Devils in the Box - A Manchester United Podcast
Devils in the Box is a podcast dedicated to Manchester United Football Club, offering weekly coverage of news, controversies, and memorable moments. Hosted by Joe, an aspiring journalist and self-proclaimed Vimto enthusiast, the show is produced by Spectral Productions. Despite the abundance of Manchester United podcasts, this one aims to provide a unique perspective on the club.
Episodes
Leeds (A) | Elland Road Despair & Carrick Clock Ticking
This week, we are picking up the pieces from another deeply frustrating, stale 1-1 draw away against Leeds United at Elland Road. Joe gets straight into a gruelling post-match autopsy, dissecting a lifeless performance where Manchester United were once again out of ideas and completely devoid of creativity against our bitter rivals. We analyse why the attacking transition has gone entirely flat an
A. Madrid (A) | Poor again & Licha calls out Wilcox!
This week, we are reacting to another painful night on the continent as Manchester United fall to a dismal defeat against Atletico Madrid. Joe breaks down a toothless performance, analysing the sloppy goals conceded and the complete lack of fight across the pitch. We also rage at the outrageously harsh red card handed to Leny Yoro that completely buried any chance of a late turnaround.However, the
Spurs (A) | 2 Points lost to 10 men again!
This week, we are dropping an emotional, heavy reaction episode after dropping two vital points at Old Trafford against a 10-man Tottenham side. Joe voices his reluctant doubts over Michael Carrick's future, breaking down a deeply alarming performance defined by poor ball control, shocking decision-making, and a total lack of fight when out of possession. We examine the recurring theme of drea
The 40-Page Disgrace & Preview of Spurs
This week, we are back from a long, explosive international break and ready to get back to business at Old Trafford. Joe previews our massive upcoming clash against Tottenham Hotspur, breaking down exactly how Michael Carrick’s men can exploit Spurs' energy and chaotic seasonal start to take all three points.But the real story of the week is off the pitch. The verdict we have all been waiting
REACTION: CITY ARE FOUND GUILTY!
This week, we are dropping an emergency reaction episode to process the biggest, most disgraceful scandal in Premier League history. After years of waiting, the verdict is finally in: an independent panel has judged Manchester City guilty on 114 out of 115 charges for breaching financial regulations between 2009 and 2018. Joe jumps straight on the mic to rant about the sheer scale of the cheating—
SPECIAL: Reflecting on INEOS – Rebuilding or Ruining United?
This week, we are dropping a special deep-dive episode putting INEOS's ownership and control completely under the microscope. Can they actually bring Manchester United back to the top, or is the club rotting from the inside out? Joe breaks down the absolute highs and the very dark lows of the Ratcliffe era so far. We start with the positives, praising a much-needed overhaul in recruitment wher
Fulham (A) | Stale at Crave Cottage
This week, we are dropping a short reaction episode to process a completely uninspiring draw against Fulham at Craven Cottage today. Thank God for the international break because United is not a positive watch right now.Joe jumps on the mic to break down exactly why United looked so incredibly predictable from the first whistle, dissecting the agonizingly slow build-up play every single time we tr
BREAKING: JJ GABRIEL HAS ASKED TO LEAVE
This week, we are dropping a special emergency reaction episode because absolute shockwaves have just hit Carrington. Reports from Matt Law, Laurie Whitwell, and others have confirmed our worst nightmare: academy wonderkid JJ Gabriel has formally asked to leave Manchester United and have his contract cancelled immediately. This shocking news has put a massive damper on the entire club just as we w
Man City (H) | PGMOL Disaster kills 3 points
This week, we are picking up the pieces from a deeply infuriating derby defeat to a 10-man Manchester City at Old Trafford. After Phil Foden saw red in the 23rd minute for violent conduct against Bruno Fernandes, the stage was set for United to take total control. Instead, Joe dissects a toothless, frustrating performance where the boys completely lacked a sharp edge and failed to capitalise on th
Sabah (H) | Routine stuff to ease the worries
This week, we are riding high after a massive 4-0 victory at Old Trafford to kick off our Champions League campaign against Sabah FK. We break down how Michael Carrick's side ended a 1016-day European goal drought in style, dissecting the superb goals from Matheus Cunha, Bruno Fernandes, and Benjamin Šeško before halftime. With Lisandro Martínez grabbing a fourth and Joshua Zirkzee looking sharp o
Everton (A) | 96" Dagger from the Toffees at the death
This week, we are reacting to a deeply frustrating 2-2 draw away at Everton. Going from a 5-2 high-scoring fest at home against Ipswich to dropping points on Merseyside within a week is peak Manchester United. We break down the shockingly poor game management in the dying moments, analysing exactly how we let Ainsley Maitland-Niles snatch two points from us at the absolute death with a 96th-minute
How do we rate United's summer business?
