Radio Nonsense: A Comedy Club 4 Kids podcast
The official Comedy Club 4 Kids podcast where the very best children's comedians discuss all of your important questions. Suitable for everyone aged 6-99 years old (no 100 year olds allowed). Featuring different guest comedians every week and hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Nominated for Best Children's Podcast at the Independent Podcast Awards 2023.
Episodes
Are you a helicopter? With Edy Hurst
Top sewage influencer Edy Hurst joins the podcast this week to help Tiernan answer a question about helicopters. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Hosted by Tiernan Doui
If you’re vegetarian and someone drops a bomb on you how many degrees is the sun? With Mabel Read
This week, writer of the world's longest ever shopping list, Mabel Read, joins Tiernan to discuss the degrees of the sun. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Hosted by Tie
Do sharks know that gnomes like cheese? With Joshua Seigal
This week Tiernan is joined by brilliant poet and CEO of Woodland Animals Joshua Seigal to discuss gnomes and sharks. Check out Joshua's books on his website here: https://www.joshuaseigal.co.uk/ WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www
What happens when you jump into water and you get out but the sun tunes off? With Susan Harrison
Susan Harrison joins Tiernan this week from inside a well, to talk about wellness. And also answer a question from Noraaaaaa. See Susan in the brilliant Showstopper! The Kids Show at Soho Theatre Walthamstow from Oct 28th to the 31st. GET TICKETS HERE: https://sohotheatre.com/events/showstopper-the-kids-show/ WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@come
What would happen if you locked Linda inside your sock drawer with 500000000 stinky hippos for 8 years? With Shelf
Rachel and Ruby (or is it Gerald and the rat?) aka Shelf return to Radio Nonsense this week to talk about lilo wrestling, sock drawers full of stinky hippos and their new Glam and Beardy book and tour! Check out Glam and Beardy Volume 2 here: https://littletiger.co.uk/product/glam-and-beardy-volume-ii Check out Shelf's UK Sketch show for kids tour here: https://www.shelfcomedy.com/tour WE NE
What is the what is to the what is that is the name of the game? With Meredith Hackman
Hooray Meredith Hackman is back on the show talking all about worms and answering SUP3RSH4RKYG's tricky question. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Hosted by Tiernan Dou
How would Hiccup stop Alvin the treacherous stealing Gobbers sword collection? With Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall
The podcast returns! Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall joins Tiernan this week to talk about plate smashing and answer a question about Alvin the treacherous. Listen to Alasdair's story podcast Bobby Logs Stories here: https://podfollow.com/6790813684 WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HER
Can you dig to the core of the Earth? With Cricket Green from Big City Greens
It's a little summer break break episode with a very special importantest bit. Cricket Green from Big City Greens joins Tiernan to answer Francine's question about digging to the core of the Earth and to talk about S5 of Big City Greens, coming to Disney Channel on 21st August and Disney+ on 22nd August!!! WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.
U like breakfast (topic)? With Dave Roman
For the last Radio Nonsense before a summer break, Tiernan is joined by potato whisperer and advert jingle champion, the author Dave Roman who answers a topic about breakfast. Dave Roman's website: https://yaytime.com/ Buy Unicorn Boy: Slumber Party of Doom HERE. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFF
What is ha ha that hair hair and that hair hard hair and it went on forever? With Alice Mary Cooper
Bathtub herder Alice Mary Cooper is on Radio Nonsense this week, answering all the questions about ha ha hair hair for rats. Check out Alice's website with details of her shows on here: https://alicemarycooper.co.uk/ WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/co
Why do pigeons fly? And, Why do they poop so much? With Al Gordon
Al Gordon and his incredibly itchy knees, join Tiernan this week to talk pigeons and pigeon poop. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: facebook.com/ComedyClub4Kids Host
Are socks undercover spies and are they stealing our jam? With Jo Cotterill
On this week's episode hairdresser for werewolves and brilliant author Jo Cotterill joins Tiernan to answer a question about socks and jam. Have a look at Jo's books for 8-12 year olds here: https://jocotterill.com/books/books-for-8-12s/ WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: http
How was the earth made? With Mr Fibbers
On this week's show Mr Fibbers returns for the third time to talk about worms, ladles and gerbils. Listen to a clip of Mr Fibbers reading Shalia Holmes Fairy Detective by Lori Keating HERE Listen to Mr Fibbers reading Landis by Shelly Mack HERE. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO
What if our toes were their own people and each toe had their own arms and legs!? With Sheila Kanani
