Triathlon Mockery
Two young professional triathletes, Tom Oosterdijk and Max Stapley, share their opinions on triathlon-related topics. They discuss weekly race results and delve into a main subject each week. The podcast offers a casual, humorous take on the sport from insiders.
Episodes
BACK! - Its Raceweek!
In this episode, Tom and Max discuss training routines, the mental aspects of sports, race experiences, and insights into sports nutrition and branding. They share personal stories, industry opinions, and practical tips for athletes and enthusiasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TUE's - a short cut to Legal doping?
In This episode Max and Tom share their weekly struggles, dive into the nuances of doping regulations and recent list releases of TUE's. The realities of professional and amateur sports doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pool etiquette is a myth
Max & Tom talk about Pool etiquettes, a specific kind of doping in ski jumping, the olympics and a gnarly train ride. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pro Triathlon has changed!
In this episode of the Triathlon Mockery podcast, Tom and Max discuss their personal experiences with journaling and New Year's resolutions, highlighting the challenges of maintaining consistency. They share their recent racing highlights, including Max's competitive performance in Abu Dhabi, and reflect on the evolving nature of triathlon seasons, questioning whether traditional seasons still exi
Airplane Bike weight allowance
In this episode, Max and Tom dive into the world of heat training, discussing its benefits and challenges. They explore the science behind heat adaptation and its potential as a new trend in athletic training. The conversation also touches on personal highs and lows, including training experiences and humorous anecdotes about airline weight allowances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo
Freezin Sauna Ballz
Tom and Max discuss the unusual winter weather in the Netherlands. They delve into the importance of structure in training, New Year's resolutions, and the evolution of triathlon organizations. The conversation also touches on the mental aspects of training, the significance of community support, and the ongoing debates surrounding drafting rules in triathlon. Additionally, they share personal hea
Spicy Thailand
In this episode, Max chats about his trainingcamp in Thailand, Tom about his little comeback and how he should plan training. Furthermore they talk about a few athletes that retire and for what reasons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Comeback is better than the setback
In this episode Max reflects on his end of the season, whilst Toms unveils a big new goal for him. Besides that they bust a typical IRONMAN Branded bullshitbuster and go in about the superior fitness off the Norwegians. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PBs in whining: triathlete vs. man flu
In this episode Max and Tom talk about Tom's tragic man flu, Max his hospital visit in China, the men's world Champs, a precap on the womens World champs and a bust their own massive bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A late Guess at the Champs
In this episode Max And Tom talk over their highs and lows, talk about the IRONMAN World champs thats coming up, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Espresso Lemonaid
Tom and Max discuss their recent training experiences, the competitive atmosphere in triathlon, and the challenges of launching new products. Tom And Max also reflect on the fast times at Ironman Copenhagen, the potential retirement of top athletes, and the evolving landscape of triathlon and cycling. They touch on fashion trends in sports gear and conclude with a light-hearted discussion about th
Training in a trisuit
Max started the week Hot at WTS Hamburg, with a recap. Tom is faced an awkward sauna occaision, and is back into a training rythm. They discuss training in a trisuit, the tour the france and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Clickbait IRONMANs
In this episode Tom & Max talk about WTS Hamburg thats coming up for Max, Tom's new goals, Challenge Roth where Sam Laidlow showed his new race tactics and a massive bullshit buster. IRONMAN Clickbait races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Hottest weeks
In this episode, Tom and Max reconnect after a break, sharing updates on their training and experiences in the world of cycling and triathlon. They discuss the differences in professionalism between cycling and triathlon, recount their recent race experiences, and delve into the controversies surrounding race regulations, particularly at Ironman Frankfurt. The conversation also touches on the impo
Sexual Transmitted Doping
In This episode Tom & Max talk about The level of Female Long Distance Triathlon, Font Romeu, Tom's coaching's results but most importantly, STD cases that involve doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Toxic Relationship
In this Episode Max reviews his last few weeks and Tom is contempleting on what to focus on in life. The key essence of this weeks show is; we all like ourself a little toxic relationship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
London Marathon Recap
In this episode Tom & Max recap the London Marathon, an ultimate dissappointment bullshitbuster, and absolute carnage while boarding the flight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Every Dog Has Its Run
Max & Tom talk over all the ins and out off the London Marathon, IRONMAN Texas! Training through sickness, is that a bullshit buster? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Spanish Gym Etiquettes
In this Episode Max & Tom go over the spanish gym etiquettes, A blind folded bullshit buster, the T100 in Singapore and Alex Yee his insane marathon pace. Download the free Race Nutrition Guide https://gonnafuel.com/products/marathon-training-guide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cassandre Beaugrand's Story - Through Darkest Times to Olympic Gold
