Help I Sexted My Boss
In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.
Episodes
Jordan Is A Fruber?! | And How To Drop The Poo Bomb
Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re not sure the boys will ever look at a yoghurt tube the same way again…PLUS, William Hanson tackles more of your burning etiquette questions. Can you eat the froth off a cappuccino? Are fridge magnets 'normal'? And, how long is too long to pay someone back?Want M
Help We’re Getting Intimate | And William is Ainsley Harriott?!
What exactly counts as intimate? Jordan North and William Hanson have VERY different answers, and neither is willing to back down. Jordan is also forced to confront the fact he’s stolen one of William’s toilet habits after previously judging him for it. Has he changed AGAIN? Plus, the boys tackle your dilemmas from husbands watching smut on X, to the correct way to tuck. We’re a broad church.
The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours
Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam?Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test and attempt to remember ANYTHING they learnt when they were 10 years old.PLUS, they take a trip down memory lane to reminisce about the ICONIC school rumours of the early 00s. Who started them? Which ones did they actually believe? And, most importantly, how o
Help We’ve Gone Back To School | And William’s Shameful Secret
It's time to iron the white shirts and dust off the silk ties - William and Jordan are going back to school! The boys discuss how long a school tie should be, going to Saturday school, and why Jordan had to regularly forge his mum's signature. There's also a selection of school-based dilemmas to assist with, including having a crush at 16, and how to get a dodgy looking stain out of the crotch are
Has Jordan’s VOICE Changed?! | And Poppins Parody
Would you be cringed out listening to a version of yourself from nearly 10 years ago? Well that’s exactly the ordeal that Jordan was put through as we replayed moments from the first couple of series to see once and for all if he’s really changed. There’s time for a Mary Poppins spoof, your Sexted hardware stores and a rebuttal from a card-carrying Catholic.If you want to get involved you can emai
Help That’s Not My Man Porridge | And Spanish Ironing Boards
Every day's a school day, and that even counts on your holidays. Jordan learnt that you should never iron naked in Spain and William learnt that martinis are always dirty in Chicago. But if you listen to this episode, there's plenty for you to learn. From how to deal with a fellow restaurant-goer who's filming his fancy meal, to whether millennial grey is classier than a more vibrant colourway. An
Jordan Loses His SH*T | And Wendi’s Coffee Table Books
Jordan North reaches breaking point during a fiercely competitive game of Guess the ’90s Children’s TV Theme, as one innocent theme tune sends him into complete disarray. Meanwhile, the boys are faced with another mystery from the Sexted universe as they attempt to piece together the clues and work out exactly whose coffee table is whose.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more S
Help I’ve Got A Limp Shake | And William Tries Jordan’s Sausage
Have you got a limp wrist? A soft shake? If so, Jordan North thinks he knows exactly what sort of person you are. The boys also debrief on what REALLY happened at the Sexted and Capital Breakfast BBQ, including trying to find out who stole Jordan’s microwave.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on In
X-Rated Film Puns | And Pillow Fluffers
William Hanson and Jordan North get uncharacteristically steamy this week, reeling off a list of X-rated G&Diva movie titles so filthy they had the entire team wheezing on the studio floor. Elsewhere, the lads once again try to settle the nation's most riveting debate: how often should you actually wash your sheets? They also receive a letter from one impeccably well-to-do G&Diva determined to out
Help I’ve Borrowed My Neighbour's Toys | And Double Moustaches
Jordan is becoming a man of culture, and he's found the perfect phrase to let everyone around him know it. Meanwhile, William is extremely upset about the state of the toilet paper industry. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on standing at concerts and borrowing your neighbour's sex toys.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter.
William Tries to Catch Jordan Out | And Who's Spooning Who?
William Hanson and Jordan North take part in an etiquette test and discuss the pros and cons of being a big spoon/little spoon. The boys also dive into some listener replies regarding sh*gging with a smart watch on and find out what really happened after a G&Diva's dentist proposed to her.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter.