This week, we are pulling apart a massive 2026 summer transfer window and giving INEOS our final grade. From analysing the new midfield engine room built on the arrivals of Carlos Baleba, Andrey Santos, and Youri Tielemans, to tracking Carrington wonderkids like Chido Obi heading out for vital loan minutes, we cover it all. We also break down the ruthless squad clearout, say our goodbyes to Rasmus
Devils in the Box - Trailer
Welcome to Devils in the Box! 🔴If you are looking for a Manchester United podcast that perfectly balances academic insight with raw, unfiltered fan emotion, you are in the exact right place.Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot—Devils in the Box cuts through the noise of the modern football new
Ipswich (H) | Bruno's Hattrick & a new guest!
After the nightmare at Hull City, Manchester United returned to Old Trafford and delivered a chaotic, thrilling 5-2 victory over Ipswich Town. In this massive reaction episode, Joe is joined by the podcast's very first guest, James, to break down a game of two halves!We start by analysing the dismal opening 40 minutes that saw United fall behind to a Leif Davis strike, before unpacking the absolut
IT'S OFFICIAL! Carlos Baleba Signs For United! (+Bruno Praise!)
In this massive episode, Joe reacts to the official announcement that Manchester United have signed 22-year-old powerhouse Carlos Baleba from Brighton in a £70m deal.With the midfield finally sorted, we look ahead to the final week of the transfer window to predict our next move. With left-back now the undisputed priority, reports are linking United to a sensational move for Barcelona's Alejan
Hull (A) | UNITED ARE MAULED BY THE TIGERS!?!?
The 2026/27 Premier League season is finally here, and Manchester United have started it with an absolute disaster class. In this short 20ish-minute reaction episode, Joe breaks down the shocking 2-0 defeat to newly-promoted Hull City at the MKM Stadium.We dissect the shambolic defensive display, the set-piece nightmares that led to goals from Semi Ajayi and Nobel Mendy, and why United looked comp
BREAKING NEWS: ORNSTEIN DROPS BALEBA BOMB (In talks!)
ORNSTEIN SAYS: "Manchester United and Brighton closing in on deal for Carlos Baleba."Just when we thought INEOS had locked the chequebook away for the summer, the transfer timeline has absolutely exploded! In this emergency reaction episode, Joe breaks down the massive £60m (+ £5m in add-ons) offer for the 22-year-old Cameroon international and what it means for the rest of our season.We discuss t
The PSG Draw & Marcus Rashford Returns!
Manchester United go toe-to-toe with PSG! In this episode, Joe breaks down the tactical positives from a solid pre-season draw against the European Champions, highlighting standout performances from Amad, Youri Tielemans, and the ever-impressive Andrey Santos.Before we talk tactics, Joe addresses the an ugly emergence in the fanbase, delivering a passionate rant defending Jack and Tyler Fletcher a
ORNSTEIN BOMB: Lewis Hall to United is OFF! (Are We DONE Spending?!)
