M+G Readings
M+G Readings is a podcast by Gem, a self-described fake scouse hermit, who records fanfiction in her free time. The show is a way to give back to the fanfiction community, with all recordings done with authors' permission and no profit made. Everything is edited by Gem herself, often on sleepless nights, and no AI is used. It's a passion project dedicated to keeping fan content freely available.
Episodes
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 38
Update Feb 2026 : I'm two weeks late to the news, in truth I've been processing it since and grieving fictional characters. In short I'm absolutely gutted to find out about Lionheart and GT. This came right off my decision to end another project too.🧍♀️Whatever the case I hope GT is okay and wish them well in whatever they do.This podfic will remain as a tribute to the fic, although I will happil
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 37 - Part 2
gallbladder time, be back soon as I can x Me @ Hermione "YES QUEEN, GO OFF" 👏👏👏Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. If you're wondering why voices are weaker or have changed, I physically am unable to do them right now as I've got gallstones and the bile reflux is impeding my ability to use certain breathing techniques. It
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 37 - Part 1
Yeah, THAT particular moment absolutely creased me on my first read, there was no way I was able to deliver that with a straight face. 🤣Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. If you're wondering why voices are weaker or have changed, I physically am unable to do them right now as I've got gallstones and the bile reflux is im
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 36 - Part 2
"Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to?"🎵 I suppose not, no. Enjoy! I wasn't expecting to get this done so quickly but here we are. Before I'm yelled at for pushing it out so soon, this is actually a Frankenstein of an earlier attempt and re-recorded dialogue, so wasn't too much work. Cheers, past Gem.Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, a
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 36 - Part 1
Love you all ❤ I'll upload when I can for now. (Part 2 coming in a few days)Thanks again to the Arthur Archives ;) for voicing Arthur! And myself for the confidence of even attempting Mad Eye.Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free tim
The Voyeurs Wink by allofthelights11
Disclaimer; I was not well at all recording this but it was part of the Dramione Summer Vacation Collab Collection 2025, and I'm stubborn as an ox. Please excuse the deathbed rasp.This fic was written by allofthelights11, whom I've had the pleasure of working with previously for Look At Me. The beautiful cover art was drawn by papercranesandapples who is an amazingly talented fanartist. Th
Why Voldy Doesn't March Up to People's Doors, by AsILayDying
I came across this fic randomly and it made me snort juice up my nose and ruined my keyboard, hope you enjoy! I'm still ill and will be for a long time so hope my performance isn't too jarring but I don't want to stop recording, it's literally all I'm able to do while I wait for surgery. Summary: Sirius said to Harry in the fifth book that Voldemort doesn't march up people&
Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 5 - END
🤗 "And if you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment the podficcers heart breaks in half!" Thanks so much for listening and remember, I'm just the messenger 😘 go yell your appreciation at the author on AO3!I'll see you for the next podfic! (which will be a HEA!)TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!Link to fic: https://ar
Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 4
It's a bit late because I was in A&E with suspected gallstones last week and then rotted on Mario Kart while recovering from a flare up.😅 One day we'll have normal updates and it won't all be doom and gloom, I swear.TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542 Sum
Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 3
Biiiig thank you to @Lispodfics for voicing Jean Granger and not taking offence when I said she was the perfect middle class mum 😂TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542 Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her fr
Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 2
Early upload because I'm busy this weekend! Apologies I recorded this the day after an adjustment so sharp F's and S's make a return.Thanks so much to my bestie @NoxTalesPodfics for voicing the Welsh healer 🥰. TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this NOT a HEA!Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542 Summary: Years after the
Glitch by gm_flowers, Chapter 1
TW: mentions of infertility/struggling to conceive. I should also warn you this not a HEA!Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48931603/chapters/123443542 Summary: Years after the war, Hermione is finally happy. She has an amazing job as an Unspeakable. Her friends are all doing well. Almost every stray Death Eater has been caught. And she has been married to Ron Weasley for five years.E
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 35
Thanks again to the Arthur Archives ;) for voicing Arthur! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially i
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 34 - Part 2
Put my all into making it feel like you're actually at the Quidditch Cup, hope you enjoy! Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unn
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 34 - Part 1
So many cameos this episode, @thedramionearchives featured as Arthur Weasley, @mangotart voiced the Italian sister for me because my northern tongue went all Sean Bean, and @iggygiraffe was the cheeky vendor trying to fleece Draco. Apologies for the dryness to voice, hayfever season is once more upon us, and I at the very least ATTEMPTED an Irish accent for Seamus (I've been practicing) 😅Disclaime
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 33
This took awhile to record because of a dentist appointment I dreaded (tends to paralyse me out of fear) and then Audacity closed itself, causing me to lose a lot of work. Hope it doesn't sound too rough, voice is deeper in the mornings 💀Oh and the gnome scene was inspired by the PS1 mini game😂 I used to love yeeting those little shits Thanks to @thedramionearchives for voicing Arthur! ♥ go ch
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 32
Been looking forward to this one, it's chaotic at The Burrow 😏 As you can see, it's the whole chapter because there wasn't a good natural stopping point. 🤗Thanks to @thedramionearchives for voicing Arthur! ♥ go check her out she's amazeballs.Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understand
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 31
And here...we...GO!Disclaimer: Any negative comments regarding my voice, performance, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding. I am NOT a professional voice actor and spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. If I get a line wrong, I'll be keeping them in if they went unnoticed during editing, especially in the current AI filled climate. I am hu
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 30 - Part 2
Oh hey, it's my new crispy mic's debut!
