back at his hotel bar. So he’s full of regrets this morning and feeling guilty about over-eating. But never fear, Joe is here to calm his worries (well, sort of) and later in the show, they come up

S15 Ep 798: TV Joe’s Name That Tune
TV Joe is back with a brilliant new game of ‘Name That Tune’, ready to put David and Joe’s musical knowledge to the test. It’s also recently been TV Joe’s 40th birthday - so what better way to celebrate than with a hotly completed music based quiz. Needless to say, it’s one cracker of an episode - happy birthday Joe!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTik

S15 Ep 797: David’s Handsome Man and Joe’s Military Camper Van
Well listeners, today’s show is bit of a head-scratcher to explain. Suffice to say, David tells Joe about a handsome and very self-assured man that he recently saw at his local farm shop, which somehow leads to Joe telling David about his neighbour’s military-style camper van. Plus, they both analyse why Joe is so bad at being tidy and David convinces him to clean up his office. So, pretty much Ch

S15 Ep 796 Vault Mondays: Impressions Competition and A Surprise Guest
On today’s blast from the past episode - we chat about the charts, listeners unsubscribing, Chatabix buses, the impressions game and our surprise guest.First posted on 27th April 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S15 Ep 795 Listeners Mailbag: The Isle of Wight and Some Artic Monkeys
It’s Friday - so it must be Mailbag time! And in today’s show we read messages about a vigilante Joe fan, some Isle of Wight celebrity spots, a great hairdresser quip, an embarrassing time with the Artic Monkeys, a move to the countryside, some kind words from a golf course employe and a gardeners ‘little systems’.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagram

S15 Ep 794: The Return of David’s Pinboard Game - Part 2
Well, this might be the second half of the Pinboard Game double bubble - but in true Chatabix fashion, it’s not long before David and Joe get totally distracted by other subjects. Firstly, there’s David’s idea to do ‘Directors Cut’ style analysis episodes of our old guest interviews, complete with much cringing (about themselves of course, not the brilliant guests). And then the subject of an Our
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