Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Never Have I Ever is a weekly podcast hosted by married couple Joel Dommett and Hannah Cooper. Each week they take on unusual suggestions from listeners and from each other to try something they've never done before. Activities have included rage rooms, life-drawing classes, and staying in a haunted house. They document these experiences for audience entertainment and encourage listeners to get in touch via social media and email.
Episodes
BONUS: “Wet the baby’s head”
This might be the last episode of the podcast before the baby arrives, at which point Hannah and Joel will be a little busy... so they certainly made the most of this one!Hannah details the specific Five Guys order she wants delivered to her in hospital, post-birth (which sounds like it'll be followed relatively swiftly by vino with the girls) - hope you were taking notes Joel!We also discover the
"You’ve kind of got the body of Jeremy Clarkson"
As wise men like Joel Dommett know, a great way to rack up husband points is to remind your almost-in-labour wife that she is radiant, strong, beautiful… and that she looks like Jeremy Clarkson. (Results may vary).In other news, Joel performs a rap that he wrote and dedicated entirely to comedian James Acaster. We’ll let you be the judge of this one. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverE
BONUS: “You can’t sneeze on This Morning”
Joel’s still ill and Hannah’s still pregnant! But we’re powering through (and Joel is bragging about his sneezing talents)Hannah and the family have had a viewing party for all their old home videos - and it was pretty much the cutest thing ever. However, Joel’s been inspired… and it could mean there may soon be a new addition to the Cooper-Dommett unused camera cupboard.The good news is Hannah di
"Not fun and not fair"
Your headlines from today’s episode: Joel has a cold and Hannah has zero sympathy. And to make things worse, he’s been out for cocktails with his new Taskmaster friends AND he ignored Hannah’s text. Things are going to need to change before the baby gets here… but one thing's for sure, Joel won’t be helping Hannah’s midwives with his gang signs.Hannah and Joel had a lovely easter weekend - even th
BONUS: “Just wait and get a facelift”
Joel’s feeling the coolest he’s ever felt today. Is it time for him to start acting like a good friend? And should Hannah get a new job on the door of a nightclub? Is Joel too naive? And are his LED mask and 40-minute skincare routine ruining things in the bedroom? And we can confirm that Joel loves a taco. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode cont
“That’s a new low”
Hannah’s at the point in her pregnancy where she’s struggling to talk and breathe, meanwhile Joel has let standards slip to a new DESPICABLE low. It may be time for an HR complaint, and we might need to crack open yet another window…We also have a Dommett’s Deliveries which reveals even more of Joel’s icky qualities. Despite all that - things do get deep as Hannah and Joel prepare to feel all the
BONUS : “Divorce is great!”
Hannah has had a glimpse into the future! She’s feeling empowered and she’s also had an awakening… so, is divorce on the cards? Joel reveals the two things he wants to do before he dies, and it turns out Hannah has already done one of them. We also discover that Joel and Hannah are basically the illegal version of Martin Lewis. The good news is Hannah didn’t go into labour during this episode - bu
“What happens if you don’t name your child?”
Hannah wonders, like we all have while watching daytime TV, how drinking wine at midday with a bunch of chefs counts as anything remotely close to work. This is Joel Dommet's life ladies and gentleman. We're in the wrong profession.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all list
BONUS: "The pork in Peru?"
After Hannah *almost* stops Joel from revealing some highly personal bedroom/pregnancy information, chat moves towards Joel’s past life as a travel show presenter. Peru, Kenya, China… he runs through weird and wonderful tales from each (all of them are classic Joel). Fetch the popcorn!Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language
“I’m sorry that I’m not in the manosphere”
Joel and Hannah have clocked a couple of “dicey dates” on Joel’s upcoming tour that are a little close for comfort to Hannah’s due date. The Shrewsbury date being the main culprit. It’s all getting a bit squeaky bum time now guys!Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listen
BONUS: “Go to a townhouse and get my t*ts out!”