This week author, astronomer and super fast at not doing a marathon expert Sheila Kanani joins the podcast to answer questions about toes. Check out Sheila's website here: https://herplaceforspace.com/ And pre-order her new book '10 Extraordinary Ideas That Shaped Our Universe' here. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UP
What if you sneezed from your butt? With Luke Newell
Designer of sand Luke Newell is the guest on this week's Radio Nonsense and he has a serious question about butt sneezing that Tiernan needs his help with. Watch Luke's drawing workshop on youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaxCdBYRdLI WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO H
Would you rather be a am escalator or a drum kit? With Louie Stowell
World's fastest sitter and author of the fantastic Loki books Louie Stowell joins Tiernan this week to help answer a question about giraffes. Check out the website for Louie's Loki books here: https://lokibooks.com/ WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedycl
How do you make a tissue dance? With John Robertson
John Robertson has a break from putting water slides in the worst places to put water slides, to help Tiernan answer a question about dancing tissues. Get John's children's book the The Little Town of Marrowville here: https://www.thejohnrobertson.com/the-little-town-of-marrowville/ WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GR
Why my car go booooommmm?!?!? with Anna James
Brilliant author and maker of cutlery to go with the tectonic plates, Anna James joins Tiernan this week to answer a question about a booming car. Buy Anna James's latest children's book 'Alice With A Why' here: https://harpercollins.co.uk/products/alice-with-a-why-anna-james?variant=41815150461006 WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk
what would happen if you went back in time to the beginning of time and you messed with history and you didn’t EXIST BUT YOU ARE THERE AT THE TIME YOU DONT EXIST BUT YOU NEED TO GO THE FUTURE BECAUSE YOU EXIST IN THE FUTURE? With Paul Goodenough
This week Paul Goodenough very kindly takes time out of playing a tiny violin to help Tiernan answer a question about time travel. Check out the Rewriting Earth website here where you can grab a copy of the Most Important Comic Book on Earth and help the planet as you do: https://www.rewriting.earth/shop/ WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kid
If soap falls on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty? With Kate Hammer
Kate Hammer takes a much needed break from talking to aliens to speak instead to Tiernan on this week's episode, and help answer questions about soap. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4ki
No. 217? With Adam Larter
On Radio Nonsense this week, Tiernan is joined by modern viking Adam Larter who talks about very, very long boats and the number 217 WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook:
What would happen if you trapped your granny in your wardrobe 4 3 years? With Kathy Rivett
Designer of all the shells Kathy Rivett joins Radio Nonsense this week to help answer all your granny trapped in a wardrobe questions. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social F
Why are bananas yellow is it because of the orange in the sun or the lion that ate all of the mangos? With Sharifa Butterfly
Universe traveller Sharifa Butterfly joins Tiernan this week to talk about beans and bananas. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: facebook.com/ComedyClub4Kids Ho
If people say the sky is blue because it's a reflection of the water, then why is some of it not green or brown? With Olaf Falafel
Olaf Falafel returns to the podcast this week, to talk about the colour of the sky and millipedes! Check out Olaf's 'Stupidest Super Stupid Show' tour dates here: http://www.olaffalafel.com/ His comic the Far Out Five here: https://www.penguin.co.uk/series/FARFIV/far-out-five And his Poo On A Pogo Stick joke book here: https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/473969/a-poo-on-a-pogo-stick-by-falafel-ol
Why his hair made of cheeseburger POO? With Hannah Warman
This week Tiernan is joined by top cauliflower detector Hannah Warman, who is able to answer all cheeseburger poo hair based questions. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social
Why do why is the world hot and cold at the same time? With Grace Jarvis
Grace Jarvis joins Tiernan this week to talk about rhinoceros rat snakes and answer questions about the Earth being hot and cold. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: fa
Who is Mr mc Murpbo? With Silky
Hooray, Silky returns to the podcast to talk about being twanged to the moon and back 300 times and answer a Q about Mr MC Murpbo. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Faceb
How do you capture a snortalflax? With Abby Waumbaugh
The very funny Abby Waumbaugh joins Tiernan this week to talk about not getting into an office and capturing snortalflaxes. Get Nat's new book 'The Overthinkers Club: Happy List' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-overthinkers-club-happy-list/nat-luurtsema/9781835409978 WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CA
Why are foxes orange? With Nat Luurtsema
