Chatabix
Comedians Joe Wilkinson and David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3-5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives, as theirs is so boring. Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind-the-scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles, while Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they embark on a day out podding together just to get out of the house.
Episodes
S16 Ep 893 Listener’s Mailbag: Heroes and Dead Bodies
It’s Friday, so obviously it’s time to delve into the Chatabix mailbag again. On today’s show - meeting a footballing legend, meeting a musical hero, making mischief, some funny names, cycling shorts, finding an almost dead body, encounters with oddballs and a littering confrontation. Plus, David tells Joe about a recent awkward experience he had umpiring an under 9’s cricket match. FOR ALL THINGS
S16 Ep 892: Suggs, Waterparks and Being Ignored
First up, Joe tells David about seeing the Madness singer Suggs on his train the other day. Then David wants to recount his recent trip to the Splashdown water park in Torquay for one of his son’s birthdays. And let’s just say, in spite of really liking the experience, he has a lot to say about some of the park’s other visitors. Later in the show, there’s chat about someone who’s ignoring David, a
S16 Ep 891: TV Joe Hasn’t A Clue
It’s about time for another of TV Joe’s quizzes and as luck would have it, here he is! For this episode he’s gone all Radio 4 and prepared something slightly different - his version of the classic panel show ’I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue’. So settle back and listen to how David and Joe fair with all the quips, cleverness and singing that the different rounds call for. Plus, they have a quick go at D
S16 Ep 890: The Good, The Bad & The Football
Back in the midst of this summer’s World Cup, Joe was lucky enough to be invited onto his favourite football podcast - The Good, The Bad & The Football - hosted by Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt and Paddy McGuinness. So in this episode, he finally gets to tell David everything about the experience. And what with David being a life-long Manchester United fan, he’s almost as excited hearing about it a
S16 Ep 889 Vault Mondays: Joe's Weight and Joe's Impressions
We’re heading back to the early days of the pod for this archive show. In this one, we chatted about bleak venues, other podcasts, Joe's impressions, Joe's weight loss, Joe's speed eating, Deacon Blue, Talent Agency feedback and finish with Part 3 of our Howard's Way watch-along.First posted on 20 April 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerch
S16 Ep 888 Listener’s Mailbag: Sex Shops and Epic Catch-Ups
In today’s very varied Mailbag, there’s messages about a youthful massage, checking out sex shops, Joe look-a-likes, the Tower Of Power at Siam Park, a ’catching up with Chatabix’ apology, stolen VW badges and a lovely bit of Sting trivia. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube InstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See ac
S16 Ep 887: Joe’s List of Delights
Joe’s starting writing a list of things to talk about on the pod and in this episode, he’s want to see if they spark any interest with David. Subjects include watching a man dig a grave, covers bands, Joe’s stolen beach shoes, watching trucks queuing outside a Travis Perkins, hugging too much, losing your temper and loving camaraderie. After that, David shows Joe’s the cricket bat he had signed by
S16 Ep 886: The Man Who Leaves No Trace
On today’s show, David tells Joe about a suspicious ‘cold-call’ gardener he’s just been speaking with, they both recount tales of rouge traders they’ve used in the past and David attempts some online investigations. Then, as Joe’s been staying in Bristol for the past few days where he went to art college in his early 20s, he really noticed the different way he experienced the city as a 51 year old
S16 Ep 885: David’s Test Match Special
David’s just had a magical day at the Trent Bridge Test Match in Nottingham, made even more special as he and his family met Ben Stokes outside the grounds beforehand. Little did they know that later that day Ben would be announcing his retirement from international cricket. So it was a big day for all concerned - and David wants to tell Joe everything about it. They also discuss direct messages,
S16 Ep 884 Vault Mondays: Sunglasses and Nigel Farage
Time for another archive show! In this episode we talked about sunglasses, audio issues, acting, Joe's dream, lacking self confidence, David's being a Tory, Richard Herring's podcast numbers, Nigel Farage, Joe's chat with Rob Beckett, David's fruity intro/outro.First posted on 3rd June 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at
S16 Ep 883: Listener’s Mailbag: Chatabands and A Fox’s Tale
In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about dredging a canal, a back-catalogue marathon, a very late entry for Battle Of The Chatabands, not understanding shadows, a One In A Million story, a naughty tradesman and meeting your musical hero. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy
S16 Ep 882: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 2
Picking up from the previous show, David continues his story about his magical time at The Cure’s concert at the Isle of Wight Festival. Well, this time he mainly talks about some annoying people next to him in the audience, but that didn’t stop him enjoying the whole day immensely. Plus, he and Joe discus noisy people on trains and re-visiting filming locations for The Cockfields, much of which w
