In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered.
Episodes
Help I Farted On A Stranger | And Where Does The Ring Go?
Jordan North is back from his luxury holiday to Skegness, sporting a gorgeous tan and a water skiing story that ends with him discovering he is, in fact, NOT a natural. Meanwhile, William Hanson has all the gossip from his latest solo show, The Mannersphere. A title worthy of a handshake.Plus, the Dilemma Duo get stuck into more of your burning questions and stories, including one G&Diva who’s had
We Speak To A Chimney Sweep! | And Working Class Problems
After William Hanson and Jordan North delved into your most middle-class problems, they thought it was only fair to cross the tracks and see what G&Diva’s most WORKING CLASS woes are. And let's just say, the struggle is very real.Plus, the boys get a VERY exciting LIVE phone call from our resident chimney sweep, Tommy, who's spilling the soot on exactly why chimney sweeps are considered so
Help His Mum’s Scent Is A Turn On | And It’s Bath Season
As the nights get colder, Jordan North and William Hanson get stuck into some bath-related chat, leading to one very important question… DO BALLS FLOAT IN THE BATH? William is also back from a glitzy trip to Tinseltown, where he’s made a rather unusual but VERY famous friend.Plus, the Dilemma Daddies tackle your burning questions, including what to do when your boyfriend is turned on by his mum’s
We’re In A Haunted House! | And William's Spooky Story
William and Jordan don’t need any excuse to have the willies put up them, so when we suggested taking them to a haunted house for a Halloween spesh, they were thrilled! That thrill doesn’t last for long, however, as the reality of spending the evening in one of the most haunted houses in London all too quickly dawns on them... --Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Offi
Help I Hooked Up With Her Dad | And Halloween Dress Codes
After Jordan proclaims to have discovered ‘sound bars’, William has a revelation of his own to admit that will, for once, have us asking - “Has he changed?”The boys also tackle your dilemmas on finding nits in your beard and how to tell your coworker you’ve been naughty with their dad.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY o
Sexted Spelling Bee And Jordan’s Weekend Candle
Things get SAVAGE in today’s episode as Jordan North and William Hanson go head to head in a Sexted-style spelling bee - but who will come out victorious? We also discover Jordan’s latest weekend obsession.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Bo
Help There’s An Old Man Watching | And William's Coffee Whinge
After Jordan falls asleep in a meeting, William has his own bone to pick with feeling tired and filter coffee! The boys also decide which one of them is the most assertive and help with a dilemma involving an unexpected audience in the bedroom.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/p
Middle Class Problems | And How To Wipe Your Willy
Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering about YOUR most middle-class problems.But before we get too carried away with the Waitrose lifestyle, the boys bring things firmly back to the gutter with a debate about how you wash your willy.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of O
Help She’s Eating A Kebab Out Of My Anus | And Jordan’s Moonlanding
William Hanson had a brush with death this week, coming dangerously close to a full knockout on his way to the airport. Meanwhile, Jordan North has discovered Spain’s finest cleaning products and decided they’re better than any aftershave money can buy.Plus, the boys tackle your burning dilemmas, including delivery drivers doing a poo, whether you should surrender your bed to a guest, and oral exp
Jordan Gets A Filling | And Our Most Hated Cutlery
After Jordan North’s recent discovery of the Affogato, things take a turn for the extraordinary as he gets his hands on the infamous McAffogato. And if that wasn’t riveting enough, Jordan and William get into the surprisingly heated topic of their MOST HATED cutlery. Plus, there’s a shocking revelation that William Hanson does not own a TIN OPENER. Has he finally taken being posh too far?Want more
Help I Hate His Name | And Mr Pantry Moth
It's been a long time coming, but Jordan's latest house guests mean he has finally out-poshed William Hanson - and he's NOT happy about it. The boys also take on answering your dilemmas involving masters, party playlists and how to deal with dating someone whose name is less than ideal.Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every
French Rug Penises | And Jordan Works On His Mini
William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapestry? William also finally convinces Jordan to take on the NY Times Mini crossword and the boys discover the true meaning behind the 'sit down wee hammock'.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes
Help A Bit Of Semen Entered My Eye | And The Next Big Dessert
After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to earth with a bang after finding out William's been getting his lips around it for years.The boys also tackle some CRAZY dilemmas involving hot desking at the office and what NOT to do just after having laser eye surgery.--Want more Sexted in yo
Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades
Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also discuss which everyday objects should have extras attached to them - for better or worse…Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreonWant MORE Help
Help I Want To Be Locked Up | And Sexted ‘Out Of Office’...