Is the Manchester United transfer window already over?! After a euphoric pre-season, reality has come crashing back down as the transfer market hits a complete standstill.In today's episode, Joe reacts to the massive update from David Ornstein, who has completely ruled out United signing Newcastle left-back Lewis Hall. With Harry Amass potentially on the way out and Luke Shaw's injury hist
Lacey's Masterclass, a win against Atlético & JJ Gabriel debuts
Pre-season is officially heating up, and Manchester United just put out an entertaining performance! In this reaction episode, Joe breaks down United’s Pre-season is officially heating up, and Manchester United just put on a clinic! In this euphoric reaction episode, Joe breaks down United’s brilliant victory over Diego Simeone’s notoriously tough Atletico Madrid.We start by celebrating our new at
EL CARRINGTON DESTROY ROSENBORG
Pre-season is officially underway, and Manchester United have started with an absolute bang! In this euphoric post-match reaction episode, Joe breaks down United’s 5-0 demolition of Rosenborg.We start with a formal apology to Joshua Zirkzee after the Dutchman channelled his inner Ronaldinho to score an incredibly audacious goal. Then, we look at the absolute masterclass from Carrington, as four di
SPECIAL: United raids rivals for more wonderkids
In this special episode, we do a massive deep dive into how Academy Manager Stephen Torpey and Christopher Vivell are building the a terrifying youth setup in England. Gone are the days of Chelsea and Man City hoarding the best teenagers— United are ruthlessly poaching the top talents from our biggest rivals.What we’re unpacking:The Domestic Raids: Breaking down the £8m coup of 18-year-old winger
Pre-season begins & promise from Santos
Club football is finally back! In this episode, we react to Manchester United's opening pre-season game, focusing on a promising debut from our new £50m man, Andrey Santos. We break down the Brazilian's stats (93% passing, 10 carries, 2 chances created) and discuss why he looks perfectly built for the Premier League.We also dive into the post-match comments from goalkeeper Radek Vitek, who
BREAKING NEWS: Youri Tielemans moves to Old Trafford!
Out of absolutely nowhere, Yanited have pulled off a shock transfer! In this reaction episode, we break down Manchester United's surprise signing of Aston Villa's Youri Tielemans. We analyse why this silent, under-the-radar business is a massive positive, and how the Belgian's elite passing range fits into our new midfield dynamic.Plus, we react to the first official words from our new
BREAKING: The Old Trafford Masterplan Unveiled!
Never a dull day at Manchester United! In this episode, we unpack an absolute rollercoaster 24 hours in the transfer market and the boardroom.We celebrate the official arrival of £50m wonderlad Andrey Santos and discuss some extremely sensible United business as veteran Karl Darlow signs to become our new backup goalkeeper. But it’s not all good news—we break down the terrifying reports that our £
BREAKING NEWS: Andrey Santos signs for the Reds!
Andrey Santos is officially a Manchester United player! In this rapid-fire, 5-minute reaction episode, Joe breaks down the massive breaking news as INEOS successfully raids Chelsea to secure the 22-year-old Brazilian powerhouse.We react to the official confirmation, the reported £50m fee, and what bringing the former Ligue 1 midfield engine to Old Trafford means for the rest of our summer rebuild.
EMERGENCY REACTION: United Target Andrey Santos!
Emergency reaction pod! After missing out on Matheus Fernandes, Manchester United have aggressively pivoted, and the new target is a Brazilian unknown.Will Unwin and The Guardian have dropped massive reports confirming United are targeting Chelsea’s 22-year-old midfielder, Andrey Santos, in a deal that could be valued below £50m. In this reaction episode, we break down exactly who Santos is and wh
Fernandes goes to Spurs! What is United's Plan B?
Heartbreak in the transfer market! The dreaded "Here We Go" has dropped, and Matheus Fernandes has officially gone to Tottenham Hotspur over Manchester United.In this episode, we unpack exactly why the deal collapsed and why INEOS's refusal to enter a bidding war might actually be a signal of new discipline at the club. But with our primary midfield target gone, who is Plan B?What we
Could the Mateus Fernandes Saga finally be closing?
The transfer window is absolute chaos, and the midfield merry-go-round is spinning faster than ever. In this episode, we break down the incredibly confusing tug-of-war for Matheus Fernandes, as Matteo Moretto confirms United are pushing back hard against Tottenham's advances after a few days of spurs centric reports.But could United's slight hesitation be linked to Madrid? The Athletic rep
REACTION: NEW TRAFFORD LAND SECURED
Stop refreshing your feeds for transfer news, because the biggest signing Manchester United will make this decade is officially complete: INEOS just bought the land for the new stadium!In this emergency reaction episode, we break down the monumental breaking news that United have secured the crucial Trafford Wharfside footprint required to build the 100,000-seat "Wembley of the North."Wh
The £100m Question: Fernandes, Tchouaméni, or Tyler Fletcher?