Tom Oosterdijk Sits down with Olympic Champion Cassandre Beaugrand for a raw and personal conversation. Behind her success lies a story of resilience, overcoming extreme adversity to reach the top. She shares powerful insights that won’t just motivate you but might just change the way you see your own journey. An absolute must-listenGONNAFUEL - https://gonnafuel.com/products/performance-shot Hoste
A New Triathlon Mockery
In this episode, Tom takes a moment to share an update about the podcast and what’s been going on behind the scenes. Meanwhile, Max and Tom dive into a range of exciting topics, including Max's T100 race in Singapore, Tom’s recent 10K personal best, and “un-bullshitbust” the nose strip - does it actually work. Of course, that’s just the beginning, there’s plenty more in store. Tune in for another
Young dog back on the block
In This Episode, Tom & Max talk about Max his t100 singapore wildcard, GI issues on the subway, Toms training program for the london marathon. The Launch of GonnaFuel. A race calender bullshitbuster and much more. Head over to www.GONNAFUEL.COM to check it out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
ATHLETES Burn-out
In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about IRONMAN New Zealand, the start of the year, Tom's season and the big burn-out rate under athletes and amateur athletes. On Top of that two massive bullshitbusters. GONNA www.gonnafuel.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Happy New Year Dogs!
in this episode Joe & Tom talk about their 2025 season, bullshit bust the festive 500 and talk about PRO-races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sebastian Kienle - Life Beyond the Finish Line
In this conversation Tom explores Sebastian’s transition from professional triathlete to life after the sport. From lessons learned on the world stage to new passions and challenges, this is an inspiring look at reinvention and resilience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Interrogation Room
Joe & Tom talk about Joe's Hyrox and they will discuss certain topics in triathlon. A video of patrick lange will feature as the instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dont get fooled!
In this episode Tom & Joe go in depth about bullshitbuster subjects, sponsorships/market and their own season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Holy Sh1t
Yes dawg a big episode filled with a lot of knowledge. In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about the T100 in Dubai, a shitty situation that had happend and about Tom taking on Kiplimo in a triathlon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Rating World Champs Results
In this episode Joe & Tom talk over their goals for the 2025 season and reflect on the world champs and rate some of the athletes their results. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
HAWAIIAN WORLD CHAMPS SPECIAL
In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about The IRONMAN Hawaii - the World Championship special. Besided that Tom & Joe talk about the female marathon record and future plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The vulnerable Athlete
In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about IRONMAN Barcelona and how the Pro racedynamics have changed, About Joe's race inAmerica, Tom's high's and lows and much more. Also; if you want to listen to the live set we were talking about; hit the link in BIO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Hunt after the Junkyard Dog
In This episode Joe & Tom recap the IRONMAN World Champs, talk about Joe's race at IRONMAN Chattanooga, looking at the rest of Toms season and Tom and Joe are taking about the T100 in Ibiza. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Caravan Camp Recap
In this episode Joe & Tom recap their Caravan Camp, Talk heavy Sauna rituals, a Massive IRONMAN Pro Bullshit buster and about Joe's next race! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
IRONMAN Frankfurt pre race chat
In this episode Joe and Tom go over the list of IRONMAN Frankfurt. One of the biggest races fields ever in triathlon full distance racing. furthurmore they discus a massive bullshit buster where 1/4th of the british citizen think they can qualify for the olympics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Mexican Method
In This Episode Joe and Tom Talk about a recent suspension of an athlete after his blood test came back positive. And they will talk about band camp thats coming up. Dogs back together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Olympics recap
In this Episode Max Joe & Tom recap the olympics. Talk training (overload) and future plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Un-cancelled - Dogs Back again
In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about Coaches, Cairns, Joe's current state of racing, Tom's state off fitness and Lake placid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The prize money subject
In this episode Joe & Tom Reveal a cheater in Triathlon, talk about equalty in pricemoney and share their weekly highs and lows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samuraiman Recap
In this episode Joe and Tom recap IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challenge Sammorin/samuraiman. Also Joe and Tom Go in depth about some very triathlon kinda things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samorin Pre race chat
An in depth pre race nerves chat about IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challange Samorin. Also an update about Joe's pool and Tom's chaving around the scrootch, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
IRONMAN Texas Recap & The battle of the Scrootch
Joedie is going to recap his race from IRONMAN Texas, whilst Tom has some demons to battle around his scrootch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
IRONMAN 70.3 Oceanside Pre-cap
Joedie and Tom are precapping oceanside :), some highs and lows and a thermometer bullshit buster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A Calorie is not a Calorie!