In a creative decision that literally everyone (no one) asked for, we are proud to announce the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss episode with added ‘Ben Cam’. The boys also address your dilemmas regarding telling people they can’t vape in your house and how to tell your partner you want to be locked in a cage.Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive epi
Jordan Is A Fruber?! | And How To Drop The Poo Bomb
Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re not sure the boys will ever look at a yoghurt tube the same way again…PLUS, William Hanson tackles more of your burning etiquette questions. Can you eat the froth off a cappuccino? Are fridge magnets 'normal'? And, how long is too long to pay someone back?Want M
Help We’re Getting Intimate | And William is Ainsley Harriott?!
What exactly counts as intimate? Jordan North and William Hanson have VERY different answers, and neither is willing to back down. Jordan is also forced to confront the fact he’s stolen one of William’s toilet habits after previously judging him for it. Has he changed AGAIN? Plus, the boys tackle your dilemmas from husbands watching smut on X, to the correct way to tuck. We’re a broad church.
The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours
Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam?Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test and attempt to remember ANYTHING they learnt when they were 10 years old.PLUS, they take a trip down memory lane to reminisce about the ICONIC school rumours of the early 00s. Who started them? Which ones did they actually believe? And, most importantly, how o
Help We’ve Gone Back To School | And William’s Shameful Secret
It's time to iron the white shirts and dust off the silk ties - William and Jordan are going back to school! The boys discuss how long a school tie should be, going to Saturday school, and why Jordan had to regularly forge his mum's signature. There's also a selection of school-based dilemmas to assist with, including having a crush at 16, and how to get a dodgy looking stain out of the crotch are
Has Jordan’s VOICE Changed?! | And Poppins Parody
Would you be cringed out listening to a version of yourself from nearly 10 years ago? Well that’s exactly the ordeal that Jordan was put through as we replayed moments from the first couple of series to see once and for all if he’s really changed. There’s time for a Mary Poppins spoof, your Sexted hardware stores and a rebuttal from a card-carrying Catholic.If you want to get involved you can emai
Help That’s Not My Man Porridge | And Spanish Ironing Boards
Every day's a school day, and that even counts on your holidays. Jordan learnt that you should never iron naked in Spain and William learnt that martinis are always dirty in Chicago. But if you listen to this episode, there's plenty for you to learn. From how to deal with a fellow restaurant-goer who's filming his fancy meal, to whether millennial grey is classier than a more vibrant colourway. An
Jordan Loses His SH*T | And Wendi’s Coffee Table Books
Jordan North reaches breaking point during a fiercely competitive game of Guess the ’90s Children’s TV Theme, as one innocent theme tune sends him into complete disarray. Meanwhile, the boys are faced with another mystery from the Sexted universe as they attempt to piece together the clues and work out exactly whose coffee table is whose.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more S
Help I’ve Got A Limp Shake | And William Tries Jordan’s Sausage
Have you got a limp wrist? A soft shake? If so, Jordan North thinks he knows exactly what sort of person you are. The boys also debrief on what REALLY happened at the Sexted and Capital Breakfast BBQ, including trying to find out who stole Jordan’s microwave.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on In
X-Rated Film Puns | And Pillow Fluffers
William Hanson and Jordan North get uncharacteristically steamy this week, reeling off a list of X-rated G&Diva movie titles so filthy they had the entire team wheezing on the studio floor. Elsewhere, the lads once again try to settle the nation's most riveting debate: how often should you actually wash your sheets? They also receive a letter from one impeccably well-to-do G&Diva determined to out
Help I’ve Borrowed My Neighbour's Toys | And Double Moustaches
Jordan is becoming a man of culture, and he's found the perfect phrase to let everyone around him know it. Meanwhile, William is extremely upset about the state of the toilet paper industry. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on standing at concerts and borrowing your neighbour's sex toys.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter.