The 2026 World Cup is in full swing, but the transfer market is never stopping. In this episode, we break down Fabrizio Romano's massive double update on United's pursuit of Matheus Fernandes and Crysencio Summerville, as INEOS looks to aggressively out-maneuver Spurs and Real Madrid.Speaking of Madrid, Jose Mourinho's arrival at the Bernabeu could trigger the craziest midfield domino
Amazon Documentary, Finances & Stadium Issues
Forget the transfer rumours for just a second, because the news coming out of the boardroom today will shape the future of Manchester United for the next decade. In this special episode, we step away from the transfer window to break down three massive off-pitch developments that have rocked the club.First, the cameras are coming to Old Trafford. United have signed a record-breaking deal with Amaz
Fernandes, Scott, Hall links & Onana to return?
The World Cup has officially kicked off across the pond, but over here in Manchester, the transfer market absolutely never sleeps! In this episode, we break down the explosive updates shaking up United’s summer business as United looks to reshape the squad.From serious midfield reinforcements to defensive depth and the battle for the backup keeper spot, the wheels are firmly in motion.What we’re u
Éderson signs & Glazers to sell?!?
What an absolute mental 24 hours to be a Red. In this episode, we break down the midnight bombshell from Bloomberg stating that members of the Glazer family are internally debating a full sale of their stake in Manchester United after 20 years. But before we celebrate, we unpack the "drag-along" clause that means Sir Jim Ratcliffe and INEOS could legally be forced out of the club right a
Éderson Agrees Terms, Rashford & Ugarte Heading Out?
What a week to be a Red. In this episode, we break down Manchester United's massive financial turnaround following the release of the Q3 results. From cost-cutting wins to securing a 3rd-place finish, INEOS is finally balancing the books—even after a hefty £16.7m bill for parting ways with Ruben Amorim.Plus, the summer transfer window is heating up fast. We dive into the latest on a potential €45m
BRUNO MAKES IT 21 AGAINST THE GULLS
Episode 25: HISTORY MADE! 🔴 Bruno Breaks the Record, Slaying Brighton & Final Day DramaHistory has officially been written! Bruno Fernandes stands alone at the absolute summit of creative Premier League football.In this final-day reaction episode of Devils in the Box, Joe reacts to a magnificent 3-0 routing of Brighton at the Amex that summarises a 3rd-place finish for Michael Carrick's men. B
Ryerson, Hackney & World Cup Squads
The summer transfer window is officially open soon, and the rumours are already hitting overdrive!In this week's transfer episode of Devils in the Box, Joe breaks down the latest high-profile names dominating the Manchester United news cycle. We start by analysing the surprise link to Borussia Dortmund’s high-flying full-back Julian Ryerson. With potential defensive reshuffling on the horizon unde
The Premier League Power Vacuum
🔴 Exploiting City’s Exit, Liverpool Turmoil & Alonso’s ChelseaThe landscape of English football is about to completely fracture, and Manchester United are potentially positioned to exploit the chaos.In this forward-looking episode of Devils in the Box, Joe takes a look at the massive identity crises hitting our biggest rivals over the next few seasons and asks if Michael Carrick’s Reds can off
Bruno Deforests Notts & Goodbye Case
The curtain falls on our home campaign at Old Trafford, and what an emotional afternoon of football against Nottingham Forest that saw us win 3-2 to guarantee 3rd place in the PL.In this episode of Devils in the Box, Joe reacts to a entertaining final home victory of the season under Michael Carrick. While the three points cap off an incredible turnaround under the gaffer, the real headlines were
Carrick Stays & Bruno to win POTY?