Help I've Grown A Moustache | And I Found Dad's Secret Account…
Jordan's latest moustache has been attracting plenty of attention, although perhaps not for the reasons he'd hoped, while William's recent etiquette video has the internet wondering whether common sense really needed its own series?There's also plenty of dilemmas to get through, including what to do when your dad's testicles unexpectedly appear on Twitter and how to politely tell people to stop as
Things To Do Before You’re 40 | And William the Undertaker
Could you imagine William as a London tour guide? Jordan as a camp counsellor? In today’s episode, the boys go through your suggestions for their alternative jobs and hear your ideas for what they need to do before they turn 40.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch t
Help That’s Not Beauty OR The Beast | Uno’s Gone Woke
How would you react if you got more than you bargained for from a dodgy copy of Beauty and The Beast? William and Jordan find out the answer to that question and more. Jordan's also complaining that your favourite holiday card game has gone "woke" and William wraps up his time on the West End, never to be mentioned again! If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign u
Campest Modes Of Transport | And Jordan’s Magic Carpet
William and Jordan are being taken for a ride this week as they decide the campest modes of transport. There's also more keeping white clothes white chat and William remembers the time his penthouse almost went up in flames.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the l
Help I Left My Sunnies At My Situationship | And Jordan Can’t Speak
Jordan's convinced the flavour of chocolate has changed, William's suddenly obsessed with crocs (not the shoes) and one G&Diva needs to convince their ex situationship they're not trying to exchange their sunglasses for a shag. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch t
The Etiquette Police Come For William Hanson | And Sexytime AC
Someone's been a very naughty boy, and the etiquette police have come knocking for William. Will his defence stand up to scrutiny, or will he be sent to prison quicker than you can say "laser pointer" to a Swiss customs official? Meanwhile, Jordan's decided there's only ONE reason anyone really needs air conditioning.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to
Help My Dentist Proposed To Me | And We’re All Miserable…
A grey cloud has entered the studio, and its name is Jordan North…It's the morning after the England semi-final and spirits are low. Jordan's basically in tears from the experience, and to make matters worse, he's realised he will be 40 years old at the next World Cup! William, on the other hand, has a spring in his step and has discovered his latest food obsession - burritos.The boys then tackle
Mistaken Identities | And Skinny Dipping Fun
The 'horny' vibes are still strong in the air, as Jordan has been filming himself running topless in the park and can't seem to stop talking about wanting to go skinny dipping. The boys also nearly come to blows regarding an extremely questionable opinion regarding UHT milk, but quickly make up when they discover their latest 'doppelgängers'.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for mo
Help I’ve Been Wiping My Face With His D*ck Towel | And EVERYONE’S Horny
After a G&Diva casually mentions they like to keep track of who they thought was the most amusing in each episode, William and Jordan decide to actively compete in being the funniest person on the podcast. There's also a 'horny' atmosphere in the air, and Jordan is convinced he knows why. The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving growing a wispy moustache and finding out your partner has been u
Strava Caught Me Sh*gging | And William Is A FAKE
What do you do when your Strava detects some 'unusual activity' from the comfort of your own home? And how do you deal with the fact your best friend is turning into a FAKE?! The boys deal with both of these conundrums, plus tackle tacky birthday parties and some classic tumble dryer chat.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter.
Help I’m A Feminist | And What’s Your Body Count?