William Tries to Catch Jordan Out | And Who's Spooning Who?
William Hanson and Jordan North take part in an etiquette test and discuss the pros and cons of being a big spoon/little spoon. The boys also dive into some listener replies regarding sh*gging with a smart watch on and find out what really happened after a G&Diva's dentist proposed to her.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter.
Help I've Grown A Moustache | And I Found Dad's Secret Account…
Jordan's latest moustache has been attracting plenty of attention, although perhaps not for the reasons he'd hoped, while William's recent etiquette video has the internet wondering whether common sense really needed its own series?There's also plenty of dilemmas to get through, including what to do when your dad's testicles unexpectedly appear on Twitter and how to politely tell people to stop as
Things To Do Before You’re 40 | And William the Undertaker
Could you imagine William as a London tour guide? Jordan as a camp counsellor? In today’s episode, the boys go through your suggestions for their alternative jobs and hear your ideas for what they need to do before they turn 40.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch t
Help That’s Not Beauty OR The Beast | Uno’s Gone Woke
How would you react if you got more than you bargained for from a dodgy copy of Beauty and The Beast? William and Jordan find out the answer to that question and more. Jordan's also complaining that your favourite holiday card game has gone "woke" and William wraps up his time on the West End, never to be mentioned again! If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on In
Campest Modes Of Transport | And Jordan’s Magic Carpet
William and Jordan are being taken for a ride this week as they decide the campest modes of transport. There's also more keeping white clothes white chat and William remembers the time his penthouse almost went up in flames.If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.
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Help I Left My Sunnies At My Situationship | And Jordan Can’t Speak
Jordan's convinced the flavour of chocolate has changed, William's suddenly obsessed with crocs (not the shoes) and one G&Diva needs to convince their ex situationship they're not trying to exchange their sunglasses for a shag. If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.
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The Etiquette Police Come For William Hanson | And Sexytime AC
Someone's been a very naughty boy, and the etiquette police have come knocking for William. Will his defence stand up to scrutiny, or will he be sent to prison quicker than you can say "laser pointer" to a Swiss customs official? Meanwhile, Jordan's decided there's only ONE reason anyone really needs air conditioning.If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagr
Help My Dentist Proposed To Me | And We’re All Miserable…
A grey cloud has entered the studio, and its name is Jordan North…It's the morning after the England semi-final and spirits are low. Jordan's basically in tears from the experience, and to make matters worse, he's realised he will be 40 years old at the next World Cup! William, on the other hand, has a spring in his step and has discovered his latest food obsession - burritos.The boys then tackle
Mistaken Identities | And Skinny Dipping Fun
The 'horny' vibes are still strong in the air, as Jordan has been filming himself running topless in the park and can't seem to stop talking about wanting to go skinny dipping. The boys also nearly come to blows regarding an extremely questionable opinion regarding UHT milk, but quickly make up when they discover their latest 'doppelgängers'.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for mo
Help I’ve Been Wiping My Face With His D*ck Towel | And EVERYONE’S Horny
After a G&Diva casually mentions they like to keep track of who they thought was the most amusing in each episode, William and Jordan decide to actively compete in being the funniest person on the podcast. There's also a 'horny' atmosphere in the air, and Jordan is convinced he knows why. The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving growing a wispy moustache and finding out your partner has been u
Strava Caught Me Sh*gging | And William Is A FAKE
What do you do when your Strava detects some 'unusual activity' from the comfort of your own home? And how do you deal with the fact your best friend is turning into a FAKE?! The boys deal with both of these conundrums, plus tackle tacky birthday parties and some classic tumble dryer chat.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter.