INEOS have officially made their move! The interim tag is gone (nearly), and Michael Carrick has been offered a permanent contract at Old Trafford (according to Fabrizio and Ornstein).In this episode of Devils in the Box, Joe reacts to the breaking news out of Manchester. We break down the board's decision to reward Carrick before the season even concludes, analysing his incredible tactical tu
REACTION: Darkness at the Stadium of Light
After the high of slaying Liverpool at Old Trafford, Manchester United came crashing back to earth with a turgid 0-0 draw against Sunderland at the Stadium of Light. In this episode of Devils in the Box, Joe breaks down why a rotated United side looked completely toothless on Wearside.While Champions League football is already secured, this performance was a massive reality check. We give flowers
SPECIAL: Should Michael Carrick stay?
Champions League football is secured, Old Trafford is bouncing again, and the mood around the club has completely shifted. But the biggest decision of the INEOS era is just days away: Is Michael Carrick the permanent answer?In this special deep-dive episode of Devils in the Box, Joe weighs up the pros and cons of handing the keys to the club legend. Since replacing Ruben Amorim in January 2026, Ca
REACTION: THE DEVILS TOPPLE THE SCOUSERS
Old Trafford was an absolute cauldron, and Manchester United are officially BACK in the Champions League! 🏆In this euphoric episode of Devils in the Box, Joe reacts to a rollercoaster 3-2 victory over our fiercest rivals, Liverpool. We certainly didn't make it easy for ourselves—gifting the Scousers two goals with some sloppy play from the back—but Michael Carrick’s Reds showed a level of resi
LIVERPOOL PREVIEW & MAINOO STAYS!
The future is officially locked in. Today, Manchester United confirmed that Kobbie Mainoo has signed a massive contract extension, keeping our monumental talent at Old Trafford until 2031.In this episode of Devils in the Box, Joe celebrates the news that has every United fan smiling. We look back at Kobbie’s meteoric rise—from his senior debut against Charlton in 2023 to his historic winner in the
REACTION: The Reds see off Brentford thanks to Casemiro masterclass
CONTROLLED CHAOS! 🔴 | Carrick’s Masterclass, Šeško’s Streak & The Rashford Loan DramaIt wasn’t an escape; it was a statement. In this episode of Devils in the Box, Joe reacts to Manchester United's dominant 2-1 win over Brentford under the Monday night lights. We break down Michael Carrick’s tactics, including a devastating first-half performance. We talk Casemiro’s masterclass, Benjamin Š
TRANSFER SPECIAL: TCHOUAMÉNI & WONDERKIDS
Champions League football is nearly secured, and the INEOS revolution is about to hit second gear. In this episode of Devils in the Box, Joe breaks down a summer roadmap that could transform Michael Carrick’s squad into genuine title contenders.First up, the "Galactico" link. Reports are intensifying around Real Madrid’s Aurélien Tchouaméni. With a 93% passing accuracy and elite defensiv
REACTION: VICTORY AT THE BRIDGE!
They said we were in crisis. They said without Maguire and Martínez, Cole Palmer would have a field day. They were wrong...In this special 20-minute reaction episode of Devils in the Box, Joe breaks down a season-concluding 1-0 win over Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. Against all odds—and with a defensive line held together by sheer will and academy grit—Michael Carrick’s Reds have taken a massive ste
Rattled & Stamford Bridge Bound
The 24-day break ended in a nightmare, and now it feels like the officials have picked a side.In this weeks episode of Devils in the Box, host Joe sifts through the wreckage of a historic (and highly controversial) home defeat to Leeds United. We break down how Michael Carrick’s men lost their grip on Old Trafford and why the post-match headlines are dominated by whistles rather than goals.Then, w
Roses Derby & Is Bruno Prem POTY?
How do we survive a 24-day gap between Premier League fixtures? By packing our bags and heading to Ireland!In this weeks of Devils in the Box, host Joe breaks down Michael Carrick's decision to take a 25-man squad over to Dublin for an intensive four-day training camp. We look at who made the flight—including academy prospects Jim Thwaites and Ayden Heaven—and who was forced to stay behind in
Summer Exodus & Tonali for midfield?