On this week’s bonus, Hannah’s curated robe collection come under the microscope. How many robes can one woman sensibly have? Should there even be a limit? How many distinct occasions do you even need a specialised robe for? Joel on the other hand, is a crazy-hat man. Like, objectively FAR too many hats. Hats vs Robes, if you will.And oh yeh - Hannah got her boobs out for a 4D scan of her very pre
“I’d like Sir Trevor McDonald to pole dance at my funeral”
Joel and Hannah really cover a lot of ground on this week’s ep. From the loft, to that damned smoke machine, their potential funeral plans, and Hannah’s latest coat purchase. They do say variety is the spice of life...Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
BONUS: “Crossing swords with a thousand men”
More BTS BRIT Award gossip for you in this week’s special - Joel and Hannah had an absolute corker of a time. By the sounds of it, their only regret was not nuggying Harry Styles. You win some, you lose some.Then Joel decided to bring it back down a peg or two while recounting their service station toilet trip on the way home, detailing some of the challenges facing men in public restrooms. Cheers
“I had a cuban heel on”
Mum and Dad went to the BRIT Awards! Amazingly, they were right behind Noel Gallagher on the red carpet - the crowd was going WILD. Sure a large percentage of the screams, tears and faintings were for Joel though. Not just Noel. Surely.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all
BONUS: “I did find you sexy this week!”
Hannah reveals that she finds it quite sexy when Joel talks finances during meetings with their accountant. Who would have known financial jargon would do the trick! Although losing his wallet in the car pretty much cancels all that that out…Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable fo
“My mum lost me and my brother in Safeways”
Joel is touring again! Very exciting. Producer Joe will be coming to the London Palladium show - what more incentive could you possibly have to cop some tickets? Hannah, however, can’t make it. Getting her hair washed apparently (and potentially having a baby).Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may
BONUS: “Hannah, can you try and be light on your feet?”
On this week’s bonus, Joel learns that you don’t get husband-points for asking your pregnant wife to be "light" on her feet. In fact, you get minus points. Also, if your partner doesn’t like nipple rings, and you randomly come home from work one day with one in… don’t be surprised if you’re ordered to remove it immediately. Joel's having such a rebellious start to his 40s!Email: Hello@NeverEverPod
"Don’t go cheap on your sex toys"
To Hannah’s delight, Joel recounts an incident involving an ex-girlfriend and a sex toy that almost resulted in a trip to hospital. Stay safe out there guys!Also, Producer Joe's called on a favour from a therapist mate of his. We have an *actual* professional psychological diagnosis for Joel Dommett. Finally, we will understand the mysterious inner workings of the Dommett-mind... i.e. why Joel's u
BONUS: “Do we throw away my life size cardboard cutouts?”
Hannah’s seriously had enough of the loft. It needs a cleanse - the life size cardboard cutouts of Joel and, of course, the smoke machine, will be first to go. Tidy loft… tidy mind?Hannah also envisions herself on a Mexican beach with a 6’5”, tanned “side piece”. Sounds delightful.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.com Instagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and
"Ronaldo Cooper-Dommett"
Mom & Dad are talking baby names in this week’s episode. It sounds like they’re leaning away from “traditional” and towards something a little more left-field… you know you’re keeping an open mind when your family start suggesting the names of their evening meal.Also, Hannah recounts a recent pregnancy-massage experience that she has very mixed feelings about... and, we finally get to hear how
BONUS: "We’re not getting rid of the smoke machine"
Joel saw Take That recently and it reminded him 1) that the two or three songs he knows, he LOVES, and 2) that he once had the honour of singing Never Forget with Gary Barlow, while dressed as a choir boy… or did he?And, Hannah’s Vinted is popping off big time. The money’s coming in, the unwanted clothes are being sent to loving homes - now to work out if she can get rid of Joel’s smoke machine on
“You don’t have a fat face”
Valentine’s Day is approaching and Joel and Hannah are very excited for their date night activity: conversation starter cards. Sounds like a wild night.Also, Joel learns the hard way that if your pregnant wife asks if her face is getting "fat", that as a husband, no matter the reality of the perfectly natural changes that are happening to your wonderful wife's body - say NO.Email: Hello@NeverEverP
BONUS: “Quit comedy and be the man that I want you to be”
Hannah has had enough of Joel's inability to fix things around the house and lets him know this in no uncertain terms... she'd also quite him to dress up as a plumber. Surely he can manage that part?Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Pleas
“Worst birthday ever?”
