Talk Amongst Yourselves
Kev and Flowz host a light-hearted but sceptical and cynical look at the world and everything happening in it. Rather than trying to fix the world's problems, they offer irreverent commentary and judge the mess around them. The show blends casual conversation with sharp opinions on current events and everyday absurdities.
Episodes
Where's His Nose?
Back again sorry for the delay we were sidetracked by a small case of "none of your business!"To make up for it this episode is extra funny, We've got Kev's Facebook Marketplace drama, running a racket in Chinatown and the one subject we swear we'd never touch again...the Drumpf.Also we search for the answer to the question "Do Terminators have Dicks?"
We're with you...from a distance
Guess who's back?!We're back and what better way to remind you how it all began with a little game called...That's Lockdown!But that's not all, in this fraught age of cancellation and condemnation we have to decide who we stand with; Kanye West? Tracy Morgan? Jimmy Carr?!?!Finally we've got loads of random stuff for you (just how you like it!), including a lesson in capitalism
Siuuuuusan!
First the bombshell...this will be our last episode. It's been a good run but it has to come to an end. So long and thanks for all the fish.Join us as we finished least round, talking about Elongated Muskrat vs Tonald Drump, racism in rural areas and someone's nan putting it top bins at Wembley...it's been a pleasure
Yeah but... gay
So many idiots so little time! This episode we discuss melted Seth MacFarlane doll Charlie Kirk; people complaining about race not being mentioned...and then complaining about it being mentioned in the aftermath of the Liverpool attack; whether politics count as juicy gossip and what the f**K is Pre-K and why it's so stupid
The Lungs of an Astronaut
We've got so much for you this week! from lighter vibes like the 100 men vs a gorilla debate and cemetery open days, to more serious fare; how mysogynoir affects black women's outlook and Ian Wright in women's football.
And of course we have to get to the heart of a real issue...which day of the week is the best? Bon appetit!
MAYBE You Get Space Herpes
Katy Perry is in space!!! Oh, wait no she's back already. This week we're talking about what heaven really looks like, if we'd go to Jurassic Park if someone got eaten, how long we'd stay in space for and whether or not it's cooler to die on your birthday?
The Enola Homosexual
Bad audio this week as one mic didn't work...apologies!
Hiroshima was woke!! Get rid of the Enola Gay. Aside from Trump's overzealous DEI gaffes we're talking adding journalists to the secret war chats, Prague stealing shared history for it's museum and TikTok morning routines!
Double Down Donald
THEY'RE MAKING MICE TRANSGENDER!! Actually, they're not and even if they were...it's science, we're sure there's a reason! Also BSL used to be hella racist and maybe kidnapping people and forcing them to do racism awareness courses is the way forward...?
Cukholdeeznuts!!
The question this week; Is Diddy worse than Bin Laden? Ask his lawyer! Speaking of Bin Laden why are the Taliban doing PR apologies? Also we don't want stats from wrestling and Kev finally learns what a cuck is
The Ballad of Johnny Chopoffdix
Join Flowz and Stopwatch (Kev's new nickname) this week for visits to Edinburgh, thoughts on the Superbowl, Kendrick's lack of DEI and how America's farmers are suffering from FAFO (F around and find Out). Oh and the scariest two sentence horror story of all time The Ballad of Johnny Chopoffdix!!
Gareth Glitter, James Saville, Rolfington Harris
Kev's got a new nickname! But that's not all; bus drivers don't understand bus stops, you can't accidentally do a Nazi salute and why doesn't Stopwatch (that's the nickname!) like Lola Young?
New Year... Now What??
We're baaaaaaaack! Straight into it this episode, we're talking LA fires, the BRUV party, embarrassing yourself already in 2025 and when you're supposed to queue. Plus the time Flowz tried to...steal a bus? It's gonna be a good year!
Welcome to 2925: Show Me Those Alien Genitals
New year, new pod!! Probably not but it sounds good to say though. Join us as we ponder what 2025 has in store for us and make a few predictions!