Nat Luurtsema is back on Radio Nonsense to talk broken ankles and answer questions about foxes. Get Nat's new book 'The Overthinkers Club: Happy List' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-overthinkers-club-happy-list/nat-luurtsema/9781835409978 WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HER
Is there a breed of stinky hippos that is named the stinkedy stinkedy hippo??????????????????????!!!? With Edy Hurst
This week Edy Hurst returns to talk about throwing porridge at things and answer a question about stinky hippos. Go and see Edy's kids show at the Leicester Comedy Festival: https://events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/edy-hursts-dream-park-work-in-progress/ WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLE
Is there real lava in lava lamps and if so is there flavored lava colored lava can you replace the lava with frozen peas or what? With Kit Sullivan
Kit Sullivan returns to talk BEANS! And also answer a question from Coffee Cat about lava lamps. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: facebook.com/ComedyClub4Kids
If i ate myself,would i get twice as big,or just disappear? With Sarah Mills
Sarah Mills returns to Radio Nonsense to talk about 'do not walk on the grass' signs and answer questions about eating yourself. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: fac
Why don’t they make a mint that makes ur poo smell nice? With Andrew Barnett Jones
On this week's show Andrew Barnett Jones returns to discuss oranges, boranges and doranges, and also help Tiernan answer a question about minty poops. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4ki
If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie? With Mandeep Singh
Mandeep Singh, the inventor of the bumbrella - an umbrella just for your bum, joins Tiernan this week to answer a question about ketchup. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.socia
Christmas Special 2025 with Howard Read
It's the Christmas special Radio Nonsense! Howard Read joins Tiernan to answer all your important Christmas questions. This is the last Radio Nonsense for 2025, but we'll be back in 2026! Have a lovely Christmas and a very happy new year! WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HER
My question is I’m I me or am i you or am i Garry panson? With Lorna Rose Treen
Lorna Rose Treen, who has never seen a horse, returns to Radio Nonsense this week to help Tiernan answer a question from KG. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: f
What is butter made out of? With Kit Finnie and Ciaran Chillingworth
Tiernan is joined this week by Ciaran Chillingworth and Kit Finnie, inventors of the non-flying airplane. They help answer an important question from Zai about butter. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: co
Why do yachs not need Jonny Mclaughins go to the go-go dance? With Anna Soden
This week Anna Soden calls in from inside a giant glove and helps Tiernan answer questions about Jonny Maclaughlins. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: facebook.
Why does an apple a day keep the doctor away? With Jonny Awsum
Expert at pushing things over in a really annoying way, Jonny Awsum, joins the podcast this week to help Tiernan answer a question about apples and doctors. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyc
Why is you do wib wob with grub gub? With Laura Lexx
Hooray! Laura Lexx returns to the show to talk about inventing chairs and answer questions about wib wobs and grub gubs. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: faceb
If land dinosaurs became birds than what did aquatic dinosaurs became? With Dru Cripps
Dru Cripps joins the podcast this week to talk about sinking ships and aquatic dinosaurs. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: facebook.com/ComedyClub4Kids Hosted
What are rubber chicken? met for !????????!?!!!!! With Jorjeana Maria
The not really a Halloween episode, Halloween episode and this week expert leaf reattacher Jorjeana Maria joins Tiernan to answer questions about rubber chickens. Check out Jorjeana's brilliant puppet youtube kids channel here: https://www.youtube.com/@gopuppetsgo WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COF
How much earwax do I make in a year and what could I use it for? With Mark Watson
Unnecessarily angry Mark Watson joins Tiernan this week to talk about ear wax. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: facebook.com/ComedyClub4Kids Hosted by Tiernan Douie
What is your favorite Michael Jackson song? With Bella Humphries
Professional sneezer Bella Humphries joins Tiernan this week to answer questions about Jack's son, Michael. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: facebook.com/Come
Why are goldfish called goldfish if they are orange? With John Cooper
John Cooper takes a break from teaching his passive martial art, Air-ate, to help Tiernan answer a question about goldfish. Also: Chutney. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.soci
Do dragons like bubbles? With Sam See
The only person in the world who can teach llamas how to do ballet, Sam See, joins Tiernan this week to answer a big question about dragons, and accuse him of being Paddington Bear. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.