Help I’m A Feminist | And What’s Your Body Count?
A gym bro who won't share a squat machine and a boyfriend who's worried by their partner's body count leads to Jordan declaring himself a feminist - and we're not complaining. Elsewhere William's keeping a holiday secret under wraps and Jordan's arrived to the studio in short shorts.If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest
The Beef With Wendi Continues | And Jordan’s New Aroma
William just doesn’t know when to stop and is ready to pour more fuel on the fire for his beef with Wendi. But how will she react to his latest slander? Meanwhile, Jump Cut Jack has noticed a nostalgic aroma from Jordan that was meant to be a compliment, but in reality went down like a smelly lead balloon.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG
Help I’ve Scalded My A***hole | And Wendi’s Reply…
Jordan's back from his mum's 60th birthday, and there's much to debrief on. Wendi has also heard William's recent comments about her, and let's just say SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED. Will William be able to resist having the last word, or will he keep digging his own grave? There's also plenty of dilemmas to solve, including how to dress for a northern wedding and the perils of douching with hot water.If
Help I Fact Up! | With Joe Thomas And James Buckley
OOO PODCAST FWIENDS!After months of Jordan's requests (which verged on begging), we've finally got Joe Thomas and James Buckley from 'The Inbetweeners' and the 'Joe and James Fact Up!' podcast in for a chat!First off, the boys step into Joe and James' world (and studio) for a taste of their unique brand of tangent-heavy chat and fact-finding. Then it's over to the wonderfully tame world of Help I
Help I Regret Pup Play | And My Bad Boyfriend
After Jordan called up one of his three brothers to say "I love you" for the first time, it seems word of this has reached the rest of them, and they ARE NOT happy about it. Meanwhile, not content with West End success, William has been daydreaming about being a rockstar. The boys also address your dilemmas on bad boyfriends in the bedroom and the dangers of 'pup play'.If you want to get involved
Daddy Pig’s A Misogynist | And Licking The Spice Out
When you think about the most evil villains of all time, there are a few obvious candidates. The Joker, Joffrey Baratheon, and Voldemort to name but a few. But there's a new contender in town, and he's big, pink and wants you to call him Daddy.Anyway - back on Planet Earth, William and Jordan have much to discuss regarding whether Henry gives a good suck and a top tip for removing spice from unwan
Help I Can’t Say I Love You | And Steamy Expectations
William is flabbergasted when he finds out that his best friend and co-host has never said "I love you" to ANY of his brothers. Meanwhile, Jordan is shocked by the increase in attention he's been getting at the gym since his Soccer Aid debut. The boys also solve your dilemmas on escalator etiquette, how to cope when your friends are still hanging out with your ex, and how to manage things getting
Fancy Dress Fantasies | And Dry Humping
We all have fantasies. Some of us like a perfectly mixed Martini at midday, whereas others prefer to be tied up with a velvet dressing gown belt. And some of us like to be wooed by people dressed up as fictional characters - and it seems like there's A LOT of you who do! We also find out about a new pact William and Jordan are thinking of making together that involves dry humping.If you want to ge
Help He’s Got Secret Viagra | And Bussing It With Wayne Rooney
Jordan's back from Soccer Aid with tales from the dressing rooms. Not to be outdone on dressing room chat, William's been hard at work preparing for his West End debut and has an update on his bevel. The boys also help you with your dilemmas involving changing hairdressers, massage parlour faux pas, and how to confront your partner over his secret stash of Viagra.If you want to get involved you ca
Help I Sexted Toni And Ryan! | With Titanic Reenactments
Worlds collide as visitors from the other side of the world grace the Sexted studio - it’s only Toni and Ryan! How will William and Jordan react to a pair of Australians clinking glasses? How will Toni and Ryan react to a pair of uptight Brits refusing to discuss money? And who will be sliding up against each other to reenact a classic scene from Titanic?If you want to get involved you can email u
Help He’s Entering My Tardis | And We've Got A New Studio!