2024 Wrap Up: Dr. Probably Not
As the year comes to an end we give you an episode totally not recorded a month ago, going over the highs and lows of 2024!
Stop! Stop! They're already Fascist!
It's nearly Christmas time and what better way to celebrate than working out how far along to fascism America is? Or the new parliamentary bill to legalise assisted dying? Or the fact that most of the right wing Reform lot don't know the actual history of their country? Luckily we've got all this and more!!
Simply Having A Christmastime
EVERYTHING IS AWFUL!! Maybe or maybe not we'll see but it certainly feels bleak! We're looking at the crap over in America, how it might affect the UK and why fuck around and find out isn't antisemitic!
Went for Antony Davis. Got Paul Lucas
Well, what we got this week? Should fireworks be banned? What happened to Dwayne Wade's statue?What exactly is time? And why do people keep falling for the "Tommy Robinson" grifts...this time to the time of nearly £100k!!
She Went Radio Rental
Everyone's out of their minds!! From tech bros to conspiracy theorists by way of parricidists (you get 10 if you can tell us what that means!)
In our latest episode we're talking about fake robots, bad buses, why conspiracy theorists are ignoring the actual conspiracies, pondering Diddy's accomplices and the unsettling case of Virginia McCullough.
And we haven't even mentioned our brand new segm
Silence of the Yams
Are the yams still screaming Clarice? This episode we look at many many... many ramblings of Donny Trump, the embarrassment of eye exams and the weird nightlife of Berlin. Why? Because why not?!
Diddy? He Did
Welcome to the sexial deviant episode, this week we're discussing Trump assassinations, Jermaine Jeans filth and the absolute black hole of depravity that is P Diddly (yes you read that right).
Plus what the hell's up with standing ovations and wjy are Ant and Dec winning NTA Awards. All this and more!
Also, the last five minutes didn't record so unfortunately you missed some absolut
The Era of Realisation
We're getting old...well actually we're not you are! This episode we're discussing when you stop aging in your head, Elon Musk panicking about his Brazilian problem, and why some Americans don't know the difference between an infinite money glitch and... FRAUD!
Operation Chewtree
We almost couldn't go through with this episode this week, the news of Tommy Fury and Molly Mae's breakup but is hard...but we soldiered on; it's what she would have wanted.
This time around we're talking about childhood sweets, Turkish teeth and the fact the UK govt might be hiding a cannibalism epidemic!
Plus, Kev brings us his most boomer complaints...enjoy!
2 Dark, Far 2 Dark
This episode's a riot!! Starting off with speaking things to existence...is it real? Then it's onto the Olympics; some of the major moments and we ask the question "what event could you do?". Then finally it's the subject on everyone's lips; the far riots! Including a top ten best moments (number one will shock you!). Bon appetit!
Chernobyl Type Aura
Assassination attempts, Alzheimer's and a**holes, we got it all this episode.
We look at the attempted assassination of Donald Trump and the conspiracies that come with it. Then Biden stepped down, but what's really happening with him, and why's Nigel Farage sticking his nose in and adding (more) racism to the mix.
And on a more personal note we talk not giving up seats on the tube train, entitl
We called a spade a spade... literally
Where do we start? We've got fake Reform politicians, Hawk Tuah life choices, election oddbins and racist horse noises!
Bishops Stortford Mafia
Well well well what's going on this week? We've got frisky prison guards, pre-nup problems and a Holly Willoughby kidnap plot!! Get stuck in!
It Is I, Touchy McFeely
It's coming home!! The pod that is; we're back and ready to rumble. This episode it's all about awful egg puns, our horrible political options, and the unhinged nature of Swifties!
Rishi Sunak Is a Prick
Is calling someone a prick slander? Not if it's the prime minister - straight facts son!
We're talking ruining legacies, national service, Genny Lex's and Israel/Palestine shenanigans (light stuff)
plus your usual helpings of some juicy gossip goodness + many more
enjoy
PS apologies for the lateness
Hating to Exhale
Back in the room (with much better mics!). This week it's about the world's biggest rap beef, bus drivers getting lost and why there's less sex in movies (is it a good thing?)!