A gym bro who won't share a squat machine and a boyfriend who's worried by their partner's body count leads to Jordan declaring himself a feminist - and we're not complaining. Elsewhere William's keeping a holiday secret under wraps and Jordan's arrived to the studio in short shorts.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You c
The Beef With Wendi Continues | And Jordan’s New Aroma
William just doesn’t know when to stop and is ready to pour more fuel on the fire for his beef with Wendi. But how will she react to his latest slander? Meanwhile, Jump Cut Jack has noticed a nostalgic aroma from Jordan that was meant to be a compliment, but in reality went down like a smelly lead balloon.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG
Help I’ve Scalded My A***hole | And Wendi’s Reply…
Jordan's back from his mum's 60th birthday, and there's much to debrief on. Wendi has also heard William's recent comments about her, and let's just say SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED. Will William be able to resist having the last word, or will he keep digging his own grave? There's also plenty of dilemmas to solve, including how to dress for a northern wedding and the perils of douching with hot water.If
Help I Fact Up! | With Joe Thomas And James Buckley
OOO PODCAST FWIENDS!After months of Jordan's requests (which verged on begging), we've finally got Joe Thomas and James Buckley from 'The Inbetweeners' and the 'Joe and James Fact Up!' podcast in for a chat!First off, the boys step into Joe and James' world (and studio) for a taste of their unique brand of tangent-heavy chat and fact-finding. Then it's over to the wonderfully tame world of Help I
Help I Regret Pup Play | And My Bad Boyfriend
After Jordan called up one of his three brothers to say "I love you" for the first time, it seems word of this has reached the rest of them, and they ARE NOT happy about it. Meanwhile, not content with West End success, William has been daydreaming about being a rockstar. The boys also address your dilemmas on bad boyfriends in the bedroom and the dangers of 'pup play'.If you want to get involved
Daddy Pig’s A Misogynist | And Licking The Spice Out
When you think about the most evil villains of all time, there are a few obvious candidates. The Joker, Joffrey Baratheon, and Voldemort to name but a few. But there's a new contender in town, and he's big, pink and wants you to call him Daddy.Anyway - back on Planet Earth, William and Jordan have much to discuss regarding whether Henry gives a good suck and a top tip for removing spice from unwan
Help I Can’t Say I Love You | And Steamy Expectations
William is flabbergasted when he finds out that his best friend and co-host has never said "I love you" to ANY of his brothers. Meanwhile, Jordan is shocked by the increase in attention he's been getting at the gym since his Soccer Aid debut. The boys also solve your dilemmas on escalator etiquette, how to cope when your friends are still hanging out with your ex, and how to manage things getting
Fancy Dress Fantasies | And Dry Humping
We all have fantasies. Some of us like a perfectly mixed Martini at midday, whereas others prefer to be tied up with a velvet dressing gown belt. And some of us like to be wooed by people dressed up as fictional characters - and it seems like there's A LOT of you who do! We also find out about a new pact William and Jordan are thinking of making together that involves dry humping.If you want to ge
Help He’s Got Secret Viagra | And Bussing It With Wayne Rooney
Jordan's back from Soccer Aid with tales from the dressing rooms. Not to be outdone on dressing room chat, William's been hard at work preparing for his West End debut and has an update on his bevel. The boys also help you with your dilemmas involving changing hairdressers, massage parlour faux pas, and how to confront your partner over his secret stash of Viagra.If you want to get involved you ca
Help I Sexted Toni And Ryan! | With Titanic Reenactments
Worlds collide as visitors from the other side of the world grace the Sexted studio - it’s only Toni and Ryan! How will William and Jordan react to a pair of Australians clinking glasses? How will Toni and Ryan react to a pair of uptight Brits refusing to discuss money? And who will be sliding up against each other to reenact a classic scene from Titanic?If you want to get involved you can email u
Help He’s Entering My Tardis | And We've Got A New Studio!
The Help I Sexted My Boss studio has had a glow up, and the boys are fizzing with excitement! There are new features, new dilemmas, and newfound respect for anyone who thinks it's sexy to dress up as Doctor Who in the bedroom.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the
Jordan’s Philosophies | And Airport Nightmares
Not many people claim to be a wise man, but not many people are Jordan North! We’ve got philosophies and mantras galore to add to your life alongside some vital holiday hacks. There’s also an enraged William and a reminder to all of us to NEVER talk about airport transportation with him ever again.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva ne
Help I’m Monster-Sized | And Jordan’s A GNOME?!
Not to be outdone by his co-host, Jordan has some of his own ‘big’ news to share regarding his new pint-sized role. But will the film industry seize this opportunity and cast him in one of the biggest roles in Hollywood?There’s also plenty of dilemmas to solve regarding the etiquette of sending sympathy cards and the pitfalls of having a monster-sized member.If you want to get involved you can ema
Help I Sexted The Luxury Podcast
William has finally done it and recorded a podcast episode with both of his work husbands around the same table. Will there be jealousy as Jordan and Jonathan fight over William's attention? Will tempers flare over Jordan’s impression of Jonathan? Will they come to blows (not that kind) over the different uses of various cleaning products? Sit back and enjoy!If you want to get involved you can ema
Help I’m A West End Girl | And Jordy’s Rants
All aboard! William's got some news that you're not going to want to miss. Meanwhile, Jordan's unhappy about the suggestion of a 6am airport pint ban, the boys discuss their favourite flowers and they wonder whether they would ever marry a murderer.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram an
Jordan’s 2AM Cringe | And Is Wrestling Gay?