S16 Ep 881: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 1
First up, Joe tells David about getting locked out of his house recently - with the added stress of being topless and only wearing a little pair of shorts. So how on earth did he get out of that?! Then Joe wants to find out about David’s trip to see The Cure at The Isle of Wight Festival, which it turns out he had full backstage VIP passes for. So David sits back and recounts his magical day. And
S16 Ep 880: Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour
The first episode of their new TV series - Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour - is out today on U&Gold. So it’s time for the guys to do some promotion for it on Chatabix and explain a little about what you can expect from the show. Which as you’d imagine, doesn’t go completely to plan but they do get there eventually. The three-part series sees David and Joe embark on a road trip to the rea
S16 Ep 879 Vault Mondays: Ronald McDonald and The new Telly Addicts Game
It’s another dip into the Chatabix archives vault. And in this one, we chat about Ronald McDonald, M.A.S.H, doing weird things as a kid, why are we even bothering with this podcast, texting Josh Widdicombe, Joe buying Coke Zero, David's wife cooked a crap meal, and our new Telly Addicts Game. First posted on 16th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube
S16 Ep 878 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Old Emails and First Kisses
On today’s Mailbag, David and Joe decide to find out how far back they can go back in the Yahoo account to find some really old emails, which ends up taking ages. But never fear, they manage to fill all that scrolling time with a few anecdotes. And once they're up and running, there’s emails about the missing story of Joe’s first kiss, a forgotten late night Chanel 4 show, an offer of some zookeep
S16 Ep 877: Graham’s Song and Morning Walks
Picking up from yesterday’s show, Joe wants to find out more about David’s early morning walks. But before they get into that, David updates Joe on a song he’s written about his new and very platonic relationship with a man. Then it’s on with the walking chat - and also a slightly morbid discussion about what they’d do if they ever found a dead body. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE
S16 Ep 876: Men Give Their Willy No Thought
Shortly before recording today’s pod, David saw a man wearing some very revealing trousers which clearly displayed his significant ‘package’. So obviously his and Joe’s discussion about that takes up most of the show - along with their thoughts on why people wear cycling shorts and the acceptability of groups of men wearing lycra in public.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: Y
S16 Ep 875: Clear Headed And Nothing To Say
Well this is one of those tricky eps where David and Joe have a bit of a struggle finding things to talk about. But alongside a lot of head scratching, they manage to discuss David’s morning encounter with a man trying find a conference, a very nice young man in a farm shop, an iMessage game, an Andy Warhol interview, being the loudest person in the room and plugging other people pods.FOR ALL THIN
S16 Ep 874 Vault Mondays: Experimental Party
It’s archive episode time! And in this one, we try and have a party with some Patreons and it fails. Classic Chatabix.First posted on 9th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S16 Ep 873 Listener’s Mailbag: Sloe Gin and Stand-offs
In this week’s rather low-energy mailbag, there’s a great meeting your hero story, the making of a very slow gin and tonic, a master of comedy writing, a traffic stand-off story, some trouser advice, Park Run questions, thoughts on South East London, more funny names and more serving famous people. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmai
S16 Ep 872: Being Naughty and Top 10 Names
On today’s show, David and Joe discuss wholesome teenagers, how naughty they were when they were kids, find out what the top ten names were when they were born and then what they are now. Simple as that!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S16 Ep 871: Mind Reading and Teeth Control
Well, it turns out this is actually the second part of a double bubble episode. So picking things up from where the last show ended, David has three things to tell Joe about. 1) The lovely time he had in Henfield recently, 2) an amazing mind reading magician at a family party, 3) needing to visit the dentist. It’s all about taking control of your teeth, don’t you know.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOL
S16 Ep 870: Accidentally Edgy and The Coffee Crone
It’s a thematically themed episode today as Joe recounts his recent encounter with a very unpleasant person and David tells us about standing up for himself in a coffee shop. At first these two incidents might seem totally unconnected - but the links will reveal themselves as the stories unfold…FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at c
S16 Ep 869 Vault Mondays: Joe Shat Himself and The Brazilian Ice Cream Salesman
An archive episode for the die-hard Chatabix completists out there - as the sound quality is pretty atrocious on this one. We chat about being ill, Joe crapping himself and listen to a new version of Happy Happy Girl First posted on 1st November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast.