#NotAllBears
We're back!! As promised here's an early episode! This week we're talking about someone doing a racism on Flowz, Juicy Gossip on FB, Public proposals and the all important question, Man or Bear?!
First Quarter Recap
Remember when sitcoms would do clip episodes? Remember how bad they were? Just awful. Anyway on a totally unrelated note we couldn't record this week so here's some HIGHLIGHTS (not clips!) from the year so far. We'll be back with an episode next week!
They're Both Illegal. They're Not The Same
This week we're back with more weird Facebook rants, shampoo endorsed by a bald celebrity, the evils of Nickelodeon and...comparing sex crimes to illegal streams?
Your Carbon Emissions or Your Life!
Stand and deliver!! This week we ask the question "has twitter reached critical mass?"; "how woke can a flag be?"; "Is J Lo the new Madonna?", and we disucss the greatest love story of all time...The Highwayman
Dingleberries, If You Will
What word describes something sad that doesn't make you sad? Who's the most racist character in Hollywood? And what the hell happened to Catherine Jennifer Middleton?!?! Find all the answers in this week's episode!!
Milkjug P*nis
We're doing accents this week but just while we talk about how jaded the world makes you, why we could never be doctors and how Liz Truss is the new Donald Trump!! And remember, your chances of being killed by a duck are low... but never zero
The Coke We Serve is Neil Buchanan
Haha, you've been Buchananed! This week we talk Superbowl ads, cancerous kings, poorly princes, making brands verbs and much much more!! Neiled it!
Hello? It's Me, The Cenotaph!
TEN-HUT!! It's all out war this episode as we go at dirty street vendors, twitter racists supporting paedophiles and...who should be doing OnlyFans? Plus, Sir Patrick wants us to join the army, will you heed the call? Oorah!!
It Was a Non Molestation Order!!!
We're back for 2024!!! New year, new pod... or whatever. We've got new year's resolutions, 2024 predictions, a thrilling facebook encounter with someone called Zeberdee (?) and much much more
enjoy
W*nking. Getting Caught. Bitcoin
The end is nigh!! The end of 2023 that is and this is our last episode of the year. So what have we got? There's Universal Basic Income and the new class divide, the decline of I'm a Celebrity, censoring Prodigy, 80s commercialism and much much more. Merry Christmas!
T4 Remembrance Weekender
Howdy! Did everyone enjoy the T4 Rembrance Weekender? Well now you can come join us and talk about protests, counter protests, Suella getting fired twice and the grim reality of reality TV
The Golden Throat Awards
Who's ready for this week?! Join us as we talk the organised crime of shoplifting, living until 120 and...could you eat 48 of anything? Let's gooooooo!!
Je Suis Légende
Gettin' jiggy wid it!! So what's on the agenda for this week's episode? We explain why Hitler's a d*ckhead (aside from all the Nazi stuff); Australia's racism; Israel, Palestine and...Russia? And the biggest villain of them all: Jada Pinkett-Smith!
I Know Jafar, He's a Good Man
And we're back! We missed last week and we know you missed us. So this week we've got it all...Terrible Tories, shitty football attitudes, Cruella Braverman and life's most important question...is RoboCop a zombie?
Tomorrow's Chip Paper (Russell Brand Special)
SURPRISE!! It's another surprise episode and we're talking about none other than Russell Edward Brand... join us!
The Last Train to Reincarnation
Nama-slay! We don't know why we did that...but let's forget it and concentrate on this week. We run the rule on Daniel Khalife, Ashton and Mila, Alan "Booger" Sugar and what lays beyond the ice wall!
From K Pop to the KKK
Here we go again!! This week it's all about rotten Rubiales, Chocolate cake drama, the definition of K-Pop and...is America the WORLD?