The 2026 summer transfer window is already shaping up to be an absolute rollercoaster for Manchester United with new links popping off daily. In this weeks episode of Devils in the Box, host Joe dives straight into the massive £100m links tying Newcastle United's Sandro Tonali to Old Trafford, breaking down Fabrizio Romano's latest confirmations and Newcastle's potential forced fire-sa
SPECIAL: What's going on with the new stadium?
The international break is here, but the news coming out of Manchester United certainly hasn't stopped!In this episode of Devils in the Box, host Joe dives into the massive updates surrounding the future of Old Trafford. We break down the latest from Collette Roche on the £2 billion, 100,000-seater 'Wembley of the North' project, including the crucial Freightliner land negotiations and why we won'
United draw at Vitality & Harry sees red
My blood pressure is finally returning to normal! Manchester United drop points on the south coast after an absolute masterclass in inconsistency from the officials.In this weeks episode of Devils in the Box, host Joe breaks down the chaotic 2-2 draw against Andoni Iraola's Bournemouth. We cover Bruno Fernandes' opening penalty, Ryan Christie's equalizer, and Harry Maguire's absolu
Cherries, Midfield Drama & Redemption
The good news just keeps rolling in for Manchester United! We’re sitting pretty in 3rd place, and to top it off, Kobbie Mainoo and Harry Maguire are officially back in the England squad.In this episode of Devils in the Box, host Joe breaks down Thomas Tuchel's latest 35-man squad and how Michael Carrick has worked absolute miracles to get our boys back in the Three Lions setup just months befo
UNITED LOCK DOWN THIRD!
Welcome back to Devils in the Box! Joe is here, and the vibes are absolutely immaculate. We just brushed aside Unai Emery's Aston Villa 3-1 at Old Trafford, and the Champions League spots are looking very, very real!In this episode, we break down an incredibly vital win that puts us three points clear of Villa in third place. After a pretty sterile, goalless first half, the game absolutely explode
The CB Dilemma & The New Wonderkid
Welcome back to a tough episode of Devils in the Box following a period of illness to our host! After the sheer trauma of that 10-man Newcastle defeat, I think we all need a little bit of escapism. So today, we are doing what Manchester United fans do best: blindly ignoring the present and obsessing over the future!In this episode, Joe dives into the massive summer transfer rumours swirling around
Newcastle Frustrations & Grumpy Old Players
Welcome back to an unfortunate episode of Devils in the Box! Well, it was fun while it lasted. Michael Carrick’s unbeaten run has come to a screeching halt after a seriously frustrating 2-1 defeat to a 10-man Newcastle United at St James' Park.In this episode, Joe tries to process the Newcastle reality check without hitting the panic button (we are still THIRD, people!). We also take aim at th
Shattering Palace & The Toon Preview
We actually did it! Manchester United are officially sitting in THIRD place after a massive 2-1 comeback victory over Crystal Palace. Because why make it easy when you can give the fans a collective heart attack first?In Episode 4 of Devils in the Box, Joe breaks down the resilience of Michael Carrick's squad, Bruno Fernandes stepping up with a captain's goal, and Benjamin Sesko continuing his let
SPECIAL: Omar's Credit Card & The Summer
Welcome back to another episode of Devils in the Box, the podcast where we are actually, finally, starting to believe again!This week, host Joe is putting away the tactical whiteboards and whipping out Omar Berrada’s credit card because it’s time to talk about the Manchester United Summer transfer window. With Carrick steadying the ship, we break down the transfer-linked targets who could take us
Palace Preview & The Charge for Third
Welcome back to another episode of Devils in the Box! Joe is in a brilliantly upbeat mood after surviving the absolute cure for insomnia that was our 1-0 win against Everton. Three points is three points, and with Aston Villa dropping points, Manchester United can actually go THIRD if we beat Crystal Palace at Old Trafford!In this episode, we preview Sunday's massive clash. We're talking a
The Monday Night Smash-and-Grab
Welcome to the very first episode of Devils in the Box! Because if there's one thing the internet was screaming out for, it's another bloke with a microphone talking about Manchester United.In Episode 1, Joe dives headfirst into the chaotic 2025/26 season. We're talking Michael Carrick's incredible unbeaten run, Benjamin Sesko breaking local speed limits against Everton, Sir Jim Ra
