The Jack & Ash Show
The Jack & Ash Show is a weekly chat show hosted by Jack and Ash, offering curated chaos, debauchery, and bestie advice with a humorous twist. Each episode aims to help listeners start their weekend right, with a vibe akin to a night out that turns into a three-day bender. The hosts encourage listeners to send in their problems for bad advice and engage with them on social media.
Episodes
FITNESS REGRET, PITBULL DEBRIEF AND DARWINISM TEAS
Don't you just hate it when you get up in the morning, feeling all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, only for your fitness watch/ring/jockstrap to tell you you've had the worst night's sleep in the history of all mankind and you might as well just go and lie down in a shallow grave? Us too, and we've had enough!There's also much to hanker on regarding Jack's Guinness World Record success at Pitbull, a
BANANA APOCALYPSE, TECHNICOLOUR DREAMS AND JACK'S SECRET PODCAST
Ash has some chilling news to reveal regarding the humble banana, whereas Jack has some stats about the percentage of the population that know the plot to Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat vs the off-side rule that really make you just stop and think about the state of the world today. There's also a HUGE revelation regarding Jack's secret podcast that feels pretty... iconic?VOTE FOR US AT THE
SWEET TREATS, BUGBEARS, AND CHALAMET SEX DREAMS
ME DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO CAT AND MOUSE WITH YOUR SWEET TREATS.Jack and Ash have hankered on many topics, but the subject of sweet treats is one that turns out to provoke A LOT of strong opinions, like "Almond milk is for punks" and "Marzipan is a friend to no man".Talking of things small and delicious, Ash has been having steamy dreams about Timothée Chalamet, while Jack has finally figured out wh
WORLD CUP DRESS CODE, TINY SHORTS AND STRAIGHT STRIP CLUB WOES
Jack and Ash are experiencing World Cup fever, with a particular interest in what should be worn at the pub and how to really nail the definition of the off-side rule. There's also plenty of random hankers on whether Ash should shave her head, pan flute dolls, and Jack's depressing visit to a strip club.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and e
SPELLING ICKS, AÇAí BERRY TEAS AND A LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!
What's worse: not knowing when to use 'there' and 'their' or constantly leaving your phone lying around expecting other people to look after it? Answer: they're both as bad as each other, and poor Jack is constantly having to deal with both of them.There's also much to hanker on regarding why people can't speak on the phone anymore, the nine-toed phenomenon, and the fact that Ash is related to one
PRIMAVERA DEBRIEF, NIGHTMARE FLIGHTS AND PEGGY GOU RAMEKIN
There's much to hanker on after an amayszing time at Primavera, but it wasn't all sunshine and mii miii's...Ash had a journey home so full of moroseness that she was basically stuck in an infinite jive for 12 hours, whereas Jack found himself being blown around Barcelona like a Chocolonely wrapper in the breeze looking for somewhere to rest his beautiful head.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Pat
HORROR ON SCREEN, AMSTERDAM REVIEW AND DOMINATRIX TEAS
There's a spooky hanker in the air... Horror films, Basque Cheesecakes, Dominatrices - it doesn't bear!Jack, fresh from sampling the delights of the Dutch, has come back feeling a little strange after accidentally revisiting a nightclub that changed him for life. While Ash has found her old yearbook from school, which raises more questions than it answers.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon
PETRI DISH BABY, X FACTOR PART 2 AND DIRTY BEST FRIENDS
After last week's X Factor-shaped cliffhanger, Jack and Ash have come armed with the final part of the saga... For now...There are also big revelations to hanker on, including being a petri dish baby, being a dirty bestest friend, and what happened when Ash got robbed at a service station?Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/
OUR X FACTOR JOURNEY, BOOTCAMP BLUES AND SEE YOU IN COURT!
How did Jack and Ash actually meet? It's time for the origin story of all origin stories...From nerve-wracking X Factor auditions and bootcamp blues to backstage dramas and tabloid intrigue, this is a tale of woe, plot twists, and high-waisted trousers..Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED
HATEFUL MIRRORS, ASH'S BRACES AND THE DARK SIDE OF GLASTO
There's so much DARKNESS in the world right now. Lying mirrors, secretive back rooms at Glastonbury, and the salacious origins of BOP-IT.Thankfully, Jack and Ash are here to spread some light and joy to fight back the shadows! 🙏🏻Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩
A GAY AWAKENING, STRIPPING OFF AND BABY ASH FOUGHT RACISM??