Joel has put in potentially his worst performance at a Hannah Cooper birthday, ever. Probably something to do with the poor gift selection, excessive varicose vein-related moaning, and taking Hannah to see a film that made her cry. Loads. Joel, accept your pregnant wife/birthday girl’s wrath.Joel also shares a rather unfortunate story involving a Radio 2 presenter’s party, a dead phone, and legend
BONUS: “Turkeyteeth.com”
Joel and Hannah both are all about self-improvement on this week's bonus. They're split on the benefits of Turkish cosmetic surgeons though... and if you ever wanted to hear exactly what makes up the long list of habits Hannah would like Joel ot be hypnotised out of, it's your lucky day. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit langua
"Hannah Cooper, these are my varicose veins"
Joel has had a rather busy week. His hypnosis session with Paul McKenna appears to have worked, could this be farewell to finger-biting?Mr Dommett has also finally had his varicose veins removed! He’s so happy, he forced Hannah and Producer Joe to look at a picture of said veins - while recording. So, if you’ve ever wanted to hear, in slimy detail, what Joel Dommet’s veins looks like outside of hi
BONUS: “Joel Dommet-levels of Horoscope”
It’s 2026 Horoscopes time! Now, Joel is somewhat of a horoscope skeptic, while Hannah's favourite activity is polishing her mystic crystals… two very different schools of thought at play here. No spoilers, but when it comes to Joel, all roads really do seem to lead back to his varicose veins. Hm. Enjoy!Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains
"I’m getting hypnotized by Paul McKenna tomorrow"
Joel and Hannah are back - and boy have we missed the chaos. On the menu for today are finger condoms, varicose veins, lymphatic drainage, Gordon Ramsay, grey pubic hairs (or lack thereof) and the rather disturbing knowledge that there are human body parts that continue to grow, almost indefinitely, as you age.Oh yeh, and Joel’s getting hypnotised by Paul McKenna.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInsta
BONUS: "Please make the title of this episode Nonagon"
It’s the final episode of the year! Joel sees off 2025 with a strangely impressive display of obscure shape naming. Judging by the ep title, he’s rather impressed with himself. Hannah’s just worried that if Wilde develops his father's rare talent that he won’t exactly be the coolest kid in school.The team also decide on their New Year’s resolutions and look back to see whether they’ve managed to t
“Dada drunk!”
The team are back home for their final week of Never Have I Ever before the New Year! It’s been an exciting month for all involved, so to round-up Australia, Joel and his colleagues went out for a couple of mid-morning schooners. Considering Joel drinks about as often as your average pregnant woman, he ended up rather merry!Joel and Hannah also decide that they should try and be more sociable (and
BONUS: “Don’t look at the butt-crease shorts”
On this week’s bonus ep, Joel and Hannah are discussing the fact that everyone in Australia seems to be wearing the tightest gym shorts known to mankind. And as they say, with tight gym shorts, comes great responsibility. Responsibility that Hannah makes sure to remind Joel of…Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adul
"I don’t want to slag it off, but I’ve absolutely slagged it off"
In this week’s episode, Joel and Hannah recount a trip to Tropical Fruit World, a beautiful Aussie wonderland which Joel tries really hard not to slag off (he’s not very successful in this endeavour).Also, Hannah shares her recent trip to a fortune-telling psychic. Beyond potentially being told to leave Joel, she had no idea what to expect. Have a listen and decide for yourself whether it was £25
BONUS: "Kate Beckinsale would not even want you"
Very exciting times on this week’s bonus episode - a certain beautiful Hollywood actress has followed Joel on Instagram. Joel is BUZZING and Hannah is, rightly, feeling a little territorial… Who's hovering over Joel's DMs? You’ll have to listen to find out (or read the episode title).Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language a
“Breastfeeding in the jungle”
Joel and Hannah are trying to pick a baby names! They’ve even hired a professional to help while out in Australia. We’ll have to wait to find out though, because all name-based brainstorming is being kept strictly between Joel, Hannah... and the hotel cleaner.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may
BONUS: “Are you not allowed to put Dettol on your crystals?”
Wilde is soon to be visiting entering the I'm A Celeb set! Very exciting. It isn't his first time or anything, but that little boy has become exponentially harder to catch and more dangerous to sensitive equipment since the last time. God help the crew.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be
“It’s so unsexy how much you lose stuff”
Hannah's really becoming part of the Aussie community right now! She's made friends with the local men's walk and talk club and Joel is loving the early morning gym & coffee vibes. Now if only would Joel stop sunbathing with socks on...Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for
BONUS: "You’ve never looked at your Dad’s feet?"