What do you wake up at 2am randomly thinking about that still makes you cringe? Jordan has a long list, and it turns out that so do our G&Divas! Plus, Jordan questions the homosexual tendencies of wrestling, he ponders whether lollypop people still exist and William asks him where he stores his house keys.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG
Help I’m Sharing Soap With Strangers | And Speedo Season
Would you accept a bar of soap from another gym member? Would you share a toothbrush with your partner? Would William look good in Speedos? The questions that William and Jordan find answers to are as varied as ever. Elsewhere there's an etiquettemology regarding a canine-friendly designer brand and a listener dilemma about flags.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fu
Granny Put What In Her Eye?! | And Jordan's Superstitions
The boys are touching wood in the studio as they reveal all about their own superstitions. Spolier: Jordan has loads, William has none. Elsewhere there's a Granny putting something strange in her eye at night, the boys learn that you shouldn't put duck butter in your mouth and Ben and Jordan open up their very own BJ Services.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun si
Help He’s Fist Deep In My Mum | And William Parkours?!
Who on earth could possibly go to the gym and lose only ONE of their shoes? Who has taken up parkour with aplomb? Who is missing out on a trip to Benidorm with the lads?Find out all the answers and more as William and Jordan solve your dilemmas, involving what you should wear in a nightclub and how to get over walking in on your boyfriend getting intimate with your mother.If you want to get involv
Jordan’s Drag Name | And William’s Silver Spoon
William’s giddy after finding a silver spoon (and no, it wasn’t in his mouth), whereas Jordan is left rueing missed opportunities after failing to get ahead of the competition and invest in a padel court. The boys also tackle a new word from Urban Dictionary and stumble across the perfect drag name for our Jord.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our fr
Help I’m Going To Prison | A Letter From The Police
It was bound to happen. The law catches up with us all eventually, and Jordan North is no exception to that rule. What none of us could have expected was for the law to barge in and confront him in the middle of the podcast!Luckily for all of us, William and Jordan can still solve modern day dilemmas - even if one of them is in handcuffs. Expect everything from wearing your wife’s knickers to emer
What Is GOONING? | And Jordan’s Sexy Jet Wash
Every day is a school day, and that’s no exception (even on this podcast) as the boys learn a brand new phrase from ‘Urban Dictionary’ that will take them right to the edge. They also delve into your responses concerning knowing your limits on a night out and why you are still using old tech.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newslett
Help I’ve Got Mother Of Pearl Fish Cutlery | And Butch BBQ Chat
There’s been a lot of role reversals going on lately. Jordan has been taking after dinner walks to admire the beauty of mother nature, while William is swapping his chintz era for a barbecue flavoured one. The boys are also on hand to help with dilemmas involving working with younger colleagues, eating in supermarkets, and the dos and don'ts of using fish knives.If you want to get involved you can
REACTING TO JORDAN’S OLD VLOGS | And Illegal Cheeses
Justin Bieber isn’t the only one who’s been going through the archives looking at old videos on YouTube; we’ve also found a gold mine of content from Jordan to laugh/cry/cringe at (don’t worry, William doesn’t escape his past either). The boys also have plenty to comment on regarding Paris, clapping in church, and illegal cheese.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun
Help Can I Dry Hump A Virgin | And Jordan’s Cowboy Scrap
Jordan’s back from his holiday to Nashville and has many ‘mighty fine’ tales to tell. Meanwhile, William is in need of your help as he needs a name for one of the newest members of his household staff. The boys also tackle your dilemmas regarding attending weddings solo and whether dry humping still counts?If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VI
Viagra For Hamsters!? | And More Niche Knowledge
William’s been busy cleaning his skirting boards, and it’s getting Jordan VERY flustered.The boys also dive into plenty of discussion regarding barnacle penises, belly button fluff, and the mystery behind giving Viagra to hamsters as they react to your niche interests and facts.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can fo
Help I Want My Boss's Sausage | And William’s Got BEER FEAR
The boys are back in the studio after the tour and there's lots to debrief on. William's been out partying (again) and Jordan's been working on a couple of new impressions that we're still unsure about. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas involving how to get over being in love with a well-dressed gay man and how to recover after accidentally asking your boss to stick his sausage in you.