Things take a nostalgic turn for Jack and Ash this week as they dive into their all-time favourite vending machine snacks. Plus, Baby Ash shares the slightly less sweet but iconic memory of his first brush with racism…It also turns out there’s always time for a stripper mo-mentttt at any Jack and Ash occasion. Actually, is it even a Jack and Ash mo-mentttt without one??Want more Jack & Ash? Jo
FANCY COOKING, TABERNACLE VAPES AND PUT HIM IN THE LAB
What's the best thing about fancy food? It's all about the froth and the crumb, of course!If that tantalising teaser hasn't got your taste buds going, then get ready to hanker on tabernacle vape shops, why Ash wants to study marathon runners in the lab, and why Jack has been caught out at the afters.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patr
THE RECKONING, NOUGHTIES BEHAVIOUR AND DODGING AUNTIES
Jack and Ash are in their reckoning era and THANK GOD we get to hear all about it! Ash has been dealing with buxom aunties trying to dodge train fares, while Jack has been relaxing/worrying during a lymphatic drainage massage. There is also the small topic of how completely wild noughties TV was and the savagery of the Wii Fit.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'!
COACHELLA DEBRIEF, JUSTIN BIEBER AND EVERYONE'S A JACKET POTATO
And just like that, back on British soil! There is MUCH to discuss from Coachella, including tech billionaire after-parties, THAT Justin Bieber performance, and why everyone there was in fancy dress as a jacket potato. There are also signs of a Charli XCX and Gü Ramekin crossover, which is officially our next favourite conspiracy theory.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for weekly bo
CRYOGENICS, RATING DESSERTS AND AN OAT MILK MO-MENT
While Jack is happy to return to the earth as a dusty mo-ment when he dies, Ashwini has a very different plan to freeze her body that, if successful, will ensure her light and joy will be preserved for future generations.There's also much to hunker on with rating desserts, poo-play at TK Maxx, and whether anyone actually enjoys Huel? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter '
PSYCHIC READINGS, BABBLING BROOKS AND CARPET KINKS
Ash has had a psychic reading which, to be honest, has posed more questions than it’s answered. Meanwhile, Jack has had a flashback to his prom night, where his destiny was cruelly denied.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.
PARASITES, GAYEST SUPERMARKETS AND SNIFFING CANDLES
Ash has really been struggling lately. If she's not going through TK Maxx withdrawal symptoms, she's getting rinsed by the BMI machine in the gym. This in turn is having a knock-on effect on poor Jack as Ash unleashes her rage and metaphorically pulls his pants down because he didn't grow up near a TGI Fridays. Once the dust settles, they get to work deciding which supermarket is the "gayest" and
PYRAMID SCHEMES, STAR SIGNS AND THE PROPHET GÜ RAMEKIN
What happens when you ply a teenie, tiny Ashwini with enough espresso to fill up an old maiden's shoe? Pandemonium. But it also leads to a royal hanker down on subjects such as why straight men hate star signs, queer puppets and a little-known prophet who goes by the name GÜ RAMEKIN.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJac
ROCKSTAR TEACHERS, 60 SECOND LESSONS AND TRENCH TOMFOOLERY
Jack and Ash are joined by Jack's childhood friend and teacher Abigail to find out whether they've got what it takes to become teachers? Who will be the best at dealing with distractions? Who will deliver an exquisite sixty-second lesson?Plus, there's a very special Bestie Dictionary: School Edition to be added to and a healthy (or unhealthy) dose of competition that Jack is totally fine about.Thi
ASH'S LIES, LIPPIES AND A MOVING PIECE OF QUEER LITERATURE
The truth always comes out eventually... Will Jack forgive Ash for keeping secrets? There are also more shocking revelations to deal with concerning Buzzballs, haircuts and why Jack went viral after playing on a Mariah Carey themed slot machine in Vegas.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROB
A MOTHER'S CURSE, COBB SALAD TEETH AND 'THE TAVERN'
There's a foul spirit in the air that needs to banished, and Jack has the perfect ritual deal with it. There's also a lot to debrief on regarding Cobb salad, the majesty of Skepta and the absolute BS of the undiscovered oceans.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD A
RANDOM MAN, OCTOPI AND PAELLA PROBLEMS
We've all been there. You're on a night out, you head to the final club of the evening and the queue is longer than a love letter to Ainsley Harriott. So you take the afters back to your house! Sure, you pick up a few stragglers on the way, but everyone knows everyone else, right?… RIGHT?! No one would have a random man in their house for seven hours that no one else knew, would they? There are my
THE MOMENT, DEAD CASH AND LOST IN LOST