Steven SeGaldem
We had to record early this week so no real news, you'll just have to settle for musical movie stars, dwarf-based debates and good old fashioned Elon slander. Plus Mwrong'un in the Media and Faith-based film reviews! Bon appetit
Sex, Sharks & Nazis
This week we're talking NPC fetishes, Twitter's terrible name change and asking the all important question...are oompa loompas dwarves?
Benjamin Mendys of the fish world
Howdy! We're back again...it's only been four days but we know you missed us!
Of course we'll talk Barbie and Oppenheimer (we have to), but we've also got Benjamin Mendy fallout, the best animals to make extinct and films God would NOT like!
Huw-ge News!!!
Huw-ge News!!! Seeing as all the big stories seem to fall on the week we're not recording we thought we owed it to you awesome people to provide you with a bonus episode
We're talking about none other than the HUW-ge (we're gonna keep doing it) revelation that was revealed this past week about yet another bbc employee not being able to keep his pants up - somehow we talk about it by t
Who's the dick with the tick?
We're back to our favourite subject this week...a mess of the US; we've got LGBTQ laws, Twitter twattiness and way too many UFO sightings, mixed with a little submersible action on the side!
Pig Dick Johnson
Another day, another episode of pure pod! This week we're talking early learning strippers, Boris Johnson and his curly todger and the worst "can I have that back" situation ever! Tally ho!
Silver Haired Kiddy Diddler
How doooo. This week we’re discussing what’s better: “no I’ve got a gf” or “sorry I’ve got a gf”. Also. We’re calling out old tv personalities cos sooner or later they’ll be the next Phillip Schofield. Mark my words!!
He Chris Benoit-ed it!
This Morning...whoops Good Morning! This week we talk Schofield, young farmers, Poo-ella Braverman and a great game called "Guess the Murderer?"!
The Devil's Glove
Bonjour! Keeping it light this week and looking back on a day we'll never remember, King Charles' coronation. Flowz rants about dog people and together we come up with maybe the greatest idea the country has ever seen...the Chinese Takeaway Championships!!
Señor Strong
So what's on our agenda this week? Let's see, let's see; Paul McCartney conspiracies, King Charles' sausage fingers, the Coronation and Americans shooting people for *checks notes* ringing the wrong doorbell?!?!
Absolute Chagrins, Bruv!
We're back!! Been a long time, shouldn't have left you...but we did. We'll tell you why in the episode, along with all sorts of other poddy goodness!!
Hitler got me into it - With special Guest Goattmeall
Shortest. Hiatus. Ever!!! We’re semi back this week with special guest tik tokker, political commentator, stand up comedian Aydan Banks aka Goattmeall. We’re talking Gary lineker and the BBC, faux pas(es?) that always stay with you and Kev preaches his distain for social media on someone new 🙄. We’re not all the way back yet, but we will be soon!
The 4 Horsemen of the Nicepocalypse
Okay yeah we missed last week, but we're back now and that's all that matters!! This week we look at the literary legacy of Roald Dahl, the hard launch of Madeline McCann's comeback and how America is toxic... literally toxic. Oh, and Mr. Rogers is a transphobe, so there's that.
Watch out, Glitter's in there...
It's a doozy of a week this week! From Glitter to Greenwood, and an LGBTQ parade we didn't even have time for WSMS...maybe we'll get to it next week!
Nadhim the Merciless
We're back and things are especially terrible this week! We've got corrupt Tory ministers and brutal police murders all the way through to racist refugees and a new dance called...the COVID shake? Have at it!
Consider me educated (with special guest Femi Oluwole)
We teamed up with political commentator and gammon irritator Femi Oluwole (aka Femi_sorry) to talk a whole host of topics including Brexit, nationalisation, the state of Britain and getting your Wordle on the first try!! A guest...who do we think we are?!
Aryan Of The Month
We're back baby!! Kicking it off strong with the latest Harry and Meghan dramas, football fiascos and those all important new year's resolutions...ghost hunting, anyone?
The Final Clip
One final roundup before we're back to business! Enjoy some of our best bits and we'll see you next week!!