S16 Ep 868 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Funny Names and a Young Snooper
Today’s mailbag bring us messages about a running club set up in memory of a much loved brother, what we do when listening to the pod, more comments from a weed smoker, more funny names, a couple of horrible bosses, a children’s skateboarding book and a prolific adolescent house-snooper. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix
S16 Ep 867: Taking A Liking To Someone
David’s taken a liking to a man he’s recently met. So, as well as telling us all about that, he wants to know from Joe who the newest person in his life is that he likes. It turns out to be such an interesting question that they might even make it a new section for the pod. Also, there’s some chat about Henfield and Ditchling, news on the lady who might have fancied Joe, bumping into Scroobius Pip
S16 Ep 866: Gossiping and Meeting Your Heroes - Ep 2
Picking up from yesterday’s show about the potential pitfalls of meeting your heroes, there’s more chat about The Cure, Joe recounts the time Roachford came on the pod and he explains just how much Glen Hoddle meant to him in his youth. Plus, the two of them dissect how embarrassingly they dealt with Pete Waterman coming on the show and David reads out a listener’s email about the time she met Rob
S16 Ep 865: Gossiping and Meeting Your Heroes - Ep 1
Apologies in advance as today’s episode kicks off with a lot of gossiping from David and Joe. But as they can’t reveal what it’s actually about, things soon get pretty confusing. After that, David wants to talk about the upcoming Cure concert he’s going to and how he’d cope if he ever met Robert Smith in person. It turns out both him a Joe have pretty big fears about meeting their heroes and how b
S16 Ep 864 Vault Mondays: Producer and Morning Swimming
It’s another episode unearthed from the Chata-archives. And in this one, we chat about whether we need a producer and Joe goes for a dip in Cape TownFirst posted on 1st June 2022FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S16 Ep 863 Listener’s Mailbag: Cool Classmates and VHS Tapes
Mailbag time! And in today’s show, we read messages about a very cool classmate, condiment dilutions, a long-running wrong name, Crowborough recollections, a home-made VHS film library, top 5 songs and have a deep-dive into old cigarette brands.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr
S16 Ep 862: David’s Cluedo Coincidence and More OIAM
David’s recently bought a secondhand Cluedo board game, which soon after gave him his very own One In A Million moment. So he tells Joe about that and they then take a look at some more miraculous OIAM tales sent in from listeners. There’s stories about a Hong Kong reunion, a lottery near-miss, a load of old nonsense in Snowdonia and a surprise Happy Mondays encounter. Plus, David reads out a very
S16 Ep 861: Triple Bubble Ep 3 - The Investigators
It’s the third and final show of our Triple Bubble extravaganza. And in this one, David and Joe read out some of the emails sent to us following their recent ‘sinister farm’ investigations.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S16 Ep 860: Triple Bubble Ep 2 - Rightmove, Colds and Pod Lengths
It’s show two of our Triple Bubble episode. And this time the conversation topics include where else David’s considered re-locating to, Joe’s Rightmove search history, more conversation ideas, Where’s Neil Now, how people deal with colds, recording 850 episodes and a random pod title (with durations) run-down. Then Joe remembers about some emails we’re received following the farm investigation - s
S16 Ep 859 Vault Mondays: Beach Bomber and The Birdyman
On today’s show from the archives, Joe’s been on the Thames and David’s been on the River Dart. Then David gives us news about the beach bomber and they talk about a man in Brighton who makes bird noises.First posted on 1st September 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri
S16 Ep 858 Listener’s Mailbag: Flashy Cars and Menacing Children
In this week’s mailbag, we read messages about nasal sprays, visualised podcasts, a water sports quip, a flashy new car, Ronnie Barker’s antique shop, a menacing new TV show idea and looking for pheasants. Happy Friday!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information
S16 Ep 857: Triple Bubble Ep 1 - Five Ideas
That’s right, it’s a first for the pod as David and Joe have recorded a Triple Bubble episode! And to kick things off, the first show is all about the five conversation ideas that they brought along to talk about. Namely - understanding pensions, David’s chocolaty voice, an old man staring through a window, Joe’s new section suggestion and David’s short-lived idea of moving to Antigua.FOR ALL THIN
S16 Ep 856: David Gets Attacked!