Why do horses sleep standing up when they know how to lay down? With Jennifer Carss
The world's second best speaking clock, Jennifer Carss joins Tiernan this week to talk about time, toast and answer Gianna's questions about fries and horses. Go see Jennifer's kids comedy show 'Who stole the Christmas Pud?' this December. Details on https://www.jennifercarss.com/ very soon. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk
What does ASMR stand for? With Gary Panton
Gary Panton returns to the show to tell Tiernan about being mayor of Clowntown, ASMR and his new book 'The Notwitches: Prison Break'. Plus a competition to win a copy of the book! Grab a copy of the second Notwitches book, illustrated by Dotty Sutton, right here: https://www.chickenhousebooks.com/books/the-notwitches-prison-break/ WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO
Is ham called ham because of the flower ham or just the human ham? With Duncan Oakley
Duncan Oakley joins Tiernan this week to talk about people who can't see cucumbers and how ham got its name. Check out Duncan's YoutubeKids channel here: https://www.youtube.com/@duncanshmuncan WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedycl
Are clouds actually evaporated oranges painted white? With Charlotte Cropper
The podcast returns! Charlotte Cropper joins Tiernan to talk about losing an entire continent and whether clouds are evaporated oranges painted white. WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky
Are oranges called oranges because oranges are oranges? With The Listies
It's the last Radio Nonsense before the summer and Tiernan is joined by Rich and Matt aka The Listies! They return to the show to talk oranges, poffertjes and solar powered monks! See The Listies at the EdFringe and on tour and listen to their podcast here: https://www.thelisties.com/ JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://p
If good day is a fancy thing, why isn't good night fancy? With Mat Ricardo
Fridge whisperer extraordinaire Mat Ricardo helps Tiernan answer a very important question about saying 'good night'. Get Mat's excellent new book full of tips about magic and comedy here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Magic-You-Mat-Ricardo/dp/0571383963 And if you're at EdFringe go see Mat Ricardo live right here: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/mat-ricardo-the-extraordinary-ge
Why are oranges orange? With Myles Mcleod
On the podcast this week Tiernan is joined by extreme sandwich artist Myles Mcleod to discuss questions about oranges. Get Myles's brilliant Knight Sir Louis books here: https://www.knightsirlouis.com/ JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon
What if the ocean was made of peanut butter? With Emily-Jane Clark
Emily-Jane Clark returns to the show this week to talk to Tiernan all about traffic cones, peanut butter oceans and her brilliant new book 'Cringe Club'. PLUS: A competition to win a copy of Cringe Club! Have a listen to enter. Pre-order Cringe Club here: https://www.simonandschuster.co.uk/books/Cringe-Club/Emily-Jane-Clark/Cringe-Club/9781398543522 JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA
Why can’t oranges sing? With Runi Talwar
Rigatoni Runi aka Runi Talwar is the guest on Radio Nonsense this week as he talks to Tiernan about pasta based clothes and answers questions about singing oranges. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS,
WHY IS GREEN? With Sunjai Arif
This week Tiernan is joined by chair speaker Sunjai Arif to discuss green peas in ears and questions about green. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@c
Are hamsters actually called hamsters because they're made of ham? With Cerys Bradley
This week top wheel increaser Cerys Bradley brings their expertise to the podcast as they help Tiernan answer a Q about hamsters and ham. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SE
What would happen if a rainbow was backwards? With Eleanor Morton
Book eater Eleanor Morton is the guest on this week's show, as her and Tiernan tackle an important question about rainbows. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO:
Why are scabs so pickable? With Mike Rampton
Mike Rampton joins the podcast this week to answer questions about scabs and talk about his brilliant book 'Become a Genius In a Year'. Grab Mike's kids book here: https://harpercollins.co.uk/products/become-a-genius-in-a-year-mike-rampton?variant=53555634372987 Or listen to the show for details on how to win a copy! JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODC
If we can see through glass why can't we see through a wall? With Jen Wakefield
Expert cat swinger Jen Wakefield joins Tiernan this week to answer a very tricky question about walls. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4k
Bum. Is the world round, square, flat, triangle or a poo? With Neill Cameron
Comic book creator Neill Cameron joins Tiernan this week to talk about his anti-wellington boot campaign and answer a question about the shape of the world. Grab Donut Squad Take Over The World right here: https://www.neillcameron.com/donut-squad And subscribe to the Phoenix Comic here: https://thephoenixcomic.co.uk/homepage/ JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PO
Who is letting all the laser-beam, glow-in-the-dark, farting frogs out of their dogs? With Catie Wilkins
Children's author and comedian Catie Wilkins joins the podcast this week to talk classical shoe concerts and answer questions about laser-beam, glow-in-the-dark, farting frogs. Get Catie's latest children's book 'Cafe Chaos: My Family Is Not A Piece of Cake' here: https://nosycrow.com/product/cafe-chaos-my-family-is-not-a-piece-of-cake/ JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW
Why do we call it taking a dump instead of just dumping? With Bilal Zafar
Bilal Zafar returns to the podcast to talk about swimming in jelly and answer Blazer's question about taking a dump. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcas
Why are stinky hippos so stinky??????? With Joz Norris
Top crayon farmer Joz Norris joins Tiernan this week to talk jet packs and stinky hippos. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk &nb
Why doesn’t poo talk anymore? With Charlie Vero Martin
Agent to the actual stars and some planets, Charlie Vero Martin, joins Tiernan to answer Tobin's question about why poo doesn't talk anymore. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO
Why are frogs animals when bid jumping green blobs are not ?????? With Shelf
Rachel and Ruby aka the brilliant sketch group Shelf return to the podcast to talk whisky duelling and help Tiernan answer Horse Dude's question. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE
What time do flabby cats fly???? With Helena Mitchell
Helena Mitchell joins Tiernan this week to discuss old news and answer questions about flying flabby cats. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTSOR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4KidsWE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.ukGROW
Can animals that have scales catch fleas? With Gary Panton
Author Gary Panton joins Tiernan this week to talk about his new and brilliantly funny book The Notwitches, but also skunk crossings and he helps to answer Mya's question too. Get a copy of The Notwitches right here: https://www.chickenhousebooks.com/books/the-notwitches/ JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/3324
Why does my dog eat her poo? With Steffan Alun
The very funny Steffan Alun is the guest this week, and he talks to Tiernan about ghost transport, beans and helps to answer Bob's question about dog poo. If you're in the UK you can watch Steffan on Academi Gomedi here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/p0kp6b5h/academi-gomedi JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast
Why can’t we make onions cry, but they can make us cry? With Helen Duff
Helen Duff takes a break from piano spotting to chat to Tiernan all about mole rats and onions. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.