Joel and Hannah are really stepping into their health and wellness eras to get read for baby #2. For Hannah this involves meaningful, spiritual processes like chakra realignment and crystal teachings… for Joel it involves having his varicose veins snipped. Health is wealth guys!Also, why the focus on Joel’s Dad’s feet? They seem more concerned about this man’s lack of flip flops than the fact that
"The Pregnant Hannah Cooper"
The only news that could possibly overshadow the whole family being in Australia is the pitter patter of tiny Dommett-Cooper feet - Hannah is pregnant and we are BUZZING! She did so well at keeping this all under wraps, Joel on the other hand… Did you spot the clues?Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes t
BONUS: "It totally cancels out your Chinese honey theory"
Christmas sandwiches are a thing again. Hallelujah. This podcast will 100% make you want to shove the closest cranberry and turkey filled bap in your mouth immediately. Joel and Hannah also read out an email from listener, Annie. Lucky they did, because it reveals a global conspiracy involving their wikipedia pages. Either Hannah’s page is very wrong, or she’s been hiding something from us…Em
"Everyone thinks you're the Scrooge"
Hannah has realised that Joel talks infuriatingly slowly and is currently working out whether people can be put on 1.5 speed IRL and not just on voicenotes. Bless him.Also - and it’s dangerously early to be discussing this - despite Joel famously disliking Christmas, he’s actually feeling keen this year! Hannah shares her dream Christmas and calls on AI for help on festivity planning… has Chat GPT
BONUS: "The big re-set of my socks"
Joel and Hannah run through each other’s icks... and it sounds strangely therapeutic. Good for them. They then tackle a problem that, by the sounds of it, has been causing a rift between them for many a moon. Joel’s socks. Hannah poses a radical and revolutionary re-set that would change Joel’s feet forever. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episod
"I can balance most things on my chin"
In this week’s episode Joel reveals his three greatest (and most questionable) “talents”. Spoiler alert - at the peak of his powers he could balance an assembly bench on his chin. We’ll let you ponder that one. Joel also shares a crazy father-son day involving copious nappies and Wilde’s first ever experience of a service station toilet. Buckle up.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @Neve
BONUS: "When I smell newspaper I smell sh*t"
Thanks to the fabulous Never Have I Ever community - who are never afraid to slide into Hannah’s DMs with tips and tricks - Joel’s lifelong dream of soaring into the sunset with Wilde in a running buggy is closer than ever. Who knew you could rent one?! On a rather different note, Hannah reminisces about her Dad religiously bringing a broadsheet newspaper in with him to the toilet. What a way
"I remember the first porn website"
The team start this week’s episode exploring the crazy idea of discussing something serious - then accidentally end up doing just that! What highly intellectual, philosophical question do they grapple with in this bold new world? “Will AI get so sexy, humanity ends?”. Then the boat gets pushed out yet further. Joel runs a fashion show consisting of Producer Joe trying out clothes that Joel’s
BONUS: "Welcome to Hannah and Joel’s book club"
Joel has just filmed CBeebies bedtime stories. Iconic stuff (made so by the sultry voiced Tom Hardy). And, a lot harder than it looks, reading a book from start to finish with no mistakes. If you want to hear Mum and Dad’s most loved and hated kid’s books, look no further.Hannah also clocks just how embarrassed Wilde is going to be of Joel as he gets older. Secondary school will be killer - enjoy
"Sheffield is looking dicey"
Hannah reveals that she was a prefect at school. Oooooo. Goody two-shoes. Joel, on the other hand, didn’t take to academics quite as well. They decide that as long as Wilde is a combination of the best parts of both of them that he should be fine. Reckon Wilde gives prefect energy? Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit languag
Introducing Unlikely Friends - A brand new podcast! - Unlikely Friends
Hello you beauties! Because we know you love this podcast so much, we thought you might like this too.A brand new podcast from Leigh Francis, Emma Bunton, Jade Jones, and Jill Francis - where anything can (and probably will) happen!Each week, they’ll be taking topic suggestions from listeners and diving headfirst into whatever you want to hear about. From parenthood and fame to 90s fashion and col
BONUS: "It was a lot of leg"
If you’ve ever wanted an insight into Joel and Hannah’s social media algorithms, look no further. Carpentry, self-help medical info, leopard print coats - a rather heady mix. In fact, it sounds like social media has finally killed Joel’s attention span for good. Hannah’s painfully aware that everything distracts him nowadays! TVs, phones, women in booty shorts… Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagr
"I’m supposed to be the special one in my family"
Hannah’s ill again (shock, horror) and Wilde’s getting the blame. Grubby little angel. Also, Wilde's chosen “Dada” to sit next to him during their rapidly approaching 24-hour flight to Australia. May God be with Dada and all those sat within ear shot. And, Joel also recounts one of the craziest work days he’s ever had. It involved a brass band, some jockeys and a snotty helmet. Just get the p