After a few week’s break from podding due to holidays, illnesses and other diversions, Chatabix is back! And we’re back with a bang - as David has a very dramatic story to tell Joe about being attacked on a train recently. So buckle up and settle back as David explains all. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hos
S15 Ep 855 Listener’s Mailbag: Robert Smith and Impressions
In today’s mailbag, there’s messages about growing up living next to Robert Smith, love for Muswell Hill, lunch time darts, some very sweet ‘mundane parenting’ stories, Tesco celeb spots, an impression of David and Joe, a golden moment, a workplace easter egg and gaming on drugs. Happy Friday!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at cha
S15 Ep 854: Cameo Clips and Joe’s Breakdancing
Amongst the very varied topics on today’s show, David and Joe discuss Cameo clips and whether Chatabix should do them, speedy interactions with fans, The new Micheal Jackson film, Joe’s short-lived love of breakdancing, childhood games with siblings, singing songs on the pod and learning more about The Grateful Dead. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTik
S15 Ep 853: The Soundtrack To My God Awful Life
First up, there’s some chat about young people’s thoughts on podcasts, fears about becoming irrelevant and a concerning side-effect of weight loss - so all business as usual really. But then the conversation turns to some recent comments that David made about the band Dodgy - and the wheels rapidly start to come off the Chatabus. Needless to say - we love you Dodgy, it was just a bit of ‘ramping i
S15 Ep 852: Raking Leaves and Making Tea
On today’s show, David plays Joe some recordings he made whilst passing by one of the houses he used to garden for in Handcross, West Sussex. So there’s plenty of reminiscing about all that. Then the chat turns to the slightly embarrassing perks of being an actor on a film set. Well, embarrassing for David and Joe at least, as the simple act of being offered cup of tea seems to make them feel very
S15 Ep 851 Vault Mondays: Guest - Tony Way
In this old show, we chatted to actor Tony Way (After Life, Extras, Game of Thrones) about getting out of auditions, the stress of buying houses, putting on an Essex accent and being manly when the builders are round. First posted sometime in 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast
S15 Ep 850 Listener’s Mailbag: Bed Wars and Sting Stories
Time to wrap up the week with another look into our mailbag. There’s an Our Little Systems from Australia, some revelations from a golf course greenkeeper, a few quips and jokes, a couple with a funny name, a bed shop turf war and two great stories about encounters with Sting.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com H
S15 Ep 849: Joe’s Circus Epiphany
Joe’s been to see the circus at the Brighton Fringe - and whilst watching the show had a bit of a revelation. Meanwhile, David went with his sister to the Fawlty Towers Dining Experience in London. So as you can imagine, they spend most of the episode catching up on those very two things. It’s showtime!!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmai
S15 Ep 848: The Farm Investigation Continues
Just when you thought it was all over, now it’s David turn to visit Joe’s sinister farm. Whilst staying with relatives in Susses last week, he realised he was very close to it and jumped at the chance to do his own investigations. And also while there record some video footage. So on today’s pod, he talks Joe through his experience and plays him some of the all-important evidence. And the verdict
S15 Ep 847: Plodding Podding and Coffee Wagons