After a life-changing moment at The Moment, Jack and Ash quickly find themselves lost in Lost and have to hunker down in an old cinema. There’s also much to discuss regarding the death of cash, northern sayings, and why 2006 was infinitely better than 2016.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted o
PHANTOM POOS, AMERICA AND FINGER SANDWICHES
We’re fresh off the "premier" red carpet and absolutely not behaving normally. Jack and Ash debrief the Wuthering Heights premiere, get distracted by Jacob Elordi’s face, and wage a passionate campaign for the frivolity of a finger sandwich. We also hear how turkeys do come in cans and the story of a phantom pooer let loose in Halifax.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to he
AI ASH, FROLICS AND MOIRA ROSE 🌹
After discovering Ash’s beauty has been stolen by a foul and elusive bedevilment known as “Night Club AI”, Jack finds himself in some dark times (not that dark). Never one to shy away from the club though, Ash shares her unique outlook on how to game the system of drink-holding to allow for a world of plentiful frolicking. We also hear why babies could be the latest must-have accessory at an after
ASH WANTS A FARM, THE TWEENIES AND A GAY CULTURE VULTURE
We’ve stepped into a fever dream. Ash wants to set up a farm in her house and become an egg dealer, while Jack is stuck in a world of whimsy and frivolity, reminiscing about The Wombles and musing over who was the fittest member of The Tweenies. There’s also time to debunk conspiracy theories regarding the pop star Pink and discuss what would be the best medieval drinking vessel.GOT A PROBLEM? NEE
ASH'S WORST PHOTO, K-POP LOVE & SPICY EXES
In a moment of feral fever, Ash has allowed the worst photo ever taken of her to be shared with the world. Meanwhile, Jack is dying to chat about Heated Rivalry and the Brooklyn Beckham saga with his bestie. Plus, there’s a big helping of bad advice to dish out to a listener who has found themselves becoming an insatiable maneater.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@
JACK'S HEAD SHAME, ASH'S WATFORD SECRET & LIES FROM BRAZIL
There’s a Hogmanay of revelations to be revealed as Jack has brought back a head full of shame from Brazil, and someone from Ash’s past has surfaced with a fact about her that even her bestest friend didn’t know. Also up for discussion is the revival of the “oh god” meme and a good helping of chat around maritime culture.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackand
BRAZIL TRIP, CAIPIRINHAS AND ASH'S GREYSCALE
Jack and Ash are coming to you from the gayest place on earth, where the gyms are full of the fittest people you’ve ever seen and the drinks never stop flowing! But it’s not all sunshine and smiles, as Ash comes to terms with turning 30 and Jack contemplates turning down a rave for the first time in his life.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲
FIT VILLAINS, BAD MASSAGES & ASH HAS BEEN SWINDLED
Jack and Ash’s year is NOT off to a good start. Jack’s had a massage from hell, and Ash is in the middle of a swindler’s nightmare. But in between the disasters, there’s always time for some ghoulish chatter about fit villains, Real Housewives, and, of course, a Bestie Dictionary or two.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejack
FORCED FUN, RHYMING GAMES AND BEARDED DRAGONS
Feeling refreshed and fully revitalised after the Christmas break, Jack and Ash are back with a brand new game, an Eminem tribute and troubling story involving a bearded dragon. There's also time to dish out some bad advice and reveal the origins of the word 'amayzin'.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socia
NAUGHTY OR NICE GIVEAWAY, CRANBERRY NIGHTMARE AND T*TS
It’s time for Jack and Ash to decide who’s been naughty and nice this year — and they’ve got a legitimately AMAYZIN giveaway for their favourite story. We also hear about Jack’s mad eating game he plays with his family, Ash’s Zipcar blunder, and a tale from a poor maiden involving cranberry juice that is really not in the festive spirit.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to
FURRIES, GUESSING AGES AND A THIRD EAR
Turns out Ash has a go-to lie when she's on a night out - and in classic Ash fashion, she's been getting it wrong. Meanwhile, Jack tries guessing Ash's age, which leads to a full-blown walkout! They eventually patch things up though to dish out some bad advice and enlighten us all on the world of furries.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or f
SHAME, PERFUME AND HOT N SPICY MEAT
Some BIG story arcs are kicking off today…The LIES of Lochmuir.The DECEIT of the Doorstop.The LOSERS of the Car Lease.You do not want to miss the epic finales to these sagas.Jack and Ash are also on hand offering their signature brand of bad advice and pondering whether we could all do with just a little more shame in our lives?GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@the
PIRATE CHAT, JAMAICAN AUNTIES AND FAKE SHOWBIZ NEWS