BONUS: “Maybe we’re in a throuple”
In this week’s bonus episode Joel and Hannah tackle the biggest, most intellectual questions of the day, for example, will AI put nerds out of business? What’ll happen when they start inserting AI into sexy robot bodies? Producer Joe takes this newfound curiosity as an opportunity to introduce a new guest to the podcast… and his name ends with GPT.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEver
"Celebrities don’t eat croissants"
Real insider gossip this episode. Hannah reveals that she always brings croissants to her and Joel's mate's houses when they visit... No? Me neither. Joel’s convinced it's got everyone thinking they're weirdos. What’s worse, no one ever eats them. Perhaps stick to the more socially acceptable bottle of red and flowers? Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpod
BONUS: "Charlie Sheen looks better than you"
Joel’s fallen off his vitamin routine and Hannah is not impressed. Joel's absolutely not allowed to get ill. So, she concocts a devious but brilliant plan involving a running-pram to blackmail Joel into taking his multi-vits. We all have our weaknesses.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be
“Be more Mickey”
Joel recently met *actual* Mickey and Minnie Mouse and is rather excited about it. From all reports, Mickey’s an absolute gent. Joel then shares his first Disney character crush… but rather more importantly, Hannah specifies which muscular presenter she is going to require Joel to look like when he's 50. You won’t blame her.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpod
BONUS: "I don’t know if it’s weird for men to sit down to pee"
The team realise that they have no idea what the symptoms or causes of heartburn are. The common, yet mysterious, cousin of indigestion. Also, Joel and Hannah recently bumped into one of Joel’s ex-girlfriends at an event. She didn't stay to chat, but it reminded him of an extremely unhinged and stalky phone call from her jealous past lover. Sheesh.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEver
"You’re a gondola and I’m the stick"
Wilde’s just had his second birthday! Mum & Dad had the party at their place - Hannah made none of the party food herself and felt absolutely zero guilt about it. Love that for you queen. The main event was definitely the small herd of Shetland ponies Hannah and Joel hired to walk the kids round their garden. Jealous.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverp
BONUS: "Does it make you nervous that I could leave you?"
Still in bed, Joel & Hannah discuss what scares them, given that normal scary stuff seems to completely pass Joel by. Plus, all the details from the NTA's! Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
"Welcome to Joel Dommett's therapy session."
Every year (and you'll know this if you've been a NHIE listener for a while), Joel has 'the' week. During 'the' week, he has literally no time. Every single moment is accounted for and if anything goes wrong, it has a devastating knock on effect. He was BUSY this week. But did it go well? Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit
BONUS: "An absolute waste of £80."
The bonus episode the world has been waiting for. Joel and Hannah test out the previously-thought-not-to-have-been-invented-but-has-in-fact-been-invented, automated toothbrush! Wait, the title of this episode looks like a spoiler? Why would you think that?Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may
"Michelin star breadsticks."
Joel & Hannah took Wilde on his first proper holiday abroad this week! So how did it go and did he get on with the breadsticks? Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!
BONUS: “The Gong Show”
Joel and Hannah get a bit deep! They share some early career struggles and how they both did a classic “fake it ‘til you make it”. Turns out that actually works? Fast forward to now and Joel has played The Royal Albert Hall with none other than Mr Tumble. Transcendence. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult theme
“Hair, but A.I.”
Joel reveals his second piece of life-changing “I can’t believe this hasn’t been invented yet” technology - he’s onto a winner with this one. Hannah also reminds him of the time they had to take Wilde to work with them. Tricky for any parent - especially when the workplace is a festival, Mum’s got a speech on childcare to do (ironic), and Dad’s been sprung with a main-stage comedy performance.Emai
BONUS: “It’s 2025, why are we still brushing our teeth?”
Joel and Hannah took Wilde to “little-kickers” football - a first for all involved. Wilde didn’t have the right kit, and neither did Mum & Dad… but at least ChatGPT says Wilde is going to be tall enough to be a pro athlete! Also, Joel runs through some of the things that, in 2025, he can’t believe haven’t been invented yet. Plot twist: they have been.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram
"My friend is scared of mayonnaise."
A surprisingly educational conversation on health, fitness and supplements leads Hannah, naturally, to recount the time when Joel was the least physically impressive she’d ever seen him: when he came face to face with a big wasp. Or a “European hornet” as he insists. Joel and Hannah also learn some new fancy words that they definitely use correctly. Who wants to confluence later?Email: Hello@
BONUS: “Just crying in a field.”