William's KFC Review | And Jordan's Northern Problem
What do you do when you've got a long drive with the UK's leading etiquette expert? Make him eat KFC, of course. The boys also discuss whether your tour predictions came true and Jordan's biggest regret.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every T
Help I’ve Never Shaved My Pubes | And Jordan’s Buckfast Regret
The boys are back on the bus leaving the bonnie streets of Glasgow for the nostalgic sights of Manchester. Jordan is regretting getting overly excited with a half pint of Buckfast, while William is regretting agreeing to let Producer Ben read the dilemmas - even if it means saving himself from feeling carsick. After getting over Ben's monotone voice, they tackle your dilemmas involving accidentall
What’s A Gummer?! | And Backstage at Wembley Arena
Jordan has got the results from another of his "classic" polls, and this time it's about urinating. Meanwhile, William reveals a magically embarrassing reason for missing out on seeing the Grand Canyon as a child. The boys also respond to your correspondence on being too old for oral sex and reveal the gifts they got each other from a service station.If you want to get involved you can email us, a
Help I Used Dirty Loo Roll | And We’re On The TOUR BUS!
The boys are on tour and behaving badly at the back of the bus! Jordan won't stop telling the WAGs off and William's making production crew give up their bunks for his personal belongings. But in between the horse anecdotes and train terrors, there's always time for your dilemmas, which include whether it's okay to sleep with your child's teacher or use someone's dirty toilet paper.If you want to
Old People Foreplay | And Nostalgic LADS Mags
After William got a telling-off from Jordan for being too old to use certain emojis, the boys are back to debating all the things we're too old to do - and why some things are better when you're older! There's also plenty of discussion on lads' mags, seeing ghosts and why metal detectorists give William the ick.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our fr
Help He Slaps His Mum’s Bum | And Jordan’s The Star ⭐️
As soon as the boys entered the studio, an argument erupted after Jordan found out William and Producer Ben had been invading his happy place (the gym). There’s also a selection of dilemmas that will be sure to go down in Sexted folklore regarding jam jars, slapping bums, and farts.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You ca
William's Masc?! | And Jolly Joke Surprise
Jordan has noticed something unusually ‘masculine’ about William that he’s been too scared to mention until now, while William has arranged a little Mother’s Day surprise for Jordan’s Jolly Joke. The boys also discuss their favourite names and Northern girls at weddings.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us
Help His Allergy Gives Me The Ick | And William Needs To Grow Up
Jordan is over the moon after getting the call-up to the England team for Soccer Aid, while William is facing the reality that it might be time to stop living his 20s in his 30s and grow up! Plus, the boys solve your modern-day dilemmas regarding when it’s appropriate to reveal your private train collection to a date, and whether having a nut allergy can be considered an ‘ick’.If you want to get i
William Ruined Jordan’s Birthday | And High-Maintenance Boys
There’s fallout from Jordan’s birthday after William let a key part of the weekend slip through his carefully manicured fingers. There are also heated discussions about Blue Peter badges, Paddington Bear and the revelation that William has NEVER had a KFC.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Insta
Help I’ve Been Probed In The Wrong Hole | And Jordan’s Got A Swell On
The boys are having a tough time lately. Jordan’s still recovering from having his wisdom teeth removed and is drooling everywhere, whilst William has ‘misplaced’ his passport - and it’s really not the sort of admin he wants to be dealing with right now. There are also plenty of dilemmas to tackle, including how to tell your mum her wedding outfit is horrible and what you should do when you get pr
He Unfollowed ME? | And Jordan’s Got The Itch
From the reason you unfollowed them to the words you've always mispronounced, there's plenty of your responses that give William and Jordan a giggle. There's also time for Jordan to revealing all about his chest and William's not happy about your birthday posts.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on
Help I’m Not Charging Mum’s Vibrator | And William is HIGH Maintenance