In this episode Tom is back on a High from training whilst Joe is going through some darker days whilst oceanside is coming up. Apart from that they recap American trips and bullshit bust the National Norwegian coach! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
T100 & World Triathlon
In this episode Joe Tom & Max talk about WC Abu Dhabi and T100 miami. Besides that they go in depth about all the french bullshit busters Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dogz did WHAT?
In this show Joe & Tom talk about joe's 10K and an issue the dogs wont forget. Furthermore they talk about the biggest bullshit buster in history being busted and the milestone of surpassing 1billion people with obesity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Hip Thruster
In this episode Joe and Tom talk about the miserable weather at the moment, Joe's 10K, PTO miami startlist, IRONMAN NZ startlist en a Hip Thrusting bullshitbullster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Professional Runwalkers
In This episode Joe and Tom Talk about Tom's 10KM race, Joe's goal for his next 10K race, about the tragic death of Kelvin Kiptum and go in depth about race walkers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Band Got Back Together
The band got back together! Talking goals for 2024, t100 series and much more in our newest episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Triathlon Mockery Awards
The end of the year, and its time for awards. In this episode Joe and Max talk about certain subjects and reach out awards to certain athletes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Three dogs off the leash
In This episode the 3 dogs get together for a chat about Tom's new plans, Max Podiums at 70.3 Bahrain and Joe has got into new fights with his neighbours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
IRONMAN Cozumel & Hyrox recap
In this episode Joe and Tom catch up after a long time. They recap IRONMAN Cozumel and Joe's little trip to Hyrox Londen Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hyrox & Phuket Triathlon Ft Max Stapley
The Mozzarella is on a holiday, so Max and Joe talk the week through. Joe is facing a hyrox event this weekend and Max chats about the biggest win in his career. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bailiff in Norwich
Hit the link in bio to support our show and get extra episodes and training sessions. In this episode Joe tells Tom about the bailiffs at his house, some trainingsessions in prep for IRONMAN Cozumel and an expensive bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Visit to the hospital, Dog Down!
Joe is not racing IRONMAN Florida and calling it a season due to health reason, Tom Racing Cozumel, The age group advise of the week and much more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Runners are Dirty
In this episode Tom recaps the Sgrail gravel triathlon, joe and Tom Talk about dirty runners, sam laidlow under investigation of the ITA and a classic bullshit buster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Spanish Tandem
In this episode, Joe & Tom recap IRONMAN Worlds in Kona, talk about a spanish Tandem race aka draftfest and chat through their own training Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The TM Underpants run
Tom tells about his apple business, joe and tom talk Taylor Knibb in Kona, The Hawaiian IRONMAN Traditions, Joe read a book and much more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Outlaw
This episode is joined by Max Stapley. Max and joe talk some hot scoops in the scene, is there more doping around and why did Max got arrested in Pontevedra. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
World Championship IRONMAN Nice Recap!