And with a heavy heart we say goodbye to my favourite year in the HP universe! But hey, next up is the hormones arc.
Disclaimer: I am NOT a professional voice actor and I spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. Any negative comments regarding my voice, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding.
Link
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 30 - Part 1
Oh we are so back, will try to get Part 2 done asap but I'm on the arse end of a really persistent chest infection.
Disclaimer: I am NOT a professional voice actor and I spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. Any negative comments regarding my voice, accent, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding.
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/413
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 29 - Part 2
This chapter has one of my favourite endings to a chapter ever.
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
Disclaimer: I am NOT a professional voice actor and I spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. Any negative comments regarding my voice, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding.
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 29 - Part 1
Rated E for Everyone loves werewolf and horror sound effects.
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
Disclaimer: I am NOT a professional voice actor and I spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. Any negative comments regarding my voice, or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding.
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 28 - Part 2
:) enjoy
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
Disclaimer: I am NOT a professional voice actor and I spend my free time making these for your enjoyment. Any negative comments regarding my voice or the sound effects will be deleted. Thank you for your understanding.
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 28 - Part 1
This chapter was so much fun! We had some technical difficulties and it resulted in me having to re-record it all.
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 27 - Part 2
Got a little bit trigger happy with the Quidditch match sounds because I didn't just want Hoochy blowing her whistle constantly, which is my new OTP.
Also there's a line that sends me everytime I read it, over ten takes later I decided to just leave me laughing in.
This concludes Chapter 27 😘
Rated explicit for a swear, thanks Draco.
Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4135475
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 27 - Part 1
Blown away by all the lovely messages of support in this decision, thanks again everyone! Was able to record this during lunch 😏 Apologies for the AWFUL McGonagall, I just can't. 😂 Is she Scottish? Is she Irish? Apparently she’s both!Link to ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/111851080
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 26
Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.
Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.
Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/10929957
Song samples used:
Echo and the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon ( ♥ )
Chopin - Nocture in C Minor.
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 25
Cannot cope in this current heat. 😒
Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.
Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.
Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/10929957
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 24
Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.
Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.
Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/109299574
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 23
Heatwave is dehydrating me something rotten, apologies if my voice is a bit dry. It's out of my control.😢
Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.
Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.
Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/109299574
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 22
Many Christmas classics were sampled for this episode, enjoy the Christmas party! Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/109299574
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 21
Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.
Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.
Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/109299574
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 20
Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.
Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.
Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/109299574
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 19
Disclaimer: Sorry folks, hay fever season is here (you're gonna see this disclaimer for a few months honestly.) voice might be a bit scratchy and my throat was killing me doing re-takes. But it's this or wait another two weeks. 🤷♀️
Additional disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.
Summary:
How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 18
Disclaimer: There may be mouth sounds and inconsistent voices in this one, sorry folks, hay fever season struck and my throat was killing me doing re-takes. But it's this or wait another two weeks.
Songs sampled -
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter. (I was a bit nervous using these so the clips are short 😔)
Summary:
How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 17
We're back 😎 thanks for your well wishes.
Summary:
How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.
Song samples used:
Everlong - Foo Fighters
Panic - The Smiths
and a bunch of royalty free sound effects from Youtube.