The Help I Sexted My Boss studio has had a glow up, and the boys are fizzing with excitement! There are new features, new dilemmas, and newfound respect for anyone who thinks it's sexy to dress up as Doctor Who in the bedroom.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the
Jordan’s Philosophies | And Airport Nightmares
Not many people claim to be a wise man, but not many people are Jordan North! We’ve got philosophies and mantras galore to add to your life alongside some vital holiday hacks. There’s also an enraged William and a reminder to all of us to NEVER talk about airport transportation with him ever again.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva ne
Help I’m Monster-Sized | And Jordan’s A GNOME?!
Not to be outdone by his co-host, Jordan has some of his own ‘big’ news to share regarding his new pint-sized role. But will the film industry seize this opportunity and cast him in one of the biggest roles in Hollywood?There’s also plenty of dilemmas to solve regarding the etiquette of sending sympathy cards and the pitfalls of having a monster-sized member.If you want to get involved you can ema
Help I Sexted The Luxury Podcast
William has finally done it and recorded a podcast episode with both of his work husbands around the same table. Will there be jealousy as Jordan and Jonathan fight over William's attention? Will tempers flare over Jordan’s impression of Jonathan? Will they come to blows (not that kind) over the different uses of various cleaning products? Sit back and enjoy!If you want to get involved you can ema
Help I’m A West End Girl | And Jordy’s Rants
All aboard! William's got some news that you're not going to want to miss. Meanwhile, Jordan's unhappy about the suggestion of a 6am airport pint ban, the boys discuss their favourite flowers and they wonder whether they would ever marry a murderer.If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday o
Jordan’s 2AM Cringe | And Is Wrestling Gay?
What do you wake up at 2am randomly thinking about that still makes you cringe? Jordan has a long list, and it turns out that so do our G&Divas! Plus, Jordan questions the homosexual tendencies of wrestling, he ponders whether lollypop people still exist and William asks him where he stores his house keys.If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTo
Help I’m Sharing Soap With Strangers | And Speedo Season
Would you accept a bar of soap from another gym member? Would you share a toothbrush with your partner? Would William look good in Speedos? The questions that William and Jordan find answers to are as varied as ever. Elsewhere there's an etiquettemology regarding a canine-friendly designer brand and a listener dilemma about flags.If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and
Granny Put What In Her Eye?! | And Jordan's Superstitions
The boys are touching wood in the studio as they reveal all about their own superstitions. Spolier: Jordan has loads, William has none. Elsewhere there's a Granny putting something strange in her eye at night, the boys learn that you shouldn't put duck butter in your mouth and Ben and Jordan open up their very own BJ Services.If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM o
Help He’s Fist Deep In My Mum | And William Parkours?!
Who on earth could possibly go to the gym and lose only ONE of their shoes? Who has taken up parkour with aplomb? Who is missing out on a trip to Benidorm with the lads?Find out all the answers and more as William and Jordan solve your dilemmas, involving what you should wear in a nightclub and how to get over walking in on your boyfriend getting intimate with your mother.If you want to get involv
Jordan’s Drag Name | And William’s Silver Spoon
William’s giddy after finding a silver spoon (and no, it wasn’t in his mouth), whereas Jordan is left rueing missed opportunities after failing to get ahead of the competition and invest in a padel court. The boys also tackle a new word from Urban Dictionary and stumble across the perfect drag name for our Jord.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our fr
Help I’m Going To Prison | A Letter From The Police