Joel gets nostalgic as he recounts a weekend trip to his brother’s farm with Wilde… he may or may not have cried his eyes out while his brother drove them around in their Dad’s old tractor. Oh the memories! Also, Hannah is vindicated by Joel’s decision to get onto a new running programme - he’s finally realised that “elite” level running might not be for him.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram:
“The Over-40s Episode”
Joel’s not having a great week. Firstly there’s some medical treatments on the horizon, and then a misread email has lead to a minor breakdown. On the plus side, there’s lots going on in the garden… but have you heard about the spiders? Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable f
BONUS: “Lengthy dental routine”
There’s holiday logistic chat as Joel & Hannah try to weigh up (pun intended) how much luggage allowance they will need for their holiday. Is half a suitcase full of toiletries too much? Plus we glare into the back of Joel’s mouth and discuss his new dental regime. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult
“Hannah Cooper loves the Concept.”
Joel and Hannah discuss their recent trip to Wilderness Festival… but sometimes sleep comes first, especially when you're getting a lift home. Even more so when you think of what your health monitoring ring will tell you in the morning. Plus, with Joel hosting This Morning we get a peek behind the curtain and find out why it's always good to know who the camera's looking at. Email: Hello
BONUS: "Gagging on the hairdryer."
Joel and Hannah have been to the dentist…. But some enjoyed it more than others. Plus there’s plenty of food chat - have you ever had a burger named after you? Joel has… But why is he never allowed Pho again? Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for
"It's like a weird superpower!"
Joel is full of it this week. He didn't even know how much he was going to love seeing Oasis at Wembley... But he did. Plus, Red Hot Chili Peppers as you've never heard them and the reason Wilde is just like his father. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank
BONUS: "We're all awkward."
In an episode that was supposed to be recorded in the car, on the way home from Latitude (but wasn't), Joel & Hannah reflect on their very first live podcast record. How do they reckon it went?! Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Plea
LIVE AT LATITUDE!
On the 4th of April 2022, the first episode of Never Have I Ever finally got underway, once Joel had remembered to press record... 1,208 days later, Joel & Hannah took to the stage for a LIVE podcast at Latitude Festival! Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners
BONUS: "It's tomorrow!"
If you're ANYWHERE near Latitude Festival tomorrow at 6:00pm, you MUST come and see Joel & Hannah do Never Have I Ever LIVE, for the first time ever!! Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!
"We're doing our first live podcast!!"
OMG. NEWS. Press play and find out where Never Have I Ever will take place for the first time, with an audience!!! WOW. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star review!Please review Global's Privacy Policy
BONUS: "Craig David acknowledged me..."
Hannah is buzzing for this bonus... Find out to what degree Craig David 'acknowledged' her and why Joel is totally fine with it. Plus, Joel literally bumped into Sharleen Spiteri from Texas and had a classic Joel moment.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank
"Since you turned 40, I've been bossing it."
It's 'event' season... Which basically means that Joel is getting invited to loads of stuff, Hannah is having to stay at home and Joel feels a bit bad about it. At least he's done lots of fun stuff, but Hannah's still got a hand in the organising of it all.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may no
BONUS: "MOONSETS?!"
We all know about the sunset, don't we? It happens every day! But what about the moon? Where's the moon and who's asking??? Joel & Hannah, that's who. Find out about Day 2 in Ibiza and where it all ended up. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for li
"Oh no... Oh no..."
Joel delivered on his plans! At the end of last weeks episode, he said he'd go off and book a holiday for him and Hannah... Just like that. AND HE DID! But how did it go? Any adventures? Any nightmares? YES. Absolute nightmares.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listene
BONUS: "I don't want to go to the zoo on a heatwave."
Hannah is once again (because it happens every year) trying to persuade Joel to go on holiday. You know what he's like... He loves his work and he loves being at home. To Joel, a holiday is a chore, but Hannah NEEDS one. Can she convince him?Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable f
"Beauty spots are in!"
It was off to Royal Ascot with Joel & Hannah this week... Sure, they've done it before, but such is the nature of this podcast nowadays! Did Joel sort his outfit? Did Hannah, for that matter? Plus, which animals cock their legs to pee and do we all agree when it comes to strict parenting?Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit l
BONUS: "Who would you rather be?"
It's bonus time on NHIE and before long, it all gets competitive and Hannah is off out to conduct a poll on the public about who they'd rather be. Let's get into it.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thanks for listening. Please subscribe and leave a five star
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