Who's more high maintenance out of our favourite podcast pair? The boys can't quite decide in the studio as tensions run high, though they do love each other really. Elsewhere Jordan prepares to have his wisdom teeth pulled out, a G&Diva's mum has an unexpected battery-changing request and EPB shares an embarrassing story from a session in the gym - except he wasn't the one left embarrassed!If you
Jordan FAINTS | And Sushi With Half Pints
There are a few things that stress Jordan out: to-do lists, unread messages, a missing dressing gown belt. But you’ll never guess the reason that made Jordan FAINT! The boys also cover their big plans for Jordan’s birthday and why Producer Ben is the Voldemort of Help I Sexted My Boss.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You
Help There’s A Fishy Smell | And William Gets Chintzy
We’ve all been there. You’re trying to live your best life. Be the best version of yourself. Eat right. Sleep right. Exercise daily. But life has a cruel way of turning all your efforts against you. It’s just not very often that it manifests as you smelling like rotten fish. If that makes no sense, don’t worry - William and Jordan will explain all! Plus, the boys discuss whether you should ever ge
Who’s The CAMPEST?! | And Taking Advantage Of Jordan
Jordan reveals the results from his latest ‘Jordan’s North Poll’ on towels and the G&Diva’s have inundated us with their most BORING work chats they’ve ever had. We also find out the meaning of the phrase ‘Burnley Wallet’ and the boys have a heated discussion over which one of them is the campest.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva new
Help He’s Got A P*ss Lolly | And Roleplaying As Old Ladies
Every now and again, we receive a very specific kind of dilemma that stops us mid-sentence. Your watermelon dilemmas. Your shoebox dilemmas. Your WOLFBAGGING dilemmas. Well, we’ve got another one to add to the list!The boys also discuss the differences between buying a Chinese takeaway in the North and South and have a go roleplaying as old ladies.If you want to get involved you can email us, and
Is Slapping Bums Butch? | And Jordan’s Got A Surprise…
Around the world, William’s new sofa has been dividing opinion - and Jordan has planned an intervention to settle whether it’s hideous or not. That’s not the only surprise Jordan has in store, though, as he makes a strange admission about his views on bottom slapping. The boys also respond to your messages about which sport William would be most likely to turn professional in, and share a tanning
Help How Long Should I Give Fellatio? | And William Sees His First Fanny
Jordan’s been making brownies lately that have been so good even the local wildlife are wanting in on the action. Meanwhile, it’s a historic day for William as he is shown his first (and likely last) fanny. The boys also help with your dilemmas involving cleaning towels, lying about liking gifts, and how long is ‘too long’ to spend on fellatio?If you want to get involved you can email us, and for
Eating WHAT In BED!? | And William’s Got The ICK
The boys are getting nostalgic over old phones and Jordan claims that he was ‘one of the first people’ in the UK to have a Netflix account. There’s also plenty more correspondence about what YOU like to eat in bed and William is really starting to get the ick with Jordan.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us
Help I Don't Know Where To POO | And William's In The DOG HOUSE
The boys are feeling very butch today. William’s been getting handy around the house, and Jordan is showing off his darts prowess. The boys also tackle YOUR dilemmas, including using a phone mid-stream at the urinals and which toilet you should use when doing a number two at a friend’s house.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newslett
Europeans LOVE To Get Their B*llocks Out | And The Weirdest Places YOU’VE Listened To Us
William and Jordan discuss your stories involving wild delivery drivers, unexpected moments of nudity, and whether it’s ever OK to wear pyjamas when going to a drive-thru. Plus, they hear from some G&Divas who want to know whether your 20s or your 30s are better - and whether a strange rumour about Jordan is actually true.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign u
Help My Kids Have SEX Questions | And Jordan LOVES A Big Load
The boys have been bumping into each other at the gym - and one of them is NOT happy about it. Jordan reveals he’s been doing something unusual in bed, which turns out to be very tragic, and William has been sent a thesis that’s right up his street. Plus, the boys tackle your modern-day dilemmas involving umbrella etiquette, laundry duty, and answering difficult questions from teenage boys.If you