Apologies in advance as this one was a bit of a slog, to say the least! David and Joe were feeling very uninspired and really struggled with things to talk about. But they still managed to come up with an hour of chatting - on subjects including toxic incompetence, the Fawlty Towers Dining Experience, owning a coffee wagon, podding from listeners houses, David at Plumpton College, the wonderful Ad
S15 Ep 846 Vault Mondays: Taking A Pee and A Chat With Jaackmaate
In this weeks archive show, we chat to YouTube and podcasting legend Jaackmaate - and what a nice man he is too First posted on 22 December 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S15 Ep 845 Listeners Mailbag: Spice Girls and Golden Moments
After almost being totally distracted from Mailbag again by some Spice Girls anecdotes, David and Joe eventually manage to pull some post out of the bag. There’s messages about the Brighton Pillars, some Golden Moments, a dog fouling quandary, a miss-judged quip, an old pub in Albourne with a dome and another ‘how often we have sex’ report.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:
S15 Ep 844: Toby’s Trousers - Part 2
It’s the second part of our trouser-themed double bubble episode. So picking up from were we left things yesterday, there’s chat about recent crunch crunches, more on expensive trouser purchases, the new Pottery Throw Down presenters, drinking too much coffee, 48 hour Nintendo speed benders, David’s short-lived business studies course and Joe’s bongo. Plus a quick pod chart quiz to end on.FOR ALL
S15 Ep 843: Toby’s Trousers - Part 1
Joe’s back in a hotel after doing some filming yesterday, so feeling a little a little out of sorts being away from home. He’s also come up with a new section idea for the pod and really wants to talk to David about it. But first he needs to explain about a pair of expensive trousers that he really liked but was reluctant to buy, which leads to a lot of analysis from David and a real downward spir
S15 Ep 842: The ‘Not A Mailbag’ Episode
Well, David and Joe had all good intentions for this to be a regular Friday Mailbag episode. But after David reads out the first email, they both get totally sidetracked with a story about the time teenage David hung out with some very curious The Cure fans. So much so, that it takes up the rest of the show - it’s a cracking yarn though! Normal Mailbag service will return this Friday.FOR ALL THING
S15 Ep 841 Vault Mondays: Joe's Music Library and Becoming A Model
Archive episode time! And in this classic, we chat about technical difficulties, Ben Rufus Green, Joe's music library and turning Joe into a successful model.First posted on 23rd June 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S15 Ep 840: Patreons In The Den - Part 2
Our Dragon’s Den pitching session continues, with the Patreons battling it out to impress David and Joe with their great ‘new section’ ideas. There’s also a surprise appearance from friend of the show, screenwriter Neil Forsyth, who has a couple of ideas for them too. And just when David and Joe think they’ve heard from everyone, yet more hopefuls arrive - it’s along old session! FOR ALL THIN
S15 Ep 839: Patreons In The Den - Part 1
Soon after starting today’s show, Joe remembers that his brother’s had a new section idea for the pod and messages him to get the full details. So while they await the reply, David decides to send out a message to the Chatabix Patreons to ask if they have any ideas too and would like to join them on Zoom for a Dragon’s Den style pitching session. The only problem is, he sends the link out to every
S15 Ep 838: The Farm - Revisited!