It was bound to happen. The law catches up with us all eventually, and Jordan North is no exception to that rule. What none of us could have expected was for the law to barge in and confront him in the middle of the podcast!Luckily for all of us, William and Jordan can still solve modern day dilemmas - even if one of them is in handcuffs. Expect everything from wearing your wife’s knickers to emer
What Is GOONING? | And Jordan’s Sexy Jet Wash
Every day is a school day, and that’s no exception (even on this podcast) as the boys learn a brand new phrase from ‘Urban Dictionary’ that will take them right to the edge. They also delve into your responses concerning knowing your limits on a night out and why you are still using old tech.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newslett
Help I’ve Got Mother Of Pearl Fish Cutlery | And Butch BBQ Chat
There’s been a lot of role reversals going on lately. Jordan has been taking after dinner walks to admire the beauty of mother nature, while William is swapping his chintz era for a barbecue flavoured one. The boys are also on hand to help with dilemmas involving working with younger colleagues, eating in supermarkets, and the dos and don'ts of using fish knives.If you want to get involved you can
REACTING TO JORDAN’S OLD VLOGS | And Illegal Cheeses
Justin Bieber isn’t the only one who’s been going through the archives looking at old videos on YouTube; we’ve also found a gold mine of content from Jordan to laugh/cry/cringe at (don’t worry, William doesn’t escape his past either). The boys also have plenty to comment on regarding Paris, clapping in church, and illegal cheese.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun
Help Can I Dry Hump A Virgin | And Jordan’s Cowboy Scrap
Jordan’s back from his holiday to Nashville and has many ‘mighty fine’ tales to tell. Meanwhile, William is in need of your help as he needs a name for one of the newest members of his household staff. The boys also tackle your dilemmas regarding attending weddings solo and whether dry humping still counts?If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VI
Viagra For Hamsters!? | And More Niche Knowledge
William’s been busy cleaning his skirting boards, and it’s getting Jordan VERY flustered.The boys also dive into plenty of discussion regarding barnacle penises, belly button fluff, and the mystery behind giving Viagra to hamsters as they react to your niche interests and facts.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can fo
Help I Want My Boss's Sausage | And William’s Got BEER FEAR
The boys are back in the studio after the tour and there's lots to debrief on. William's been out partying (again) and Jordan's been working on a couple of new impressions that we're still unsure about. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas involving how to get over being in love with a well-dressed gay man and how to recover after accidentally asking your boss to stick his sausage in you.
William's KFC Review | And Jordan's Northern Problem
What do you do when you've got a long drive with the UK's leading etiquette expert? Make him eat KFC, of course. The boys also discuss whether your tour predictions came true and Jordan's biggest regret.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every T
Help I’ve Never Shaved My Pubes | And Jordan’s Buckfast Regret
The boys are back on the bus leaving the bonnie streets of Glasgow for the nostalgic sights of Manchester. Jordan is regretting getting overly excited with a half pint of Buckfast, while William is regretting agreeing to let Producer Ben read the dilemmas - even if it means saving himself from feeling carsick. After getting over Ben's monotone voice, they tackle your dilemmas involving accidentall
What’s A Gummer?! | And Backstage at Wembley Arena
Jordan has got the results from another of his "classic" polls, and this time it's about urinating. Meanwhile, William reveals a magically embarrassing reason for missing out on seeing the Grand Canyon as a child. The boys also respond to your correspondence on being too old for oral sex and reveal the gifts they got each other from a service station.If you want to get involved you can email us, a
Help I Used Dirty Loo Roll | And We’re On The TOUR BUS!