Hold on to your wigs, landlubbers — a mighty storm be brewing, and not a single fair maiden will escape unscathed!…Sorry, got a bit carried away with a bout of maritime ghoulishness. Convenient timing, though, because Jack and Ash are here with some revelations about fake showbiz news, their dream celebrity pairings to switch on Christmas lights, and the true meaning of “Hogmanay.”GOT A PROBLEM? N
WICKED PREMIERE, STRAIGHT BUILDERS AND GAY NAMES
Ash is back with another saga! This time it's from the depths of house renovation misery. Jack and Ash also have a report from the Wicked premiere, discuss the origins of what it means to be 'off the ofrenda' and which names are the 'gayest'.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See ac
AIRPORT STRIFE, BAD DESSERTS AND ROTUND MEAL PREP
Pop your tray tables in an upright position and strap in for a wild ride as we relive Ash's perilous journey to New York city (via a few pit stops to the lounge of course). There's also much to discuss concerning the worst desserts ever invented and the utter 'disgraaace' of Ash's fridge. GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @
TOILET PAPER, GYM ETIQUETTE AND WESTLIFE FOR LIFE
Jack is a passionate person, but we never thought his passion for Westlife and toilet paper would collide in such a spectacular way! Meanwhile, Ashwini has been travelling the countryside in search of a new gym (mainly for the showers) and has stumbled upon an untapped source of British entrepreneurship.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or fi
GHOULISH CHATTER, DIRTY FEET AND LIL WAYNE
It’s a Halloween horror show special full of frightening festivities and plenty of ghoulish mannerisms. Jack calls out Ash over her dirty feet, and Ash reveals she’s one of the last people alive who still knows how to make gruel.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva
TOE BITERS, SPIRIT ANIMALS AND PANSEXUAL LOBSTERS
There’s something weird in the air this week leaving Jack worried about his physical health and Ash worried her mind is dissolving into putty. Between hot takes on art, gay lobsters, and an unexpected toe reveal, this one’s pure chaos from start to finish.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on
JACK GETS SCAMMED, SNORING IS A CHOICE AND IS ASH A COW?
We’ve all been there... You’re in the Slug & Lettuce, sipping on an overpriced cocktail and desperately scouring the internet for tickets to see your favourite pop star, when a mysterious online stranger offers to come to the rescue. Is it the answer to your prayers - or is it... Destiny?Jack reveals all about his Lady Gaga ticket ordeal, and Ash finally gets a taste of Tony’s Chocolonely - wi
TRAGIC BEHAVIOUR, BREAD BADDIES & WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE-GATE
Jack and Ash have fallen out... It was bound to happen eventually. But who knew it would be over a bottle of sauce from a ceremonial county in the West Midlands of England?! Expect strong opinions on vaping, sourdough starters, and why nobody seems to have hobbies anymore.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on s
GAY GOLF, SINISTER CHOCOLATE AND GENERAL MARITIME CULTURE
We’re really putting the world to rights in this episode! Jack is befuddled by the sudden rise in Formula 1, while Ash is adamant that all straight-men-adjacent sports carry a ‘homosexual vibe'. They then get to work dishing out some bad advice to a frustrated vixen struggling to get laid, and a besmirched maiden who has started taking revenge to a new level of pettiness.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME O
FICTIONAL CRUSHES, LIVE TV FAILS AND SKIN-ON KIWIS
We’ve been picked up for another episode? HALLELUJAH!Jack reveals an impressive (and slightly worrying) habit when it comes to eating fruit, while Ash is adamant she’d only struggle with one small thing if they were to swap lives for the day. Plus, there’s plenty of bad advice on hand for all the old maidens and squires who need it.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello
JACK & ASH IBIZA EPIPHANY, BRAND NEW BESTIE DICTIONARY AND A SUCK ON A PEC?!
It’s a star-studded event for the very first episode of The Jack & Ash Show! Expect Ibiza epiphanies, Bestie Dictionaries, and some much-needed chaos and frippery to get even the most disgraced maidens ready for the weekend.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials!GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD AD
Welcome To The Jack & Ash Show
Mi Lords, mi ladies… grab your old maiden shoes and settle in for episodes every Friday, filled with curated chaos, dalliances of debauchery, and bestie advice peppered with tomfoolery.Chat shows just don’t hit like they used to so Jack and Ash are here to fix that, helping you start your weekend right. Expect to feel like you went out for just the one drink and actually ended up on a three night
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