Eating Curry With a SPOON?! | And Jordan’s Seen William’s BIG Package
What’s the correct way to eat a curry? Is Jordan a ‘modern’ bloke? Does Guinness actually taste good with Dubonnet? The boys answer all this and more - PLUS discuss your weirdest gifts and the times your parents have completely upstaged you.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok
Help She Doesn’t Know I’m GAY | And William's WILD Night Out
William reveals he’s just had the worst hangover of his life, but luckily for him, Jordan has a foolproof method for overcoming it. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas, including delivering to people still in their underwear, TV chatters, and what to do when you’ve inherited the ashes of someone’s pet dog.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to ou
William's RUDEST Joke | And YOUR 2026 Sexted Predictions
What do you think 2026 has in store for William and Jordan? What have you been up to during Gooch Week? What does Jordan recommend you NOT do with a Wotsit? We have all the answers - plus an incredibly crude joke from William (trust us… it’s WILD).If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and
Help My Autocorrect Is X-RATED | And Jordan’s CREEPY Present
The boys are back and fully refreshed after their festive break! William has started a new diary, and Jordan has received a new present that has everyone feeling a bit creeped out. They also tackle your dilemmas involving throwing parties for family members you don’t like, and what to do when your phone autocorrects your sick note in a sexual way.If you want to get involved you can email us, and f
William FINALLY Gets Jordan Into Bed For A FISTMAS SPECIAL
It’s the most magical time of the year! And what better way to celebrate than waking up in bed next to your best friend for a good old Fistmas frolic. So get cosy and join the boys under the covers for presents, messages from Sexted royalty, and festive dilemmas. Plus, Jordan introduces William to a Dutch oven. Merry Christmas!If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun s
Your Best BIN Discoveries | And You Won't Believe William's Favourite Word For SEMEN
Jordan is really taking his co-creative director role for the upcoming tour seriously now, and his creative juices are leaking everywhere. While the rest of the team try to mop up and harness the power of the Jordan ideas machine into a poll about hummus, the boys test their knowledge on classic TV theme tunes and William reveals his favourite alternative word for semen.If you want to get involved
Help I Want To Hide My HOOK UPS | And Jordan Has JOMO
The Christmas break is fast approaching, and Jordan has a HUGE surprise lined up for William, though he isn’t exactly thrilled about it. Meanwhile, Jordan is deep in his creative era, coining his own life-improving abbreviations like JOMO and ASIH.The boys also dive into your dilemmas, including what to do with all your stationery when you move house, and how to throw your parents off the scent wh
William Loves Talking About D*CK (Van Dyke) | And Busting Viagra Myths
Not satisfied with the traditional ‘agony aunts’ tag line, you have come up with some hilarious (and slightly offensive) alternative names for William and Jordan. The boys also review the most iconic songs in musical theatre, the ins and outs of Viagra (no pun intended) and finish off with a large helping of Dick (Van Dyke) chat.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun
Help There’s MAN PORRIDGE On My Flannel | And William Has Been Inspired By WETHERSPOONS
William is on a mission to ban queuing in pubs - and Jordan is outraged! The boys also discuss the BEST TV theme tunes of all time, whether it’s ever OK to use a spoon you’ve found in the bin, and they help with a dilemma involving a flannel and ‘man porridge’.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow and DM on Ins
Weird Families, Gua Sha and Jordan’s Ad Agency | Plus Jordan's Been CHOMPING In Bed
It’s the opening day of Jordan’s Ad Agency, and the work is already flying in! Can Jordan come up with catchy marketing ideas for luxury dressing-gown belts, decorative shower mushrooms, and extra-large “beer” racks? The boys also dive into your most embarrassing sleep activities and the weird family habits that no one else could possibly understand.If you want to get involved you can email us, an
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