It seems that David’s curiosity about Joe’s sinister farm has not yet been satisfied. So in this episode, he encourages Joe to re-open the case files and probe further into the (potentially) murky underworld of this very suspicious rural hideaway. After some further internet hunting and exploring on Google maps, Joe is even inspired to return to the actual location to take another look. Their True
S15 Ep 837: The Hunt for Joe’s Sinister Farm
For today’s episode, Chatabix transforms into a proper True Crime podcast. Following their discussion about the sinister farm that Joe stumbled across on a recent walk, he and David have decided to investigate further and see if they can uncover what dastardly goings on might be happening there. So prepare yourself for some serious internet sleuthing and steady your nerves as the mystery unfolds…F
S15 Ep 836 Vault Mondays: The 100th Episode
It’s another landmark episode from the Chatabix archives - where we celebrate our 100th episode!!!!First posted on 25 November 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S15 Ep 835 Listeners Mailbag: The Return Of One In A Million
Well, it’s been a while since we’ve read any out - so this week’s Mailbag is entirely dedicated to your One In A Million messages. There’s stories about a footballer at the snooker, meeting Dynamo, a great bin shot, a succession of near misses with a car and lastly, a very familiar radio show section - which rather derails things for David and Joe. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTAC
S15 Ep 834: Golden Moments and Joe’s Secret Admirer - Part 2
Picking up from yesterday’s show, there’s more questions from David about Joe’s secret admirer and they also invent a ‘would you date’ game show, but with a twist. Moving on, Joe tells David about a very strange farm he came across on a walk recently, which he wondered might have been housing some sort of illegal activity. So David thinks this would make a great subject for a true crime podcast an
S15 Ep 833: Golden Moments and Joe’s Secret Admirer - Part 1
After a quick shout out from Joe about the Sepsis Trust and all the great work they do, David start recounting his thoughts on ‘The Golden Moment’. Intrigued? Yes, Joe was too. Then there’s some chat about the A23, the M25 and being better at going to the beach. But when Joe mentions his wife commenting about someone that they know fancying him - everything stops so David can begin the questioning
S15 Ep 832: David’s Post-Filming High
David’s finished his filming job and consequently is on an absolute high - buzzing about loving life and even starting to like London too. So obviously Joe wants to know everything and also hear about all the friendly Londoners David’s been talking to. It’s quite the turnaround! Also, they chat about George Michael’s house in Goring on Thames, comfort zones, troublesome taxi drivers and Davis’s we
S15 Ep 831 Vault Mondays: The Podcast Title and Addictions
This week, we bring you the holy grail of Vault Mondays - the very first episode of Chatabix! It’s a tentative start but once things get going, David and Joe decide on a name for the pod and discus Vicks Sinex and Coke Zero.First posted on 29th March 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acas
S15 Ep 830 Listener’s Mailbag: Bad Vibes and Hash-letes
In today’s Mailbag, David and Joe read message about bad-vibes places, love for Folkestone, a work prat, some Our Little Systems, a high functioning ‘hash-lete’, the return of Pyramind, a rather despondent sex-frequency report and a farting masseuse.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See
S15 Ep 829 Bonus Episode: Lose Two Stone - Week 1
As a treat for all you lovely listeners out there, we’re posting the first episode of our Patreon-only series Lose Two Stone, which started last month. As you might know, David’s attempting to lose weight at the moment - so in this series he chats with Joe about the highs and lows of his journey and reveals the results of his weekly weigh-ins. He’s currently on Week 5, so if you want hear more the
S15 Ep 828: A Double Bubble and London Trouble - Part 2
Continuing on from yesterday’s show, Joe considers potential holiday destinations and reveals how stressful he finds choosing where to book. Then David complains about there being too much traffic in London, describes his experience of getting on the tube for the first time in seven years and spends the rest of the show explaining how fearful of cities he is. Warning - a touch of ‘ramping things u
S15 Ep 827: A Double Bubble and London Trouble - Part 1
In this first part of a double bubble episode, David kicks things off by giving Joe a tour of his hotel in North London. Then there’s an update on filming nerves, chat about becoming increasingly out of date, more on David’s exciting European camping holiday, seeing The Cure in concert this summer, early retirement and Joe not having ‘the travel bug’. Part two coming tomorrow…FOR ALL THINGS CHATAB
S15 Ep 826 Vault Mondays: Not Going Out and Bums & Rockets
Topics on today’s episode from the Chatabix archives include troublesome tech issues, David's lack of self confidence, Not Going Out, board games and saying too much. First posted on 22nd November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S15 Ep 825 Listener’s Mailbag: House Laps and Weed Inflation
In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about moving to Cornwall, more parental quirks, working in a Levi’s store in the 90’s, The Mighty Boosh, how to chose podcasts, doing laps of your house for exercise and a lot of information about weed price inflation.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast.