Joe recaps the World Champs in Nice, we discus some highs and lows, a fraud during the beermile, does Joe need a coach? And we doing more races this year ? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
IRONMAN WORLDS Nice pre-chat ft Gustav Iden & Bradley Weiss
IRONMAN World Championships Nice Pre-race chat, race tactics and more with Gustav Iden & Bradley Weiss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Rat and the 70.3 Worlds Recap
In this episode Joe & Tom discuss the IRONMAN 70.3 Worlds, Tom's swimrace and there was a rat in our camp. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What's News - episode 1 - Triathlon Mockery
Whats news, our new podcast series where we will discuss the weeks news events in 2-3 min per subject- Kristian Blummenfelt racing Paris, two days after that Singapore and now on his way to 70.3 worlds. - Lionel sanders wants to donate his money to young ITU dude. - Another top professional, known as Janice Frodeno, has fallen for the financial heavyweight from a non-alcoholic beer brand. - Water
The Follow unfollow technique
In this Episode, Tom and Joe talk about whats going on in Font Romeu, Tom’s training for IRONMAN penticton and a rare follow/unfollow technique. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Strength Training for triathletes part 2 - Triathlon Mockery College
In This Episode Tom & Kate talk how you should plan strength training, how it changes over the season and Kate will answer a lot of the questions the fans have send in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Confused Adult
In this episode Joe and Tom talk joe's trainingcamp in font romeu, tom's training in amsterdam for IRONMAN Canada/penticton. A massive bean bullshit buster and a confused young adult. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mr 92, FBI Open Up!!
In This episode Joe & Tom talk about A recent sanction by NADA for a pro triathlete, Joe's win at Lake Placid, the beermile and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Surprise Surprise!! Back again
Guess what,, the dogs are back again! Tom And Joe catch up with some stories off the last three weeks. Tommie is recharched, jodie ready to go for ironman lake placid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Challenge Roth Recap
Joedie and Tom recap Roth, record breaking results, Terminator heading into raceweek, runner with air cock technique and lots more to chat through Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Challenge Roth Precap
In this episode Joe and Tom precap Challenge Roth, Bullshit bust a professional athlete and more bs in the triathlon scene. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Lost Abroad! Where are we?
In this episode Joe & Tom talk 'poo-problems', recap Challenge Geraardsbergen, the fit pensioners are lost and a hel'lott more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Moto Madness
In this Episode Joe and Tom Talk about the tragic event during IRONMAN Hamburg, Tom's Half distance and a famous YouTuber ends up in the bullshit buster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The 0lymPiC 1r0nMaN
Joe & Tom go in depth about women in sport during period, Tom's Olympic IRONMAN 5150 race, the nail through his foot, and Joe and Toms training mythologie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PTO IBIZA Re-cap
In this Episode Joedie and Tom chat about the PTO race and recap joe's his long course Triathlon in Ibiza.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Strength Training for Triathletes- part 1
Welcome to the very first episode of Triathlon Mockery College. In these series want to dig deep into the science and theory of training for a triathlon. This episode is an introduction for Strength Training For triathletes. Why should triathletes go to the gym? Why would it make me a better athlete? If you want to support our show, making all these episodes possible; please head over to our Patre
PTO IBIZA Pre-cap
In this Episode Joedie and Tom talk about Techno his dodgy nutrition schedule, the big PTO race thats coming up this weekend and about moving house Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Talking EPO/Doping/ the Collin Case with Thomas Dekker
In This extra episode Ive got special guest Thomas Dekker on with his experience on EPO. How does it work? Do a lot of people do it? Does collins statement make sense? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is This Triathlon biggest doping scandal?
Tom And Joe Talk about Collin Chartier being caught using EPO. On top of that, Joe tells about his race in race at IRONMAN Texas.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Leaky Pipe
In this episode Joe talks about his first weeks as a dad and racing ironman Texas. Tom talks about the escape from hengelo and life in Amsterdam. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Escape from Hengelo!
The Escape from Hengelo is here! Joe & Tom Talk about a NZ doped up marathoner, transgenders in professional womens sports and the Sponsored professional. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Uncool Ponycap MTBers
Uncool ponycap mountainbikers, bad bike tactics in ITU, Joe's downfall of the fathership.. There is just a lot going on Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