The boys are on tour and behaving badly at the back of the bus! Jordan won't stop telling the WAGs off and William's making production crew give up their bunks for his personal belongings. But in between the horse anecdotes and train terrors, there's always time for your dilemmas, which include whether it's okay to sleep with your child's teacher or use someone's dirty toilet paper.If you want to
Old People Foreplay | And Nostalgic LADS Mags
After William got a telling-off from Jordan for being too old to use certain emojis, the boys are back to debating all the things we're too old to do - and why some things are better when you're older! There's also plenty of discussion on lads' mags, seeing ghosts and why metal detectorists give William the ick.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our fr
Help He Slaps His Mum’s Bum | And Jordan’s The Star ⭐️
As soon as the boys entered the studio, an argument erupted after Jordan found out William and Producer Ben had been invading his happy place (the gym). There’s also a selection of dilemmas that will be sure to go down in Sexted folklore regarding jam jars, slapping bums, and farts.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You ca
William's Masc?! | And Jolly Joke Surprise
Jordan has noticed something unusually ‘masculine’ about William that he’s been too scared to mention until now, while William has arranged a little Mother’s Day surprise for Jordan’s Jolly Joke. The boys also discuss their favourite names and Northern girls at weddings.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us
Help His Allergy Gives Me The Ick | And William Needs To Grow Up
Jordan is over the moon after getting the call-up to the England team for Soccer Aid, while William is facing the reality that it might be time to stop living his 20s in his 30s and grow up! Plus, the boys solve your modern-day dilemmas regarding when it’s appropriate to reveal your private train collection to a date, and whether having a nut allergy can be considered an ‘ick’.If you want to get i
William Ruined Jordan’s Birthday | And High-Maintenance Boys
There’s fallout from Jordan’s birthday after William let a key part of the weekend slip through his carefully manicured fingers. There are also heated discussions about Blue Peter badges, Paddington Bear and the revelation that William has NEVER had a KFC.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Insta
Help I’ve Been Probed In The Wrong Hole | And Jordan’s Got A Swell On
The boys are having a tough time lately. Jordan’s still recovering from having his wisdom teeth removed and is drooling everywhere, whilst William has ‘misplaced’ his passport - and it’s really not the sort of admin he wants to be dealing with right now. There are also plenty of dilemmas to tackle, including how to tell your mum her wedding outfit is horrible and what you should do when you get pr
He Unfollowed ME? | And Jordan’s Got The Itch
From the reason you unfollowed them to the words you've always mispronounced, there's plenty of your responses that give William and Jordan a giggle. There's also time for Jordan to revealing all about his chest and William's not happy about your birthday posts.If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday
Help I’m Not Charging Mum’s Vibrator | And William is HIGH Maintenance
Who's more high maintenance out of our favourite podcast pair? The boys can't quite decide in the studio as tensions run high, though they do love each other really. Elsewhere Jordan prepares to have his wisdom teeth pulled out, a G&Diva's mum has an unexpected battery-changing request and EPB shares an embarrassing story from a session in the gym - except he wasn't the one left embarrassed!If you
Jordan FAINTS | And Sushi With Half Pints
There are a few things that stress Jordan out: to-do lists, unread messages, a missing dressing gown belt. But you’ll never guess the reason that made Jordan FAINT! The boys also cover their big plans for Jordan’s birthday and why Producer Ben is the Voldemort of Help I Sexted My Boss.If you want to get involved you can email us. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the late
Help There’s A Fishy Smell | And William Gets Chintzy
We’ve all been there. You’re trying to live your best life. Be the best version of yourself. Eat right. Sleep right. Exercise daily. But life has a cruel way of turning all your efforts against you. It’s just not very often that it manifests as you smelling like rotten fish. If that makes no sense, don’t worry - William and Jordan will explain all! Plus, the boys discuss whether you should ever ge
Who’s The CAMPEST?! | And Taking Advantage Of Jordan
Jordan reveals the results from his latest ‘Jordan’s North Poll’ on towels and the G&Diva’s have inundated us with their most BORING work chats they’ve ever had. We also find out the meaning of the phrase ‘Burnley Wallet’ and the boys have a heated discussion over which one of them is the campest.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva new
Help He’s Got A P*ss Lolly | And Roleplaying As Old Ladies
Every now and again, we receive a very specific kind of dilemma that stops us mid-sentence. Your watermelon dilemmas. Your shoebox dilemmas. Your WOLFBAGGING dilemmas. Well, we’ve got another one to add to the list!The boys also discuss the differences between buying a Chinese takeaway in the North and South and have a go roleplaying as old ladies.If you want to get involved you can email us, and
Is Slapping Bums Butch? | And Jordan’s Got A Surprise…
Around the world, William’s new sofa has been dividing opinion - and Jordan has planned an intervention to settle whether it’s hideous or not. That’s not the only surprise Jordan has in store, though, as he makes a strange admission about his views on bottom slapping. The boys also respond to your messages about which sport William would be most likely to turn professional in, and share a tanning