S15 Ep 824: Learning Lines and First Day Nerves
David’s back in his London hotel room and feeling all out of sorts as he’s about to start filming for a new project. So after Joe suggests a calming walk to Hampstead (which doesn’t go down well), David wants to pick his brains about the best way to learn script lines, which he always struggles with. So Joe offers some constructive advice and they also discuss tactics to help with first day nerves
S15 Ep 823: David’s Flow State and Hated Places
David’s staying up in London again this week. But rather than feeling all out of sorts, he’s particularly calm for today’s recording and soon finds himself in a podding ‘flow state’’. Confused - yes, Joe is a bit too - so stay tuned to find out more. Plus, there's some chat about Joe’s new idea for the pod, places people hate, David’s Crowborough riot story, Big Brother websites and appearing on S
S15 Ep 822: Mouse Clicking and Trago Mills
Buckle up as it’s a packed episode of chat on Chatabix today. Just a few of the many subjects covered include snarky emails to the pod, Joe’s constant mouse clicking, Jessie Ware’s Table Manners podcast, the Trago Mills superstores, David putting up a dart board, repeated conversations, Joe befriending Rastafarians and more Antigua memories.FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: You
S15 Ep 821 Vault Mondays: Art College Pictures and Live Gigs
On this old episode from the archives, we chat about something from the past and then we have an amazing idea!!!First posted on 2nd June 2022FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S15 Ep 820 Listener’s Mailbag: A Japanese Chatabiscuit and A Car For Joe
On today’s action packed Mailbag, we kick off with a wonderful email from a Japanese Chatabiscuit who’s been living in the UK. Then there’s messages about compulsive liars, a celeb-filled cafe in Sheffield, some mundane Mum and Dad quirks, more Princess Diana memories, sleeping bags, two half marathon runners and a cricketer with a funny name. Apologies are also in order as Joe has to leave his ho
S15 Ep 819: Camper-Vaning and Fucktoids
Well, today’s episode is a proper tale of two halves. Firstly, as David’s going on a camper van holiday this summer with his family, Joe wants to know everything about it. So David settles back and starts detailing the magical ‘memory-making’ trip that he’s planned. But Joe’s also been reading a few negative messages about the pod recently and soon diverts the conversation towards discussing those
S15 Ep 818: Celebrities We Have Met
Joe bumped into Vanessa Feltz on Brighton seafront the other day - who he’d never met before but they had a brief chat and she took a photo of them both. The encounter may have only lasted a few minutes but obviously David wants to know everything and his forensic questioning of Joe takes up the first 20 minutes of the show. Then, after discussing a few other celebrities they’ve been lucky enough
S15 Ep 817: A Year Of Your Life Podding
After not admitting to some colleagues that he has a podcast, Joe wants to analyse why he and David both find it so embarrassing to talk about Chatabix, even though they love making it. Also, Natasha Demetriou has been in touch recently to ask them if they know how many hours they think they’ve spent recording the pod for - so they try to work that out for her. Then to close the episode, David rec
S15 Ep 816 Vault Mondays: Surprise Guest - Harry Hill
Time for another surprise guest episode from our archives. In this time it’s the genius, Harry Hill!First posted on 25th January 2022FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S15 Ep 815 Listener's Mailbag: Funny Names & Working With A Prat
Subjects in today’s mailbag include David’s problematic pressure washer hose attachments, moving overseas, electrical fires, things do do in Earlswood, a cracking selection of funny names and the problems with working with a proper prat. Thanks for all your emails!FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTubeInstagramTikTokPatreonMerchEmail us
S15 Ep 814: Football Coaching and the Return of Vigilante Joe
David and Joe kick off today’s show with some shout-outs to Chatabiscuits and show some appreciation for their younger listeners. Then the chat turns to the lovely Jack Dee, acts of kindness, David being a linesman for his son’s football team and the challenges of coaching kids. Joe also reveals that he encountered some unruly youths on the train recently and had to intervene. It looks like Vigila
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