Now That's What I call Podding 22 (Disc 2)
We'll be back on Jan 17th to fill your ears with all the good stuff! Until then enjoy some of the best bits from 2022 like the Dictator's Offenders Register, staring without consent, the magic of teleportation and of course...is God a dick? All that and more! Enjoy!
Now That's What I call Podding 22 (Disc 1)
Merry Christmas, you pod-loving weirdos! We'll be back with new episodes in a couple of weeks but for now, have a listen to some of our best bits of 2022! Remmeber Shmursday? The Thanos of knife crime? The Tampa Bay Adulterers? Well, it doesn't matter if you do cos the gang's all here!
Where's Timmy Mallet?
It's our last episode of the year (don't worry we've got something planned for next week!). This week's episode got cut short by security kicking us out of the building but before that we've got a host of Would You Rathers, pornographic pens, upbeat reggae and the shithouse that is Jeremy Clarkson!
Denise Rodham
We've put timestamps so you know exactly where the goodness is! So what have we got this week? Glad you asked, we got Monstrous Michelle Mone and her PPE fraud (I think we have to say allegedly), Sadiq Khan is helping homeless people in London, Brittney Griner got traded from the Russians to the US and, according to WSMS, apparently it's time to start eating people? No it's not sexual... • MORAL D
CrunkMonks.com
This week we've got it all! Monks on meth! Insidious Incels! Box office bombs and the age old question, "where are you REALLY from?" Oh, and we're drinking Pilk too!
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Tik Tok
Well what can we say about this week's episode? Balenciaga and TikTok are involved in some underage nefariousness, the London Fire Brigade might be dicks and a time traveller told us who won the World Cup!
She's The Old Needle & Thread
Football fever grips the nation! Well it's more of a slight cold, but we'll be talking about all the furore surrounding FIFA, some serious allegations against Seth MacFarlane, gays fighting gunmen and a cheating rag doll?!?!
Basic Bitch Billionaires
Where do we start this week? Mr Siuuuu himself Ronaldo has got himself into hot water; Matt Cockhans is trying to win our forgiveness with reality TV; apparently you can leave jail and be a good person: Joe Lycett has made David Beckham an offer...will he refuse and Jeff Bezos is giving away $124 billion, what would YOU do with it? Oh, and stop licking frogs
Cameroon Diaz
Alright, alright, alright!! We're back on Musk watch, as we watch him captain the Twit-tanic straight into the iceberg; then it's off to Qatar to talk about how amazingly perfect they are to host a World Cup (we may have been paid to say that). Also, perverts are pretending to be trans according to one organisation, is it true? Finally we discuss the only white left in the soft play. So why don't
Johnstone's Paint Trophy Religions
There's always news happening but this week we've boiled it down to...Musk ruins Twitter and the hole in the Ozone Layer is closing, by way of nostalgia, B-list religions, pervy PE teachers and patball!
This is not a Sandwich
It's the latest episode of Great Britain and the plot is a mess! Plus James Corden is horrible, climate activists are... inscrutable and they're stealing kidneys in exchange for butts; BIG ONES!!
He's a Bi-racial Angel
This week we talk about the horror that is Lisa Letby, Kanye's point of no return, getting old and the answer to the question... what is god's gender?
The Chemighoul
It's a good'un this week; is GBBO racist? Maybe. Was Bo Selecta racist? Probably. Are Flowz and Kev writing a horror movie set in a caravan? Definitely!!
The Legend of Shoe Door
Last week we did our best...this week is better! Come with us as we delve deep into Virgin's gender identity policy, the resilience of Gen Z, NASA's giant shoe and the politics of splitting a takeaway!
We Did Our Best
So, it's an episode but it's not really an episode. But...we did our best; we're just normal, innocent men! This week we talk crackhead couples, secret cinemas and the tribulations of Adam Levine! We did our best!
It's what she would've wanted
The Queen is dead and that's about it, so that's what we're gonna talk about. Oh, and people are being mad racist about Halle Bailey in Little Mermaid. Oh, and a guy with an axe. But honestly that's it. It's mostly Queen stuff. It's what she would've wanted...