Is there a mole specsavers? With Joe Wells
Director of directing directions Joe Wells joins Tiernan this week to help answer a question about moles. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclu
If you call a pair of shoes a pair of shoes are they made of pears? With Athena Kugblenu
Expert mathematician in exactly how much later to see an alligator Athena Kugblenu, joins Tiernan this week to discuss pears and pairs. Get Athena's book 'History's Greatest Fibs' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/historys-most-epic-fibs/athena-kugblenu/nicole-miles/9781526366795 And listen to Bust or Trust, hosted by Tiernan and Athena here: https://bustortrust.com/ JOIN
Fart. What is at the end of a rainbow? With Ada Campe
The brilliant Ada Campe returns to Radio Nonsense to talk to Tiernan about stoats, monkey weddings and the ends of rainbows. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO
What would happen if a kinder egg had a dino in it? With Mr Fibbers
Mr Fibbers returns to discuss rhubarb and dinosaurs inside Kinder Eggs with Tiernan. GET TICKETS FOR MR FIBBERS LIVE SHOWS IN APRIL: https://www.mrfibbers.com/tour JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUES
Why can't we make robot butlers but we can make dumb AI? With Katie Pritchard
Radio Nonsense returns from its new location of...er...a cold beach. Katie Pritchard joins Tiernan to talk banning hats and answer Caitlin's Q about AI. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTS OR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87 OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kids WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND N
Are stinky hippos hippos or are they actually just bananas that are disguised for a secret banana society? With Howard Read
It's Christmas which means Howard Read has popped back to Radio Nonsense to help answer an intriguing question about stinky hippos and secret bananas. Radio Nonsense is having a short break after this episode. So have a lovely Christmas everyone and a happy new year! We'll be back in 2025!JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTSOR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33
Why do cats like fish but hate water, when fish live in water? With Professor Elemental
The chap hop master and newly voted Emperor of the World Professor Elemental joins Tiernan to answer Douglas's question about cats.Check out Professor Elemental's music here: https://professorelemental.com/JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTSOR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4Kid
Does gravity float in icy weather? With Grace Jarvis
The excellent Grace Jarvis visits Radio Nonsense to help answer a question from a snow leopard. Buy '100 Ways To Save The Planet', as advertised on this episode, here: https://www.buttonbooks.co.uk/100-ways-to-save-the-planet/JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTSOR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreo
Why can’t cheese talk? With Thom Tuck
Incredible actor who can play anything, Thom Tuck, joins Tiernan this week to answer Palpatine Boring's question about cheese. Buy '100 Ways To Save The Planet', as advertised on this episode, here: https://www.buttonbooks.co.uk/100-ways-to-save-the-planet/JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTSOR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac8
How do we know poop is disgusting if we never tried it? With Adele Cliff
This week Tiernan is joined by the brilliant Adele Cliff who helps to answer Doggy Lover Woof's very grim question about eating poop. JOIN THE ADVERT FREE LINDA EDITION OF THE SHOW ON APPLE PODCASTSOR ON ACAST+ HERE: https://plus.acast.com/s/33249a2e-3f02-4f3c-923e-bc17b8dcac87OR ON OUR PATREON HERE: patreon.com/ComedyClub4KidsWE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcas
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