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 16
And that's the end of Year 2 😎 Thanks for listening!Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/103699902
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 15
This chapter was out to get me. Hagrid and butchering French, along with a broken pop filter...😂😢Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/103699902
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 14
This one hurt...Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/103699902
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 13
I've all but given up on McGonagall's voice, I'm sorry 😂 enjoy all the cool sfx though.😏Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/103699902
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 12
Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/103699902
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 11
I know I've been saying Samhain wrong. Googled it and regretting the curiosity. 🤣Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/103699902
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 10
A big thank you to Paper Crane Audiobooks for her help voicing a certain lively firstie. I'm too introverted for that role.Link to her podfic channel here, she's a wonderful narrator and is currently uploading Amor Vincit Omnia.https://open.spotify.com/show/6XDK6Y4IcKF6MS78GfUTRd?si=885e8ef2171e4de7 Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Summary: How Draco Malfoy met
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 9
Song sampled - Shout by Tears for FearsDisclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a war, and ended one.Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41354757/chapters/103699902
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 8
Update March 2025: Book 1 of Lionheart has been updated to include sound effects all the way through, this is to make the experience more cohesive with the rest of the podfic. (I didn't know what I was doing when I started out and learned a lot as we went.) Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Song sampled, White Wedding - Billy Idol (It had to be done really , didn'
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 7
Update March 2025: Book 1 of Lionheart has been updated to include sound effects all the way through, this is to make the experience more cohesive with the rest of the podfic. (I didn't know what I was doing when I started out and learned a lot as we went.) Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Song used: How Soon is Now? - The SmithsSummary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 6
Update March 2025: Book 1 of Lionheart has been updated to include sound effects all the way through, this is to make the experience more cohesive with the rest of the podfic. (I didn't know what I was doing when I started out and learned a lot as we went.) Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Song sampled: Th
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 5
Update March 2025: Book 1 of Lionheart has been updated to include sound effects all the way through, this is to make the experience more cohesive with the rest of the podfic. (I didn't know what I was doing when I started out and learned a lot as we went.) Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Enjoy :)Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, sta
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 4
Update March 2025: Book 1 of Lionheart has been updated to include sound effects all the way through, this is to make the experience more cohesive with the rest of the podfic. (I didn't know what I was doing when I started out and learned a lot as we went.) Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a w
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 3
Update March 2025: Book 1 of Lionheart has been updated to include sound effects all the way through, this is to make the experience more cohesive with the rest of the podfic. (I didn't know what I was doing when I started out and learned a lot as we went.) Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Summary: How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a w
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 2
Update March 2025: Book 1 of Lionheart has been updated to include sound effects all the way through, this is to make the experience more cohesive with the rest of the podfic. (I didn't know what I was doing when I started out and learned a lot as we went.) Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Summary:How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a wa
Lionheart by greenteacup, Chapter 1 - A Dramione Fanfiction
Update March 2025: Book 1 of Lionheart has been updated to include sound effects all the way through, this is to make the experience more cohesive with the rest of the podfic. (I didn't know what I was doing when I started out and learned a lot as we went.) Disclaimer: I do this for free and am not a paid voice actor.Summary:How Draco Malfoy met a girl on a train, ruined his life, started a wa
Cursed by Lucid, Chapter 6 ENDING
Cursed by Lucid on a03
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30547425/chapters/75342315
Summary:
After a Quidditch injury goes awry Draco Malfoy can't get Hermione Granger off of his mind. Convinced he has been cursed, he will go to any length to break it. Hermione, on the other hand, is simply enjoying the show.
Cursed by Lucid, Chapter 5
Cursed by Lucid on a03
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30547425/chapters/75342315
Summary:
After a Quidditch injury goes awry Draco Malfoy can't get Hermione Granger off of his mind. Convinced he has been cursed, he will go to any length to break it. Hermione, on the other hand, is simply enjoying the show.
Cursed by Lucid, Chapter 4
Cursed by Lucid on a03
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30547425/chapters/75342315
Summary:
After a Quidditch injury goes awry Draco Malfoy can't get Hermione Granger off of his mind. Convinced he has been cursed, he will go to any length to break it. Hermione, on the other hand, is simply enjoying the show.
Cursed by Lucid, Chapter 3
Cursed by Lucid on a03
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30547425/chapters/75342315
Summary:
After a Quidditch injury goes awry Draco Malfoy can't get Hermione Granger off of his mind. Convinced he has been cursed, he will go to any length to break it. Hermione, on the other hand, is simply enjoying the show.
Cursed by Lucid, Chapter 2
Cursed by Lucid on a03
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30547425/chapters/75342315
Summary:
After a Quidditch injury goes awry Draco Malfoy can't get Hermione Granger off of his mind. Convinced he has been cursed, he will go to any length to break it. Hermione, on the other hand, is simply enjoying the show.
Cursed by Lucid, Chapter 1
M+G Readings presents: Cursed by Lucid on ao3.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30547425/chapters/75342315
Summary:
After a Quidditch injury goes awry Draco Malfoy can't get Hermione Granger off of his mind. Convinced he has been cursed, he will go to any length to break it. Hermione, on the other hand, is simply enjoying the show.
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